The first volume of Odd Jobs is crazy
Ohgers Dahan, when he crawled out of the crowd of people who grabbed the note, he was already with a blue nose and swollen face, and the director's scolding phone call also came!
The director of the receiver roared in the earpiece: "Rubbish, garbage, our headlines! Someone else has taken the lead! You think you're an actor, you're going to interview!"
The big man said unhurriedly: "The note is in my stomach, I have scoop, you better start thinking about giving me a raise and promotion now, otherwise, hum!" and then clicked the phone.
The big man took out a stack of Huaxia coins and shouted: "Our car is out of gas, buy oil, a barrel of five hundred!
The local convoy that came to act as a security guard immediately brought a 50-kilogram oil drum, and the big man paid for the oil drum to resist the oil drum on his shoulder and pretended to fill the car with oil, but suddenly ran towards the animal circle with the oil drum!
Someone kept an eye on him, and immediately carried a long gun and a short cannon to catch up with the shooting.
The little squirrel whistled, and the wild bison and the bighorn antelope rushed up, and the fellows crawled back, and looked like a herd of animals, and there was no sign of the big man of Ogus.
The ghost climbed onto the roof of the car to film the scene, and another headline of a real-time report was posted
Engels walked among the fauna, surprised and unusual, those animals automatically gave him a passage, and their eyes were full of wisdom, making him feel that these animals were high-level intelligent creatures, and he was just reptiles waiting to evolve
Finally, when we reached the side of the car, a Chinese man jumped out of the car, and in the back seat of the car sat a black teenager holding a huge white diamond in his hand.
"Sir, petrol has arrived. ”
He Peng opened the fuel tank cap and made a look to signal the big man of Ogus to pour in!
Dahan immediately did as he was told.
Huaxia nodded with satisfaction.
"There's only one question, think about it and ask it again, you only have one chance!"
The big man held the oil drum and thought, he had too many questions to ask, but he could only ask one, he was very embarrassed, this hard-won question must not be easily wasted, it must be the most able to dig into the source of things.
After a while, he asked, "Excuse me, why are these animals running after you?"
He Peng jumped into the car, ignited the engine, and said with a smile: "Well, this question you asked is very good, I am happy to tell you that these animals have received the guidance of the Golden Armor God and the Gaios God before they ran with us." ”
With that, the car started and drove forward, and at the same time the millions of animals were moving again.
Dahan was very dissatisfied with this answer, this answer was too simple and simply perfunctory, and he wanted more answers. Chasing the car while running, he asked, "Hey, sir, can you talk more, I'm willing to give money, I'll give you as much as you want, please wait for me"
The car had already gone away, and all kinds of animals around it were running and jumping past, and there were crocodiles and poisonous snakes on the ground!
The big man was frightened, and he stood in horror and didn't dare to move!
When the army of animals left, the big man was pulled into the car by his companions who had arrived.
The big man shouted, "Chase, chase, photographer, shoot me, shoot me, don't shoot those animals, point the camera at me, I have the scoop!"
The camera came over, and the big man of Orgus said domineeringly: "Now it is the chief reporter of the Ogus current affairs commentary program who is doing live reporting for you in Africa, and just now I conducted a face-to-face interview with the core person of this incident, that is, the Chinese people in the Humvee car, the core soul of the army of millions of animals.
This mysterious Chinese man told me that this collective migration of animals was not an accidental event, but a grand religious event in the animal kingdom.
God, it's unbelievable, the animals on the African savannah are religious, they are all believers in the Golden Armor God Cult, and the Chinese people themselves told me that the animals were inspired by the Golden Armor God to carry out this migration!
You must want to know the significance of this migration, then I tell you that I will tell you again later, please follow my Weibo account Please remember my name, I am David, the chief reporter of the current affairs review of Ogers Satellite TV, David will continue to report for you later!"
The on-site report immediately detonated the whole world, Ohgers Satellite TV has never been so concerned, the ratings account for 10% of the world, this is a historic breakthrough, which means that hundreds of millions of people watch this program at the same time, this record in human history only Huaxia TV's Spring Festival Gala has ever been realized!
As soon as the report ended, the director called excitedly.
"Hey dear David, you're doing a great job, keep up the good work!
"Director, have you forgotten what I just said, are you ready for what you should have given me" David's tone was very high, and he read the lines as high as the male pig's feet in the play!
