Hearing Zhang Ling's tone, I couldn't help but feel a little uneasy in my heart, could this matter be yellow? But I couldn't change it at all, so I had to nod my head and say, "Yes, there is no way, our leader arranged it, and it can't be pushed off." ”

"Hehe, in this case, wouldn't I only need to walk by myself for half a month every month, and I don't have to walk in person for the remaining half a month, not bad, it's better than nothing, it's good, let's settle it like this, right?"

Zhang Ling's cheerfulness once again refreshed my understanding, this fat girl is really easy to speak, maybe this is also the characteristic that a local tyrant should have, and at the same time more profoundly confirms the word "wide heart and fat body".

In this way, I inexplicably received a part-time job, as long as I don't lose the dog and walk it badly, I can beat it, scold it, and starve it without being known by Zhang Ling, this part-time job is not very difficult, I am very satisfied.

Later, Zhang Ling refused to invite me to supper, and dragged the golden retriever and shouted, "Mao Mao, go home." ”

The name of the golden retriever is "Mao Mao", which is really frizzy. Seeing that there was no hope of escape, it lay there and "squeaked" and screamed tirelessly.

Seeing its performance, I asked suspiciously, "What's wrong with it?"

"It just heard you say you're going for supper, and it's greedy. ”

"Then what should I do? I can't take it back, can I? I guess we can carry it together, and I'm tired enough. ”

"Don't be afraid, it's easy to say. ”

I saw Zhang Ling, shouting at the golden retriever: "Maomao, go, take you to eat delicious food." ”

When Mao Mao heard that there was something to eat, a spirit jumped up, wagged his tail and drooped his tongue and grinned, revealing a smirking expression, and the expression was too rich, and sure enough, the dogs fed by the rich were not stupid.

Then Zhang Ling also called out to me, and one person actually got the light of a dog, which made me so embarrassed. But I'm really hungry, and I didn't dare to pretend to be reserved this time, lest I pretend and make another consequence.

What happened next was even more surprising, after we decided to go for supper, Mao Mao dragged Zhang Ling towards the east, and when we arrived at the intersection, we consciously waited for the traffic light, and then turned south, walked a little longer, and arrived at an east-west alley.

Mao Mao turned into the alley with a familiar car, the alley is called Liming Road, and when I entered the alley, I saw that it was really a lively night market, and the barbecue one by one made people can't help but swallow their saliva.

It turns out that there is a lively night market so close to my residence, and I used to walk around the west side, and the east side is the old town, the streets are narrow, and the road is tortuous, I don't like to come here.

Mao Mao walked straight to the front of a store, saw an empty table and squatted there, the owner of the store saw it, and asked directly: "Mao Mao, I haven't lost weight for a few days." ”

Maomao is so obese now, and she is thinner than a few days ago? If you want to say that Zhang Ling hasn't lost weight for a few days, that's true.

Mao Mao heard the words of the shopkeeper, grinned "Wang" twice, listening to the pronunciation of "thank you" has the same effect, can it understand such a complex human language like Doudou? If it is so magical, cats and dogs are simply going to form a group to counterattack.

I asked Zhang Ling with doubts: "Maomao can understand others saying that it is thin?"

"How can it understand if it's so complicated? ”

"Then it gently 'swooped' twice at the boss, isn't it saying 'thank you'?"

"Your imagination is so rich, it's just a happy response from seeing the shopkeeper, and it doesn't mean so much. ”

"Well, I thought I had seen another strange existence in the animal kingdom. ”

"How can you say it again?" asked Zhang Ling suspiciously.

"Because I have a little kitten, I can understand what people are saying at that level of difficulty. ”

"Ah, really? You will bring it out one day so that I can see it too. ”

"It's a long story, it's day and night, it's elusive, it's alone, it's hard for me to take it with me. ”

"Doesn't that sound like a stray cat? ”

"Cut, if you can't eat grapes, say that the grapes are sour, it's mine. ”

"Good, good, yours, yours. ”

Zhang Ling immediately gave up arguing with me, and compared to her, I felt that I was not as generous as her, which was definitely a character shortcoming that needed to be improved.

The shopkeeper greeted Zhang Ling warmly, and it seemed that they were quite familiar, so it was judged that Zhang Ling and Mao Mao should be frequent customers here.

The barbecue here is very rich, and Jiangbin West Road is on par, looking at the dazzling variety of skewers, I want to eat, but I can't open my mouth yet, so I have to sit and wait for Zhang Ling to decide.

After a while, all kinds of barbecue skewers were brought up one after another, all of them were for three people, Zhang Ling beckoned me to eat, and kept eating Maomao, which was really stained with Maomao's light.

Seeing this scene, I felt that my standard of living was far from catching up with Maomao. I had to keep eating, eating and eating, to soothe the sadness in my heart. In this way, two people and one dog, they didn't say much, but they kept eating, eating for a long time, and eating a lot.

