Chapter 114: Gu Xiaobai's unscientific scientific research
Gu Xiaobai hung up the phone and was not angry.
Truth be told, he's even a little happy!
Because, a long time ago, he wanted to study his own piano.
But I never had a chance.
Today, the opportunity finally came.
He smiled and put his electric steel in the bag, then took a few steps forward and lowered the bag directly next to the wheel.
Then he put his hands together and said, "Thank you to the selfless donors for donating experimental equipment and contributing to scientific progress." ”
Then he moved a chair, sat down in front of the store, took out a pen and paper, and his mobile phone, and prepared to start recording.
Gu Xiaobai is a man with a memory palace, but to do experiments, he must leave traceable written records.
Gu Xiaobai wrote:
"Casio S-1000 Digital Piano Anomaly Recording and Research (No. 002)"
The reason why the number is 002 is because there is a page before it, densely recording a series of times and phenomena, all of which happened when Gu Xiaobai took Jiang Wei to pick up the express.
However, there is also a note on it: "All records are transcribed from memory, or there are temporal errors, and no audio and video materials have been retained." ”
Gu Xiaobai was very regretful, why didn't he realize it at the time, and recorded the scene?
Sure enough, the awareness of scientific research is not strong, and it must be strengthened!
But this can be remedied.
Gu Xiaobai continued to write:
"Subject: Casio S-1000 digital piano. ”
"Experimental consumables: a BMW model, refer to the photo. ”
Gu Xiaobai clicked and took a few photos with his mobile phone.
"Location of the experiment...... Experimental time......"
"The consumables for this experiment were donated by enthusiastic people, and this experiment has been approved by the donors. ”
Gu Xiaobai turned on the camera of the mobile phone, clamped it on a mobile phone holder, and put it beside him.
"In order to ensure authenticity, the experiment was recorded instantly. ”
Before Gu Xiaobai finished writing, he heard a "pop" sound, and a drop of bird feces fell on the roof of the car.
Gu Xiaobai records:
"At 20:03, a speck of bird droppings of an unknown species falls on the skylight. ”
"Bang" sounded again, but it was a car passing by the roadside, rolling up a stone on the side of the road, and with a "bang" sound, it smashed on the shell of the car, leaving a clear small dent.
Gu Xiaobai records:
"At 20:04, the roadside vehicle rolled stones and smashed the left side of the rear ......"
Because the body was smashed, the BMW's alarm sounded violently, Boss Gao thought that someone was sabotaging, ran over, ran fast, I didn't know what I kicked under my feet, a gray shadow flew out, and then I heard a "pop" sound, and the tail light was broken.
"Oops, my feet, my feet, my feet......" Boss Gao hugged his feet and shouted, "My car, my car, my car, ......"
I don't know which one to feel sorry for.
Gu Xiaobai shook his head and continued to record:
"At 20:05, the owner kicked up a stone and smashed the left taillight ......"
Before Boss Gao could scold his mother, he heard a siren behind him: "Tick Woo Woo ......"
There were also people shouting: "Get out of the way, someone is driving drunk! Danger! Get out of the way!"
As soon as Boss Gao turned around, he saw a car driving crookedly, and a police car was chasing behind him.
And the drunk vehicle that was fleeing in front of him was rushing towards him.
Boss Gao screamed, jumped to the side suddenly, dodged the drunk driving vehicle, and saw the drunk driver owner "bang" and slammed on the butt of his BMW.
The BMW rushed forward more than a meter and slammed into the street lamp on the side of the road before stopping.
"Don't, my car, my car!" Boss Gao screamed and ran towards his car, but he didn't notice that the street lamp shook like noodles, and suddenly folded in half and smashed down on the car.
It's good to die, Boss Gao is within the range of the street lamp, and a tragedy is about to happen.
On the other side, Gu Xiaobai didn't see it right, so he had already rushed over, grabbed Boss Gao with one hand, and picked up the piano bag with the other hand.
In an instant, the bent and fallen street lamp swept the tip of Boss Gao's nose and stuck on the branch.
The branches and leaves fell, and looking at the street lamp in front of him, Boss Gao realized that he had almost died just now, and both legs were trembling.
It took a long time to react.
By the way, who seems to have dragged me just now?
He glanced back, and there was no one around.
Gu Xiaobai had already returned to the door of the store with his piano bag and was recording the results of the experiment in his notebook.
When he finished writing, he looked down at the bag in his hand.
The results of this experiment are too weird......
Moreover, why is this piano so well-behaved in your own hands!
But the problem is, this is not scientific!
No, all the unscience, it's just that it can't be understood yet, and the reason is not found.
Science is meant to explain everything, and if it can't be explained, it means that there are loopholes in science itself, and new branches need to be corrected or created.
Just as quantum mechanics has given mankind a new understanding of the nature of the world and "probability".
Gu Xiaobai felt that this piano ...... It seems that he has also given himself a new understanding of "probability".
But why?
Some unknown space-time theory, quantum theory?
Or is it really just a 1 in 100 million chance in the universe? Is it a coincidence?
Theoretically, such coincidences still exist...... But it's too extreme.
Gu Xiaobai especially wanted to know how far it could be coincidental.
For scientific research, credible results are based on calculations, observations, and experiments, but now it seems that observations are no longer possible.
The record ended at 20:08. ”
Gu Xiaobai put the piano at his feet and wrote the last line wistfully.
In just five minutes, this valuable BMW is almost scrapped, but Gu Xiaobai has not collected enough data.
Gu Xiaobai sighed, why is it so difficult to do scientific research!
Gu Xiaobai decided that the next time he tested, he would better find a place where there was no one.
Test subject, also looking for a sturdier guy.
Hmm, do you want to take Jiang Wei out for another wave?
Hundreds of kilometers away, Jiang Wei, who was sitting at the door of the boys' dormitory building, suddenly shivered.
What's going on? Could it be that there are people who want to harm me!
More than an hour later, at about nine o'clock in the evening, Shu Xiaxiang's high boss went back to the store in a wilt.
The car was basically scrapped, had been towed away and was in need of overhaul.
Although it is the person who is drunk driving who is responsible, but it is his own car, and it has been scrapped for less than three months after I bought it!
It's annoying to think about.
And the store is not worry-free.
The event, which was finally done, was robbed of more than half of the audience by Gu Xiaobai not long after it started.
Then, the audience finally came back, but the car crashed, and everyone gathered around to watch the police deal with drunk driving.
Today's event is in vain!
What made Boss Gao most angry was that when he came back just now, Gu Xiaobai actually bowed to him and thanked him for his contribution to scientific research.
Thank you for your fart, thank you!
Don't think I don't know you're sarcastic about me!
If you're handsome, you're great, you can insult my personality, you can bully people?
Phew!
He grabbed the person in charge of the celebration company who was directing people to clean up the stage, and said viciously: "Your propaganda effect is too bad today, this is your ability?"
The person in charge of the celebration company also had a gloomy face.
was pulled away by a song that took away more than half of the audience, which was also a slap in the face.
But what can he do? Singing, it really depends on strength!
"Make me a big one tomorrow!" Boss Gao waved his hands angrily: "Invite all those powerful running singers for me, please ten ...... I don't believe it, five can't beat one!"
The more he spoke, the more angry he became: "He actually thanked me just now, he was so angry with me!"
You're from the Department of Angry People at Higashihara University, right?