If this topic continues, it will definitely be sad, so I decided to change the subject, so I said: "It's also a pleasure to be in contact with a group of children every day, right?"

"It's annoying to say this, the younger the child is now, the more headaches the child, we went to school when we were young, because of the naughty being beaten by the teacher is how sparse and common a thing, and now the child is angry with you, you can't let him lose a hair. ”

"When I was in elementary school, I was once late and the teacher kicked me straight from the classroom to the hallway, and then I had to help the teacher pick up the shoes that had been kicked off. Hearing Xiaoxue's complaints, I also recalled a fragment with empathy.

"Well, at that time, I was beaten and cried by the teacher every day, and my dad often told the teacher to be strict with me. ”

"At that time, it was important to pay attention to not fighting, and you could not become talented. ”

"Last week, a little girl in our class beat a little boy in the lower grades and cried for a long time. ”

"Huh? What grade are you carrying?"

"I took the third grade. ”

"The little girl in the third grade should be seven or eight years old, right, seven or eight years old is so strong?"

"I asked her why she hit the little boy, and she said that she saw a little boy accidentally fall to the ground, and then she cried, so she went up and comforted her, saying, 'Don't cry, don't cry,' but the little boy kept crying, he was so disobedient, and hit him in a fit of rage. ”

"Well, there's such a unique reason?"

"yes, that's what makes it so good. ”

"It seems that good people didn't do good things, but they didn't control themselves, and it was self-defeating. ”

"Several of our teachers coaxed the little boy, and I was about to cry and couldn't coax him, and then I almost sold out all the delicious food in the supermarket at the school gate, and finally calmed down the incident. ”

"Well, coaxing a little boy almost bought out a supermarket delicacy? ”

Xiaoxue took a sip of coffee, sighed, and then said, "Where is it so simple? We coaxed the little boy with good food, and when other children saw it, they also came to the side and cried, saying that they wanted to eat delicious food, and more and more little children joined the team of this "crying child has milk to eat", and the crying spread throughout the school for a while. After learning the cause of the incident, the principal gave a death order, demanding that the incident must be quelled before the end of school, otherwise the consequences will be borne by himself, and then we cordoned off the 'crime scene' and forbade other children to approach, and finally quelled the incident with countless sugar-coated shells. Alas, the heart is too tired. ”

"Could it be that this is the hero who came out of the youth since ancient times? The initiator of this incident, how do I feel déjà vu?"

"I really guessed it, this little girl is your unconscious cousin. ”

This naughty villain is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, he has been causing trouble since he was a child, and he has not to become a female demon when he grows up.

"But nowadays children also have a lot of wonderful ideas, the last time I went on a spring outing to take the meter-gauge train, one of the little boys said, 'The train is so high', guess what an older boy next to him answered?" Xiaoxue continued to tell me.

"Oh, I'm so mature, I can guess a child's mind. ”

"Well, that makes sense. I only heard a bigger boy next to me say, 'It's lying on its stomach, if you stand up, it's even higher,' and the answer was eye-opening for me. ”

It turns out that today's children are very rebellious, not only with unrestrained thinking, but also with unexpected behavior.

When I was chatting with Xiaoxue about the children's childhood, suddenly a voice sounded very abruptly next to us, and I was so shocked that I choked on my coffee and coughed so much that my face turned red.

A man shouted at Xiaoxue and asked, "Xiaoxue, didn't you say that there was an event at school today? And then you came to drink coffee? Who is he?"

I leaned over and coughed when I saw the shadow of a hand on the ground pointing at me. I endured the discomfort in my lungs, and when I looked up, I saw that a young man about 1.75 meters tall, with dark skin and a slightly strong round face was asking Xiaoxue with a displeased face.

It's easy to guess that he must have asked Xiaoxue to make an appointment, and Xiaoxue casually made up a reason to shirk it, but it was a coincidence that he couldn't write a book, and he was hit right.

I didn't know the specifics of this matter, so I wasn't ready to interject for the time being, and decided to look at the situation before making a decision. But during the whole process, it attracted the attention of many passers-by around, and Xiaoxue and I were like a pair of cheating men and women.

It's definitely an urban farce worth stopping and watching, so many people actually stop and start waiting for the good show to happen.

The swarthy guy was rude, Xiaoxue stood up and glared at him fiercely, and said, "Please pay attention to words and deeds, why do I need to report to you? You ask who he is? Then tell you, he is my boyfriend." ”

Xiaoxue said as she pulled a chair and sat down next to me and grabbed my arm.

