Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 50 Rising Posture
There were not only Chu Ci and the three of them in the elevator, but also Wang Dafu and Qi Shengnan, who walked in silently, obviously following Chu Ci and Yan Entropy inch by inch.
Chu Ci didn't say much, something expected.
As for going out to report to Qin Lele, he didn't care at all, it just so happened that Liu Ranhui came to the door, and if Qin Lele asked at that time, he would push it on Liu Ranhui.
Chu Ci, Yan Entropy and Liu Ranhui sat in a car, Wang Dafu and Qi Shengnan sat in a car, it was still yesterday's buffet barbecue, and the three of them saw the proprietress sitting outside the door before they got out of the car, just like Wangfu Shi, when they saw Chu Ci and the three of them coming, they were immediately happy and reunited with the post-war couple, and beckoned again and again.
Chu Ci and Liu Ranhui looked at each other.
Yesterday was very unpleasant, but why is this proprietress so enthusiastic today?
Liu Ranhui frowned and said, "This boss lady... You won't poison us in your meal, will you?"
"It's fine. Chu Ci said with a big grin: "Let Yan Entropy eat some first, if there is no reaction, you can eat some more, if you are fine, I will eat again." ”
Liu Ranhui wanted to scold, but suddenly thought that at least Chu Ci didn't let him eat first, and the scolding words were held back.
Liu Ranhui is still a little taken for granted, Yan Entropy has a strong physique, and it is estimated that there is nothing to do even if he gnaws half of the periodic table, so whoever eats it first is the same, if it is really poisoned, it is him Liu Ranhui who is unlucky.
After the three of them walked into the barbecue restaurant, the proprietress enthusiastically served the three of them in person, as if she was not the one who quarreled with Chu Ci yesterday.
As for Wang Dafu and Qi Shengnan, they were sitting at the adjacent table.
Chu Ci looked at the proprietress with a towering chest: "You quarreled with us yesterday, and now you are so enthusiastic, what do you mean?"
The proprietress glared at Chu Ci: "I don't want to say what I mean, you talk to me and keep looking at my chest, what do you mean?"
Chu Ci: "I just want to see through your inner thoughts." ”
"You want to see through my heart, okay!" the proprietress sneered, "Then tell me, why are your eyes staring back and forth at my two breasts?"
"Some people have their hearts on the right side, so I have to look at them on both sides, because I don't know if your heart is on the left or the right. ”
Liu Ranhui admired the five-body throw.
It's not terrible to be a hooligan, but it's a cultured person to be a hooligan.
The proprietress knew that she couldn't play tricks, so she put the tableware on the table: "Eat, eat as much as you want." ”
After saying that, the proprietress returned to the counter.
Like a soldier rushing to the battlefield, Yan Entropy stood up with a solemn face, and in his eyes, there was only a refrigerator containing dishes.
Chu Ci had already said it to him in the car just now.
Loading the vegetable plate is the weapon of Yan Entropy, here, is his battlefield, and he has only one task, that is, to eat the yellow self-service barbecue restaurant!
Yan Entropy, who was shouldering a sacred and arduous mission, walked quickly to the refrigerator, took a deep breath, and began to look for relatively expensive meat according to the "knowledge" that Chu Ci had taught him before.
Liu Ranhui gave Chu Ci a cigarette and asked happily, "Why don't you go and get some?"
"I'll eat it again when you two eat and you don't die. ”
Liu Ranhui was not angry, lit a cigarette, and then talked about business.
Sure enough, it's the fact that the three-inch Ding can fold paper airplanes and curse.
Chu Ci took out his mobile phone and clicked on the collection code.
"Transfer me the money for our dinner first. ”
"Just deduct the money you owe me, you give me a new IOU, and I'll give you back the old one. ”
Chu Ci was slightly stunned, looked at Liu Ranhui deeply, and secretly wondered if this guy knew that the name under the IOU had no legal effect?
After thinking about it, Chu Ci decided not to take this risk.
