Chapter 11, Are You Singing?
To be honest, when he sang this song, Tang Bu sang so much that he cried, but after crying, he was dumbfounded... Looking at more than forty men, a string of snot and a string of tears, Tang Bu trembled the secret path in his heart: "After the stove burned out, so many big brothers gave me a burst of crying, they turned around, and they wouldn't beat me, so much I couldn't move!"
"Brother, men understand us men. Ooo-ooo-ooo... Give me 50 pounds of lychees, and I'll go home today to see my old mother, the woman who has loved me all her life, sucking and sucking...
When libber trembled and was afraid that he would be defeated, with the mood of a male boss, he walked directly to Tang Bu, and the price with a wave of his hand did not ask for 50 catties of lychees. Brother Long is right, we men know men better.
What's the name of this song, brother? Which Tang can download it? I want to download it and loop it a few times. Also, I asked for 50 pounds of lychee The first male boss, and the second, the thinner man, immediately asked for 50 pounds, and he asked who was singing the song. Tang Bu brought better lychees today, and twenty-one catties were also sold, so the two of them received a thousand yuan each, Tang Bu smiled and said: "There is no place to download it now, because I wrote it, this is the first time I sing this song, you are the first people to listen to it, the song is called "Man is a Flower" ... ”。
. "No wonder I went back yesterday and searched for a long time, but I couldn't find the song you sang yesterday. Little brother can, you can be a star, but you can also come here to sell lychees... Hearing Tang Bu say that his songs were all his own, the boss's wife who came over couldn't help but interject a few words like this.
Tang Bu smiled and nodded, continued to weigh the lychee for everyone, and explained with a smile: "When the stars are too tired, like the monkeys in the zoo all day long, they will be criticized for everything. I'm still used to the current life, there is nothing to sell, managing orchards in the mountains, raising chickens and ducks, etc. Occasionally, if you encounter a small story, you can also create a simple song, sell something, and come down to chat with the eldest brother, so good. ”
Brother, you can write your own songs, sing your own songs, if you don't want to be a star, you can become an online singer, your songs all have stories. Maybe you are the second most popular Huanong brother in this Tang. "I heard that Tang Bu didn't want to be a star, and when everyone was buying lychees, several male bosses who liked the Internet suggested that Tang Bu become an Internet celebrity, and Tang Bu nodded and said: "I originally wanted to become an Internet celebrity singer, but recently I came down to sell lychees just to make money and buy equipment. When my equipment is ready, I'll make some short films or play something, and then I'll move on with their country life while playing some songs that I've written online to listen to. I don't know if I'll be as popular as the Huanong brothers, but I think I can get along well with them
"You must, little brother, if you sing so well, you will definitely be famous, remember to register the copyright of these songs you sing, you don't sing red, pick up the leaks for others, one after another, the male boss immediately gave him an approving look. While selling lychees, collecting money, and chatting with the male boss, so after more than an hour, Tang Bu would unconsciously sell all his lychees, and there was not a single grain left from the sale.
The lychees were sold out, and Tang Bu immediately looked apologetically into the eyes of the boss, who had a large group of male customers outside the boss's road: "I'm sorry, boss, the lychees are sold out again today, will you come back tomorrow?" We've been standing in line for half an hour, and now you say you don't, and you want us to come back tomorrow? "Believe it or not, we won't come tomorrow, and you won't be able to sell a lychee, but if you want us to come back tomorrow, you can do it.
You can sing "The Man is a Flower" to us. We walked so slowly that we couldn't hear all the lychees, and one of the men in the line immediately shouted out his displeasure. Hearing the words of this person, the people who came to buy lychees or lined up to buy lychees also shouted: "Yes, don't sing for us, we won't buy a lychee for you tomorrow, sing for us!"
"I sing, I sing, I sing, every brother and sister-in-law, you are my livelihood, if you don't buy my lychees, I will starve to death, why don't I sing?" Although my mouth didn't stop all morning, in the face of the customer's request, Donbu felt the need to meet them. With a wave of his hand, the male proprietor and the citizens of the market immediately began to collectively sing the farmers' market: ... When you protect her, you have to protect her, when you run away from home and want to get her what you love, suddenly find that the woman who loves you all your life becomes the old man you care about the most...
