"I'll kiss you goodbye~~"

Zheng Yu's mobile phone rang, and it was an unfamiliar number.

"Hey, hello".

"Hello, it's Zheng Yu, we have a friend named Jade Emperor who hit someone, and now he is at our police station, you come and get someone, our address is ****." ”

"Hey, okay, I'll go over here. ”

Hanging up the phone, Zheng Yu sighed helplessly: "Really, I have to go drag racing, something is wrong now, no, isn't it the traffic police who crashed, why did you go back to the police station?"

Zheng Yu didn't bother to ask again, so he hurriedly went back to drive, and went to the police station with Ah Lian, it was a big deal that the Jade Emperor was arrested.

came to the police station, Zheng Yu hurriedly got out of the car and trotted all the way into the police station.

When the officer on duty saw Zheng Yu coming in, he immediately got up and said, "Hello, may I ask you what's the matter?"

"I'm here to lead people, the one called the Jade Emperor. ”

"Oh, the Jade Emperor is your relative. ”

"Ah, yes. ”

"Come, you come with me" The policeman comrade said as he walked: "Is your relative brain-stimulated, and when he hits someone, he justifiably says that he is doing the right thing for heaven, and he has to beat people, but fortunately, there were a lot of people at that time, and they were pulled away, otherwise I don't know what kind of chaos is going to happen." ”

"Where did he hit someone?"

Zheng Yu remembered that the Jade Emperor didn't go to drag racing, shouldn't he go to the mountains if he was racing a car, could it be a car from the city, this is too crazy, driving and hitting people, doesn't the Jade Emperor claim that his driving skills are very good, and he also walks for the sky, where is this.

"He hit the person on Fuxing Mountain, and I heard from the people who traveled with him that he was chartering a car with someone at the time, and suddenly turned to the trail down the mountain, but he hit a man in his fifties, and after the collision, he got out of the car and beat people, fortunately, the people who accompanied him were fast enough, and went up to stop him, otherwise he would definitely be beaten to death, and now the person is still lying in the hospital, you better hire a lawyer, I heard that the other party has invited the best lawyer to come, and the person is inside, you go and take a look, and you can take him away after paying the bail。 ”

The policeman said and opened the door, and the Jade Emperor sat in it with his eyes closed, looking high.

"Xiao Zheng, why did you come. ”

Zheng Yu came in, and the Jade Emperor slowly opened his eyes and complained about Zheng Yu.

"I'm sorry, Jade Emperor, I've been delayed here, I heard that you hit someone and started beating someone, why are you so uncalm. ”

"Calm down, you let the widow calm down, that beast is inferior to the beast killed so many widows' people, how do you calm the widow. ”

"People, you, what do you mean? Who the hell did you hit? ”

"Didn't you just give that guy's lair, why did you forget it? ”

Hearing this, Zheng Yu knew that the Jade Emperor was talking about that old way, and his heart was also full of a sense of justice, and he was worried that he couldn't find that old way.

"Oh, you're talking about that guy from the Heavenly Master's Mansion, it turns out that you hit him, Jade Emperor, you are simply a god, you hit him so beautifully, why didn't you beat him to death, it's really annoying, where is the person, I'll make up for it." ”

Zheng Yu didn't expect that the place where the Jade Emperor was racing was very close to him, but he admired the Jade Emperor's unpredictable prophet, if only he had this ability.

"The widow originally wanted to crush him to death with a finger, but in that case, the widow was afraid that he would not be able to control his strength, forget it, this matter will be handed over to you, the widow originally came to the world to relax, but I didn't expect to encounter this kind of trouble, I really don't have any mood at all, your sworn worship meeting is almost done, the widow will also go back to participate, you will take the widow back tomorrow. ”

"Yes, Jade Emperor, let's go. ”

With that, Zheng Yu handed over the bail and followed the Jade Emperor out of the police station.

"Jade Emperor, where's your car?"

"Oh, that thing fell into the valley, and it's probably gone. ”

Hearing this, Zheng Yu smiled awkwardly: "It's okay, let's scrap it, let's buy a new one." ”

"Forget it, if I don't buy it, I'm going back, what else to buy, it's just a pity that it's such a good game, if only I could race a car in Heavenly Court. ”

It's a good idea to race in Heaven, if you can get a racing track in Heaven, then you can race cars.

"Hehe, that's a good idea, you can think about it. ”

Seeing Zheng Yu and them coming out, Ah Lian immediately got out of the car and opened the car door for the two.

"Hmm~ This little beauty looks good, Zheng Yu, you are doing a good job, let's go. ”

Ah Lian looked at the Jade Emperor with a stunned expression, not understanding what he meant at all.

Zheng Yu drove the two back to the Li family's villa.

At this time, Li Xiaoling was already asleep, and the roaring dog was also sleeping on the roof, and Xie Guihua was arranged in the company's dormitory because she had already joined the company.

The Jade Emperor went straight upstairs and entered the room.

Ah Lian stood in the living room waiting for Zheng Yu's orders.

