The kebabs are getting hotter and hotter, which naturally brings trouble.

"Who, who, grab a job in my territory, stand up for me. ”

The god of food came over with a rice shovel and walked over menacingly, Zheng Yu's barbecue stall, the first thing that affected was the restaurant opposite, the restaurant that was overcrowded just now, suddenly became deserted, and it was the best beer sold, and no one cared, can the god of food still do it, of course it can't bear it.

Pushing away the crowd, at first glance, he saw Zheng Yu, followed by the Erlang God Yang Jian, Yang Jian is known as the God of War in the Heavenly Realm, no one is invincible, he is just a god of food, how can he be the opponent of the Erlang God.

"Wangwang~~"

When the Howling Sky Dog saw the God of Food coming, he ran directly over and looked at him menacingly.

The god of food was stunned in place with a spatula in his hand, and everyone's eyes looked at him, he was already in a cold sweat at the moment, and his back was already wet with cold sweat.

"Hey, hey, hey, hit, excuse me. ”

The god of food with a cold sweat on his face groveled and hurriedly retreated.

Zheng Yu looked confused, what was wrong.

After a small turmoil, the barbecue stall was lively again.

After a night, it wasn't until half past two in the morning that everyone slowly left, and Zheng Yu was already tired and collapsed on the ground.

And Erlang God is very good spirit, that is a god, and people are naturally spiritual.

"Brother, brother, my business can be so popular, but it's all up to you, how do you say my brother should thank you."

"If only you let me get some sleep, although I often stay up late, but this is the first time I've played like this. ”

Zheng Yu was lying on the ground looking at the sky, the Milky Way was full of bright stars, if he brought a girl, he would definitely ride a horse tonight.

Suddenly, a beautiful face appeared in front of Zheng Yu.

"Yo hoo hoo... Am I dreaming?,There's really a girl.,~~"

Thinking about it, Zheng Yu closed his eyes and pursed his mouth.

"Excuse me, are you Zheng Yu?"

Hearing this, Zheng Yu woke up suddenly, got up and looked at the woman in surprise.

This woman is dressed as a fairy in a white dress.

"You, you're looking for me?"

"I cut it out at a glance that you are Zheng Yu, I was sent by the Jade Emperor to let you go over. ”

"Jade Emperor, looking for me?"

Zheng Yu looked at the fairy with a confused expression.

"Brother, since it is the Jade Emperor looking for you, you should hurry up, he has a small heart, and he should deal with you when he goes late. ”

Click~Peng~

A thunderbolt fell and hit Erlang God, and he immediately split it to the outside and the inside to the tender, and white smoke came out of his mouth.

The Howling Dog was already laughing and almost died.

"Let's go. ”

Zheng Yu saw Erlang God's scorched appearance, Zheng Yu hurriedly got up, he didn't expect the Jade Emperor to be so careful.

The fairy smiled slightly, and put her palm on Zheng Yu's shoulder, and Zheng Yu looked at the fairy strangely.

The next moment, Zheng Yu only felt a flower in front of him, and his body stumbled to the ground.

When I got up, I saw that I had come to a magnificent hall.

"Alright, you go down. ”

A voice rang out, and the fairy left.

Zheng Yu knew that it was the Jade Emperor when he heard the voice, and he quickly got up, but his head was still a little dizzy.

I saw the Jade Emperor glancing at Zhengyu with his mobile phone in his hand.

"Xiao Zheng, here, come, come, come up, come up. ”

Hearing that the Jade Emperor was so polite, Zheng Yu knew that something must be wrong.

Zheng Yu stepped onto the throne and saw that the Jade Emperor was chatting on WeChat.

I went, and forgot to return the WeChat ID.

Zheng Yu's WeChat is still online, he forgot to return this time, so it seems that the Jade Emperor is playing with his WeChat.

Look at the name, it's called Banxia, who is this person, is it newly added by the Jade Emperor?

"Zheng Yu, do you know this girl?"

Sister?

The Jade Emperor actually learned this word?

"Let's see, this isn't the car model. ”

Zheng Yu saw that this was a car model added at the auto show.

"Hey, model car~, what is a model car?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Zheng Yu with a puzzled expression.

Zheng Yu squeaked and said: "Car model, that is, this is a very beautiful girl." ”

Zheng Yu didn't explain what the car model was, what if the Jade Emperor wanted to know what kind of car, this thing would be endless.

"I see, the widow has decided, the widow wants to accompany you to the nether realm, and he will go to this girl. ”

"Jade Emperor, you want to go to the lower realm?"

Zheng Yu looked at the Jade Emperor with a stunned expression.

"Yes, I've made an appointment with this girl, and we're going to sing today. ”

Looking at the Jade Emperor's serious appearance, Zheng Yu knew that he was not talking nonsense.

Zheng Yu asked suspiciously: "You really want to go to the lower realm, but haven't the human realm and the heavenly court been disconnected for tens of thousands of years, how can you go down?"

"Hahaha, who am I, I am the Jade Emperor, I am the biggest of the three realms, no one can stop me wherever I want to go, aren't you also free to go back and forth between the heavenly court and the human world?"

"Are you talking about this ring?"

Hearing this, Zheng Yu also wondered why he came and went freely, and suddenly he thought of the ring.

"That's right, it's this Sumeru ring, the Sumeru ring can't store living things, but I can hide a trace of my divine soul in it, and you can take me to the human world. ”

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor directly cast a spell, and a white light entered the Sumeru ring.