The male bosses sing... From a person's crying to coaxing, to bitter and unbearable laughter, friendship is wiped in wine, wiped by oneself after drinking, and even shoulders with the mountain, but also pretending to be smart, this is us, a man in his thirties ~ . The farmer's market collective of 100 people got together to sing:. ......
A man is like a flower, he needs to be watered, he will fill the air with his fragrance, a man is not without tears, he hides his heartbreak, he would rather be lame than fall on his knees with a smile, a man is a flower ... Tang Wei, a journalist who likes to run in the morning, saw hundreds of people singing as she walked past a farmer's market. She asked a reporter who was holding a lychee from Tang Mian, and asked a person who came out with tears in his eyes. "Brother, what's going on with Tang Mian? Why are so many people crying and singing? What kind of song is this?" ”
Tang Wei asked, the man wiped away his tears, shook his head and said, "It's okay. ”。 It's just that our little brother has a wonderful singing voice. The women at the farmer's market were off yesterday, and today it's finally our turn. It's been a long time since we've been on vacation, so we're happy. It's been a really hard time this holiday... ”
Curious to hear the man's words, Tang Wei turned to the farmer's market, and she found something interesting. The problem is that there really isn't a single male boss in today's farmer's markets. It is said that they are all on vacation. It's not just something so interesting that happened today. It is said that something similarly interesting happened at the farmer's market yesterday. It is said that the Lychee Boy sang a song about his wife's hard work yesterday, and then the ladies of the entire farmer's market went on a collective vacation... Today the little guy sang a song, and the man is also a flower, so the male owners of the farmer's market are on vacation...
After figuring out the pattern of this interesting thing, Tang Wei touched his chin and muttered something funny, "If he sings a song about men and women, the farmer's market will have to rest for a day." "A man is also a flower, and he will sell lychees for the festival of the male owner of the farmer's market. Tang Bo should also be a common requirement of the big guys, and together with the big guys, they will also be a flower and sing again. After the song ended, the man drove his van carrying Tang Yanmei, staring fiercely at the waitress at the farmer's market.
As soon as he left the farmer's market, he went to the bank and deposited the more than 57,000 yuan he had earned a few days ago into his bank card. Then he went to the tool market with the remaining seven thousand dollars. He bought ten bags of cement, two pounds of nails, and two bundles of barbed wire. He pulled a cart full of them. Then, after buying some charcuterie and white wine, the van was carefully driven home.
Three and a half hours away, when Tang Pu and Tang Yanmei returned to the village, it was already 11:30, and the people in the village had already packed up their things and went home for lunch. I don't know if I waited on purpose, or if I just came out this time, in the village of Tang, Tang Hong suddenly appeared and waved to him: "Come to my house for lunch, I have something to discuss with you... "Okay, take the wine and roast goose home and fix it. ”。 I was going to go to my father-in-law's house for dinner after I finished unloading the cement and barbed wire from the orchard, but after hearing his eldest brother say that he wanted to discuss something, Tang Bu would go to buy delicious food, and the wine would nod to him. Tang Hong took Tang Ministry's cooked food and liquor, and nodded, "Okay, I'll take this dish back first." By the time you come down, you'll be almost ready to eat... ”
"Okay, I'm ready, I'll take Yanmei over" Tang Hong also smiled, and after seeing him leave, he turned to Tang Yanmei and said: "I'll go up and unload the cement myself, you can take your parents' share back and tell them that we have lunch at Dad's house, so they don't have to wait for us." "My parents would love for us to come over and have a look. They all say I'm too lazy to cook every day and only eat one meal at a time. After saying a few complaining words, my mouth bulged and I smiled, and Tang Yanmei picked up the roast goose and white wine and walked towards her mother's house.
