Chapter 100: Rap Battle
I wanted to talk to Pei Cabbage a few more words, but she still had practice tasks.
Wang Taika saw that there were still a few people waiting for her next to her, so she didn't bother. said a few words briefly, and then Pei Cabbage happily went to find those people.
Wang Taika also smiled and drove home directly. When I got to the door, I heard an angry roar as soon as I opened the door.
"Uncle pervert, I'm going to fight you to the death!"
I saw the little junior sister holding a broom, rushing towards Wang Taika with her teeth and claws, while Cheng Gymnastics stopped her.
"Uncle, I'm sorry, I lied to you. The little sister came with me to feed the cats, and I heard the phone. ”
"Stop her!
Wang Taika dodged for a moment and said, "Hey, I warn you, I don't hit women, but girls can." Because as an elder, I educate you!"
Little sister: "You're an old rascal!"
"That's how Li Chenglong educated you!" Wang Taika said angrily: "Cheng Gymnastics, you tighten her and don't let her bite me." ”
Cheng Gymnastics couldn't cry or laugh: "Uncle, you see that the little junior sister is like this, you just let her go." ”
"Let her go, what's wrong, pregnant?" Wang Taika opened his mouth to be angry, and he couldn't pay for his life: "Is there still some irreversible injury? IQ is damaged? Brain is disabled." ”
Cheng Gymnastics is going crazy, God knows what's going on, Wang Taika and the little junior sister don't have the same aura, and they fight as soon as they meet.
Cheng Gymnastics was a good persuasion next to him, and in the end, the little junior sister was tired, so she refused to give up, just sitting on the sofa, looking at Wang Taika with cold eyes.
Wang Taika looked at Cheng Gymnastics: "Let's go, let's eat?"
"I ...... I'm not going. Cheng Gymnastics said helplessly: "I'm here to feed the cat, I originally wanted to ...... with the little junior sister."
"I think she's so stout that she doesn't have to eat. Wang Taika said: "But you have to be careful, I almost demolished my house." Husky in dogs, little sisters in people. ”
"Hmph!" the little junior sister turned her head and didn't pay attention to Wang Taika at all.
Cheng Ti Gymnastics said embarrassedly: "Uncle, don't talk about it." The little junior sister actually listened to it, although the words may be a little aimed at you, but she really hasn't done anything bad for you. You can help raise cats, in fact, the little sister also told me, I think you are actually a good person, uncle, but I am embarrassed to say. ”
The little junior sister immediately blew up: "Say he's good? I don't have it! This kind of beast will be beaten when he goes out." It's so ugly, and he's fat. There is no appearance, and there is not enough money. IQ is emaciated, EQ is pumping. Hobbies have broken sleeves and can't live long. Today, there is no funeral home to send it away!" (single charge +12)
"me! Rap battle with me? Play rhyme with me! I see you are dizzy, disgusting, ugly voice, and think you are the daughter of a rich family! Idiot has no reason, pigs see you recognize your relatives. IQ cramps, makeup is very hard, P picture champion, meritorious service of plastic surgery hospital, weighs at least one hundred and eighty pounds, and looks back and smiles to scare off the millions of troops. (+13 each)
"Yo! if you can be it!rap battle, I rhyme one more than you!"
"Why, come! I'm afraid of you!
Wang Taika was really angry, and really wanted to reason with the little junior sister. The little junior sister was not to be outdone, and the two of them were about to fight.
Cheng Gymnastics was about to cry, so he came up and hurriedly pulled Wang Taika: "Uncle......, uncle! Why am I so miserable? Uncle, don't, the little junior sister is not like this. You be quiet. ”
finally appeased the little junior sister, and let Wang Taika also calm down, Cheng Gymnastics sat between the two people, ready to pull the frame at any time.
"Please, let me rest for a while!" Cheng Gymnastics is really scared, what kind of fairy-like existence is this.
"And!" the little junior sister pleased: "You two or speak Korean to communicate, I found that if you speak Chinese, I can't speak you two." Forget it, uncle, little sister, you are now Korean, I can't talk about you!"
Cheng Gymnastics was hit hard!
The little junior sister pouted, in fact, she spoke Chinese smoothly, but Korean was actually like that. After all, life experience is like that.
Cheng Gymnastics saw the temper of the little junior sister, and he didn't persuade it, and said to Wang Taika: "Uncle, in fact, I'm not very easy to clean. When you weren't at home, I asked my little sister to come with me. A lot of things are really done by her, so it's really not what you think. ”
Wang Taika frowned: "Really, fake, is she so kind?"
The little junior sister turned her head and said arrogantly: "Hmph!"
Cheng Gymnastics hurriedly said: "Really! Every time I feed the cat, it is the little sister who helps clean it up." ”
"I wonder if she poisoned my water pipes, or did she put a thumbtack in my shoes? Maybe there's a C4 bomb under the bed!" Wang Taika said, "It's over, my home is not safe." ”
The little junior sister couldn't stand this grievance anymore, and shouted at Wang Taika: "You are really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, you don't know the hearts of good people!"
Cheng Gymnastics is helpless again, it's over, it's really more and more chaotic.
The little junior sister is really a person with a knife mouth and a tofu heart, although she didn't spare Wang Taika on her lips, but she really didn't do anything to harm Wang Taika. After Wang Taika agreed to keep a cat, his opinion of Wang Taika also changed greatly.
So when Cheng Gymnastics asked the little junior sister for help, the little junior sister agreed very happily. is different from Cheng Gymnastics, a child who has been taken care of since childhood, although the little junior sister also grew up in a wealthy family, but Li Chenglong is very strict with the little junior sister, so the little junior sister is not the kind of pampered girl, but can do anything and learn to be self-reliant early.
When Wang Taika was away, in fact, most of the family was helped by the little sister. It is precisely because of this that when the little junior sister was tidying up today, she found that many things had moved their positions, so as to judge whether Wang Taika was back. That's how to tell Cheng Gymnastics.
It's just that the little junior sister's personality is a little arrogant, and she already thinks so in her heart, but she refuses to admit it.
Originally, it was nothing, but what Wang Taika just said was indeed a little hurtful. Obviously well-intentioned, but it turned out like this. No matter what the little junior sister says, she is just a girl who is not yet a young girl, and if she is wronged, she will naturally be unhappy.
Cheng Gymnastics' head was about to explode, so he hurriedly leaned next to the little junior sister and said, "Uncle is joking, you know his character." Don't take it seriously!"
Wang Taika saw that this situation was not right, and asked, "Cheng Gymnastics...... That one...... Really?"
Cheng Gymnastics nodded: "Really, if the little junior sister is really that kind of person, how can I be a good friend with her, let alone bring her to my uncle's house." ”
Wang Taika grinned. But since he was wrong, he took the initiative to reconcile. What to worry about with a little girl!
So Wang Taika asked, "Then I'm joking a little too much, I'm sorry." That one...... Shall I invite you to dinner to make amends?"
The little junior sister didn't pay attention to Wang Taika, Wang Taika glanced at Cheng Gymnastics, Cheng Ticao understood, and hurriedly answered: "Oh, what do you want to eat......, uncle?" Little junior sister, it seems that the uncle is serious, then let's see my uncle's sincerity, right!"
The little junior sister didn't speak, but looked at Wang Taika with fierce little eyes.
Cheng Gymnastics asked while wincing, "Uncle, what do you think?"
Wang Taika thought for a while and said, "Well, why don't I eat seafood?"
The little junior sister was angry: "You still laugh at me for talking with a smell of seafood!"
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