Chapter Ninety-Six: The Sharon Gui Ghost Incident
Desert, sunny, noon......
The sun was warm, and there was not a trace of wind in the desert...... Shalin had almost forgotten about the previous night and got up to feed the chickens......
When I went downstairs and went out, I found that Sharon Gui and his gang were still there, and the night in the desert was extremely cold, and they were so cold that their noses were hanging, and their faces showed a strange flush......
"Who are you, and why are you here?"
Shalin was stunned for a second, and then remembered!
"Oh, it turned out to be Long Gui! you haven't left yet, what about I take care of breakfast for you?"
"Linzi, it's not like we're leaving, aren't you letting us go?"
Shalin snorted, "Oh, I'm so murderous in my dream! I'm not going to kill any of you, are you? You're all alive! Did I do anything to you in my dream last night?"
"Linzi, you broke the bones of my whole body...... I'm dying!
At this time, Salon Gui had been lifted in the back seat of the car, and the car was running on the air conditioner for heating, and ran out of gas in the middle of the night......
"Really, then you can make a phone call and call the police! I may be suspected of intentional injury, and I am willing to turn myself in!"
"Don't dare! We don't dare! Brother Lin Zi!" everyone almost said in unison!
They really don't dare, they are not afraid of being turned around and grabbed away, they are afraid that they will encounter sarin again and be caught and broken inch by inch!
Shalin glared!
"If you are told to call the police, you will call the police!"
Out of desperation, those people had no choice but to call the police......
Then Salin didn't care about them, and drove straight to the nephew, loaded the corn, and ran around to scatter the corn, and the big flock of chickens followed and ate happily......
He asked about the versatile robots, and sure enough, it was this group of guys who made trouble, and they didn't really think too much, they just wanted this group of people to freeze in the desert for a night and have a long memory!
"You all become human now! In the future, you will work here in the light of the real great! Identity information, I asked Wukong to find a way......
"Master, we have the identity information! The household registration is available, if you want an ID card, we go to the police station where we are located, make up a household registration book, and we will soon be able to apply for an ID card!"
"That's it!"
As soon as Sha Lin's words fell, the chickens and eagles in front of him suddenly began to grow up, and slowly became human appearances, and gradually became real people, wearing some old labor protection camouflage uniforms, liberation shoes, and black faces, completely dressed as migrant workers!
But they are all strong young men, with bulging chest muscles, and they are also tall and straight, and they all look like strong laborers!
"The host ......"
"You can't call me master now, I'm the boss here, just call me Mr. Sha!"
"Mr. Sha, Wang Zhongyi reports to you!"
"Zhang Wei reports to you!"
"Li Wei reports to you!"
"Wang Wei reports to you!"
"Liu Wei ......"
......
"You're naming too fake, aren't you? Or do you want to create a funny meme with me?"
"Mr. Sha, that's the case, after analysis, the names of the Han people are the most common and ......"
"Okay!"
Ten people, four names with great greatness! Does this indicate that Lao Tzu will be a big man in the future?
Then they got to work, grabbing bags of corn and spilling them everywhere, almost like they were grabbing generations of cotton......
There are also people who plug in the water pipe, pump water from the cellar, and when they reach out, they change into a small water pump......
"This kind of magical skill, if someone comes, don't let people see the flaws, otherwise it will scare people to death......"
"Don't worry, even if someone sees it, they will forget it immediately!"
"I'll go, you can't just do whatever you want by relying on the black technology......!
"Yes! We will never hurt any human beings, including human feelings and self-esteem!"
......
After finishing the work, an hour and a half later, the police came!
Now that the police are here, Sharon Gui thinks that at least they should first lock up Shalin for the crime of excessive defense and intentional serious injury, so that they can try to fly away, and it is a big deal to hide and not see Shalin for the rest of their lives......
So, they told the truth, saying that they were just coming to talk to Shalin about the sand contract, although they had knives and sticks, and they didn't intend to hurt Shalin......
But Shalin practiced twice, and he shattered all the bones of Sharongui's body!
They swore by it, they recorded it!
The police called Sarin and asked them to take out their phones, and everyone rummaged through their phones and found no video evidence......
"The bones are broken, and they won't grow well in one night! I don't believe you can see ......."
The police then pulled Sharon Gui's arm, Sharon Gui was surprised to find that the arm was sentient and not painful, tried to curl up, and found that the arm was good!
Then, he stood up, his whole body was in no pain, everything was fine!
"Uncle policeman, they came to rob and scolded downstairs for half the night, and then they didn't know what happened, they were silent...... I thought they were gone, but they were all there, and I called the police!"
Salyn pretended to be innocent!
"He really broke my bones inch by inch!
Sharongui thinks everything is incredible!,
And everyone nodded like garlic, indicating that they really saw Shalin break Sharon Gui's arm inch by inch, and his voice was crisp, and his heart trembled when he heard it, and he would never forget this voice in his life!
The police won't believe their nonsense, they pay attention to evidence in handling cases, and now the living salon is in front of you, where is there any bone that is broken inch by inch!
"You are sleepwalking collectively! You are holding controlled knives and coming to the door late at night, either robbing or extortion! We will arrest you according to the law......
So the group was handcuffed, grabbed into the police car, and the car they drove, the police also contacted the tow truck, said that they would tow it away after a while, and expressed their apologies to Shalin......
"It turns out that there are really ghosts in that desert!
Salyn is the ghost......"
Salon Gui was pulled into the police car, and only then did he feel a little more secure, his whole body trembled like chaff, and he kept repeating this sentence in his mouth!
He always felt that the bones in his whole body were broken, so he unconsciously stomped his feet, shook his arms, and tried to see if the bones were broken......
At noon, Feng Nanshan's business car drove over, pulling the bedding, toiletries, change of clothes, etc., and Sha Lin arranged him on the third floor of the watchtower, where his sister and Sha Zaohua lived, where the two girls were cleaned up and had a good view......
"Brother, the sun here shines on the desert sands, warm, endless, and it feels good!"
"Today may be the desert welcomes you! You haven't changed your face, and you will know the desert's violent temper in a few days!"
......
Shalin cooked some noodles at random, nested eggs, took a bite of lunch, made tea, and the two sat down and started chatting!
"The noodles, eggs and tea here are really fragrant, and after eating and drinking, I feel refreshed and the whole person is very comfortable!"