Chapter 39 The Poetry of Opposite
A few people are making trouble, but it's late at night, so you can't be selfish.
Li Chen released Lin Min from under him: "Okay, okay, don't make trouble." It is our sin that others who have rested and will be woken up by us. ”
Lin Min was still stiff-mouthed: "I'll spare you today for the sake of others, otherwise I would have to rip off your pants and beat you to death with slippers." ”
Li Chen rolled his eyes speechlessly, and dared to speak ruthlessly about this bit of strength.
A group of people closed the door of the dormitory, put on slippers and went out to wash.
It's almost winter, and the cold water is getting colder and colder.
Li Chen put his feet under the faucet and was washed by the cold water, a spirit. Well, I was a little sleepy and suddenly sobered up.
The others were now lining up behind Li Chen, and suddenly saw Li Chen's body twitching and sarcastically remarked: "What's the matter, it's useless to come back from a date with a girl?"
Li Chen quickly washed his face and let go. While walking, he complained: "The dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, so don't shake it if you have the ability." ”
Behind Li Chen is a national treasure, and being poured with cold water is also a thrill.
Li Chen saw it and laughed: "Look, the national treasure is not dating." Brother, the little masturbation is pleasant, the big masturbation hurts the body, and the strong masturbation is annihilated. ”
Everyone laughed when they heard this, and the national treasure's face turned red with laughter.
Of course, none of the people behind were spared, they were all a spirit. Everyone will say neatly for each spirit: small masturbation is pleasant, big masturbation hurts the body, and strong masturbation is annihilated.
The last group of hooligans washed their feet and returned to the dormitory, and began to stare wide-eyed.
was all flushed with cold water, and now I don't feel sleepy.
Lin Min smashed his mouth: "What should I do, I don't feel sleepy." ”
Li Chen smiled, Lin Min is an alcoholic, and if Lin Min proposes it, it will be 100% to drink. But the problem is that Li Chen doesn't have a measure.
Li Chen shook his head: "Yes, I know what you mean. Don't you just want to get some beer, so let's go?"
Chen Xiao also shook his head: "Let's talk about it first, everyone will come according to their own amount." Get drunk and go back to bed. Don't be caught by the dormitory teacher if you can't get up tomorrow. If you drink too much, you will still get drunk. ”
Li Chen's old face flushed: "Your sister, I'll just drink a bottle." Don't worry, I'm not going to get drunk. ”
The shop was already closed, but it couldn't stand a group of drunkards who wanted to drink. Forcibly dug the boss out of the bed.
In the end, there was wine, and there was no appetizer.
There was really no way, so I swept away the spicy strips in the commissary, and a group of people ran to the corner of the playground to have beer and spicy strips.
Drinking and drinking, Lin Min had to say a poem to everyone. Originally, others were against it, but they couldn't stand Lin Min's shamelessness. Without waiting for anyone else's consent, he stood up and sang loudly.
Lin Min groaned with the strength of the wine: "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man will never return once he is gone." ”
The big guy laughed and scolded: "In this situation, you can read this poem." It's a terrible sight. ”
As soon as the words fell, the light of a flashlight came.
After drinking a little wine, I was a little angry. In addition, they are all half-grown hairy boys, and they are not happy to be held with a flashlight.
Yang Kang stood up and shouted, ", who." Shoot you to death. ”
At this time, a mellow voice came: "Yang Kang, who do you want to kill?"
Hearing this voice, the big guys were stunned, what a familiar voice. It seems to be the voice of their homeroom teacher, Teacher Dai.
Yang Kang's frightened feet shook: "Yes, is it Teacher Dai?"
The man with the flashlight chuckled, "Don't, I don't dare to be your teacher, you're going to beat me to death." I can only give you a little brother, you are the eldest brother, you are my eldest brother. ”
The others wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh after listening to Teacher Dai's quip, and the other shoulders shook.
Seeing that this group of young men were standing there and didn't dare to speak, Teacher Dai spoke: "How did you go back, go to the playground in the middle of the night without sleeping to drink? Isn't it cold? Who should I have heard just now chanting Feng Xiao Xiao Xi Yi Shui Han, do you know how tragic this verse is?"
Lin Min said with a smile: "Report to the teacher." Now I know. ”
Teacher Dai pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose: "I know, I don't think it's in vain if I know." So tell me now, why don't you sleep? Isn't the playground cold?"
Chen Xiao smiled bitterly and explained to Teacher Dai: "Originally, I was going to sleep after washing. Who knew that I couldn't sleep when I was stimulated by cold water. So a few people drank some wine together to sleep. Teacher Dai, it's not that I said it, the school is too picky. There is no hot water on a cold day, so we all have to take cold showers. ”
Teacher Dai usually doesn't live in school, and occasionally stays in school when he is on duty, so he doesn't know about it at all.
When Chen Xiao said this, Teacher Dai habitually pushed his glasses again: "The hot water is for me to react to the above, but a few of you hurry up and go back to sleep for me." By the way, clean up the garbage for me, and let me catch it next time, you guys look good. ”
A few people buried themselves in cleaning up without saying a word, and Teacher Dai looked at a few people and nodded.
A few people were naughty a little bit. But in fact, the heart and eyes are not bad, and those who are guided by the Tao are also good young people.
Teacher, so preaching and receiving karma to solve doubts!!
After cleaning up the playground, a few people couldn't drink anymore, so they had to go back to sleep honestly.
However, on the way back, everyone collectively expressed their indignation at the verses sung by Lin Min.
Can you not chant this poem when you do something bad next time, this is everyone's unanimous request to Lin Min.
After drinking, it is good to sleep, and after lying down, they all fall asleep.
By the time I woke up the next day, it was already 7:40 p.m. the next day.
Eight o'clock was Mr. Dai's class, and a group of people rushed to the classroom after a simple freshening up.
At this time, several people have almost no image to speak of. I didn't have time to take a good look at my hair, and almost all of them were on top of the messy chicken nest.
Teacher Dai pushed open the door of the classroom and saw the 8 chicken nests in the back row at a glance.
Putting the textbook on the table, Teacher Dai asked jokingly: "The students who spoke for the chicken nest in the back slept comfortably last night." ”
All eyes were on them at once.
Suddenly, Chen Xiao sneezed.
Yawn !!!
Chen Xiao, who had finished sneezing, rubbed his nose and made an apologetic expression to Teacher Dai.
Then, sneezing is contagious.
Several people also sneezed to death.
Well, a couple of people caught a cold last night.
Teacher Dai did this, and under the interference of the Sneezing Octet, he took a lesson.
At the end of class, Mr. Dai finally breathed a sigh of relief, and he was about to cry in the last class.
However, before leaving, he still advised: "It's best to buy some cold medicine and eat it after class, and see if you will run to the playground in the middle of the night next time, drink wine, and recite poetry." ”