"Bell bell... ”

The call from my college roommate came very suddenly.

As an emotional expert in a small circle, Lin Ning just glanced at the time, and knew that this sophomore became a teacher and the third year was married, and it was definitely a problem.

"Third brother, my brother is in trouble this time. ”

Sure enough, Lin Ning just clicked on the answer, and Zhou Xiaochuan on the other side of the phone was straight to the point.

"Bang bang, congratulations. ”

Deliberately ordered the hands-free, Lin Ning clapped his hands and praised sincerely.

"Your uncle, can you bear it? Who stole your daughter-in-law's roster in order to help you pick up girls, used your daughter-in-law's mobile phone to ask people to give you an appointment to the English corner, who took you to the club to put down the fire when you had a fever, and who carried you to the infirmary in the cold wind to pick up the nurse sister... ”

"It's you, it's all you, you say it slowly, don't come up in one breath, my brothers have to send you gold. ”

Zhou Xiaochuan's mouth, as always, could be said, Lin Ning shook his head helplessly, and interrupted.

"Let me say that you have to blame for this, just forget it yourself, what it means to post a circle of friends, is it really that my brother doesn't have a restless heart? . . ”

"Less nonsense, what the hell is going on?"

Zhou Xiaochuan said endlessly, Lin Ning, who was familiar with the character of this product, simply asked directly.

"Grass, I forgot if you didn't say it, I'm in the Sofitel parking lot right now. ”

"It's almost 1 o'clock, why are you running Sofitel?" glanced at the time, and without waiting for Zhou Xiaochuan to reply, Lin Ning sat up violently, "Cao, you shouldn't be having an extramarital affair and being caught by your sister-in-law, right?" Your uncle, how much pressure Wang Yan put on you at school at the beginning, the brothers can see it in their eyes, if you really do this, don't blame the brothers for looking down on you. ”

"Don't get excited, it's not what you think it is. ”

Lin Ning on the phone, as if he had changed someone, could talk better than himself, Zhou Xiaochuan, who was in the driver's seat of Cayenne, hurriedly said.

"What's that?"

"Brother, this is not a short youth, there just happened to be a girl who added me to WeChat, the long thief is good-looking, and the thief in all aspects has an appetite for me... ”

"Stop, Lao Tzu has slept with more girls than you've ever seen, so you don't need to tell you the details. ”

"Can you die? That girl said it was her birthday today, and she wanted to see her brother, and your sister-in-law happened to be working overtime at school, so I wanted to go and see what the real person looked like, and I wanted to celebrate my birthday or something, and I had absolutely no other thoughts. Zhou Xiaochuan said.

"Less, and then?"

"I arrived at 8 o'clock, the girl will say take a bath, a will say makeup, a while and say that it is to pick up friends, grinding for a long time, and then my brother was angry, and directly made a phone call, as a result, hey, goth meow is embarrassed to say... ”

Zhou Xiaochuan on the phone, humming and chirping, didn't hum a reason.

Lin Ning rubbed his brows and tried to ask, "It turns out that it's my sister-in-law over there?"

"Hey, that's why you're fine. From beginning to end, it was your sister-in-law's self-directed and self-acting, and my brother really planted it this time. ”

"You deserve it, what did your sister-in-law tell you after you called, what tone, what attitude. ”

"Don't mention it, this is exactly what my brother doesn't understand. Your sister-in-law has a gentle tone and a good attitude, and told me not to let me wait, saying that it is cold outside, and I will see the same at home. ”

Zhou Xiaochuan's tone was helpless enough, and he forcibly held back the smile in his heart, Lin Ning urged: "Then you are still playing outside, go back quickly." ”

"Just go back, Goth Meow's heart is empty. ”

"Cowardice, you are a victim, you have a weak heart. Listen, go home immediately, don't talk when you see your sister-in-law, go up is a slap, and then push down... Lin said.

"Stop, I want to be able to beat her, I want to be able to get close to her, should I ask you for advice?"

Lin Ning said quite hilarious, thinking of the taekwondo trophy at home, Zhou Xiaochuan pursed his lips, painful, and happy.

