Chapter 137: I Want to Eat Pork and Kill Myself
"Alas, by the way, Xiao Yan, didn't you say that you want to eat back the pot meat and pig's head meat at noon today, it just so happened that I just bought a black pig in the morning, but it is a live pig, we need to slaughter it ourselves, the butcher in the village just isn't there, otherwise you and Peng Peng will go and take a look, and bring the pig back." ”
After Yan Yi had already put down all the luggage, Mr. Huang suddenly rolled his eyes, thought about it, and said with a smile to Yan Yi in front of him.
Although Mr. Huang also knew that the initiator of this incident was still the director of the crew, but after all, Yan Yi said this, and the food was also Yan Yi's food, if he didn't talk about it, then he wouldn't be Mr. Huang.
"Killing pigs? I haven't done this before, can this work?"
Although Yan Yi had already prepared to be tricked by everyone, it was a little difficult for him to suddenly let him kill the pig.
"After all, we have bought all the pigs, and we can't keep them there, after all, we still have to cook today, you go with Peng Peng, you two discuss, Peng Peng, you take Xiao Yan to the old man Li's house that we said before, we have already bought the black beads." ”
It's just that how could Teacher Huang let go of Yan Yi so easily, and hurriedly pulled Peng Peng on the side, and pushed the two out of the cabin, not giving the two of them a chance to hesitate at all.
"Don't worry, Mr. Huang is at most to say, how can we let the two of us kill the pig in person, just the two of us with thin arms and legs, it is estimated that the pig has not been killed by the pig first. ”
Peng Pengman, who had already figured out Teacher Huang's routine in his heart, was not worried, looked at the person next to him and said with a smile.
Although Longing for Time is a variety show of life, it is true that they will do a lot of farm work, but killing pigs is so bloody and very technical, it is unlikely that they will be allowed to do it, and there will definitely be some other solutions at that time.
In this way, Peng Peng and Yan Yi chatted all the way and walked to Old Man Li's house.
At this time, Mr. Li had been waiting for a long time with a cigarette stick at the door of his house.
"Old man, we are here to get the pig, which one did Mr. Huang make an appointment with you in the morning?"
Peng Peng, who had lived in the cabin for a few months, had already become familiar with the old people in this mountain village, and said warmly to the old man.
"Ah, you say this, it's in my pigsty in front of you, and you can go and bring out the pigs yourself, which is the biggest one in the pen. ”
Old Man Li knew that the other party was coming when he saw Peng Peng, pointed to the pigsty next to the door of the house, and said to the two.
The pigsty was not very far from the old man's house, and it was just a small vegetable garden, but before the two of them went there at this time, they had already smelled the foul smell coming from the pigsty, and the two of them couldn't help but cover their noses.
How could the two of them, who were already like this, go to the pigsty to catch pigs in person.
"Old man, why don't you help us get Zhu out, this pig is too big, and we two people with thin arms and legs can't move it." ”
Peng Peng looked at the old man smoking a cigarette at the door with some pleading.
"Hehe, you want me to help you get the pig out, fifty yuan is worth two dollars. ”
As soon as he said this, the old man's face suddenly showed a trace of shrewdness, and a flower suddenly appeared on his face, and he looked at the two people in front of him.
"Isn't it just fifty yuan, I'll give it to you, do you have WeChat, I'll transfer it to you directly on WeChat." ”
After hearing the old man's price of fifty, the sadness on his face suddenly dissipated without a trace, isn't it fifty yuan, it's a small meaning.
"I'm sorry, I don't know what you young people make, I only accept cash here, and fifty yuan is not a lot. ”
It's just an old man. Indeed, when Yan Yi said this, he immediately began to shake his head vigorously, refusing to say.
You must know that this is a mountain village, let alone whether there is a signal in this ravine, even if there is a signal, how can an old man of such an age use something like WeChat.
This can be regarded as difficult for Yan Yi, he usually uses his mobile phone WeChat, no matter how bad he is, someone will help him carry money when he goes out, how can he keep cash in his pocket, let alone come out to shoot the show.
"Pengpeng, you have fifty there, or you can give me a cushion first, and I will return to you." ”
In desperation, Yan Yi had no choice but to send a look of help to Peng Peng beside him.
"There's really no way around this, you must know that since we entered this mountainous area, all the cash on our bodies has already been collected by the program team, and now if we want cash, we can only exchange the picked bud rice with the program team, fifty yuan is dozens of catties of bud rice. ”
It's just that Peng Peng didn't give the answer Yan Yi wanted, but looked at Yan Yi in front of him with a wry smile and waved his hand.
Although it is true that there is a little bit of cash in the cabin, it was all exchanged between them and the program team before, but it is Mr. Huang who is in charge of the money, how can he Peng Peng and I have money in my pocket.
"There's no way, let's go and get that pig out together, it's not okay to be lazy at this time. ”
At this time, Yan Yi can be regarded as having no way to go to heaven and no way to go to the ground, so he can only go out by himself in desperation.
"Okay, then let's go up together, I don't believe it, we two old men can't do a black pig. ”
Seeing that Yan Yi beside him had compromised, Peng Peng could only follow his grandfather to work hard, and if he wanted to blame, he could only blame Teacher Huang for cheating him, today's incident was obviously premeditated by Teacher Huang, otherwise it would not be possible to let Old Man Li send the pig directly into the cabin.
However, Mr. Huang did not do these things, but asked the two of them to come to Mr. Li's house to pick up pigs, but at this time, the two of them could only accept their fate.
In this way, Yan Yi and Peng Peng, while covering their noses, walked towards the pigsty of Old Man Li's house.
"Don't say it, although this pig stinks a little, but it looks really strong, this big ear, the pig ears are there tonight. ”
At this time, Yan Yi, who had already accepted his fate, did not complain for half a sentence, but was very optimistic and half-jokingly comforted Peng Peng next to him, wanting to help the other party alleviate the fear in his heart.
"It seems like so, but he's grown so big, what the hell are we going to do?"
When he was afraid, there was a person next to him who was talking to him, and the pressure in Peng Peng's heart was also relieved, and he began to take the initiative to discuss with Yan Yi how to get this black pig out.
At this time, there were seven or eight black pigs in the pigsty, only one of them was very strong, and the rest were some small piglets that could only reach the height of the knees of the two, so the pig that the two wanted to find naturally did not need to be said, but such a big black pig, how to get it out, but the two of them felt a little worried.