"Look at you, we're so acquainted, can't I trust Brother Liu, what kind of IOU, just remember it. ”
Liu Ranhui's mind was full of three-inch things, and he didn't think deeply about it, and said: "The aborigines of S233 have also been in our underground isolation area for a lot of time, during which various experts have held meetings and discussed many times, and various methods have been tried, but basically there is no progress, how can you be scolded when you get there... Will you be able to speak?"
"Three inches have a very special affection for me, and in addition to that, I have a guess. ”
"What speculation?"
"Before I tell you, you answer me a question!"
Liu Ranhui nodded and said, "You ask." ”
"Your technical department, did you hurt three inches?"
A trace of strangeness flashed on Liu Ranhui's face, hesitated for a long time, and asked, "How do you know?"
This sentence is undoubtedly an acknowledgement.
Chu Ci sneered again and again: "I'm embarrassed to say that other combatants want to kill aliens when they see the sky, and your technical department is not a good bird, imprisoning people and harming people, is this what people do?"
"It's not as simple as you think. Liu Ranhui explained: "I'm not arguing with our technical department, but testing the stress response is indeed one of the many ways to make a connection, and after the teachers' research, they think that the reason why the Type A target has special feelings for you is because you hurt him when you were on the scene before." ”
"What do you mean?" Chu Ci was dumbfounded: "Do you think it's because I knocked it with a brick, so it likes me?"
Liu Ranhui's face turned a little red and nodded slightly.
He also felt that this speculation was unreliable, very unreliable, but the matter had not progressed for a long time, and he couldn't resist a group of old experts, so he could only agree to this matter in the end.
"Is it your cheap bones or other aliens are cheap bones, you can think of it!" Chu Ci slapped the table, his face full of anger: "You guys are really good, such a cute little guy, you actually hurt it, are you still human?"
"No, it's just a stress test, and there is no real harm. ”
"No fart, do you know its physiological limits, do you know its characteristics, do you know if its young and innocent mind can withstand such ruthless destruction as you?"
Liu Ranhui didn't bother to argue.
You take a brick and smash it with a kettle, and there is nothing to do with three inches of hair, and we can have an accident if we do a stress reaction?
Chu Ci snorted and said: "You are so inhuman, it makes me angry too much, the anger is beyond measure, no, I'm angry." ”
Chu Ci, who had exaggerated acting skills, began to press his chest and said, "As the leader of the special team for the supervision of Class A targets, I really can't stand what you do. ”
Liu Ranhui looked suspicious.
"No, I have to report this matter to Minister Wu!" Chu Ci finally showed his fox tail: "I'm too angry, I must say it to Minister Wu, unless... I don't have to pay back the 8,000 yuan I owe you, no, it's 7,007, how about it?"
Liu Ranhui immediately showed an expression of "I know".
Just when Chu Ci wanted to continue to hone his acting skills, Yan Entropy came back with a dining cart.
Who knew that before the entropy began to roast, the proprietress suddenly walked over quickly, directly assumed a selfie next to her, and then put the phone on, pulled her hair and straightened her chest, revealing a flowery smile.
"Old iron, here you are, everyone is looking forward to the big stomach, and ten plates of meat will be reimbursed in five minutes. ”
"The real eating broadcast, not those liars, really eating, there is no fraud in the whole process. ”
"Come on, brush a rocket, ten plates of meat for a rocket, twenty plates for the crown, old iron, brush up!"
Chu Ci was completely dumbfounded, and the cigarette ash fell silently on his pants.
No wonder the proprietress is so enthusiastic, and her feelings are to hit the idea here.
Liu Ranhui also twisted his face out of the window with tears and laughter, not wanting his middle-aged greasy face to be exposed in front of the majority of netizens.
Wang Dafu and Qi Shengnan, who were at the next table, stood up and were about to snatch the mobile phone, but Chu Ci shook his head slightly.
After figuring out the situation, Chu Ci was not only not annoyed, but looked at the proprietress with a smile and asked, "Eldest sister, you are violating me, right?"
"Look at your bear-like appearance, am I blind and violating you?"
