1065 I'm not insane
In view of his mother's cultural level, he naturally couldn't say that the Xiuzhen civilization was the last civilization of modern scientific and technological civilization.
Chen Xiu thought for a moment, looked at his mother and Chen Han, and said seriously: "Mom, do you believe that there are immortals?"
"Poof!"
Chen Han saw his brother chattering.
I thought it was something important, but I didn't expect him to ask such an absurd question as soon as he opened his mouth, and the rice sprayed Chen Xiu's face in between.
"You kid, why are you frizzy, your brother just came back and sprayed your brother's face!"
Liu Jifen helped Chen Xiu wipe the rice on his face.
While saying, "Child, of course Mom believes it."
Didn't our old family members in the countryside say that there are gods on their heads, of course I believe it. ”
"Mom, the god I'm talking about isn't that god!"
Chen Xiu hurriedly said what happened to him slowly.
Of course, in order not to frighten his mother, he brushed aside those dangerous things.
"So, the world as we know it now isn't everything.
In addition to what we know so far, there are also cultivators...... They're just like the legendary gods......" Chen Xiu slowly finished talking about everything, only to see that his mother and Chen Han were both speechless, looking at him with wide eyes.
"Smack!"
Mother Liu Jifen suddenly slapped the table with chopsticks and shouted at Chen Han: "Hurry up...... Call your dad and say your brother is sick and ask him to come back soon!"
“......” Sure enough, it was regarded as a nervous disorder, although he had been mentally prepared, Chen Xiu was still speechless for a while, and hurriedly said: "Mom, I'm really not a nervous disease, you have to believe me!"
"Mom, my brother is not mentally ill, he speaks so methodically, he doesn't look like a madman at all!"
Chen Xiu was relieved for a while, and sure enough, his sister understood him.
I only heard Chen Han continue: "I know, my brother liked to write when he was in junior high school, and this must be a fantasy story that my brother thought when he went out to travel.
Brother, isn't that right?"
"Poof!"
Chen Xiu directly slammed his head on the dinner table, he really looked down on her, this sister seemed to be in love for nothing.
"You also said that your brother is not sick, you see that he hit the table with his head, you ...... Call your brother-in-law and ask him to catch your brother and let him harm himself.
My poor son...... What is the good way to travel to An-Nan...... Watching a movie, saying that there are most people in that place who have been tricked, your brother shouldn't have been tricked......" “......” said that his imagination was good, and he couldn't imagine that his mother could make up for it better than himself, Chen Xiu wanted to cry for a while, and quickly looked up and said: "Mom, Chen Han, I'm really not a mental illness......" "Mom knows...... You all know, you must have been tricked, right?
It doesn't matter, I watched a movie and said that the Taoist priest of Maoshan can crack the Gu worm, and my mother is smashing the pot and selling iron, and she will find a master to cure you. ”
Chen Xiu knew if he couldn't understand it, and he knew that he had demonstrated it once.
"Mom, Chen Han, you have a good look!"
Chen Xiu stretched out his hand to the kitchen, hooked his fingers, and a large bowl flew directly into his hand, and said proudly: "Mom, Chen Han, this is the puppet technique I told you, now you believe it!"
"Smack, smack......" Chen Han applauded vigorously and shouted: "Mom, I said that my brother is not mentally ill, now you believe it."
My brother told so many stories just to show us this magic trick.
Brother, how does this magic trick work, teach me quickly.
I'm going to school tomorrow to show my classmates too!"
"Poof!"
Chen Xiuzhen had the urge to vomit blood.
Why can't he understand, he palmed his hand against Chen Han's mother and daughter, and used the puppet technique, the bodies of the two of them were slowly floating in the air, and after a while, he slowly put the two of them down, and said solemnly: "Now you believe it, this is really not magic!"
I saw that Chen Han's mother and daughter were speechless, their faces were pale, and Chen Xiu secretly screamed in his heart, could it be that he was too frightened and scared the two of them stupid.
"Hell!"
The screams of Liu Jifen and Chen Han suddenly resounded in the night sky and spread throughout the community.
...... "I'm sorry, we must have turned down the TV. ”
"If you don't make an example, you will only be fined and administratively detained!"
"Yes...... Yes!"
Chen Xiu kept apologizing, and finally sent the police and neighbors away, and slowly closed the door.
"Brother, you ...... It's really a fairy ......." "Shh
Chen Xiu hurriedly covered her mouth and said, "Be quiet, don't lure the police back!"
"Woo, woo......" "What did you say?"
Liu Jifen came over and knocked off Chen Xiu's hand and said, "You cover her mouth, let her say something!"
"Oh. ”
Chen Xiu hurriedly spread his hand, Chen Han gasped and said, "Brother, you are all immortals, what are you afraid of!"
Chen Xiu was speechless for a while, and said: "Who said that I am an immortal, I just have mastered some supernatural powers, not a real immortal."
And with great power comes great responsibility.
If you want to bully others if you have mastered this power, I can't teach you!"
Chen Han heard that Chen Xiu wanted to teach himself to cultivate the truth.
Immediately, he was happy, shook Chen Xiu's arm and said, "Brother, teach me quickly."
I promise not to do anything wrong with this kind of power!"
After experiencing Ou Sheng's attack by Li Mishan, Chen Xiu also realized that it was difficult to protect the safety of his family with his own strength.
No matter how strong he is, he can't stay by his parents and Chen Han's side all the time, not to mention that they also have their own lives.
Only by teaching them what they know and making them strong themselves is the only way to do it once and for all.
"Mom, Chen Han, you all sit down.
Let me first tell you about the meridians and acupuncture points of the human body, these are the basis for cultivating the "Nine Turns Cultivation Immortal Technique", and only after you have learned these foundations can you cultivate later. ”
Liu Jifen was surprised and said, "I also want to practice?"
Mom is old, but I'm afraid I won't be able to learn. ”
Before Chen Xiu could speak, Chen Han said on the side: "Mom, why are you like this."
That's not what you said when you asked me to endorse it before.
You said 'cowardice before fighting, a taboo for soldiers', you haven't learned yet, why do you say you can't learn it!"
Chen Xiu couldn't help but be stunned, as if when he was in elementary school, his mother also said such things to him, but then he gradually forgot about it, and he couldn't help but wonder in his heart, his mother was just a rural woman, how could she have such a concise vocabulary?
"That'...... Okay, I'll try to learn first, but I'm older, and my memory is really not as good as that of you young people. ”
Chen Xiu heard that his mother was willing to learn.
I saved a lot of my tongue, but I forgot the doubts in my heart for a while, and quickly opened the acupoints and meridian maps on the computer, and taught them one by one.
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