Seeing this situation, the black guy clenched his fists slightly, and his face changed again and again in an instant, and his expression should have been greatly stimulated.

However, he soon released the strength of his hands again, and asked angrily: "You said yesterday that although you don't have a boyfriend, you won't look for me, and then you have it today?

said this, took the initiative to explain that he had no special relationship with Xiaoxue, and the people around him who were waiting to see the cheating show suddenly lost interest, and at the same time, I also felt that this young man was very brainless when he spoke, and this sentence instantly chose himself, and then what he said became vexatious.

The most infuriating thing was that he said that I had picked it up, so I angrily defended: "Oh, wait, can I pick up such a tall and handsome young man on the street? Why can't I pick it up in a high-end place?" ”

"Well, let's say at Starbucks. ”

The black guy's reaction was quite fast, and I was speechless in an instant.

He said that I was picked up at Starbucks, and my brain was a little insufficient, so I was stunned for a while before continuing: "I mean, I'm such a handsome guy, I can't pick it up casually." ”

"But with luck, it's okay. ”

"Ahh I was very angry when he choked on two sentences in a row, so I asked Xiaoxue.

Actually, I don't like such rough behavior in public, but I don't think he is tall, and this sentence can play a good intimidating role, so that he will retreat.

However, Xiaoxue first shook her head at me, and then leaned into my ear and said, "Still don't, I'm afraid you can't beat him, he is a sanda coach, and he is said to have seven levels of strength." ”

I don't know what the concept of seven paragraphs is, for example, when I rate a movie, six points is a hard score, and seven points are barely able to watch it, so I said very arrogantly: "What's wrong with seven paragraphs? It's about the same as just passing." ”

After the black guy next to him heard my words, he smiled and asked, "Liu Hailong, do you know?"

If the other party simply mentions Liu Hailong, I really can't necessarily think of this person, but when it is connected with Sanda, you can think that Liu Hailong, known as the king of Chinese Sanda, also played the hero of Liangshan in "New Water Margin".

Thinking of this, my heart couldn't help but be surprised, could it be that this person in front of me was Liu Hailong, so I quickly looked up again, and after making sure that he was not, I breathed a sigh of relief, and then said: "I have seen Liu Hailong on TV, whiter than you." ”

"Boy, I'm going to tell you that Liu Hailong is an eighth rank. He heard that he was being ridiculed, and his tone of voice seemed very unkind.

Hearing the rank comparison, my heart was shocked again, this black guy is really annoying, in just a while, I was taken aback several times, and I was almost overwhelmed.

Liu Hailong's eight duans can win the national sanda championship, compared with these seven duans and eight duans, it is estimated that the gap will not be too big, then it should be a matter of minutes for me to be beaten down by him, next time I have to ask Zhen Wenjing what level he is.

I saw that he didn't mean to make a move, and my nervous heart finally became much more steady, and then I hurriedly pulled a chair from the side and said, "Brother, if you have something to say, sit down and say, you see that standing has blackened your tired face." What do you want to drink? ”

I was so polite, he didn't even pay attention to me, but it didn't matter, as long as he didn't do it.

He continued to look at Xiaoxue and asked, "Is he really your boyfriend?"

"Yes, we just finalized the relationship today. Xiaoxue replied seriously.

The black guy pursed his lips and was silent for a while, then looked at me again with those sharp eyes, making me restless.

He finally opened his mouth and said, "Boy, treat Xiaoxue well, don't let me know that you bully her, if you bully her, and let me know, you can prepare a wheelchair in advance." ”

Then, he said to Xiaoxue again: "Xiaoxue, I won't bother you again in the future, I wish you happiness, I'm leaving, there will be a period later." ”

After the black guy said these words, he turned his head and strode away, and soon disappeared into the vast sea of people, watching him gradually disappear and full of desolate back, I really couldn't bear it.

Although the black guy is a martial artist, his behavior is a little reckless, but he has a sincere heart, and although his skin is a little dark, he acts very openly. In short, I feel that this is a reliable man, a man to be admired.

After he left, I pulled out the arm that was held by Xiaoxue and said: "Xiaoxue, I think he is a good person and very reliable, we meet in Pingshui, and we are not familiar with each other, you are for me, hurt the heart of such a tough guy who has always cared for you, this doesn't seem to be good, what if I am not as good as him?"

"Cut, you're really, just now I said that you are my boyfriend, it's an expedient measure, I just want him to let go completely, not that I have fallen in love with you at first sight. ”