Chapter 57: Pretending to be β
There was nothing interesting in the countryside in those years. The only good thing is that there are really a lot of friends.
There are a lot of people, and they can think of anything to pay attention to, and they care about their good and good, as long as they are interesting, the picture is a lively one.
In the winter of more than ten years ago, almost every household in the countryside burned clay kang, and materials had to be used to burn the kang. In the countryside, there are the most corn stalks, and in winter, the corn stalks are piled up.
This winter, people are cold, animals are also cold, rabbits and other cats love to put inside, and a kind of game is born. Catch rabbits.
Those who have thin dogs at home are brought out, those who have nets at home are also secretly taken out, and some people bring lighters, saying that they catch rabbits and roast them directly.
I don't know if I can't think about it, or if I think too much.
Catching a rabbit is easy and difficult. The rabbit is vigilant and walks only the familiar way.
Where there are rabbit footprints in front of the grass, they fence them with nets, and then use long sticks to scare the rabbits out.
The rabbit is timid, and when he panics, he runs away, and he hits the net if he can't say it. If you run away by luck, aren't there still dogs?
Not all dogs can catch rabbits, they have to be the kind of hunting dogs that are thin and straight, sensitive, explosive, and fast.
Such a dog can make just the right emergency stop or change direction in a fast run, which is simply a rabbit nemesis.
At that time, Zhao Punctual was about to die of hunger by the hounds, and he also wanted one for the splashing and rolling. It wasn't until a meal of broom fried meat that it finally matured a lot.
Mainly cooked. The meat is cooked for you.
However, it also laid a firm foundation for cultivating his aesthetic.
As a child, he liked long legs, because long legs dogs can catch rabbits.
When he grows up, he still likes long legs, because long-legged girls can be happy.
It's not just rabbits that are fun in the countryside, there's so much more. In the summer, the fish in the river, the melons of the Zhang family, and the chickens of the Li family were all poisoned by them.
Of course, this chicken is not the kind of Dongguan chicken that 'the uncle is here to play'. After all, they were still young at that time, and their aesthetics were still stuck in liking 'coo-goo' and 'roasted chicken'.
I play a lot, and my memories are naturally deep, especially some jokes, like who fishes, and when his foot slips, he rolls into the pond.
Then whoever chases the rabbit pounces violently, knocking out half of his front teeth.
Then who was greedy for people's dogs, pounced on it. Drop by and get vaccinated.
It's very graphic, as if it's happening right in front of your eyes.
The relationship that I hadn't seen for a long time and was a little rusty was quickly brought closer by this childhood incident.
"Punctuality, we haven't been together for a while. Go to my house tonight and let me fry a few dishes, and my brother will rest when he gets drunk. ”
"The old man has hidden a few bottles of good wine, and I will steal two of them tonight. You just graduated from college, and your buddies have a second child. Drink a drink, must drink a drink. ”
"I don't have anything to contribute, so let's just contribute a mouth. ”
Zhao Shoushi finalized the matter as soon as he heard the group of partners say a few words, and he couldn't help but have a headache, "Brothers, don't worry." I really have something to do in the afternoon, I want to go to Tai'an. ”
"Why do you have to leave when you come back. Tomorrow, it's not a bad day. ”
"Chinese New Year, wait for the New Year buddies to get together again. Zhao Punctuality, who had done a trick, pointed to the house behind him and said, "Besides, Lao Yang will definitely have to spend candles in the cave room when he gets married today, how can he take care of our fox friends." ”
Lao Yang is not old, just a nickname, named Zhao Yang. The one who got married today.
"That's right, Lao Yang is famous. Today, I am driving with a license, and I can't get out of bed without folding my old waist. You said we should buy him a box of aloe vera gel, don't wear out the skin. ”
"Hahaha, in a word. But Lao Yang can, hiding cow β relatives. ”
"How?"
"On the trail at the head of the village, a 55 was parked. I just checked it on my phone, and it's at least four million. I'm so gluttonous. Liangliang's father is considered rich in our village, and he said that he was a millionaire, so he opened a Tiguan. You want to open 55 more lining money. Is it starting with 100 million?"
Zhao Punctual touched his chin, a little embarrassed, the car was parked by him.
If you have the heart to say something, it may be that the monthly salary of 5,000 is not necessarily, but after thinking about it, I still didn't say it. The main thing is that it is easy to say, but it is difficult to explain.
I didn't drive to the village, of course, it's not that there are no good roads in the village, but the main thing is that the car is too public, and the whole county may not be able to find a few cars of the same level.
He is not a professional pretending β, so he naturally doesn't want to be in the limelight.
Men love to drive, it's not a buzzing car, it's a car with um, a, oh, a library, and a car given by Olli.
The topic shifted to 'driving' and 'hating the rich' without any sluggishness. Zhao Punctual on the side didn't find an entry point for a while.
It's a happy conversation here, and the process of getting married is pretty much the same.