After smiling and watching Tang Yanmei leave, he started the car, drove directly to his orchard, opened the gate to the orchard, drove the car to the small shed Tang next to the orchard, bought cement and tools, put them all in the small shed Tang, and then put them away. After the incident, he drove the car out of the orchard, locked the gate, drove home to bathe, and then took Tang Yanmei, who had returned from his mother's house, to his father's house, where he lived. "Dad, big brother, we have free food again. Hey, hey... You chat, I'll go to the kitchen to help my mother and sister-in-law" After returning home, Tang Yanmei first announced to everyone, and then came to the kitchen with a smile to help cook. Seeing that the little daughter-in-law was very sensible, Tang Wanfu smiled and nodded, and replied to her a few words.
"Okay, go help your mother, your mother has no strength, the roast goose is too big, she can't cut it, you go help her... After returning to Tang Yanmei's side, Tang Wanfu watched Tang Bu sit down, pointed at Tang Hong and said, "Your brother and your sister-in-law thought about it all night. They will quit their jobs and go home to manage the orchard and raise chickens, ducks and geese just like you do. "Of course, if nothing else, it may be better to stay at home than to work outside, at least eat vegetables, chicken, duck, goose, fish, etc., we can eat more safely, and we don't even have to spend our own money to eat it, this year's fruit prices are basically on the high side, go home in a few months to pick pears, big brother, they are at home, you don't have to be as tired as in previous years, right, big brother, you know, I have such a big orchard now, I rarely have time to help my parents." When Tang Wanfu heard that the eldest brother was going to stay, he immediately laughed and said that what was the benefit of Tang Hong and the others staying.
Tang Hong listened to Tang Bu's words, nodded, and then talked about his plan: "I have already discussed it with your sister-in-law. Your sister-in-law and I will raise 500 chickens and 500 ducks in this Tang. We don't feed either, we only feed the rice and corn of the family Tang, then 1000 can only survive 700. After 700 years of nurturing, if it is not easy to sell, we can continue to raise it, and then sell eggs, duck eggs, etc., anyway, how can we not lose it ... "You can have it, and your parents are now tidy and can go and help you feed the chickens and ducks. Don't worry about sales, I've been going to restaurants a lot lately to buy roast chicken and duck. We said okay, when I breed my bloodline, as long as the quality is okay, I can accept all the bloodlines. "I see that my eldest brother has already made a plan, and Tang Bu didn't bother to give him instructions on raising bamboo rats, pheasants, etc., so he directly promised that he would help them sell them in the future. ”。
Just as Tang Bu and their father and son agreed, Tang Hong's wife Chunni suddenly took out her mobile phone, pointed to a video of Tang Mian and asked Tang Bu: "Brother-in-law, is this Tang singing person you?" What am I? Sister-in-law, what is your video After receiving Chu Ni's mobile phone, Mr. Tang was very confused, opened the dot on Tang's face and watched a video, and then suddenly had an embarrassed expression: "Okay... The client asked me to sing a song and I had nothing else to do, so I yelled at them... ”
"What a video, let me see. Can you sing? How come I don't know? After a few strange exclamations, Tang Hong took the phone directly from Tang Bu's hand, and then clicked the play button. When the video was clicked, it immediately showed Lee waving his arms around hundreds of people, singing love songs to hundreds of people, and the man was like a flower. The video is short, less than a minute, but the image of more than 40 big men crying and 100 people singing together shocks people from the inside. In particular, the lyrics "A flower needs watering" almost made those watching the video tremble. After feeling cold, Tang Hong took the mobile phone and looked at Tang's sermon coldly: "This is what you call short film propaganda?" ?
Ashin, when did you learn to sing? What is the name of this song? "I'll download it and listen to it" "You can't read". This is an original song written by my brother-in-law, and I sang it myself. After pointing to the phone and rejecting a few words from her husband, Chunni immediately turned into a fan, and her admiring gaze fell on Tang Evangelism, "Brother-in-law, this video now has 10 million views, 7 million likes, and more than 100,000 comments. Brother-in-law, you're very popular, you're a super internet celebrity now, the farmer's market sings big bulls, Brother Lychee... ”