Chapter 27 Simplified Tianyantong (Ask for Collection, Recommendation)
"Celestial Master, wait, what is called degree, I don't seem to have done anything. ”
Zheng Yu looked at Zhang Tianshi with a confused expression, he really remembered that he had never done anything.
Zhang Daoling said with a smile: "The Taixuan Sutra is the scripture that is used excessively, and if you use the Taixuan Sutra, you will directly temper this female ghost." ”
Zheng Yu nodded when he heard this, and then pointed at the ghost king and said, "So, this ghost king has also been transformed?"
"Theoretically, yes, but this ghost king is powerful, I don't know if it has been completed now, but you have to remember that subduing the evil ghosts can allow you to improve your cultivation, Brother Zheng Yu, there is such a good opportunity now, don't miss it, come on, come on, this is my next peachwood sword, I will give it to you, this peachwood sword is a treasure blessed by my divine power, and it is the most suitable for dealing with evil ghosts and demons." ”
As he spoke, Zhang Daoling took out an ordinary peachwood sword and handed it to Zheng Yu.
"Master Zhang, you are so good to me, I don't even know how to repay you. ”
Zheng Yu couldn't put it down happily, this is the treasure of the gods, that is the immortal weapon.
Zhang Daoling waved his hand and said with a smile: "What to repay, really, I, Zhang Daoling, am the ancestor of the Heavenly Master, how can I remember your repayment, but if you want to repay me, I won't refuse, you can give me a mobile phone of yours." ”
When Zheng Yu heard this, he took out a newly listed high-end mobile phone directly from the ring and handed it to Zhang Daoling.
"Yo, huhu, Brother Zheng Yu, I really don't know what to say, thank you. ”
Zhang Daoling looked at the mobile phone in his hand and was very happy.
"You old thing, you can, use a useless broken wooden sword, don't spend a penny for a mobile phone, if you do business, you are a profiteer. ”
Taishang Laojun looked at Zhang Daoling's shameless appearance and smiled disdainfully.
"Alas~~ Laojun, there is a saying that you can't tell if you see through it, but my wooden sword is very suitable for Brother Zheng Yu, or maybe you have to rely on my wooden sword to crack the catastrophe after that. ”
After Zhang Daoling finished speaking, he took his mobile phone and left happily.
"I hope so. ”
Taishang Laojun looked at Zheng Yu who was fiddling with the wooden sword, and a solemn look flashed in his eyes.
"Ah, I forgot about the Howling Dog, Laojun, can you take a shift for me first, and I'll go down to find the Howling Dog. ”
Zheng Yu patronized playing with the wooden sword, and then he remembered the Howling Sky Dog.
"No, the old man is a heavenly king, and he will never do this janitorial work, you can find someone else. ”
Lao Jun walked away very uprightly.
"I'll go, what's wrong with the door, this is also a good job, I can't do it, no one will do it. ”
Zheng Yu took out the 100,000 merit cards he earned from the God of Wealth last time.
"Recruiting temporary workers, 100 merits a day. ”
Zheng Yu shouted loudly into the distance.
But no one looked at it.
"I go to a hundred merits a day and no one does it?"
Zheng Yu felt that a hundred merits were a lot, could it be that these immortals were too high?
"I don't believe it, recruit temporary workers, whoever comes, I give him a mobile phone. ”
Zheng Yu shouted out in this voice, and suddenly all the immortals in front of him looked over.
"Mobile phone, send mobile phone, hurry up. ”
A large number of immortals rushed towards Zheng Yu's side like a flood, it seems that the interests are still not high enough, this is high enough interests, no matter what kind of work someone will come to rob.
"I'll go, you guys are so shameless, only one temporary worker is hired, first come, first served. ”
As soon as Zheng Yu said this, those guys ran faster.
"Fuck off, the phone is mine. ”
Boom~~
A figure appeared in front of Zheng Yu, Zheng Yu fixed his eyes, and the person who came was Erlang God, only to see Erlang God holding a three-pointed two-edged knife, and the third eye essence bloomed out, and the momentum and majesty were enough to deter everyone.
As soon as everyone saw Erlang God, they were all stunned, and they all retreated.
The Celestial God of War is not called for nothing.
"Brother Zheng Yu, I Yang Jian asked for the position of this temporary worker. ”
"Uh~~ good. ”
Zheng Yu handed over the phone to Erlang God, gave him a job explanation, and then left the heavenly realm.
Back in the world, Zheng Yu hurriedly took out a sticker that Erlang God taught him, it was a sticker with an eye pattern, according to Erlang God, this thing can be used at any time before its spiritual power is exhausted, but how much spiritual power it has, Zheng Yu doesn't know.
The sticker was placed on his forehead, and then the pattern disappeared into Zheng Yu's forehead.
Next, Zheng Yu's heart moved, and he opened the eye of the sky to find the whereabouts of the roaring dog.
The eye of the sky scanned, and finally found the trace of the whistling dog in one place.
"So you're there, and that direction is..."
Zheng Yu suddenly found that the direction where the Howling Sky Dog was located was very familiar.