A bus has stopped on the side of the road. The groom's elders also come out to beckon the guests to get in the car and get ready to go to the hotel where the wedding reception will be held.
After a few greetings, the guests appeared on the street, some got on the bus directly, and some stood at the intersection and waited for the car to go to the hotel with them.
Seeing that his parents also came out, Zhao Punnal was just about to go over, when he heard a hearty voice sound, "Zhao Youfang." Old boy (Z), we haven't seen each other for a long time. I'm going to catch you today. ”
Zhao Youfang is the name of Zhao Punctuality's father. And this is a human tone, and a person can hear the yin and yang weirdness. This made Zhao Punctual stop and follow the sound.
A man with a big back comb, glue that doesn't want money, and a bag under his armpit appeared in sight.
This man's name is Zhao Chengfu, and he is now in the seafood business in the city.
Back then, he liked Zhao Mama. The existence of Zhao Punctuality does not need to be said about the rest of the matter.
To put it simply, it's a story of licking a dog.
Today, this high-profile person came out, and he definitely didn't come to reminisce about old love.
Sure enough, Zhao Chengfu walked quickly in front of Zhao Youfang, first looked at Zhao Mama, and said in a puzzled tone, "I haven't seen you for two or three years, Xiuyan is a little old."
And no wonder. Poor scholars, poor scholars, there is a way to earn a few dollars from a broken teacher. You don't have to work hard. If you followed me back then, why did you have to endure this hardship, how good it would be to be a boss lady comfortably.
You see me, the seafood business is booming, you don't have to do anything every day, just a little money. I'm an old hat, and I don't know how to spend the money when I earn it. A friend recommended me to buy a house, and when I inquired, the house price in the co-authoring city was less than 10,000. I bought a set of money directly, and there is also a house in the county, so Liangliang can live wherever he wants.
By the way, Punctuality has graduated now, and I heard that you are staying in the imperial capital? I heard that the house price in the imperial capital is not cheap, and it has to be 45w a square. Tut-tut, buy a house for four or five million, what kind of family.
Punctuality is about to get married, and you have to buy a house when you get married. If you buy a house with poor money, tell me, I dare not say more, 30,000 or 20,000 is no problem at all. By the way, what about punctuality, I'll ask him about his work. If you don't make a lot of money, you might as well come back and sell seafood to me. ”
Zhao Chengfu said happily like a machine gun. Speaking fluently is like rehearsing in advance at home. Don't give anyone else the slightest chance to interject.
With that, he looked around like a victorious rooster declaring his territory. This posture is afraid that others will not know that he bought a house in the city just now.
Zhao Mama is the Xiuyan in Zhao Chengfu's mouth, and the surname Xu doesn't need to be said.
Clasped his hands in front of his chest, smiled at the corners of his mouth, and quietly waited for Zhao Chengfu to finish loading his β before turning his head to look at someone on the side, "Zhao Punctuality, you are dead, drive away." ”
"Gotcha. ”
Zhao Punctuality, who responded, didn't say anything, and walked out directly. He could hear it, and Lafayette was really angry.
Zhao Chengfu: The place where they chatted was a crossroads, and it happened to be the only way for Zhao to be punctual. Zhao Punctual wanted to step over directly, but was grabbed by Zhao Chengfu's arm.
Zhao Chengfu asked fakely: "Punctuality is long, but it looks like his father." I heard that I bought a car? I can tell you not to buy a car, because the vision is not good. Young people have to buy SV. You have to buy it if it's more expensive, and you can look at it. Even if you don't buy an SV, at least it has to be a car, right?"
A 'also' made Zhao Punctual have a guess, his face was a little embarrassed with a smile, and he shook his head with a wry smile, "Uh~, it's not." ”
There is nothing wrong with this, 55 He is the king of off-road. Neither a sedan nor an SV.
"Hi. It's okay. There's no shame in driving a van. Transportation, hahaha. ”
Zhao Chengfu, who originally heard that Zhao Punctual had a car, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and let go of Zhao Punctuality, and he took out his mobile phone and continued: "If only my kid had punctuality and was so diligent and thrifty. The little bastard heard that I had some spare money. You have to buy an SV. I really couldn't grind him, so I bought him a Tiguan, which was almost 300,000 yuan, and almost made me feel distressed to death.
The little bastard didn't know where to run to show off. I called him and pulled me to the hotel. I had to drink in the afternoon, but I didn't dare to drive. ”
Zhao Punctuality, who walked out of a distance, took in the voice behind him at all. Even he felt that he was on fire, let alone his parents who were in the whirlpool.
My mother is anxious, and she must be angry when she is so sneered at in front of the villagers. Dad has a slow temperament, but he has to be very strong, if he doesn't let out this breath, he can't hold back his heart.
Of course, the fire in Zhao Punchui's heart must also be released, otherwise he would not be a grandson as a son.
