Under the coercion and temptation of ** and Guo Dingtian, Yan Yi finally stepped onto the stage.

"Didn't you say that the first show was a cross talk performance?

"What's the situation!

"Isn't this the Yan Yi who has been very popular recently?"

.......

After Yan Yi took the stage, he immediately attracted a burst of exclamations from the audience.

You must know that tonight's party has a program list, and the first cross talk performance and performers have been recorded on the program list, and Yan Yi's appearance on stage at this time immediately aroused everyone's doubts.

"Are you surprised to see me come up? ”

Since it was a talk show, Yan Yi was no longer restrained, and in order to enliven the atmosphere of the audience, he attracted a burst of laughter as soon as he opened his mouth.

At the same time, seeing that Yan Yi was able to cope with it on stage, Guo Dingtian and ** in the audience also showed a satisfied smile.

"First of all, I'm sorry to everyone, originally according to our program list, the first show should be a cross talk performance, but what, because our acting teacher has a sow at home, there is no way, I can only impersonate it first, I hope you can understand. ”

Yan Yi bowed to the audience, and then said with a smile, this explanation once again caused a wave of sound.

"The sow gave birth?"

"That's okay, huh?"

"Phew~"

.......

The audience erupted in a frantic boo.

"Everyone also knows that I came up today and I am just an impostor, and I don't have any lines in advance, so I will chat with you casually, let's talk about the guests of our event today, you must know that the director behind this party is a well-known director in our Chinese entertainment industry, Director Guo Dingtian, you may not know that this Director Guo is strict with himself, strict with others, and even stricter with himself. ”

However, the boos of the audience did not affect Yan Yi's performance, and Yan Yi waved his hand to suppress the noise of the crowd, and then continued.

"For example, two days ago, the rehearsal, we invited a famous dance troupe, then the white-skinned and beautiful beauties with long legs, their eyes are straight, this time we will be in the aisle, in order to guide the dance program of today's event, it is hands-on, teaching them hand in hand, posing in various poses, and even not hesitating to go into battle in person to make a demonstration, but what a mess of old men can dance, everyone knows in their hearts, this is to make those beauties angry, you said that you are a layman who has to guide people to do what to do, this is not a big knife in front of the public？”

At this point, the corners of Yan Yi's mouth jumped up slightly to reveal a wicked smile, which can be regarded as a sale.

And when he heard Director Guo in the audience here, he couldn't help but jump for no reason, and a sense of foreboding came to his heart.

"Hehe, guess what happened later? That group of beauties directly surrounded our Director Guo in the middle without saying anything, and pulled it to the backstage, and it was inconvenient for me to tell you about the things in the back, don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility, don't say incivility, don't you say?"

With Yan Yi's wicked laughter, the next paragraph immediately caused a burst of laughter.

And Guo Ding, who was standing next to the stage, immediately covered his face after hearing Yan Yi's words, and at this time he already regretted letting Yan Yi go on stage.

However, Yan Yi hadn't finished speaking, and the next words made the other person feel ashamed.

"After finishing Director Guo, let's talk about the actor we specially invited for this event, Mr. **, as we all know, we can be described as the male gods of the whole people, but as we all know, the actor is just his sideline, his real profession is a professional best man, half of the male stars in the entire entertainment industry are married to him as a best man, this fans are not happy, they are urging him, hurry up and find a partner to marry, I am also a mouthful, I accidentally ridiculed him two days ago, guess what?"

As he spoke, Yan Yi's eyes looked slightly at the ** on the side of the stage, and a wicked smile appeared on his face again.

This time, I panicked, when I originally said Director Guo, he was the one who laughed the most.

However**Although I was secretly uneasy, the audience in the audience was indeed interested, most of the people present were middle-aged and elderly, only a few of them came to chase stars, and the biggest thing these people have in common is gossip, especially the gossip of male stars in this kind of idol drama, they are most interested.

"At that time, the ** told me very hard, what is the hurry? Do you want me to be unemployed? The best man profession is so popular, not only can I get money, but I can also steal the limelight of the bride and groom, how can I be a groom when I am comfortable as a best man, I still want to work for another two hundred years?"

After hooking the audience's interest to the commanding heights, Yan Yi said with a cheap smile, saying all this as if it were the real thing.

As Yan Yi is now, the ** in the audience can't wait to go on stage immediately and beat him on the spot.

"This Yan Yi really refuses to suffer, can we count ourselves digging a pit and getting around ourselves?"

was ridiculed by Yan Yi repeatedly, and the ** standing next to the stage looked at Director Guo next to him with some regret and said.

"Hahaha, I think this kid is very interesting, don't say it, just his few words, the audience's response is surprisingly high, I'm afraid that even if the cross talk actor comes, it's not as good as his talk show. ”

However, Director Guo on the side wisely saw the state of the audience and said with a smile.

"Don't say it, if this weren't for teasing the two of us, I'd probably still be in the audience at this time, hehe, stupid, this kid is a little clever ghost, even so, it's still so pleasing. ”

As soon as the island was said, a cute smile suddenly appeared on the face of **, as if there was no trace of resentment towards Yan Yi at all.

After retaliating against these two people who teamed up to put themselves on stage, Yan Yi's painting style slowly returned to seriousness, and after setting off the atmosphere of the stage, he was ready to end.

"Audience friends, most of the previous words were that I worked hard to bear the risk of being beaten to death by a group of bigwigs, to everyone... I made it up for everyone, let's laugh and have fun today, you must not say it, just treat it as a little secret between us, as for Director Guo and our ** teacher, you just treat me as a little leper dog, just let me go, hehehe!"

In order to have no normal way to die after I stepped down, Yan Yi still despised the audience and explained, this cheap appearance once again caused the audience to lean back and forth.