After a while, I burped comfortably, and the squatting fur next to me seemed to be unfinished, still "squeaking" and humming.

"Zhang Ling, Maomao, is it urgent?"

"What's the hurry? There's a public toilet over there, and if it was urgent, it would have gone by itself. ”

"And what does it squeak?"

"It's not good to eat, and it still wants to eat. ”

"I'm dizzy, no wonder I grow so fat, it turns out that the amount of food is so good. ”

"By the way, have you eaten well?"

"I eat very well, I feel like I have to go to the Panlong River for a run, otherwise I will gain weight. ”

"Why are you so annoying?"

"Why am I annoying again?"

"What is your mentality when a thin man yells in front of a fat man that he is afraid of gaining weight and wants to lose weight?"

Hearing Zhang Ling's question, I realized this question, but I ignored her feelings, and I hurriedly re-said: "I'll go home in a while, I have to lie down and sleep quickly, so as not to digest it too quickly and waste so much food." ”

"Shut up, you don't hear anything that you say. ”

Since Zhang Ling doesn't like to listen, then I have to "silence is better than sound at this time", silence is golden, noise is fly.

After a while, I suddenly thought of a question, and couldn't help asking: "Ling, what if when I walk this guy, he also comes to lie on the ground and has to eat?"

"Didn't I add a 100 yuan catering subsidy to you?" Zhang Ling asked confidently.

"But I look at its appetite, how can 100 yuan be?"

"Enough is enough, the three of us only spent less than 300 yuan today, less than 100 per person. ”

"Ah? That means it's eating and I'm watching, every time it eats so well, can I bear it when I watch from the side? If I can't help it, do I have to eat 100 yuan at my own expense?"

"Then at least you ate it yourself and enjoyed the food. ”

"It's not good, it's not good, it's not my willingness, it's forced to be helpless, what if I eat myself fat again? . ”

"You can shut up, you don't want to pull it down. Zhang Ling scolded very angrily.

Obviously, it's because I'm cheap-mouthed, and I can't stop talking about "fat" and "fat" things, which is an act that has always exposed people's shortcomings, and it will definitely be hated.

The time to give full play to my advantages came again, I hurriedly took out the attitude of knowing my mistake and correcting it, and said gently: "Zhang Ling, I was wrong, I shouldn't insinuate to you, I swear I didn't mean to, can you forgive me?"

Zhang Ling glared at me and asked, "Really not intentionally?"

"I swear I never lied to you. ”

"Can a man's oath be taken seriously?"

"I'm not your average man, I'm sure I can take it seriously. ”

"Rub" a thunder sounded, and I didn't swear to hit five thunders in the sky, how could there be such a scene, nervous I quickly looked up at the sky, tonight the moon is bright and the stars are sparse, how can there be a thunderbolt on a sunny day?

I looked up at the sky for some reason, thinking and guarding, could it be that what I just said was intentional? I began to be a little unsure of my state of mind when I spoke, and I swore that it would be better to send less of this thing in the future, and even if this thunder didn't split down, it would scare people to pee if it sounded just above my head.

Seeing my panicked look, Zhang Ling quickly guessed my psychology, laughed and said, "Look, swear that something will happen?"

At this time, the situation was calm again, and my nervousness eased a lot, so I weakly defended: "Nonsense, what's the matter, isn't this good?"

Zhang Ling looked at my diagonal back, pointed with her mouth, I followed her gaze and looked back, oops, I swore that something was going to happen, not far away a car crashed into an electric motorcycle parked on the side of the road, and the sound of "rubbing" just now came from there.

It turns out that this is the case, swear indiscriminately that your heart will be empty, and you will panic when the wind blows.

Soon, a traffic police officer arrived at the scene, it turned out that a driver drunk drove into an electric car parked on the side of the road, fortunately no one was injured, drunk driving is really bad, must be severely punished.

After experiencing this little episode, Zhang Ling actually took the initiative to say: "Okay, don't swear in the future, I'll add another 100 yuan subsidy." ”

"Ahh If I endure a little greed and watch Maomao eat, and it shouldn't eat every day, this part-time job income is really considerable, the more I think about it, the happier I become, and I can't help but "hehe" and giggle.

"Hey, are you stupid, I'm not responsible for being stupid, at most I'll send you to Pineapple Village. ”

Pineapple Village has become a hot topic of ridicule, and everyone likes to say so.

I hurriedly reined in my stupid appearance and said, "You've just become stupid, you've eaten and drunk enough, come back." ”

On the way back, Zhang Ling asked me why I hadn't exercised in the past few days, and I replied that I was busy visiting relatives and friends these days, and then I asked her if Wen Jing had asked me, Zhang Ling said that Wen Jing said that I must have gone somewhere, don't care, and then ask me after receiving leave. In the end, I instructed Zhang Ling again, asking her not to tell Wen Jing that she had seen me today, just let me go to the waves on vacation.