Preface Tell your future self
2012.2.12 Midnight cloudy
Written in the Beme Cafe in Cheongdam-dong, Gangnam-gu, Seoul, the purpose is to beware of me, that is, the future of you, who suddenly forgot about this period of time, although I think that the possibility is almost impossible, but it is better to prevent it. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
First of all, I praise this store, located in the Gangnam district of Seoul, where every inch of land is valuable, although it is hidden behind the street, but it just echoes the small style of the local tyrants here.
I tasted the coffee again, although I don't know if I drank it before, but in my current judgment, it is not much better than Nestle Instant, but the price is hundreds of times higher, and I personally think it is expensive in the service.
I picked up my coffee and smiled reservedly at the waitress, but it didn't seem to be reserved enough, and the other party gave me a roll of my eyes again, but I decided to forgive her, first of all, she was beautiful, and secondly, after all, I had troubled her many times tonight, and I was about to trouble again.
"Hello, beauty, I want to refill the glass. I took out a hundred dollars and tossed it in my hand, the glittering silver light was beautiful, but it seemed that only I could appreciate it.
Forgave the beautiful woman for her stinky face again, this time because I tried to get her to get me to give me change or no money for the next refill.
The reason is that the advertisement of this house is half price for the second cup, and they may never consider that someone will drink coffee as water, or feel that no one will drink more than 40 cups of water, and I kindly decided that I will be this villain today, even if they don't appreciate it.
"This one is 50 yuan, and the next one is 25 ...... I don't have to pay for the next coffee, thank you. Can you go and have a bite to go for a while or I'll treat you to coffee?" and I decided to demote her to a normal woman, not cute at all.
Double sugar cube milk, since it costs money, you have to drink it in place, although I don't really like these flavors either.
I can't help but ramble so much, apologize to myself who sees this diary in the future, and let's talk about some serious things.
I have amnesia! Or maybe you're amnesia!
The most recent thing I remember is that on June 3, 11, I woke up from a boat that was out fishing in Busan, and the person who salvaged me said that I didn't have anything on me to prove my identity, and I believed it for the time being.
The ship was not a good thing, except for a few crew members, the rest of the coolies were all illegal Southeast Asians, commonly known as black households, and I became one of them.
After accepting this situation, I managed to prove that I was just amnesia, but not stupid, and the specific proof process was as follows: first I understood that there was no meaning to myself here. Then I plotted an escape, which can be summed up as beating everyone up, provided that I put a rotten fish that had been hidden for a few days in the fish soup pot in the cafeteria.
After that, it was to extract confessions, steal money, and run away, and I seemed to have a talent for this, and I secretly guessed that I wouldn't be a kidnapper, right? But then I thought that the police might be possible, and I was a little more relieved.
After I went ashore from Busan, I didn't grab much money, and I didn't care, I just seriously rummaged through the set of clothes I wore when I was salvaged.
The front is the back of a person, it should be winter because he has a haze on the side of his cheeks, and the person in the photo is standing on a bridge and stretches out his arm to the river below, and looks carefully at what seems to be the other party's shoe style and the thickness of his fingers, and he feels that it is a girl.
The front almost made me desperate, but there were words on the back, two simple words - Ji-eun. It should be the name of the girl in front of me.,Although it doesn't feel like it's soft.,But there's a little hope.。
I said that I was not stupid, I read the newspaper every day for the first few days, and I read all the newspapers in the first half of the year, and there was not a single day of news about an accident involving anyone or any ship, and the more I read it, the cooler it became.
has good skills, knows how to rob money with black hands, and obviously fell into the water and there is no news from anyone to prove his identity, I have to say that it is a little embarrassing: rich family vendetta, smugglers, North Korean defectors (North Korean stowaways), ......
All of the above speculation made me not want to go directly to the police station, and I deliberately avoided all kinds of occasions to verify my identity, and I was also subconsciously telling me that this was good, and the previous things didn't seem to be worth looking for.
So I followed my own thoughts, and I made some money along the way, and when I didn't have money, I found a way to rub some money, and I came to Seoul all the way, and I enjoyed the process myself.
The reason I'm here is that I speak with no accent, it's very standard Seoulese, and even though half of the Korean population is Seoulite, who cares.
By the way, I can't remember my own name, so one day I was in the mall guarding the TV screening area for three days, and I finished watching the TV series called Haojie Chunxiang, I feel pretty good, I don't know if it's amnesia or the reason I haven't watched it before, in short, I gave myself the name of the male protagonist in it - Li Menglong.
The things on the road will be forgotten as soon as you forget them, nothing too important, but I want to hand over the ability to live to you, and I will forget that I can't even eat in the future.
This morning, the money was gone, and I sat on a chair at the bus stop with yesterday's newspaper and stole into the crowd around me, noting that I wasn't trying to pick up food that no one else wanted.
In the morning, the office workers were crowded, but when everyone got into the car, a person walked out against the flow of people, although he didn't look around and tried his best to pretend to be normal, but I knew that my food money was coming.
You should understand the next thing, follow him, but don't follow him to the end, because he is likely to have accomplices, find a slightly more person on the open road, go up and take clothes to cover his head, beat eggs, and knee hit three times in a row, and the iron man can't stand it.
Remember to look carefully, after all, he also has a wallet himself, and after taking two wallets, he will run quickly, he has a weak heart, and basically does not dare to chase you.
If you have a little bit of back, I wish you good luck!
There are also people who are also organized, so remember not to start too many times in a place, otherwise it is easy to have accidents, remember!
Spending money after having money is also a science, small shops are good for small shops, and big stores are wonderful for big stores.
Although the proprietress in the small shop is even careful about kimchi, it is better to have enough portions and cheap prices, but don't be satisfied.
And the big stores are easy to say, as long as you can afford the entrance fee, that is, their cheapest dish, you can get a full meal no matter what, and secretly tell you to put cockroaches or something to use less, and the other party is easy to turn his face and not recognize people.
I haven't written for a long time, and my hands are so sore.
Well, I'll tell you that the ordinary waitress stopped giving me paper, and she actually said that a piece of paper was 100 yuan, why didn't she grab it! I decided to block her, this black, ugly old virgin who would never get married.
There seems to be a car accident on the street next door, and there are women screaming, I'm going to go over and have a look, I should be able to get tomorrow's meal.
There is still a little gap on paper: that ugly woman is happy, stupid! If I hadn't gotten to the bathroom for hours, I would have drunk this store to bankruptcy, and such a big store didn't even deserve a bathroom.
The moment I went out, she was like a wild horse, pounced on my table and put away the coffee.
Phew! There is no principle at all! I deserve to be a waiter for the rest of my life!
Li Menglong, written to the future of the amnesiac self. Don't starve, shame on you!