After walking out of Kundu, we were about to take a taxi to leave, when we suddenly found a beautifully dressed long-haired woman sitting on the side of the road, she crossed her arms and knees, buried her head in it, and threw her bag directly next to her, fortunately she did not lose it.

Needless to say, he must have been drunk, and it is said that such scenes are common in Kundu, so Kundu is also a well-known popular place for "picking up corpses".

What is a corpse pickup? It is to see a drunk woman on the side of the road, take advantage of the other party's drunkness, pick her up and have physical relations with her.

The corpses in "picking up corpses" are divided into two kinds, half corpses and full corpses, half corpses are six or seven points drunk, and they have a slight ability to be autonomous, and the whole corpse is drunk and unconscious.

The woman in front of her, guessing that it should be a whole corpse, because her bag doesn't look too cheap, it is said that the bag is a woman's most intimate partner, and she can throw her closest partner aside and ignore it, she must be drunk to the point of being close to unconscious.

We hesitated for a moment, and Xiao Zhou said, "Let's send her home, or don't be insulted by the bad guys." ”

Xiao Zhou's statement is very reasonable, if we don't care, the possibility of the woman being picked up is very high, at least she will be indecent and the consequences will be unimaginable.

Since we have seen this matter, we should still take care of it, and after discussing it properly, we decided to let the extroverted Deng Yan explore the specific situation of the other party first.

Xiao Deng didn't postpone it, walked over and squatted beside the woman, and shouted, "Hey, Miss, Miss, wake up?"

Hearing this title, I hurriedly went up and pulled Xiao Deng aside, and said: "It's really rude, what to call Miss, you should call beauty, beauty is more common." ”

Xiao Deng let out an "oh", leaned over again, and shouted "beauty" a few times, but the other party did not respond, and it seemed that it could be confirmed that she was drunk to the extent of a whole corpse.

I motioned to Xiao Deng and shouted loudly again, and then Xiao Deng directly reached out and nudged her arm a few times.

The woman finally moved, raised her head with difficulty, glanced at us, and asked drunkly, "Who are you, go away and leave me alone." Then he buried himself between his knees.

When she raised her head, she could recognize that she was the woman who had just been persuaded to have three bottles of wine on stage, and she never thought that she was already drunk like this, and it seemed that it would be absolutely difficult for her to go home on her own today.

Xiao Deng asked again: "Where is your home? Let's send you home, you are so drunk that it is easy to be picked up." ”

Xiao Deng said loudly several times, but she did not react again.

We stayed by the side and discussed, and agreed that this is a good opportunity to learn from Lei Feng to do good deeds, as the saying goes, "don't be good and don't do it", helping such a small favor is still easy for three men with a full sense of justice.

Xiao Zhou said: "Looking at her state, I definitely can't ask why, or let's arrange a place for her to live, so that she can rest well until she wakes up." ”

Xiao Zhou's proposal was very reasonable, so it was unanimously approved.

Xiao Zhou is really enthusiastic, I don't know if it's really kind, or if it has ulterior motives? But with me and Xiao Deng guarding, there won't be any incident, so let's decide.

After that, Xiao Zhou picked up the unconscious woman and stopped a car, and the taxi driver saw the three of us supporting a drunk woman, and directly refused to take the car and ran away with the accelerator.

The driver apparently mistook us for the corpse pickers, and if he picked us up, he would have become an accomplice in the abuse, and it was much easier to be mistaken for a bad guy than to be a good guy.

After being denied a ride several times in a row, a slippery driver finally picked us up.

After we got in the car, the driver smiled and said, "These guys, the harvest is good." ”

I glared at him and said, "Drive your car seriously, we are doing good deeds, don't mess with your idleness." ”

The driver smiled and said, "I understand, I understand." ”

Hearing his ridiculous tone, I couldn't help but make people angry, so I said again: "You know a fart, don't keep looking at us with your thief's eyebrows, hurry up and go to the Camellia Hotel." ”

When the driver heard me scolding him, he didn't get angry, and said, "Okay, buddy, don't worry, let's go." ”

We don't bother to reason too much with him, anyway, we are not afraid of shadows, so it's good to have a clear conscience.

Kundu is not far from the Camellia Hotel, which is a relatively good hotel and very formal.

When the three of us helped a drunk woman into the hotel, it immediately aroused the alarm of the front desk, obviously about to be misunderstood again, and it was so embarrassing to be a good person.

Walking to the front desk, I took out the ID card I had with me, and asked to open a single room, and then the front desk attendant asked, "Who of you live?"

The three of us pointed to the drunk woman and said "she" in unison.

The waiter continued, "What is her relationship with you?"

Xiao Zhou said directly: "We brought her here from Kundu." ”

This kid is just too honest, and his honesty forced me to swallow the words I had just thought of.

