Chapter 41: Ridiculous Dead Fat Man!
"Look, that's our watchtower!"
Shalin pointed to the watchtower that appeared in view......
"Cut...... Where's the face? I haven't seen a glimpse of the eight characters, so let's ......."
"Sooner or later, you will be called our watchtower......"
As the car passed over a higher sand dune, the sapling-stealing people came into view!
There's a person with a familiar back!
No matter who he is, he is here to steal the saplings anyway, and this is really a bullying horse.
"Don't get out of the car later, start recording video with your mobile phone when you arrive, our car doesn't have a dashcam......"
"Why is there a dash cam for such a high-end car?"
"A lot of times, things are inconvenient to record......"
"Oh, got it, got it. ”
Instead of riding to the watchtower, Shalin rode directly to the group of sapling-stealers......
When I got closer, I realized that there was an old acquaintance, the so-called desert greening expert, a white-faced apple-shaped fat man......
"Ha, it's you! Why did you suddenly show up recently? We know each other well, but if you steal my sapling, I can still sue you......"
"Little brother, misunderstanding, misunderstanding...... This sapling of yours, after observation, we think that there is a lot to be done, and the development prospects are very broad.
On behalf of the national scientific researchers, I have come here to pick up a few saplings from you, and I want to take them back to the research institute for research.
If we can, we will promote your sapling across the country!
You're making a lot of money just by selling this sapling......"
The fat on the guy's laughing face trembled, and he looked like he was smiling at a steaming apple......
"Hahahaha, what you said is so good, you look so beautiful, you think it's beautiful, do I have to thank you?"
The guy was still smiling all over his face, looking at Sha Lin, which made Sha Lin feel extremely disgusting, he didn't want to talk to him anymore, he just wanted to scold him well and tell him to get out!
“...... Did you forget your brain on your pillow this morning and didn't put it in your head? At this moment, you came over and told Lao Tzu that you represent the country's scientific researchers, which country do you represent?
Don't you know how smelly you are in this land?
I don't know which one of the crotches is not tightly tied and is exposing you!"
"You, you, you......"
"You're a joke, you know??
Even a guy like you with a bunch of shit in your head dares to pretend to be a national scientific researcher, and you don't pee to take pictures of yourself!
Give you ten seconds to put down the saplings and get out of here!
Otherwise, Lao Tzu will control you here, let the police arrest you, theft, especially theft of something as more valuable as Lao Tzu, it is no problem to sentence you to five or six years......"
This fat man continued to slap his swollen face and become fat, but he didn't think that the group of people he brought had already put down the saplings in his hands......
"Okay, you wait, when I get the approval, you must bring your seedlings back to the research institute to study. ”
I didn't expect this thing, the duck that is still cooked has a hard mouth, and it has been exposed, and it has to be loaded with a wave of x.
"Wait a minute, don't leave! I'll give you three seconds to think about it, and leave all the seedlings hidden on your body for Lao Tzu! Not even half a leaf is allowed to be taken away!
Lao Tzu's mobile phone has a perspective scanning function, if I find out, you really stole my saplings, then this crime has already been determined......"
The white-faced apple-shaped fat man seemed to be very timid, and soon took out a few small seedlings from under his clothes and in the crotch of his pants, threw them on the ground, and even checked the soles of his shoes to make sure that there was not a single leaf, so he was relieved......
"We really don't have ...... anymore"
The group of things raised their hands in unison, looking like repeat offenders, and they were caught, and their movements were very clean.
The white-faced apple-shaped fat man hesitated for a moment, but handed over all the saplings he was carrying.
"Get out!"
The fat man had no choice but to take these people and walk slowly towards his car......
"Wait a minute...... Wait a minute......"
As soon as Mo Wen in the car spoke, the glass cover opened......
"You are not allowed to go!"
Those people all looked back in astonishment and looked at such a big beauty walking down from the car.
"That fat man's mouth has a leaf, if this leaf is brought back, they can use plant cultivation techniques to slowly grow the tissue of this leaf into a single plant, or even many whole plants! Mo Wen said with great certainty.
Sarin had gone to college, and of course he knew that most plants had this ability......
"The fat man, open your mouth...... Why are you still waiting for the master to break it for you?"
The fat man wept and mourned, and literally spat out a leaf from his mouth. This time, everyone was stunned!
Could it be that these two people really have a mobile phone that can scan through the world? Is there such a thing in this world? Has technology advanced to this point?
"Fatty, what do you say?"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to steal this leaf, I just tasted it when I saw it......
You said that in this winter, in this cold desert, these plants still have leaves showing a little bit of the soil, and they are still green, what a miracle, I took it in my mouth and tasted it out of professional habit. ”
"If you want to taste it, why don't you chew it and hide the whole leaf in your mouth?" Mo asked.
Unexpectedly, the fat man was really a master of messing around, and he actually said: "I took the leaf in my mouth, and when I was about to chew it, you arrived before you could do it." ”
"Oh my God, shameless to the realm of yours, it's also a realm, I've obeyed you, get out!"
Sha Lin and Mo Wen smiled and leaned back together.
The people who came with the fat man also laughed together, and the fat man's face was flushed and he looked embarrassed. But he's still the same smiling face!
"Is this guy a tease soldier hired by the monkeys?"
"Probably ......"
While the two were laughing maniacally, the group was already about to get into the car.
"It's better to call the police and arrest them, or we can't prevent these people?" Mo Wen reminded.
"Forget it, master, I'm in a good mood today, let them go.
If you dare to offend my desert again, you will be punished even if you are far away. ”
"Then see for yourself, anyway, you are a capable person, cat teasing rat, you can afford to play......"
"It's not like that! The main thing is to see this dead fat man make you laugh, and I'm happy in my heart, so I'll let him go!"
In ancient times, the princes of Zhou Youwang Fenghuo Opera praised and smiled for the Pomeranians. I'm just smiling at you today......"
"This mouth is really sweeter than the dates you planted......
"Well, in this life and this life, I will say sweet things to you in the last life...... Let's go, daughter-in-law, take you to the ...... of your parents."