Xiao Baozi, who was also enlightened, jumped downstairs, ran to Xu Suizhu's side, and rubbed her affectionately:

"Mom, I realized my mistake, Brother Yi just helped me analyze it, if this happens to me again in the future, I will call the adults for help, and I will not act privately. Mom, don't be angry, if you're angry, you'll get wrinkles, then your mother won't be beautiful!"

Xu Suizhu couldn't help but laugh, and deliberately asked with a tiger face: "If your mother is not beautiful, you don't love your mother?"

"I don't, I'm not a dad. ”

After saying that, he himself seemed to realize that something was wrong, hehe smiled, and escaped faster than anyone else: "I'm going to call grandma to eat!"

As soon as the words fell, he disappeared.

Seeing this, Zhuang Yi smiled and followed.

This time I have to go to prison, lest I be careless and this naughty brother will be in trouble again.

"This stinky boy!" Big Brother Lu's face turned black before he had time, and his son disappeared without a trace, "In vain, I still said good things for him." ”

The bear son coldly pushed him into a 10,000-year-old pit that was not easy to recover, and he himself ran away.

"I need to clarify that I have absolutely never said such a thing, and absolutely no such thought. Big Guy Lu cleared his throat, and his desire to survive made him witty, and he hugged his daughter-in-law and explained desperately, "The stinky boy is cheating on me! You don't know how good this kid is...... Daughter-in-law ......"

He didn't want to be taken to the study on a business trip, shouldn't it be Liang Dasha's patent to be sleepless.

It is unethical to snatch people's patents!

Big Brother Lu drove out and tried his best to make the child's mother happy.

There is no one else in the family at the moment, just the two of them, they can think of the earthy love words, and praise the child's mother in different ways.

Xu Suizhu resisted the urge to burst into laughter and secretly took her mobile phone to record it.

I wanted to let him listen to it when I was alone and see if he would blush, just for the sake of husband and wife.

Coincidentally, after dinner, Xiao Baozi didn't find the remote control of the TV, and saw his mother's mobile phone resting on the newspaper on the coffee table, picked it up and pressed it like a remote control, and asked Zhuang Yi: "Brother Yi, do you see that this looks like a remote control, I want to turn on the TV......"

I accidentally pressed this recording.

Big Brother Lu's cheeky coaxing daughter-in-law's earthy love words instantly resounded in his spacious living room.

The whole family was stunned at first, and then as if they had made an appointment, their hot eyes were all focused on Big Guy Lu.

"I can't see it, my second brother, I'm quite good at talking about love. Mrs. Lu laughed to death in her heart, her face was quite calm, lest her son have a black face, and after praising her, she used her husband next to her as a negative teaching material, "Your father can't do it, I've been married for so many years, and I haven't heard this kind of word from his mouth." ”

Patriarch Lu defended himself unconvinced: "Just talk and don't practice fake tricks! Who can't say beautiful things? The important thing is action!"

"The second child is also very active!" Mrs. Lu retorted to him, "What's not as positive as you?"

So, it triggered a war of words between the old couple.

Xu Suizhu came out of the kitchen with a platter of cut fruits, and didn't understand why her father-in-law and mother-in-law suddenly argued, and they were blushing and having a thick neck, are you okay?

How dare Lu Chixiao tell the truth.

As soon as I tell the truth, it is the turn of the child's mother to blush and have a thick neck (ashamed).

So after taking the mobile phone from his son's hand and turning off the recording, he glanced at Zhuang Yi and asked him to trick the bear son upstairs, so that no one disturbed him at the moment and opened his eyes to say nonsense: "When you are old, you are afraid of accumulating food, and you can speak loudly, which will help you eliminate food." ”

Xu suddenly felt that he had read less and followed the beads: "......"

When did you have such a diet?

However, in the end, she still knew-

Because before going to bed, Xiao Baozi hugged his favorite elephant pillow, ran to say goodnight to her, and asked casually:

"Mommy, what is rhetoric?"

"Huh?" Where did you learn this new vocabulary?

Xu Suizhu was pondering how to explain this word better, and heard his son say: "What Grandpa said, he said that what Dad said to you is all rhetoric, and there is no reliable ......."

"What did Daddy say to me?

"It's on the phone, we all hear it!"

“......”

After being stunned for two seconds, Mr. Xu reacted: What? The little love between husband and wife was exposed in front of her in-laws and children? Do you want to be so unlucky?

After flickering around, and finally coaxing his son back to his own room to sleep, Xu Suizhu grabbed the pillow in anger and threw it at Baozi's father: "Lu Chixiao!"

"Wronged, daughter-in-law!"

I'm really going to be killed by my son!

If you line up Lao Tzu who was killed by his son in the long river of history, his cliff is the most unlucky one in the 5,000 years.

This stinky boy was pushed into the pit by him again!

"I swear, I definitely didn't put the recording, it's a stinky boy! He used your phone as a remote control board, and somehow he pressed this recording file, but I turned it off before they heard much!"

After explaining, seeing that the child's mother's face had improved, Lu Chixiao hooked the corners of his mouth evilly, looked at his daughter-in-law with a smile and asked: "Then again, how did you think of recording? Don't you have enough to hear? I'm a big living person in front of you, why don't you tell me if you want to hear it?" I can tell you about the three meals, and the content is not the same......

"Say no more!"

Teacher Xu, who was annoyed and angry, rushed over and tried to cover Baozi's father's mouth.

The man laughed and held the soft pancreas, and immediately turned over, pressed her under him, stared at her deeply with a smile, and slowly leaned down and kissed her seductive lips......

......

After that, Xu Suizhu no longer dared to casually store those contents about the love between husband and wife in her mobile phone.

I am afraid that it will accidentally fall into the ears of the whole family like this time. He is rough and thick-skinned, and he is not afraid of the ridicule of the whole family, but she still wants face.

On the contrary, it was Lu Chixiao, who ignored the fact that the mobile phone still had such a function, and found that it was very good, when the two were alone, they coaxed the child's mother to sing to him when they had nothing to do, and he secretly recorded it, and planned to listen to her when he missed her on a business trip.

Recording and recording, one day I came to inspiration, and asked Fu Xiaodi if the function of the mobile phone can be added: "Since you can record, why can't you send the recorded sound to the other party? ”

Mr. Fu twitched the corners of his mouth after hearing this: "I said Brother Xiao, the development of new functions of this mobile phone is not for you to go to the vegetable market to buy beef, if you have it, you will buy it, if you don't have it, you will understate it, do you know how much manpower and financial resources you have to invest? Besides, isn't it the SMS function that you want?"

"How troublesome it is to type text messages. ”

And the recording can sing and tell jokes to make the wife happy, can the text message be?

"What is the purpose of your Chaoxing Technology? Isn't it to transcend the past and look forward to the future? You can't be a boss who is so complacent, and you will be ousted by your peers in the future...... Tsk!"

Mr. Fu: "......"

Brother Xiao, why don't you sit in the chair of the company's CEO?

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