Kundu's statement of picking up the corpse is basically well-known, originally I wanted to say, "This is our classmate, let's go to KTV together to get drunk, her home is a little far away, arrange to rest in the hotel first", there is no need to say it at all.

When the waiter learned of this situation, he immediately said, "Gentlemen, this is not good, I suggest you send her to the police station." ”

I thought to myself, since it's not good, why don't you send her to the police station, and you want us to send her? If we are really a villain, as long as the woman is still in our hands, we can still do evil when we go to the next hotel.

At this moment, my heart is also a little angry. When you are bent on doing good deeds, but you are misunderstood one after another for ulterior motives, I will make up my mind that I will prove you wrong to those who have misunderstood you with the truth.

Then I recounted the story in a eloquent manner, and then stated that I was just sending her to her room, and then I would come out immediately.

When the waiter understood our thoughts, he felt that there was nothing wrong with it, and then he looked at us very dutifully, as if to make it easier to identify the culprit later.

After doing this, she finally took out the walkie-talkie and shouted: "Security, security, come to the front desk." ”

Hearing her cry, I frowned, what is the situation?

Xiao Deng on the side felt that more things were better than less, and hurriedly said: "Brother Du, why don't we leave it alone, let's run first, in case you are put into the number, even if you are a good person, it will not be very honorable." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he dragged me and Xiao Zhou to run, Xiao Zhou helped the drunk woman to run, and if he didn't run, he was afraid that he would really be put into the number, and he was very overwhelmed.

At this time, I crossed my heart and said loudly: "What are you running, don't you directly become a thief when you run? We are doing good deeds without fear of being misunderstood, and we are sitting up straight, what's the big deal." ”

The waiter watched for a long time, and after watching for a long time, he finally interjected: "I just called the security guard to open the door of the room for you, and then take you out, why are you scared like this? ”

Xiao Deng and Xiao Zhou showed a look of sudden realization, and then Xiao Deng asked loudly: "Do you need to call security guards to open a door? Aren't security guards all about catching bad guys? Just open a room door, can you go?"

"In the middle of the night, we are short of manpower, and the security guards are also used as waiters. Besides, I'm as beautiful as a flower, and I'll go to the room with you, what if one accidentally falls into the tiger's mouth? The waiter said with a sense of confidence.

It seems that this waiter still has a strong sense of responsibility, but in fact, this attitude is very commendable.

But due to repeated misunderstandings, we will inevitably get angry in our hearts, although she looks okay, but I still want to hit her, so I said: "Sister, you should still remove the word 'beautiful' from that adjective." ”

She was stunned for a moment and asked, "Ruhua?"

The three of us nodded in unison and let out a long "hmm"!

She was immediately aggrieved, pointed at us and said, "You are really excessive, you are bad people. As he spoke, he was about to shed tears.

If she cries, it will be very troublesome, and if the security guards see us again, can they really treat us as bad people?

So I hurriedly said with a pleasant face: "Little sister, don't cry, it's not good for us, you sink the fish and the geese, close the moon and shame the flowers, and fall into the country, just now we just want to deliberately anger you, please don't cry, okay? Forgive us." ”

Then I leaned on the front desk with my chin on my shoulder, looking at her expectantly, and Xiao Deng and Xiao Zhou on the side also cooperated with me in the same posture and expression.

After seeing the performance of the three people in front of her, the young lady at the front desk smiled "poof", directly turned sadness into happiness, and said, "Okay, okay, I won't be angry with you." ”

After the embarrassment, after waiting for a while, the security guard rushed over with an electric baton, and put on a posture from a distance that was ready to knock us down at any time, but he didn't dare to step forward when he saw that there were a lot of people.

He put on a defensive posture from a distance and asked, "Xiaopu, what's the situation?"

"Sanzi, don't mess around, they just send this drunk woman into the room, you go and help them open the door, and then take them out. ”

After hearing Xiaopu's explanation, the third son took a good look at the three of us again, and then said: "Don't worry, with my security guard here, it will be difficult for them to succeed in any bad intentions." ”

I rolled my eyelids and said, "Sanzi, don't talk big, this young lady has been calling you for more than 10 minutes, and you came over, if we want to do evil, we will have succeeded a long time ago, are you constipated in the toilet? ”

"You're constipated, I just saw you in the distance and ran back to get an electric baton. ”

"You have a stick in your hand, do you feel very domineering and leaky later? But we are not bad people, you can't use this stick. ”

It's really a 100% chance of being misunderstood, is it that everyone thinks that we have bad intentions, is this from the physiognomy? No, I must go to Hengxin Lane again to have a good look at the physiognomy when I go back.

Escorted by the security guards, we entered the open room, the room was very spacious, very tidy, the bed looked very big and comfortable, it should sleep three or four people will not be crowded, hey, sleep three or four people?