"I mean, it's infringing on our portrait rights, why are you so vulgar. ”
The proprietress rolled her eyes: "My restaurant, what am I violating, besides, I can put a mosaic on you." ”
"Aren't you broadcasting live, how can you play mosaic?"
"Hit the live mosaic. ”
Chu Ci felt that the other party was insulting his IQ.
Seeing that Yan Entropy, who looked like he had nothing to do with himself, was about to eat, Chu Ci immediately shouted and waited.
The proprietress was not happy, and used the agitation method: "Eat, why don't you eat, don't you want to eat yellow me, hurry up and eat." ”
Chu Ci hehehe: "He's not hungry." ”
Entropy: "I'm hungry." ”
"No, you're not hungry!"
"I'm so hungry. ”
"I said if you're not hungry, you're not hungry. ”
"Okay. Yan Entropy was like a newlywed wife running away with the old king next door, with a loveless expression on his face: "That... I... I, I'm not hungry!"
The last half of the sentence was almost roared out by Yan Entropy.
The boss's mother's chest rose and fell, and she blocked the camera with her hand: "No, what do you want, it's not okay for you to eat, don't you want to eat me, why don't you eat it yet." ”
Chu Ci asked with a smile: "How much money can you earn by swiping gifts in this live broadcast?"
The proprietress is so smart, she knows the elegance of the song when she hears the strings, and smiles: "What's the matter, I want to divide it." ”
"Isn't this nonsense, my buddy eats, and you don't eat, the gift is for him. ”
The proprietress straightened her chest: "The old lady will also leave the country, and I also have goods!"
"Then you try it, keep patting your chest... No, it's always been for the majority of netizens to try to see through your heart, you see how much people can brush. ”
"Okay, count you kid ruthless, then in this case, I'll give you another 500 yuan stored value card, how about it. ”
Chu Ci shook his head again and again: "You are really stupid to me, if you give me an extra five hundred yuan stored value card, we will eat barbecue a few more times, you will shoot it once, and you will make money in the end." ”
"And what do you want?"
"Thirty-seven. ”
The proprietress breathed a sigh of relief slightly: "Sancheng, it's okay." ”
"I'm seven. ”
"Dreaming. ”
Chu Ci discussed: "Or, what about the two of us?"
"Sixty-nine?" the proprietress looked puzzled: "How is Six-Nine divided?"
"I don't know if I'm going to give you a rising posture today. ”
As soon as she heard the word posture, the proprietress immediately reacted, holding her arms and raising her eyebrows.
"Come, old lady, listen to it, explain to me today what it means to divide the account, and if you can't explain it clearly, I'll call the police and say that you are a hooligan!"
"What's the matter, weird. Chu Ci said with a smile: "The so-called sixty-nine means that I occupy six points nine, and the remaining three points and one are yours, how about it." ”
Hostess: "... ”
"Is this division going to work?"
"Okay your sister, five or five points, okay, okay, if you don't pull it down, I won't earn this gift money." ”
Chu Ci stood up, came directly to the phone, took a deep breath, and spoke.
"Come, brothers and sisters, the gifts are up, what a crown sports car, there is no need, let's have a good meal, you see the joy, first come to twenty plates of meat as a base, open your eyes, one minute, just one minute, he eats, you count." ”
"I'll show you a talent show later, a bite of a braised egg, swallow it directly, whoever chews it is a bastard. ”
"Thank you for your beautiful supercar, and I'll give you a show of eating raw shrimp in a while. ”
"Yan Entropy, eat, what are you doing in a daze. ”
"What, I want to see the big stone crushed in the chest, no problem, go home and see your mother. ”
All of a sudden, the barbecue restaurant was full of the sound of selfless performances.
Yan Entropy, who was eating heavily, suddenly raised his head and looked out the window.
I don't know when, in the direction of the parking lot, dozens of blonde and blue-eyed foreigners, like walking corpses, with blank eyes and staggering around.
Yan Entropy lowered his head again and ate a few bites of meat, then grabbed the knife, his eyes showing coldness.