"If I put your photo on the Internet, human flesh will definitely know you!"

Yan Jiu thought about it for a while, and quickly broke her illusion, "How do you take my picture?"

The white startling singer thought for a while against his chin, and said bluntly: "Then it's okay to draw a picture of you!"

In fact, Yan Jiu hadn't thought about this idea before, but ...... It's too risky to do that, even if you really get picked up in the end, the whole world will know about it, and the scene will be ugly.

He shook his head, "Forget it, so be it, one day I can remember, it will take a little time at most." But now, the last thing is time, and it doesn't matter!"

Since he had said everything, Bai Jingge couldn't say anything more, and at the end, he only tentatively said, "Do you want to go back to the orphanage with me for the New Year?"

"No!" Yan Jiu refused very simply, he was not a person who liked to join in the fun, and if he really followed him at that time, Bai Jingge would inevitably cause trouble to others because of his own strange actions.

Bai Jingge didn't force him, and after the takeaway arrived, he ate fried chicken and drank beer with the other party, but ...... What she never expected was that the other party actually poured a bottle, or beer?

The key is that the drunk Yan Jiu still had a touch of crimson on his cheeks, and Bai Jingge was shocked, thinking in his heart, drunken drunk, drunk, that's how he came?

Seeing the embarrassment of the other party lying on the table, Bai Jingge quietly walked up to him and squatted down, first pretending to "cough" twice and poking his fingers.

"Hey, are you alright?"

...... (No movement at all!)

Bai Jingge covered his mouth and smiled secretly, bringing his big face to the other party. Yan Jiu hiccuped, and a burst of beer smell hit.

She rolled her eyes and tried to pull Yan Jiu's clothes up to pull herself up, but I don't know if it was because of drunkenness, the soft other party was suddenly pulled down by her.

Then pressed straight on her body, the handsome face was buried in her chest, and Bai Jingge's face was red to her ears.

She tried to move, but the other party was like a dead pig, very heavy, stunned and did not move.

After twenty minutes of hard struggle, Bai Jingge finally twisted out from under Yan Jiu's body, she wiped the sweat from her forehead, looked up to the sky and sighed, "Oh my God!

She kicked the other party and said tentatively: "Yan Jiu, Lord Yan, Xiao Jiujiu, Ghost God Jun, Cold-faced Ghost, Dead Ghost?"

Hearing these titles, Yan Jiu only snorted and didn't move.

She sat on the ground for a while, glanced at the other party, and said with a sneering face: "I didn't think you have today?

She suddenly thought of something, patted her ass and stood up, took a marker from the pen holder, and then turned Yan Jiu over, holding the pen and gesturing it on his face.

"See if I don't paint you with a big face!"

As soon as the words fell, there was an extra black frame around the eye sockets, so Bai Jingge still felt puzzled, and drew three mustaches on each cheek.

"Hmph, let you bully me normally, won't you shake your face, let you shake your face, let you shake your face. As he spoke, he drew a circle on his nose again.

Yan Jiu moved, Bai Jingge trembled in fright, quickly retracted it, withdrew the pen, and thought about how to drag the other party up from the ground.

She went to the bathroom, and she didn't see the ugly ghost for a long time, it turned out that the drunken Yan Jiu's spiritual power was fully open, and within a radius of dozens of meters, there were no ghosts who dared to approach.

This will be Binjiao's absence, but fortunately he is not there, otherwise he would not have to take advantage of others' danger, and Yan Jiu would inevitably be taken advantage of by him.

Just when Bai Jingge was struggling with how to pull the other party up, Yan Jiu suddenly sat up, opened his eyes, and then stood up by holding on to the table.

Turning his head and seeing Bai Jingge, he looked the other party up and down, and wondered, "Who are you?"

"Who am I?" the white startle singer pointed to herself, and said with a surprised expression, "Hahahahaha......" She laughed so much that tears were about to come out, "I'm ......"

Before she could say anything, she suddenly thought of something, and said with a thief smile: "I'm your wife, do you understand, madam?"

"Madam?" Yan Jiu staggered, pinched the other party's face, and took a closer look, "Madame doesn't mean wife, of course I understand, but, hehe, my wife is so good-looking!"

It's so pretty! It's pretty, it's pretty......

Bai Jingge was stunned, her mind was full of echoing this sentence, she couldn't help but smile, leaned her face over, pouted and coquettishly said, "What you said is true? I, am I really good-looking?"

"Hmm!" Yan Jiu nodded heavily and rubbed the other party's face, "The eyes are beautiful, big, as if they are full of stars, the nose is also very beautiful, small, the nose is narrow, the mouth is very sexy, the skin is white, and the figure is good!"

"Oh my God!"

Bai Jingge's eyes were almost gone, she never dreamed that she was so beautiful in the eyes of the other party! Moreover, what she didn't expect was that Yan Jiu actually had such a gentle face!

