Chapter 731: Who is more poisonous than whom
The women also changed into swimsuits, put on diving equipment, and obediently prepared for entering the water according to Xu Suizhu's password.
"Are you afraid?" Liang Dashao, who was the first to follow, raised his voice and asked Xu Qian, who was swallowing the water slowly.
Xu ignored him.
But Li Tao smiled evilly and said, "I'm afraid I can sneak behind her?"
"I'm afraid I won't be able to carry it!" Mr. Fu fell into the well.
Let's laugh at fifty paces and laugh at one hundred steps, don't pull each other's trouser legs. Liang Dashao was very clever this time, and said proudly with a small expression, "Our family used to be lifeguards in the beach. ”
"Yes, I saved this stupid donkey who doesn't winter anymore, I'm afraid I regret dying, right?" Mr. Fu's mouth has not been poisonous for a day or two. I didn't raise my eyelids when I said it, because I was busy looking for a recliner on the viewing platform, and I was tired of holding my daughter all the time, so there was a recliner for her to climb.
"Why donkey?" asked Liang Dashao, turning his head in confusion.
"Say stupid and don't admit it!" Mr. Fu not only had to take care of the girl who climbed the deck chair, but also occasionally glanced at the daughter-in-law who was preparing for the water by the pool, his eyes were very busy, and he continued to answer without looking up, "Isn't there a word to describe people who are stupid as stupid as a cow? ”
Liang Da Shao snorted angrily, turned his head and ignored him, admiring his daughter-in-law's water map.
"Hey, where did Brother Xiao go?" Mr. Fu remembered in hindsight, blocking his daughter with one hand so that she would not fall off the recliner, and rubbing his chin with the other hand, "It stands to reason that Mr. Xu is here, shouldn't he be there?"
"Brother Xiao seems to have gone to the kitchen. ”
"What is he doing in the kitchen?" Mr. Fu wondered, "Does he want to show his hand today and cook a big meal for all of us?"
"Brother Xiao can also cook?" Liang Dashao turned his head. It seems that he has forgotten that he swore angrily a few minutes ago that he would not pay attention to these two bastards.
"I don't know, right? Since Brother Xiao married Teacher Xu, he has become more and more virtuous day by day. In his early years, he even had to paste the pot for a fried omelet rice, but now he can make several big dishes. Mr. Fu said and teased his bangs, which were a little long, "Brother Xiao's existence is to make me and other mortals ashamed." In other words, what is the skill of the barber hired by Mr. Li? Don't you just shave the old man's head? I want to get a haircut. ”
"Try it at night?" asked Li Tao.
Liang Dashao asked: "Barber male or female?" I promised one after another, and I will keep my distance from other women in the future. ”
Mr. Fu and Li Tao twitched the corners of their mouths in unison, why does this person owe so much!
Lu Chixiao went to the kitchen not for anything else, but to make longevity noodles for his son - a task given by the child's mother.
The western chef is good at pasta, he is not used to eating this kind of noodles, but he can't stand his son's liking, and he can only learn it patiently when he becomes a father.
And then there's the cake that the little buns never get tired of.
On his birthday last year, the child's mother took the trouble to make him a cream cake, but the little guy was very happy, and said that he wanted to eat such a delicious cake every birthday in the future.
Although Xiao Baozi's birthday is on a cruise ship this year, fortunately, the kitchen of the cruise ship is rich in ingredients, and the ingredients needed for the cream cake are all available. When Li Guangxin and his wife heard about it, they even ordered the western chef to make a three-layer cream cake, and the Chinese chef was responsible for various birthday delicacies such as fried noodles and shou bao.
Xu Suizhu was in the pool, concerned about the kitchen, and was a little worried about the birthday party that Baozi's father quietly arranged for his son, so after teaching the ladies the basic skills of diving, let them practice on their own.
There are professional lifeguards on the cruise ship, and they don't keep an eye on it for a moment, and everyone is not worried. So, after Xu Suizhu practiced with them for a while, she got up and took a shower, and went to the kitchen in a bathrobe.
"Why are you here? Aren't you teaching your mother to dive?" Lu Da Lao was holding a pot in one hand and a shovel in the other, and was frying a black pepper pasta according to the steps taught by the western chef, when he saw Xu Suizhu coming in, he was stunned for a moment, and then threw down the spatula and pushed the child's mother out of the kitchen.
"What's wrong?"
"Who let you run around dressed like this?" Lu Chixiao gritted his teeth.
Xu Suizhu looked down at her chest, the bathrobe was wrapped very tightly, and she didn't go away.
"That's not going to work either. ”
It's too challenging for him! Proper clothes have no immunity to her, let alone a bathrobe that can evoke people's infinite reverie.
"Good, go back to the room and change clothes, I studied well, don't worry. ”
"You really don't need my help?" Xu Suizhu tilted his head and looked at him with a smile.
"No, I don't. ”
"Okay, then I'll go back. Xu Suizhu smiled, walked a few steps out, and looked back at him again, "I'm really leaving?"
"Hmm. Lu Chixiao couldn't help but want to laugh, "I'm not a stinky boy, it's worth being so worried? Don't worry! I must have done the task assigned by my wife properly!"
Xu Suizhu went back to the room to change clothes, and then returned to the pool, and saw that the elders had already gone ashore, probably because his curiosity was satisfied, and he felt that diving was nothing more than that, not as fun as the young people said, it was better to go to the beauty room to do spy.
Lin Yujuan, Jiang Ruoyi, and Xu Youqian were left to play in the water with their children.
Chen Wanyu came ashore after she returned. Unloaded the diving equipment, took a long breath, and said to Xu Suizhu: "I used to see the development of the mother oyster at the bottom of the farm to see the development of the mother oyster, I thought it was very relaxed and enjoyable, but it turned out that it was not, when I was underwater, I always felt that this body was not my ......."
Xu Suizhu laughed and said, "It's good to get used to it." ”
"Sister-in-law, when they learn, won't they really take them to the sea?" Mr. Fu hugged his daughter and rubbed next to Xu Suizhu, and said worriedly, "How dangerous is it in the sea, what if there is a shark?"
"Go to the sea, no, no!" Liang Dashao's face turned pale when he heard this, and he always felt that he and his daughter-in-law had changed genders.
Chen Wanyu and Xu Suizhu glanced at each other, and they couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Where do you want to go?" Xu Suizhu wanted to hold his forehead, "In this kind of environment where we don't go to the village, we don't know the danger, we will go to the sea? ”
"That's right!" Mr. Fu and Liang Dashao breathed a sigh of relief.
"Anyway, what is my brother Xiao doing in the kitchen?
"Today is Xiao Yu's lunar birthday, and when I got up in the morning, I was thinking about how to celebrate him, so Brother Xiao volunteered to cook longevity noodles for his son. Xu Suizhu smiled and explained everyone's confusion.
"That's right!"
Li Tao slapped his thigh violently, startling Fu Zhengyang.
"What did Taozi do, I was so shocked that I almost shook my hand and dropped my daughter. ”
"Giggles!"
Nan Nan thought that her father was teasing her, and grinned so much that she was so happy.
"Little without conscience. Mr. Fu snorted angrily.