Chapter 737: Stinky and Poor All the Way

In the screening room, on the big screen, you sing and I appear.

Yu Guan, Yang Chong and Ma Qing, three unemployed young people, opened a three-T company with the main business content of "solving problems for others, solving problems for others, and accepting for others".

For a while, the guests came. Yang Chong fell in love with his girlfriend Liu Meiping for a doctor, and this is the scene where the movie opens with a conversation.

The bald ugly man Uncle Ge plays Yang Chong, Uncle Ge at this time is really ugly, like a skeleton, but such an ugly Uncle Ge casually goes to that station is a sense of joy.

Uncle Ge is busy falling in love for others, Yu Guan, the manager of Zhang Guoli, is responsible for receiving Baokang, a "writer" who claims to have won an award for his work, and Ma Qing played by Liang Tian is fighting for a man's wife.

The little business was going smoothly, but soon things went off the rails.

Liu Meiping, Yang Chong's customer, actually had a love for him; at the award ceremony held for the "writer" Baokang, he had to improvise someone to play the role of a celebrity; people who were afraid that his girlfriend would cry when they broke up came to ask for help, but it turned out that his girlfriend was Liu Meiping; and took care of a seriously ill old lady for the customer, but in the end her relatives sued her in court.

The prosperous business suffered all kinds of accidents, the three T company was closed for rectification, and at the same time received a summons from the court, and the relatives of the old lady sat in the sales department to demand compensation for the damages......

Yu Guan, Ma Qing, and Yang Chong took to the street to vent their anger by ramming into others, and no one paid attention to them.

In the end, things took a big turn.

When they leave the defunct company, they find a long line at the door, full of people who need help solving their life problems.

"It's so funny, the lines are so interesting."

Lin Qingxia, Gong Li, and Chen Hong were almost dying of laughter while holding their stomachs, and they took the time to praise the wonderful lines of the protagonists.

Yu Guan, Yang Chong, and Ma Qing are three runaway young people who are completely different from the people in the background of the big era, well, this is the definition of them by Mr. Zhao in the movie.

They have nothing to do to play small cards, talk about the mountains, play haha, Ge Youwen's humor, Zhang Guoli's fast talk, Liang Tian's ridicule and squeeze, the three of them are almost stinky and poor all the way.

Funny dialogues, emotions one after another.

A female customer: "...... As soon as I sat there, my buttocks were heavy, my eyes were shining, and I squirted water when I pulled it like a toilet, knowing that you have this specialty, then the Sino-Soviet negotiations invite you to go. It's like a starling outside, why don't you have any words when you see me when you come home?"

Ma Qing: "I'll change." ”

Female customer: "Change, change fart, what have you changed in your life except for bedwetting?"

This conversation is a bit cheesy, and the three women hold back although they want to laugh.

But the other styles are Van Gao's funny lines and dialogues, and the three of them laughed, and they were very heroic.

Ma Qing received a call from his father.

Ma Qing: "Hey, who are you looking for?"

Yu's father: "Find Yu Guan." ”

Ma Qing: "Yu Guan is not here, he is out." ”

Yu's father: "Where did you go?"

Ma Qing: "Who are you?

Yu's father: "Who do you ask me and where did Yu Guan go?"

Ma Qing: "Fuck you!"

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Ma Qing: "...... Yang Chong enjoys Qingfu, every day for someone to go on a date, I ask to change jobs, change with him. You have to fallow for farming. ”

Yu Guan: "Don't we have a gentleman's agreement first? You are too gentle and affectionate, I don't feel at ease if you let you do this kind of business." ”

Ma Qing: "But Yang Chong is not a eunuch!"

Yu Guan: "But he understands professional ethics, he can talk nonsense with others for a day and still relish, he has this patience." Can you? If you do, you're going to make this temporary worker a full-time contractor. I can't have a husband call me every other day.

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Meiping: "Hey, Freud said that all sons want to marry their mothers, right?"

Yang Chong: "Married to my mother, that's my dad." I can't marry my mom before my dad gets married to my mom, it's wrong!"

Ma Qing: "...... I also feel very empty, I am very bored to get married, and I am looking for either my father or my mother. It's like a foreign country, anyone can sleep with anyone. It's convenient for everyone to have a house, do you have a house yourself? I admire other foreign women, and I finish sleeping. And no matter how you sleep, you don't twist the arms of people and men to buy this and that. ”

Mei Pingte was helpless: "Yang Chong, let's go." ”

Ma Qing: "Grandi is pulling our buddies, you have been taken over by me......"

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Yang Chong: "You just listen to what the police say, don't be so arrogant." Just when you were young, your dad scolded you. Think about it for others, standing on the road all day long, except for the telephone poles, there is no third unlucky one, and there is not much money to earn, isn't it? He trained you enough, so he naturally returned the bike to you, after all, it was to maintain order, not a gang of thieves. ”

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"Isn't it said that mainland movies are all literary films and no comedies, why is this movie so funny, and the lines are more interesting than those comedies in Hong Kong."

After the movie, Lin Qingxia said with great appreciation.

"It's not that there isn't, it's just that there is no stubborn master with such a distinctive style, who let Wang Shuo not have a great success before." Qiao Feng Dao.

"Yes, Wang Shuo's characters are all poor, men, women, and children are poor, and they are all poor to the end. Chen Hong echoed.

She is a passer-by fan of Wang Shuo, Wang Shuo has read a few articles, and she knows Wang Shuo's style very well.

Wang Shuo is a ruffian writer who is rampant in the literary world with words, and it is completely the style that I am a hooligan and who am I afraid of.

He tore some false sublime faΓ§ade. And his language is fresh and catchy, absolutely vernacular, absolutely not foreign and bookish.

The emergence of Wang Shuo not only gave the literary world a new genre and a new pattern, but more importantly, it made film and television works have fireworks and groundedness.

The market or life is Wang Shuo's label.

The movies adapted by him, such as the stubborn master, are like a fresh breeze with turbidity in the domestic film industry at this time, injecting a trace of fresh vitality into the closed serious and dull film industry.

"The lines are interesting, and the actors in it are also very good, especially the ugly one, who is really relaxed." Thinking of the ugly hemp pole like a skeleton in the movie, Lin Qingxia couldn't help laughing.

"That's, that's Uncle Ge."