Especially the panda makeup she painted, how funny it looks!

"No, I'll go to the toilet first!" Yan Jiu let go of the other party and walked straight towards the bathroom.

"Wait, wait, wait!" Bai Jingge hurriedly grabbed him, after all, as soon as he entered the bathroom, he was facing a large mirror, and if he saw his face, he would not hammer her.

"I can't wait, I can't hold it anymore. As she spoke, Yan Jiu tore her hand away and staggered forward.

Bai Jingge sighed resentfully, couldn't help but cover his head, and was ready to be beaten.

A minute later, there was a shout that resounded through the sky in the bathroom, and Bai Jingge covered her ears and squatted there shivering, she seemed to have seen her miserable future.

"Wife, come over to me!"

Bai Jingge didn't want to go over, but as soon as she heard the word "wife", she didn't know why, she suddenly floated, more than 20 years, not to mention that someone called her "wife", she didn't even have a slightly affectionate title.

She walked briskly, jumped and jumped, and ran over happily, and as soon as she reached the door, she was snatched in by the other party's arm.

Yan Jiu hugged her neck and asked angrily, "Say, did you paint my face?"

"......Huh" Bai Jingge gasped, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth and shook his head with difficulty with the determination of not admitting it.

Yan Jiu sneered, grabbed her chin, and squeezed it, "There are just the two of us in this room, isn't it difficult for me to paint it myself?"

Seeing that he couldn't hide it, Bai Jingge pretended to be pitiful and nodded. Seeing her admit it, Yan Jiu let go of her, propped her hands on the washbasin, and looked at herself in the mirror again.

"I, I, I, I didn't mean to draw!" Bai Jingge shivered around the corner like a frightened kitten. He thought, the other party is in a drunken state now, no matter how light or heavy he is, if he accidentally kills himself, then he will die too unjustly, right?

But if he really dies, it would be nice to be a ghost couple with him!

Thinking about it, she actually drooled, yes, it was saliva, and it flowed out along the corners of her mouth.

Yan Jiu glanced at her, "tsk" twice, stretched out his hand and wiped it off guard, and didn't forget to say with a doting face: "What do you want to do? saliva is flowing out." ”

"No, no. Bai Jingge was flattered, she tilted her head and hesitated: "I painted your face like this, aren't you angry?"

"Angry! Of course angry!" Yan Jiu blurted out.

Bai Jingge's heart thumped, and when he was about to kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, the other party suddenly said unexpectedly: "But...... It's painted by my beloved wife, what should I do? I can only pet it, right?"

Bai Jingge: "......"

"Puff puff puff...... her face instantly turned red into a monkey's ass, and she secretly swore in her heart: I am in vain, I must get Yan Jiu, what kind of fairy boyfriend is this, he will really change his face to his girlfriend. Oh my God, is this the legendary domineering president? Is it the kind of person who is cold to other people, but can spoil his girlfriend? There really is such a person in the world, woo woo woo...... I really haven't lived in vain in the past 24 years, God really loves me, took Gao Dingcheng away, and sent me Yan Jiu!

"Damn, why is this only when you're drunk?"

As soon as her voice fell, Yan Jiu said "um", came over and pinched her face drunkenly, and said unhappily: "Wife, you can't burst into foul language!

"Okay, okay, I won't explode foul language!" Bai Jingge threw a wink, and gently hammered the other party's chest with his small fist and said coquettishly.

As soon as the words fell, Yan Jiu hugged her sideways without saying a word, and muttered, "Let's go, it's time to sleep!"

Well?

Bai Jingge didn't react yet, "Sleep, wait, wait!" She hurriedly struggled to jump off the other party, and after pulling a certain distance, she said worriedly: "No, no, don't worry, what's the hurry to sleep? What time is it, what, night, nightlife has just begun!"

"Nightlife?"

Yan Jiu put his hand against his chin and thought for a while, "Oh!" A flash of inspiration flashed in his mind, and he suddenly approached, and said with a wicked smile: "My wife wants to spend the night with me, right?"

This was the first time Bai Jingge had seen such a Yan Jiu, she couldn't help but swallow her saliva, and smelled a dangerous breath!

Leaning against the door, he began to move outward, and as soon as he got out of the door, he ran to the living room, but ...... She probably forgot that the other party was a ghost, and people could float!

Easily caught up with her, Bai Jingge turned around and widened his eyes, "Wait ......"

Before she finished speaking, she was pressed on the bed by the other party, Yan Jiu trapped her hands domineeringly, and a handsome face was close at hand.

Bai Jingge smelled a particularly good smell on his body, and her brain instantly short-circuited, and just when the other party's lips were about to be pressed down, she suddenly sobered up......

"Yan Jiu, what are you going to do?"

"What's the matter? Didn't you say, the nightlife has just begun?"