In the early morning, the first rays of sunlight broke through the morning glow and stabbed obliquely on the glass door of the community service center, and the fat man leaning in front of the door turned his back and continued to read the book "My President's Girlfriend" on his mobile phone.

This is the southern community of Binhai City on the eastern coast of Xia Kingdom.

A silver-white Mercedes with a nice flick of the tail drifted into the parking space in front of the door. The screeching sound of tires rubbing against the ground made the fat man who was addicted to the novel at this time feel shocked!

"This little aunt is in a bad mood today!"

The little fat man hurriedly ran over and pulled the car door with a smile.

"Stains, what dare to make our Miss Su angry, tell the master that I will be angry for you immediately. ”

A tall beauty walked out of the car, her skin was as white as fat, translucent as snow, and her S-shaped figure was even more eye-catching, and she seemed to have a faint fragrance of roses.

The fat man sniffed greedily, his eyes moved all the way along the beautiful legs, and the professional women's skirt wrapped her convex and backward body, her eyes were bright and her teeth were bright, and her hair was like flowing clouds. What a pretty white-collar beauty,.

"If you look at it again, I'll rip out your eyes, my eyes are disgusting, dead fat. ”

The woman walked to the door angrily, trying to block the fat man's visual attack with her hands.

"Oh, Director Su, I don't dare, okay, okay, I saw a little bit. But you're so beautiful, it's just a shame not to look at it! Hey, don't go, wait for me, the little one is waiting for you in the morning. ”

The fat man nodded and seemed to follow the woman respectfully, but his small eyes kept wandering around dishonestly.

The woman looked back angrily, her face covered with a thin layer of anger. "He Peng, He Fatty! Can you be serious! Can you not be foolish? Can you seriously learn a skill? Can you seriously find a job? Our Chengnan community has nothing to do except Lu Datou's gang of scoundrels, you say, I recommend you to work in the capital, why don't you go?"

He Pengdui said with a smile: "Hehe, it's me who is wrong, I am also reluctant to you, with my amazing technology, I went south to Shenzhen and north to the capital, and I was just a bag to get things, but wealth and I are like floating clouds, and I love a flower alone." ”

He waved his hand, looking cute and pretending to be in pain.

The woman wasn't really angry, she was amused by his tricks, and her tone was much softer: "I hate it, just your broken technique, hum." ”

He Peng liked to see her angry and happy appearance the most, so he came close and smiled: "Director Su will introduce some odd jobs again, and the grain and grass will be cut off again." ”

"No! my reputation has been ruined by you, and I will never introduce you again!" the woman said categorically.

The fat man smiled bitterly, what kind of work are those, helping the aunt find the cat, helping the eldest sister catch the affair, and accompanying the children to play at home...... Damn, I'm a gentleman, okay!

But it's useless to reason with her, and the violent Xiaojing specializes in all kinds of disobedience.

The fat man smiled innocently.

"Jing'er, why are you so beautiful, you are so beautiful when you are angry. ”

"Phew, go to the hospital for a heart attack, I don't care. ”

Su Jing stabbed angrily, this fat man dragged down the spiritual civilization of the whole community, if the kidnapping is not illegal, she can't wait to find a few people to airdrop him to the side of the US imperialists. But if the fat man doesn't leave, the community will have to be a burden. Su Jing sighed to herself that she was unlucky, stretched out her finger and said fiercely, "He Peng, for the last time, if you mess it again, don't come to me in the future!"

"Absolutely no problem!" followed Su Jing into the door, and then turned into the corridor, a black shadow rushed out from behind him, and the glass door almost shattered with a bang!

Su Jing screamed, "There is a thief! Catch ......."

But the fat man had already chased him out of the door.

"Be careful!" Su Jing also chased out.

In the fat man's heart, Su Jing must be his He Peng's daughter-in-law, he swore in front of his father's grave about this, and the thief dared to steal his daughter-in-law's things to die!

"Boy, stop for grandpa. ”

"Dead fatty, don't care about you, chase Lao Tzu and stab you to death!" the thief raised his sharp knife, the blade was sharp, and the blood groove was long and deep.

