Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 266 The Car and the Doll
The so-called cosmic dust, as the name suggests, is the dust in the universe, which is mainly a solid dust composed of many fine particles, which is generally scattered in the universe and can be seen everywhere.
Since the flame entropy is said to be cosmic dust, then the dirty and unwashable material on the surface of this car must be cosmic dust.
After all, no one has ever been in the universe except for Entropy.
Chu Ci and Xiao Genteng have been to alien planets, but they are on the surface of the stars and have never entered the universe.
According to the Yan Entropy, this car must have entered the universe, so there will be cosmic dust on the surface.
Chu Ci couldn't cry or laugh: "What is this van doing in the universe, it can't be driven in the universe." ”
Yan Entropy said seriously: "It's not impossible, just like your earth's vehicles are telling the highway to drive, it will hit a lot of small bugs, and if this car is driving in the universe, it will also hit a lot of cosmic dust, but the premise is that the quality of this car is enough... It's crash resistance!"
Chu Ci couldn't imagine how such a broken car could shuttle through the universe, could it be that it was spewing fire from the exhaust pipe?
No matter what the specific situation is, at present, he can only go back to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to study, and Lao Song can't say one, two, three.
However, Chu Ci has always been cautious, not afraid of 10,000, just in case, thinking that if this car is really a ghost car, he will not be in the broken car, so he didn't dare to go up and drive, and prepared to let Xiao Genteng drive back to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
But who knew that Xiao Genteng couldn't hit the car door, Yan Entropy walked over with a disdainful face, pulled it with one hand, and then... It was gone, and the door didn't move.
Yan Entropy's complexion changed, and he became serious, his feet stepped on the ground, his right arm strained, and then... And then, the door still didn't move.
Chu Ci was dumbfounded, his face full of disbelief.
He knew Yan Entropy's strength too well, and if he tried his best, he could kick the car out of more than ten meters, let alone pull the door.
Lao Song on the side was not surprised at all, with a little smile on his face: "Perhaps, you are not his master, and only those who are qualified to drive him can open the car door." ”
After a pause, old Song Yangyang said proudly: "I have opened the car door once, more than once. ”
A group of people looked at Chu Ci.
Chu Ci frowned and walked over, gently pulled the car door, and then, the door was actually... Still untouched.
"Is it welded inside?" Chu Ci went around to the other end, and he didn't see anything strange through the windshield.
Lao Song walked over, pulled lightly, and opened the car door.
"What's wrong?" Chu Ci just walked over to get into the car, and with a "bang", the car door actually closed by itself.
The boss with Chu Ci's mouth cracked suddenly believed what Lao Song said just now.
This Nima is really a ghost car.
Si Teng, who had been watching the excitement, became interested, walked over and shouted, "Is it artificial intelligence?"
Who knew that as soon as Si Teng walked over, the car door actually opened again, and the car door was still flickering, and it seemed to say to Si Teng again: Come on, come on, get on me.
Everyone was stunned.
Si Teng himself was also stunned: "This... What's going on?"
Chu Ci pouted: "You go up and open it." ”
"Me?" Si Teng smiled bitterly, "I can't squeeze in either." ”
Entropy activity moves the feet and neck: "Pout!"
Si Teng looked depressed, and stretched his half-pulled body in, revealing a big ass outside.
"Let's go!" Yan Entropy directly came with a big flying foot, and almost didn't kick Si Teng on the co-pilot.
The magic scene happened again, and the back seat of the driving seat began to lean back.
Chu Ci laughed and laughed: "This broken van actually has the function of automatic seat adjustment." ”
It took a long time for Sten to sit in the driver's seat, insert the key and start the car.
Old Song laughed loudly: "Little fatty... Uh, big fat man, it seems that you are the one who can drive this car. ”
Pointing at himself, Si Tengle said: "Really, I'm better than them, haha." ”
Just finished blowing B, the car stalled.
Lao Song glanced at the mobile phone on his mobile phone and patted his head: "No wonder, it's time for dinner, and it hasn't drunk oil yet." ”
Without explaining anything to everyone, Lao Song hurriedly ran into the house, and when he came out again, he was carrying an oil drum in his hand.
After unscrewing the fuel tank, Lao Song began to pour gasoline into it.
After filling it, Lao Song ran back to the house, going back and forth six times, filling the fuel tank in the van with six barrels of gasoline.
The panting old Song was a little embarrassed: "There are few cars coming recently, and I haven't pumped much oil, so I can't fill the box for weight loss during this time." ”
The gasoline of the emotional old Song is all pumped out of other cars.
"Wait a minute. Chu Ci finally reacted: "You haven't driven this car recently?"
"yes, it's been here, it's not moving. ”
"According to what you mean ... Chu Ci said with a strange face: "This car has to consume gasoline even if it doesn't move?"
"Hmm. ”
"I have to fill the oil several times a day and not turn it on once?"
"Yes. Lao Song touched the dirty windshield of the car with a look of pity: "I guess I'm growing my body." ”
A group of people had a chill on their faces.
Xiao Genteng leaned over: "This is too, the fuel tank is so big, at most two barrels can be added to the full tank, and this is filled into six barrels, but it hasn't been filled yet." ”
After finishing speaking, Xiao Genteng took out a lighter: "I'll see how much is added to it." ”
Yan Entropy kicked Xiao Genteng more than a meter away.