"Isn't that the direction of the coastal road, could it be that the Roaring Sky Dog and the Jade Emperor are together? ”
Zheng Yu started the car and headed towards Binhai Road.
The car was parked in front of the Gold Coast Leisure Club.
"Is it really here, a dog also likes to play with girls?"
Zheng Yu called Wang Lu, and when he heard that it was Zheng Yu's voice, Wang Lu was very happy and gave him the room number.
Pushing the door in, I saw that the Jade Emperor was carnivaling with several women, and there was a dog tied to the side, which was the Roaring Dog.
"I'll go, I've finally found you. ”
Zheng Yu walked over to take away the Howling Dog.
"Xiao Zheng, I knew you were here to find it, don't be in a hurry to go back, come and play first, it's really fun here, don't you have something to talk to me about." ”
The Jade Emperor seemed to know everything, and Zheng Yu also did it to the Jade Emperor's side.
A room full of people began to revel, and the howling dog secretly wiped tears from his eyes, his expression very innocent.
"Wow, how can there be such a cute dog here."
A woman walked up to the Howling Dog, who immediately stood up and burrowed into the woman's arms.
Zheng Yu also saw this scene, but he didn't expect that this immortal was a pervert, and the fairy dog was also a pervert.
"Jade Emperor, I have something to tell you. ”
"Xiao Zheng, don't be in a hurry, let's have fun, and we'll talk about other things after we have fun. ”
In this case, Zheng Yu doesn't care, he drinks and sings with the Jade Emperor, and has a lot of fun in the company of several beauties.
Wang Lu came to Zheng Yu's side and pulled him outside.
"Master, you see that I have also called you Master for so long, can you treat me, I know that my words may be a little abrupt, and Brother Di also told me not to be too anxious, otherwise it will backfire, but you know, I am a big man, if I can't do anything, hehe, you know. ”
Zheng Yu knew why Wang Lu was so enthusiastic about him, and it must have been the Jade Emperor who told him that he could treat him.
"Wang Lu, in fact, your illness is not a disease, you are completely because you usually indulge yourself too much, the so-called kidney deficiency is caused by the lack of yin and yang of the human body's essence, generally speaking, kidney deficiency is kidney yang deficiency, and you are kidney yin deficiency, are you usually always backache, inexplicable heat, sweating and dizziness from time to time?"
"Yes, that's how I am, the doctor said the same, but a lot of drugs didn't work, but it got heavier. ”
As soon as Wang Lu heard Zheng Yu's words, he immediately knew that he had found the right person.
"That's natural, there is no problem with the medicine the doctor prescribes to you, but you don't know moderation, have you never stopped for a while. ”
Zheng Yu's words were like a knife that stabbed Wang Lu's hearty liver, and Wang Lu's face turned red.
"Master, let me tell you the truth, I don't know what's wrong with this time, I can't control it if I want to, you don't know, that little goblin in my family wants to change the law with me, I'm too tired, but I can't stop when I see her. ”
When Zheng Yu heard this, his face pale and said, "No wonder, it seems that you are fascinated by the fox spirit." ”
Wang Lu looked at Zheng Yu with confused eyes: "Master, what are you talking about? What fox spirit, even if you are my master, you can't slander my girlfriend like this." ”
Zheng Yu smiled and reached out to pluck a gray-red hair from Wang Lu's hair.
Zheng Yu pointed to the hair and said, "Do you see this? This is the evidence." ”
"This is my girlfriend's hair. ”
Wang Lu looked at the hair in Zheng Yu's hand in confusion.
"Since you say that, forget it, just let me say nothing. ”
With that, Zheng Yu wanted to leave.
Wang Lu hurriedly stopped him: "Master, what do you mean by making it clear?"
"Okay, since you called me Master, I'll make things clear to you, this world is not as simple as you see, there are countless demons and monsters hidden in it, but you haven't found it. ”
"Master, wait, you said demons and monsters, are you talking about Journey to the West?"
Zheng Yu said solemnly: "Actually, a few days ago, I didn't believe it, but then I did, and I saw a female ghost and a ghost king with my own eyes......"
Wang Lu listened intently, looking at Zheng Yu with good eyes, and suddenly he shouted: "Ah~." ”
"You're going to die, what are you shouting. ”
Zheng Yu was so frightened by this sound that he almost had a heart attack.
"Hahaha, Master, I think this atmosphere should be a little frightening, your ghost story is good, but I don't believe it. ”
Wang Lu looked at Zheng Yu with a laugh.
Zheng Yu's face was solemn, and then he sneered: "Okay, you come with me, but you must not be frightened." ”
The two came to a box where no one was around, and Zheng Yu released the female ghost.
"Look. ”
Zheng Yu pointed to the empty sofa in front of him and said to Wang Lu.
"Look at what, there's nothing. ”
The room was very spacious, and everything could be seen, but in Wang Lu's eyes, there was nothing ahead.
"Ah, yes, come and grab my hand. ”
As he spoke, Zheng Yu stretched out his hand.
Wang Lu looked at Zheng Yu inexplicably, and then put his hand on it.
"Ah~~~~".