"Do you think grandpa will be afraid of you little chick?" He Peng was not afraid, but chased faster.

The thief was lean and agile, but he couldn't run fast with a big woven bag on his chest, and seeing that He Peng gradually shortened the distance, he grabbed a broken sneaker from the woven bag and smashed it over.

"Let you chase!"

The fat man shook his body and dodged, "Hey, you can't smash it." ”

The thief pulled out more things and threw them at broken ashtrays, dirty radios, broken dishes and bowls.

The fat man dodged left and right, and miraculously dodged away.

"Hey, I can't hit it, I can't hit it!" the fat man panted and didn't forget to sigh.

The dog jumped over the wall in a hurry, and the thief stood up violently, and threw the sharp knife in his hand with a bang.

The fat man shook his head, and the knife brushed his ears dangerously, and before he could rejoice, a glass ball the size of a ping-pong ball flew in front of him again, and the fat man shrank his neck.

Syllable!

The glass ball smashed into the door of the head, and blood gushed out.

"Damn!"

His eyes were blood-red, and he shook a few times and fell to the ground with a pop.

"Kill someone. ”

"Catch the bad guys!"

The uncles and aunts who were exercising in the morning came from all directions.

......

In the darkness, the fat man heard a voice.

"The Silver Generation Hub Computer is activated. The program is initialized, the civilization data is read, the reading failure is not recorded without any record, and the secondary supply mode is started. ”

"Supplied body detection, intelligent beings, incapacitated, broken bodies, on the verge of death. ”

"Initiating body repair. ”

"Damn...... You're incompetent!" the fat man muttered in a daze.

"He Peng, He Peng, don't scare me, don't die. ”

The cry came dimly, and when I opened my eyes, it was a delicate face, and the crying pear blossoms brought rain.

He Peng found himself lying in the middle of the road, his head being held in the crook of his arm by Su Jing.

He screwed his head comfortably, "It's so soft." The faint fragrance on the tip of his nose made him a little distracted.

"Wake up, wake up," many old men and women cheered.

He Peng smiled bitterly, "Jing, I can't survive with such a big hole in my head, I want to say to you before I die...... I like you so much. ”

"Phew, what nonsense. Su Jing blushed.

The old people coaxed, "Beauty matches heroes." ”

"Let's make a date!"

"Let's make a date!"

......

He Peng thanked these lovely uncles and aunts in his heart, looked at Su Jing with his eyes, looking forward to a hot kiss before he died, but what he was waiting for was Su Jing's brain.

"Hurry up, play dead again, and ignore you in the future. ”

"Can't you see such a big hole? I'm going to die. He Peng pointed his finger at his forehead, "Huh, there was obviously a hole just now, why is it gone?"

Suddenly, I saw a few pieces of glass shards on the ground, and I could vaguely distinguish that it was a glass marble the size of a ping-pong ball.

"Could it be that it was broken, my brother's head is really hard. ”

Su Jing was confessed in public, blushing and angry. He Peng smiled and reluctantly left his embrace.

"Did the thief catch him?" He Peng rolled over and looked around.

"Ran away, the woven bag is a homeless man, he died some time ago, what if the family comes to claim the relics?"

"Emma, I'm risking my life to fight the gangsters just for that bit of garbage, this sacrifice is so meaningless!"

Su Jing saw that the focus of the fat man was completely different, and the fat man didn't look like he had anything to do, so he said angrily: "Okay, okay, don't talk about this, hurry up and work for Uncle Wang, he is in a hurry." ”

"No hurry, no hurry, you go on. An uncle smiled and watched while eating melon seeds.

He Peng got up with a grunt, and the uncle coaxed the old man to go. It turns out that this old man is an employer, and it is important to earn money!

Su Jing looked at the fat man's figure and frowned, her face was slightly red, and she suddenly shouted, "He Peng, don't blame me for not giving you a chance, if you can stand up to the sky and be a man, I will approve you to be my prospective boyfriend!"

He Peng was taken aback and didn't stand firm. A grunt fell to the ground, and immediately got up and replied, "Okay, the neighbors are listening, don't talk about being a man, you can let me not be a man!"