Chu Ci was also angry enough, what kind of idiots were in his group.
Yan Entropy, this alien cub knows not to light an open flame next to gasoline, you TM an earthling doesn't even have this common sense?
Xiao Genteng, who got up, was full of grievances, and it is estimated that he still hasn't figured out why Yan Entropy kicked him.
Staring at the van, Chu Ci gradually became interested, then gritted his teeth and got into the co-pilot.
I was about to open the window, but suddenly found that the window was broken, so I could only shout at the top of my voice.
"Back to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs!"
Yan Entropy also wanted to get in, but he couldn't open the sliding door in the middle at all, but Sten turned around and pulled it open from the inside.
"I love this car. Yan Entropy happily patted the cushion and said, "It's very spacious and comfortable." ”
Yan Entropy has made a total of four kinds of cars, Shaliuying's Jeep, the Land Rover of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, Liu Ranhui's broken domestic car, plus this broken van, this is the first time to give such a high evaluation.
Chu Ci turned his head: "Can you tell me, where is it comfortable?"
"The seat was hard and grounded. ”
Chu Ci was silent and muttered a pervert.
All three of them got into the broken van, and as for Liu Ranhui's domestic van, Xiao Gen could only drive back.
When the broken van drove out of the parking lot, it began to ring, except for the horn that did not sound, and the clanging noise was as if it was about to fall apart at any time, mainly dirty, as if it had just finished a long run.
As soon as the car drove to the road, it blew up the street, but all the passing vehicles and pedestrians did not look twice, and the unearthed cultural relics were like, the speed was not fast, that is, the accelerator was stepped on low, at most more than 30 miles, even the Steng was a little unbearable.
"This car is too broken. ”
Chu Ci sneered: "Don't be blind BB, be careful of this car." ”
Only then did Sten remember that the car was not very good-tempered, and immediately shut up.
With that, the broken van clattered back to the underground parking lot of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs.
Who knew that when he got out of the car, Chu Ci's mobile phone rang, Liu Ranhui called, asked where Chu Ci was, and ran down immediately when he heard about the parking lot.
Chu Ci didn't know why, just about to call again, Liu Ranhui rushed out of the elevator with an inflatable doll.
"The inflatable doll has a reaction... No, the end pivot, it's the end pivot, the end pivot has reacted. ”
Yan Entropy instantly snatched the inflatable doll over, and his face was full of excitement.
The mobile phone in the belly of the inflatable doll lit up, and it was full of incomprehensible garbled characters, and it made a sound of "brother, brother, father, father, father" when it was over.
Si Teng looked confused, how could the people from the Foreign Affairs Department look a little unserious.
Yan Entropy fiddled for a long time, and raised his head to look at Liu Ranhui.
Liu Ranhui looked at Yan Entropy.
The two stared at each other for five seconds, and Liu Ranhui spoke: "Do you know the language on the phone?"
"I don't know. ”
Chu Ci rolled his eyes: "I don't know what you're excited about." ”
"But it's reacting.,It's been in the technical department for so long.,It's also charged.,It's also installed the program.,There's been no movement.,Just now suddenly the phone screen lit up.。 ”
After Liu Ranhui finished speaking, Yan Entropy began to be blindly excited again, and as a result, he was so excited that he couldn't do anything, but he didn't know what to do, scratching his ears and cheeks, and he didn't know where to start with the inflatable doll.
Duanshu Doll has reacted, but everyone still can't figure it out.
Chu Ci saw that there were colleagues looking back and forth here, and his old face flushed: "Go upstairs and study it again, a group of old men are fiddling with inflatable dolls in public, it's not shameful enough." ”
Everyone could only enter the elevator, and when they returned to the office, Chu Ci suddenly realized that something was wrong.
The inflatable doll's phone screen has dimmed slightly, and the cycle speed of the unknown language has slowed down.
Chu Ci told everyone about this discovery, and Liu Ranhui also reacted.
"It's true, the screen was dim just now, but when I got out of the parking lot and saw you, the screen was very bright, and the characters on the screen cycled faster. ”
"I may understand what's going on!" Chu Ci snapped his fingers: "Maybe it has something to do with that broken car." ”
As soon as Chu Ci's voice fell, Yan Entropy ran away with the inflatable doll on his shoulder.
After ten minutes, Yan Entropy came back and began to grin as he grinned.
"Yes, it's the broken car, you see. Yan Entropy carefully put the inflatable doll on the coffee table as if he was letting go of his wife: "When I arrived at the parking lot, the screen was very bright, the closer I got to the broken car, the brighter the screen, and the faster the unknown language scrolled, and after returning here, it returned to normal." ”
Liu Ranhui touched the stubble on his chin: "Since it echoes, how can you let your car... Oh, by the way, what's going on with your car, why is it so broken, where did you get it?"
"We'll talk about that later. Chu Ci made a suggestion: "The end pivot is in the mobile phone, and the mobile phone is in the inflatable doll, since this is the case, can you use the data cable in the car to connect the inflatable doll, just like connecting the end hub." ”
Si Teng reminded: "How many years has the broken car been out of production, how can there be a data connection port." ”
"I'll take care of it. Liu Ranhui walked out of the office, and it seemed that there was already a way.
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The fifth watch, a total of more than 18,000 words, theoretically speaking, is already considered six watches, if it is two thousand words and one watch, it is considered nine watches, right?