Even if he knew that Zhao Chengfu had a very large amount of water in his words. There is nothing in this world that is unearned, and his leisure is based on the fatigue of his wife.
Ten years ago, Zhao Chengfu gambled badly, lost 200,000 yuan overnight, and sold his home to settle the account.
His wife was sick in anger, she didn't pay off the illness, and she had to take care of the family's business, she got up at two or three o'clock in the morning every day, and she was tired for a few years, and finally saved some money, but finally couldn't hold on, and finally died.
Mom naturally knows this, but she and Zhao Chengfu's wife are in the same village, and they are of the same age, so they are called sisters when they are girls.
I was sympathetic, but I couldn't bear to mention it again.
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Zhao Punctuality, who opened the door and got into the car, pressed the start button, and the powerful engine began to spin, like a sleeping tiger roaring. Also roaring was Zhao Punctuality's heart.
The car is not his. He didn't have a car of his own. But that doesn't mean he can't afford it. As long as he wants to, it's not impossible to buy a 55 himself.
Before, he still felt that buying a car was a distant thing for him.
Buying a cheap car, it's boring, it's too difficult to buy a car lottery number in the imperial capital, and a license plate is more expensive than a car. Buy an expensive car, it's too ostentatious. Do you think that the TV station director has an Audi A6 with a car, and he drives a car with millions of dollars.
Still want to make progress, no. I don't want to do it anymore.
But now, he has the idea to buy a car.
Why do people love to drive good cars now, because others can see it?
Your house is worth five million, and you can't carry it on your back. You have five million cash in your bank card, and you can't shout all over the street.
But what kind of car you drive, at a glance.
Driving a 100,000 car is not the same as driving a million.
It is not yet known whether to buy a car, what car to buy, and when, but there is a trip to the troubled waters that must be taken today.
The steering wheel was beaten, and the tiger was out of the cage.
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At the β scene just now, before Zhao Punctual arrived, a white Tiguan slowly drove up and stopped in front of the Zhao family.
A young man with a broad waist poked his head out of the cab, this is Zhao Chengfu's son, Zhao Liangliang.
Patting the cab door, Zhao Liangliang said, "Dad, what are you shouting, I heard it at home." Why don't you just buy a car and a house? What is there to show off. It's all about keeping a low profile these days. You always mention the matter of Chen sesame rotten grains back then, isn't my Aunt Xu's family very good now.
Although the income is small, people can live happily. My punctual brother, I heard that he graduated from a prestigious university and worked in the imperial capital. Tired points are tired points, but people will be from the imperial capital in the future, and they will have more face when they say it, which we can't buy even if we have money.
You, don't keep digging through old accounts, it's boring. What kind of car are you mentioning, the house, didn't you poke my brother's heart? Of course, people don't necessarily just can't afford it. Not to mention, the main thing is to shake the number. ”
Zhao Liangliang pushed the door and got out of the car, and said to Zhao Mama, "Aunt, don't blame my father, he has such a temper." ”
Zhao Liangliang, this kid is even more wilted than his father. At first glance, it sounds like a heartfelt word, but you want a product, and the yin and yang weird qi is suitable for people.
The turmoil here is getting bigger and bigger, and more and more people are gathering, attracting the family who is getting married today.
A young man in a suit, with his hair covered in colorful silk and a badge of 'groom' on his chest, walked over.
This person is Zhao Punctuality's classmate, who has been in primary school for six years, junior high school for one year, and high school for three years. I studied high school in the county seat, and I often went to Zhao Punctuality's house to eat and drink.
Some people call Zhao Youfang 'Teacher Zhao' at school, and call him 'godfather' when they are at home.
Others may also take into account Zhao Youfu's family, and they don't want to offend. But he, Zhao Yang, naturally can't ignore it.
Zhao Yang, who took thousands of two steps, pushed Zhao Liangliang away violently, "Zhao Liangliang, you cat will lie at home if you drink too much urine." Today, Lao Tzu is getting married and has little trouble for me, either give me a stop or give me a fuck. Open a broken Tiguan and pretend to be a few hairy β. ”
"No, it's all neighbors, who doesn't know who. Poor Khan got a donkey, and he didn't know how to get stuck. ”
"Why is Liangliang so following his father now. It's a pity that such a good person is not worth dying. ”
With Zhao Yang's beginning, there were more and more voices in the crowd accusing Zhao Youfu and his son. Zhao Liangliang, who felt that he had lost face, was directly anxious, pointed to the crowd and grinned loudly, "Who chews the tongue behind his back." Have the ability to stand up and say it. ”
"What's wrong with what Lao Tzu said? ”
A big man in the crowd stepped forward, and the big man of one meter eight stared at Zhao Liangliang condescendingly, "You little β dare to try it, believe it or not, I will break your legs." It's really like my old Xu family is gone, right? Don't look at my father, it's not like my father hasn't been beaten by me. ”
This person is none other than Xu Mingzhen's father, that is, Zhao Punctuality's third uncle.
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