89 Chapter 89
After the election is completed, the first hurdle of the university will come - military training!
Everyone enthusiastically changed into the new camouflage uniforms, however, they soon regretted how happy they were when they wore them. Under the big sun, what is the concept of marching over and over again, what is the concept of military body boxing! Even when running laps, it must be neat and orderly, what is that concept?
The girls who complain desperately apply sunscreen every day, and the boys are screaming one by one, and they can't see the slightest bit of manhood.
In this regard, Zhuo Fanyue is not much better, his physical fitness is there, no matter how high his mental strength is, it does not mean that his physical fitness is strong, he sweats down day by day, tans a lot, and his skin is red.
In such a boring daily military training routine, people are so tired that they just want to fall asleep, and the smell of stinky socks lingers in the dormitory, so they would rather throw it away directly, and no one wants to wash it with their hands, go to bed after eating, and take a shower to disperse.
As a result, in this kind of daily live broadcast that deducts normal physiological time and repeats almost every day at other times, it unexpectedly increased the audience and broke the 200 mark. According to Little Rabbit's analysis, on the one hand, because his live broadcast time is fixed and relatively long, there are always some boring people who break in with their heads covered, and then it seems that they can insist on watching more than a dozen chapters without changing when they look at the running account, as if those soap operas that know the end at a glance can always retain the audience, they insisted on watching it and became a fixed audience.
On the other hand, because the alien planet always looks down on the military, there is no alien planet that can develop that does not attach importance to military power. In this case, other planets, even if they know that the eight poles can't reach it, but their military related, even if the technology is backward, it seems that the punch is also somewhat powerful, and they always have to study it, maybe they can get new ideas to develop their own military strength.
On the other hand, it is because of the foreign appearance of some people in military training, as well as those girls who cheat in order to be lazy, pretending to faint and pretending to have a certain day every month...... These disguises that passed or failed were judged by Zhuo Fanyue's audience one by one, and Zhuo Fanyue, who was questioned, even had to explain what it meant to be a "big aunt" because of the reward. In response to the question of "why can the eldest aunt come without training", he also wanted to popularize the terms related to this kind of name.
The physiological knowledge involved in this, although everyone knows that it is knowledge, there is nothing unpleasant, but it is really inexplicable shame when it is said to aliens!
Even so, Zhuo Fanyue still didn't release the physiology and hygiene textbook directly, he always felt that it was too inappropriate to do so, and letting others know about his racial weakness or something, it could be regarded as a kind of traitor.
Maybe he thought too long-term, anyway, he thought about Star Wars all of a sudden, and then firmly rejected the little rabbit's kind suggestion, and endured the embarrassment attack and gave everyone a science about the physiological problems of girls.
Now that it has been explained, it is inevitable to emphasize the method of distinguishing between male and female, so as not to be regarded as a female to show love, which is really embarrassing.
"The anchor is not a female, how is it possible!"
"Although I always hear the anchor say this, I still don't want to believe it, is it true?"
"What does it matter, anchor, I'm hermaphroditic, we can still have children. β
"I don't know how far away, you better give birth to yourself upstairs. β
"I don't think it will affect me, I want the anchor to give me a baby, but I can also find someone else to have a baby!"
"As a male, your physical fitness is too poor, do you need alchemy? I can provide a plate, no, a hundred plates of spicy gold, or a table of the kind of food that was last served! I think it's all delicious!"
"Hee-hee, for such a weak male, give a rewardββ interstellar thief reward the 'planet'!"
The little rabbit jumped up and happily reported a series of rewards, most of which were of this schadenfreude type, that is, the kind of "there is such a weak male!" sympathy points, and this wave of rewards is still a lot, the system of rewards is divided into "flying cars", "spaceships", "ships", "planets", "planetary belts", etc., respectively, the corresponding points are 5, 10, 100, 1000, 10000, etc., after deducting the system, Zhuo Fanyue can also get three percent, which is also a lot.
"Thank you to the interstellar thieves, thank you for the meteorite, thank you for the deliciousst beef, thank you for ......" The little rabbit's typical love of money is like life, a series of thanks and flying kisses, it didn't even bow stingily, and danced extremely jubilant on the screen, sweeping away the honesty and dullness of the previous days.
Zhuo Fanyue looked funny, smiled lightly, and at the same time shook his movements, and was knocked on the back by the instructor, which hurt a little and shook again.
"Stand up straight, don't move! Man, the body must be straight, the waist is straight, this is also to exercise your waist strength, no matter how good you look, the waist is not used, it is also a wax gun head." As he spoke, the instructor held Zhuo Fanyue's waist with his hand and asked him to stabilize and not move.
There was another wave of messages on the live broadcast screen that had not been turned off, and Zhuo Fanyue glanced at it with slanted eyes, what is the relationship and what is ambiguous, you don't need to use your brain to know what these aliens that Huang Cheng is used to are thinking, I really look forward to the day when their planet will also have a harmony*, and clean up these unclean thoughts.