"Take the phone, now you go to the lower realm with my divine soul immediately, it's not too late. ”

"Uh~~ good. ”

With that, Zheng Yu returned to the human world.

In the car, Zheng Yu raised the ring and said, "Jade Emperor, come out." ”

In the co-pilot seat, the figure of the Jade Emperor appeared.

The Jade Emperor looked around.

"What is this?"

"It's called a car. ”

"Cars?"

I saw a Jade Emperor who had never seen the world looking at the car with great interest.

Rise~~

Zheng Yu started the car, startling the Jade Emperor.

"What's this operation again?"

Zheng Yu smiled and said, "Jade Emperor, don't be nervous, this is to start the car, let's go." ”

Since it was three o'clock in the morning, Zheng Yu turned on the headlights.

"Yo, this thing still has eyes?"

Zheng Yu Khan ~~

This earth bun is a fairy.

"This is a headlight. ”

Then Zheng Yu took out his mobile phone, connected to the car, and imported the location sent by the girl into the central control of the car.

"To start navigating, follow the current road for 1.8 km. ”

Then Mr. Guo's voice came from inside the car.

"Why are there people here?"

The Jade Emperor tapped the central control screen strangely.

"Jade Emperor, that's a computer, not a real person. ”

"Oh, I see, I haven't seen you for many years, this human world has developed to this extent, it's really envious to me. ”

According to the agreement, they met at the door of a company called Brilliant KTV at half past three.

But when they arrived, it was already thirty-forty, and the two beauties were already waiting.

"Oh, I saw it, that's it, I'll go down first. ”

"Wait, Jade Emperor, it's not appropriate for you to look like this, you have to change your clothes first. ”

The Jade Emperor looked at his outfit, still dressed in the dragon robe, and looked at the others, all of them were in suits and leather shoes, and they were wearing famous brands.

"yes, then change your clothes. ”

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor flicked his fingers, and the clothes on his body were immediately changed into a set of brand-name suits, the leather shoes on his feet were shiny, and the small hairstyle was also extremely mature, and his handsome face could definitely fascinate thousands of girls.

"I'll go, and I can do it again. ”

The Jade Emperor stepped out of the car handsomely.

"Hey, this girl, you are Banxia, I am the Jade Emperor. ”

With that, the Jade Emperor walked towards his sister.

"Jade Emperor, what is he doing here?"

Zheng Yu immediately opened his mobile phone and checked the WeChat chat history, and the Jade Emperor actually told his sister that he was the Jade Emperor and Zheng Yu was his little brother.

"Xiao Zheng, you go and park the car and come over. ”

As he spoke, the Jade Emperor waved his hand towards Zheng Yu and walked towards the KTV with his arms around the two girls.

"I'll go, where is this, you really treat me as a little brother. ”

The car was very good, and Zheng Yu also walked in.

This brilliant KTV is the most luxurious place in the entire capital, and it is also the industry of the Li family.

Walking into KTV, Zheng Yu searched all the way and finally saw the figure of the Jade Emperor in a box.

In the box, several girls rubbed around the Jade Emperor, and the Jade Emperor danced with cigars in his mouth, so happy that his eyes became peach blossoms.

Zheng Yu didn't understand, there are so many fairies in this heavenly court, the Jade Emperor hasn't seen enough, and he has to go down to the human world to play, it seems that there is no cat in the world who doesn't steal.

Pushing the door in, the Jade Emperor, who was drinking, hurriedly beckoned Zheng Yu to come over.

"Hurry up, Zheng Yu, come, come, sit, tell you, this is my little brother, and I will serve it too. ”

"Got the boss. ”

Seeing Zheng Yu come in, the car model he met at the last auto show didn't even look at him, it seemed that he really regarded him as a driver, so his image would be greatly reduced.

Sure enough, when this game started, no one cared about Zheng Yu anymore, and they all went to lick the Jade Emperor one by one.

The rise of drinking, the right to play.

The door of the box was kicked open, and four or five strong men rushed in.

Seeing the person, a car model's face suddenly changed greatly.

I saw the head of the monk, wearing short-sleeved shorts, and asked two big earthworms on his arms.

"Xiao Xia, didn't you say you worked overtime tonight, what's the matter, you dumped me when you saw the big boss?"

The bald head walked over to the car model Xiao Xia and sat down, squeezing the Jade Emperor aside.

"This brother, this sister is mine. ”

The Jade Emperor didn't seem to see the situation clearly, and patted the bald head.

Zheng Yu was too lazy to pay attention to him, and the Jade Emperor couldn't suffer a loss anyway.

"You shut up, be careful I fucking fuck you out, get him out of here. ”

As he spoke, the bald head winked at the younger brothers.

A few junior brothers came up and grabbed the Jade Emperor and were about to drag him out, but those few people couldn't pull the Jade Emperor with all their strength.

The Jade Emperor took a sip of his wine glass and said, "It's insulting to you." ”

Seeing that the Jade Emperor was angry, Zheng Yu knew that he had to come forward, otherwise the matter would be a big trouble.

"Haha, I said a few brothers, let's talk about something, don't do it. ”

As he spoke, Zheng Yu got up and took a man's arm off the Jade Emperor's body.

"Ah~~It hurts~~ Let go, let go. ”

The man hurriedly begged for mercy, and Zheng Yu spread his palm away.

The bald head glanced at Zheng Yu and stood up in front of him.

"Boy, are you itching?"