"You can sit down too, I have already sent Xiaoxue a WeChat message, and they should be able to arrive soon. ”

"Thank you. ”

"You don't want to be kind to me, just call me Zheng Yu. ”

Zheng Yu opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of drink and handed Ah Lian a bottle.

"No, my grandfather told me that I should know Entu, and I can't call Engong's name directly, unless, unless I marry Engong. ”

"Oh aaha, marry... Poof~~, I said that's not what I said, how can you marry me if you save your life, if that's the case, you still call me Engong."

Zheng Yu didn't expect Ah Lian's grandfather to teach people like this, isn't this a misguided child.

"Ah Lian~"

At this time, Zhang Haitang and Xiaoxue ran in happily at the door.

"Eldest sister, second sister, it's great to see you again. ”

As he spoke, the three of them hugged each other and cried.

Seeing this scene, Zheng Yu smiled slightly: "The three of you sit down and cry slowly, come, I have prepared a drink for you." ”

Then, the three of them knelt in front of Zheng Yu at the same time.

"Wow, what are you doing. Seeing this, Zheng Yu also quickly knelt down: "Haven't you heard that you can't kneel between peers, you will lose your life, I can kneel back for you." ”

"Hahaha, Zheng Yu, you are so cute, come on, sit down. ”

Zhang Haitang stepped forward and pulled Zheng Yu up and let him sit on the sofa.

Then the three of them walked in front of Zheng Yu, and then the three of them knelt down on one knee and knelt in front of Zheng Yu.

"Oh, didn't I say don't kneel, you guys..."

"Zheng Yu, don't get up. ”

Zheng Yu was just about to get up, Zhang Haitang raised his head seriously and looked at him, Zheng Yu didn't know so he could only sit back.

Zhang Haitang said: "Zheng Yu, this is the highest etiquette of our fox demon clan, first of all, we want to thank you for saving the lives of the three of us, you have saved us in danger five times, we are undoubtedly retribution, we can only express our gratitude to you with this benefit, secondly, the three of us are willing to serve you as the master and follow you for the rest of our lives." ”

"Ah, this is not good, I said, there are no masters and servants in my world, we are all equal, I naturally understand the kindness of the three of you, we can become good friends, if you have to let me be your master, then our relationship will end here, we should have never met. ”

Zheng Yu is what he hates the most, he grew up in a not very wealthy family, and he has been looked down upon since he was a child, so what he hates the most is those guys who are usually high-minded, and the same is true for him to make friends, friends treat each other equally, what are you higher than him, he is higher than you, this kind of friend is better not to interact.

Xiaoxue hurriedly said: "However, you will take our lives, according to the customs of our fox demon clan, if you save us, we are willing to serve you as the master." ”

Zheng Yu said: "You stop, now this is the human world, and you are living in the human world, then you have to do it according to the customs of the human world, our human world is not divided into three, six, nine, etc., all people are equal, the so-called saving a life is better than creating a seven-level floating slaughter, I saved your life, I am already three hundred and twenty-one levels of floating slaughter, hey, so, you don't have to serve me as the Lord, I just did good deeds to accumulate virtue for myself." ”

Ah Lian smiled: "Hehe, Zheng Yu, you are so funny, but isn't there a ghost around you who is still calling your master together?"

As soon as these words came out, Zheng Yu stopped, Zheng Yu didn't seem to care about the female ghost, and the female ghost kept calling herself master, so it was not a way to go on like this after all, Zheng Yu hurriedly called the female ghost out.

"Master, what do you command. ”

"You are not allowed to call me master in the future, call me Zheng Yu. ”

"What? Master, don't you want me? Do you want me to be a lonely ghost again? Woo woo, my life is so miserable, I finally found a good master, and the master doesn't want me anymore. ”

Saying that, the female ghost actually cried, and the cry was extremely miserable, which only sent chills down people's spine.

Who was on the roof of the roaring dog couldn't help but shudder: "What the hell, dare to disturb your dog master and I sleep, see that I don't eat you." ”

The Howling Dog jumped straight from the roof.

"Zheng Yu, you guys are so lively, why are the three of you kneeling, what kind of game are you playing?"

The Howling Dog jumped straight onto the couch.

"Dog demon?"

Zhang Haitang glanced at the roaring dog, and these two words popped out of his mouth.

"I'll you, you dog, I'm a god dog, what a dog demon, believe it or not, I ate you in one bite. ”

The Roaring Sky Dog roared at Zhang Haitang, Zhang Haitang stood up not to be outdone, and Xiaoxue and Ah Lian beside him also stood up and surrounded the Roaring Sky Dog in the middle.

In the face of the three fox demons, the Howling Sky Dog also trembled a little, and he suddenly regretted his pretense.

"Bold little ghost, you dare to come to my Li Xiaoling's territory to be presumptuous, and see my talisman. ”

Hearing a wild roar from upstairs, Li Xiaoling's figure jumped down, and the charm in her hand was pasted on the female ghost's head, and the female ghost suddenly stopped moving.

Zhang Haitang turned his head to look at the spell and exclaimed, "Heavenly Master's Mansion." ”