"Well, too, let's find the fourth child for this matter. ”

Thinking about it carefully, in terms of force, none of the brothers is Wang Yan's opponent, got up and poured himself a glass of wine, Lin Ning proposed.

"What are you looking for the fourth child, I have talked about Chu Chu's girl in my life, and I am not as experienced as my brother. ”

"Chu Chu's mother is a surgeon, and her father is the deputy hospital of a tertiary hospital, why do you say you are looking for the fourth child?"

"Third brother, people... ”

"Shut up, I'll give you an idea, you can only use it once. ”

It costs money for women to be coquettish, and men are coquettish to death.

Seeing that Zhou Xiaochuan was about to enlarge his move again, Lin Ning couldn't even drink the wine, and hurriedly interrupted.

"Hehe, I know that your kid has a way, say it quickly. ”

"Drunk yourself, knock on your neighbor's door, sell and knock. ”

"Still not brothers? Haven't you made trouble in the cave house? My house is a big flat, where did you come from? ”

"Do you have any brains? Go to the next building, on the same floor, can't you even think of this?"

"Feasible?"

"Nonsense, with my sister-in-law's person, it is impossible to disgrace you outside. When my sister-in-law takes you home, with the strength of wine, you should sprinkle and spill, you should arch, and I don't need to teach you the rest, right?"

Lin Ning's tone of voice was very firm, and he was not beaten by himself, but it was not feasible and important.

"Niu X, brother is served, there are exactly two boxes of Moutai in the brother's car. ”

Silent for a moment, Zhou Xiaochuan should have been fooled, don't be excited.

Lin Ning smiled slightly and added, "Drink more, it won't hurt." ”

"It doesn't hurt?"

"No, I don't care. Okay, let's go, remember to drink in the community. ”

"Well, go back and get together, my brothers haven't been together for a long time. ”

"Okay, I'll arrange it when I get back. ”

"Toot toot ... ”

An emotional dispute that can be handled with ease.

Throwing the phone to the bedside, Lin Ning took a sip of the wine in the glass, and in his heart, silently sang a paragraph for Zhou Xiaochuan to wish you peace.

。。。。。

Xijing, CUHK International No.1 Hospital.

Zhou Xiaochuan, who had just gotten out of the car, looked at the woman in front of him in house clothes embarrassedly.

The Feitian Moutai in his hand that he hadn't had time to open suddenly seemed like a thousand catties.

"Eh, Yanyan, why are you here, how do you know I'm back?"

The pain of not succeeding in the school, the sourness of the real meow, Zhou Xiaochuan, who came back to his senses, wondered.

"My son's little genius fell into your car, and there is a positioning. ”

Wang Yan, who was holding her arms in her arms, spoke in a tone that was neither salty nor light.

Zhou Xiaochuan scratched his head innocently, and was stunned for a while, not knowing what to say.

"It's over, go home. ”

I forgot who said that human nature is the most incapable of withstanding temptation.

Looking at her lover who was at a loss in front of her, Wang Yan took the initiative to step forward and put her arms around her lover, not to mention how much she regretted it, she shouldn't have listened to her best friend in the first place, and engaged in such a tentative drama.

"You don't blame me?"

After being silent for a long time, Zhou Xiaochuan asked softly.

"What do you blame, do you blame you for being stupid? Hobbies are the same as you, tastes are the same as yours, how can there be such a coincidence in the world. ”

habitually twisted her lover's waist, Wang Yan rolled her eyes, and said angrily.

"Well, too, I wouldn't have called the third child if I knew it. ”

Thinking about it carefully, Zhou Xiaochuan, who was really blinded by lust and suddenly realized, said casually.

"You called Lin Ning? I got my two best friends overnight, and my wife hasn't settled this account with him yet. ”

"Come on, what kind of girlfriend are you, at most two green tea. I added WeChat several times in private, and just now, I called to ask where I was. ”

"Call?Ma Rou?" Wang Yan said in surprise.

"Well, how do you know?"

"Heh, this slut, open a trumpet to test your idea, she came out. ”

It is not difficult to guess the thoughts of the best friend, and Wang Yan, who reacted instantly, has an ugly face.

"Tell Lin Ning and let him help me clean up that slut. ”

When she got out of the elevator, Wang Yan said so.

"Oh, huh?"

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