"This little brother would rather destroy his own car than cause trouble to others, how kind he is. ”

"I think this man is already my husband, and I want to have monkeys with him when I go home now!"

When Ye Xuanfeng heard these words, he felt particularly speechless.

Damn, you people must have too big brains, right???

With such a big brain, it's better to be an author!

In this way, you can save those young ladies who are bald because of the code word.

......

When the police came, the traffickers were also detained and put on the bus.

Ye Xuanfeng just went to the police to make a simple record.

But at this time.

Ye Xuanfeng found that his Lamborghini had no fuel.

There are luxury cars without car fuel, which is really a contradiction.

"I think driving this kind of luxury car is laborious and expensive when it comes to refueling. ”

Ye Xuanfeng complained.

When the police lady who came over heard this, she couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"This gentleman, how many people can't even drive a luxury car, and you actually complain that you have so much trouble driving a luxury car?"

"Although this kind of luxury car is very easy to sit in, there are too many things, and it is better to drive a small motorcycle when you are stuck in traffic. ”

......

Ye Xuanfeng said with an innocent face.

"Ding! Please complete a task immediately to get a big reward. ”

After Ye Xuanfeng heard the prompt sound of the system, he immediately went to the building.

In the past few days, Jiang Shuyi and Ye Xuanfeng have not been able to contact each other at all.

So Jiang Shuyi went to the building this morning to look for Ye Xuanfeng's traces.

As soon as Ye Xuanfeng came to the building, he saw a lot of white-collar workers wandering around the street with his object.

There are also some old aunts and uncles who dance square dances directly in the square.

In this kind of hot weather, it is the best way to sell water if you set up a stall.

Some people saw that Ye Xuanfeng's stall not only had chilled watermelon, but also some chilled drinks.

Those people felt very thirsty, and hurriedly came over to find Ye Xuanfeng to buy water.

"How much does it cost for a bottle of iced tea directly from the boss?"

"The boss helped me get three pieces of watermelon, and it was too conscientious to eat a mouthful of watermelon in this weather. ”

Some people are buying drinks, and some people are buying watermelons to quench their thirst.

In less than a few minutes, Ye Xuanfeng successfully closed five orders.

A young man in a shirt, or iced tea in his hand, took a sip and couldn't help but sigh with emotion.

"This life is really a cup of tea, it will not be bitter for a lifetime, I believe that I have not had this interview, and the next interview will definitely pass. ”

Ye Xuanfeng was speechless for a while.

Isn't it just a bottle of iced tea for four yuan?

Others have tens of millions of Tieguanyin, why didn't they say something as emotional as you.

"Young people, don't watch more chicken soup videos, but still work down-to-earth, so that your life will be perfect. ”

Ye Xuanfeng took out a piece of watermelon and nibbled on a few bites, and also sighed.

These young people who failed because of the interview looked at each other when they heard this.

Some people looked at Ye Xuanfeng in confusion and were full of puzzlement.

"The poisonous chicken soup that my brother said is really good, and I feel that my life is full of hope. ”

"Every time I hear these jokes, I feel that these jokes will become a bright light in my life, and it will always shine on me. ”

Ye Xuanfeng: "......"

Ye Xuanfeng hurriedly took out the watermelons in his refrigerator, and cut all the watermelons into pieces.

He thought of a business opportunity today, which was to use this poisonous chicken soup to inspire this kind of young people to buy their own things.

"Ladies and gentlemen, let's sit down and talk about life. Ye Xuanfeng couldn't help but speak.

When those young people heard this, their eyes couldn't help but light up.

"Listen up, everyone, I'm going to share my motto first. ”

The first to play was a teenager.

His face was calm, and then he blurted out lightly: "In the past 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, you don't bully the young and poor." ”

Hearing the young man's words, everyone applauded.

That's a beautiful statement. ”

"I'm still young, I'll work hard in the future, those girls don't bully me for being poor, okay?"

"Someday I'll get ahead, please don't insult me. ”

Ye Xuanfeng: "......"

He was speechless again.

"I advise you to cherish the present time, or one day you will fall badly. ”

Ye Xuanfeng opened his mouth to persuade.

Hearing Ye Xuanfeng's words, everyone felt that they were uneducated.

The second one to appear is a beautiful young lady.

This young lady is wearing a full Hanfu and looks polite and elegant.

"You're not Beijing, I'm not Seattle, we won't have a future without me marrying you, but I love you. ”

Ye Xuanfeng couldn't help but sigh.

"After all, a long-distance relationship is still a distance, and when you are in love, you are quite in love with your mobile phone. ”

“！！！”

The young lady looked shocked.

"Damn! This little brother Tang is really powerful, he is simply a poisonous tongue. ”

This kind of textbook answer is simply not wrong. ”

Several young people scanned the code to pay again, and left the venue with a sad face.

After a few orders in hand, Ye Xuanfeng's heart was full of joy.

Today, I am selling a few orders, and my task has been completed.

At this time, a plastic surgery beauty suddenly stood up.

"Nice owner. ”

The woman's voice was nothing short of a pretentious call.

Hearing this, Ye Xuanfeng felt goosebumps all over his body.

But it's not wrong to be ugly.

But if you look so ugly and come out scary, that's wrong.

It's just that women are arrogant by nature, so they think they are beautiful.

"This little brother, what do you see? In this era, men are making money to support their families, and women are responsible for being beautiful like flowers, you set up a stall here, and your girlfriend should be doing makeup and beauty at home. ”

Hearing this, all the girls felt like they had been poked into their hearts.

Today's girls want to be beautiful at home every day, and then let their husbands go out to make money.

"Isn't that wrong? Why do we, as men, have to earn money to support our families? You can live a chic and happy life at home like a fairy. ”

"It's just that this world is not fair in the first place, and you still treat us men like this. ”

"Do you believe it or not, you can't get married?"

When a group of men heard this, it exploded in an instant, and there was a lot of discussion.

Something was suddenly wrong with the atmosphere.

The two sides quarreled hotly, but they couldn't distinguish between high and low.

"Boss, as a bystander, what kind of thoughts do you think you have in terms of attitude towards this kind of thing?"