The university is good, and the military training is also willing to pay for it, and in the second half of the month, they were fortunate to go to the barracks to live for a while, and they also learned to run and shoot in the obstacle course, and finally competed for their results.
The weakness of physical fitness was leveled in shooting, and after learning how to use a gun, Zhuo Fanyue was like a hanger, never had any achievements outside the ten rings, and even the shooting of live creatures was a hundred shots, and occasionally he could achieve the results of killing two birds with one stone.
This is as rare as a giant panda in peacetime, and the leader of the army wants to recruit him into the army, this kind of shooting talent, the material of a standard sniper!
It's a pity that democracy and freedom are emphasized in peacetime, and Zhuo Fanyue was unwilling, so he finally followed his classmates back to school.
At the end of the military training show, he was physically fit with a good face and enough tall man, and he became a pacesetter, leading a circle in front, which made the leader even more itchy, good seedlings, good seedlings, why don't you like to be a soldier, it's really a degenerate thought, if you want to put it aside, then you must teach a good lesson, and now, you can only watch people throw themselves into the commercial battlefield of capitalism.
Zhuo Fanyue didn't care much about their opinions, that kind of sweaty and bloody war, he didn't have never experienced it, even if the technology reached the interstellar era, but when it came to war, no matter how advanced the weapons were, they still had to be used, and the final casualties were just as painful, because the advanced weapons, once there were casualties, they would be even more powerful.
The scene of watching the comrades around you die and be powerless, watching the battlefield like a meat grinder keep devouring both sides, once you have it, you don't want to see it a second time.
Even if you know that this is a peaceful era, it is rare to have such a scene again, but the boring physical exercise and actual combat and drills are also unattractive to Zhuo Fanyue, probably because the experience of the previous life makes him ambitious, even if he wants to be stable, he doesn't want a spotless life.
The little rabbit didn't understand this, at that time it proposed to let Zhuo Fanyue agree, but he refused, it was unhappy for many days, even if it received a reward on the day of the show, it was not happy.
Finally ended the military training, Zhuo Fan breathed a sigh of relief, took the card to withdraw the money, as early as the beginning of the military training not long after he received the information that the money had arrived, the amount on it said that for a long time in the future, he did not need to worry about normal food and communication problems.
"It's easy to end the military training, everyone is tired of seeing crooked, why don't we go eat something delicious, I have heard that there is a food street nearby, this time there is no need to rank the top ten with the highest reward, everyone can use the reward to buy what they want to eat, but, within ten seconds, each can only have one chance to sign up - I don't want to be seen as a monster, I hope you understand. β
If everyone can buy it once, there are already 200 spectators, wouldn't it be necessary to eat a skewer with 200 skewers, and a person to eat 200 skewers, it is really going to be stared at by everyone, and at that time, there is no time or opportunity to fish in troubled waters and send the skewers to the little rabbit and let it be sent to the alien planet.
So set a time limit, Zhuo Fanyue thought he was still very smart, however, the facts told him, hehe, within ten seconds, 200 spectators signed up, what kind of speed is this!
"Haha, do you think they are all keyboard typing? The star network links to thinking, ten seconds, enough to count to tens of millions! The higher the mental power value, the faster the thinking speed, don't you know?" The little rabbit laughed at Zhuo Fan's dumbfounded expression, he was standing in front of a small stall grilled squid, and the other party's inventory, just looking at the small car, knew that it was impossible to have two hundred strings of squid.
Zhuo Fanyue smiled helplessly: "I'm sorry, I miscalculated, in order not to disappoint everyone, I tried to make up enough two hundred skewers of grilled squid before leaving, but the rules have to be changed, the top thirty are counted, otherwise I'm afraid I'm really going to be seen as a Western scene." β
"Haha, the anchor's expression just now is so funny!"
"Aren't you scared by us, stupid alien, I can count hundreds of millions of units in ten seconds!"
"yes, yes, I really didn't expect to show off here unexpectedly, it's not that I'm narcissistic, it's really my fast thinking!"
"Anyway, my requirements are satisfied, according to the order of the number of reports, at this point, I believe in the scientific nature of the system. β
The little rabbit saw this as a compliment to himself, and took the initiative to fly a flying kiss out, and at the same time asked Zhuo Fan to reward the other party with a string of grilled squid, Zhuo Fan touched the little rabbit's head more - although it was virtual and no one else could touch it, but he, the host, could feel the reality that belonged to him alone - and then nodded in agreement, anyway, it also broke the ice, so don't care about a string of squid.
With this agreement, a large number of clamors jumped out unfairly, and there was a lot of excitement on the screen, Zhuo Fanyue didn't look at it, turned his head and began to order grilled squid, he didn't want to be able to make up two hundred skewers of grilled squid after walking down a street, and credit bankruptcy would affect the income. 166 Reading Network