"Anchor David, you are already an anchor, and another 500,000 Huaxia coins are being remitted to your account as a bonus, please be sure to carry out the exclusive broadcast to the end against all odds!"
"Haha, I'm the anchor, old man, if you want a good show, you will continue to promote me, I will be promoted and then kick that little who has been acting on my head out of the TV station!"
"Okay, okay, as long as your news is explosive enough, you can be the deputy director!" The director shouted on the other end of the phone with red eyes! He had a premonition that his opportunity to become the minister of culture was in front of him!
Hanging up the phone, David was as excited as a chicken, and he commanded the vehicle to chase through the smoke and dust of a million beasts, while he kicked off the front windshield and sat out of the window.
"Shoot me, shoot me in with the beasts, shoot a little more thrilling!"
In the photographer's lens, the boundless herd of beasts is galloping a few meters away, the sound of hooves is deafening, and the sand and rocks are flying!
David's hair was blown messy, and his clothes were hunting!
He roared loudly: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am David, the world's chief journalist, and I am giving you the latest news of the Great Migration of a Million Beasts with my life.
Just now, I got an even more shocking news, these millions of unrestrained running beasts, they are actually following the footsteps of the Golden Armor God, the Golden Armor God is a great god newly rising on the African continent, there are countless believers in Africa, not only human beings believe in him, even the beasts and birds also believe in him, you see that in order to follow his footsteps, these animals that were originally their own enemies, can actually carry out a running-themed believer activity in harmony!
It is said that this event is a large-scale animal show with the theme of running to maintain world peace, racial balance, and good order between humans and animals, led by the gods of kinarmor himself!
It doesn't matter if you think it's too incredible, David told you that there are more incredible things waiting for us to witness together! Please follow me on Weibo I am David, the bravest chief reporter in the world, please don't go away, I will continue to report for you later!"
Photographers and drivers are stupid, and although the veracity of the news reports is becoming more and more questionable, it would be too much of an exaggeration to fake it like this!
The photographer reminded: "David, if you talk nonsense like this, something will happen, and you will have to lose your job!"
David gave him a disdainful look: "Just point the camera at me when I need it, I promise you will become the most popular news photographer in Ohgers!"
At this time, the director's phone called again!
"Oh, oh, my dearest David, we have 20 percent of the world's ratings, oh my God! This has never happened in history, we have broken the Guinness World Record, I am now officially informing you, Deputy Director David, I am sending someone to clean your office, if you can do a better job, I think you may be my successor!"
David howled excitedly, and he took off his shirt and threw it out of the car, shouting like a wild man, "Shoot me!"
He Peng didn't know that his words were interpreted by David like that, but this was exactly the effect He Peng wanted, since things were inevitably sensational, then you might as well let these sensational effects play a role in the popularization of the Golden Armor God Sect!
At the same time, journalists from other countries were mercilessly scolded and humiliated by the leaders of their own television stations!
"Are you all idiots, learn from the stupid donkey of Ohgers! Although he is a donkey, he has stolen our ratings! God, you are not as good as a donkey! If you can't get the ratings back, you just wait for the roll and get out!"
New animals are joining one after another, the tired animals are quitting, and the Al people are constantly being reborn! The animals of the African savannah are reborn on this day!
In the evening, the gasoline ran out again, and He Peng stopped the car. Once again, the animals have laid siege to the Circular Beast Formation!
Ogurts has been roaring at the camera for a day, he has blown the Golden Armor God from an ordinary god to the number one god in the world, and has analyzed from his godhead the rambling topic of how much divinity can be contaminated by absorbing the dust raised by the Golden Armor God's followers when they run.
Although all major TV stations have carried out unlimited coverage, no one can be better, more crazy, and more unlimited than the shirtless David.
Since then, on-the-spot reporters have become popular to report bare-chested, and even major media schools have begun to discuss the advantages and disadvantages of this form of reporting, and unanimously praise this style of reporting as the brutalist style!
At the moment when the herd stopped, David just put the gasoline barrel prepared in advance on his shoulder, like a hero who was about to blow up the enemy's bunker, with wild hair on his head, red eyes and madly rushed towards the herd, the animals were startled by his appearance and avoided one after another!
He Peng was twisting his waist to do radio gymnastics while instructing Gaios to write a note, and the little squirrel was excitedly waiting to act as a messenger again, but they were surprised to find that the big man of Ogas had rushed over with a gasoline barrel like a mad warrior!