The first volume of Odd Jobs Against the Sky drank too much
"Hmph!" A cold snort came from beside him, and Liu Yishuang said faintly: "Are you going to plant crops all over the five continents?"
"Nibble!" He Peng embarrassedly pushed away Garcy.
Ma Wangdui was left, He Peng, Jia Xi, Liu Yishuang and Colonel Maize, but Maize had already fallen under the sofa in the process of taking the initiative to toast and drink.
Everyone drank high last night, and the god Gaios was no exception, after drinking, Gaios and Big Gray became good friends, Gaios with thousands of years of experience in living with humans, and knew the language of various creatures on the earth well, and he talked with Big Gray quite speculatively, especially when he listened to Big Ash bragging about the story about the dragon fish, Gaios was super interested, a god and a wolf, holding a wine bottle to find a quiet place to brag.
At this time, He Peng was using the automatic memory function of the inheritance artifact to replay what he experienced last night!
Ma Wangdui kept nagging, about how his sister's wedding should be handled, and discussing with He Peng whether the marriage of the divine envoy and the divine envoy should also find a time to meet with the other party's father, he reasoned and said that even if He Peng is a divine envoy, he should respect the father of another divine envoy, Garcy, after all, marriage cannot be a child's play
He Peng drank the third cup of strong bitter coffee, and his brain recovered from the state of iron after drinking.
"Ugh"
"Don't give it, I have a lot of new ones, you can choose, this pair is a gift from the Golden Armor God Messenger, I want to keep it as a souvenir and I won't return it to you!"
He Peng looked at him disgustingly: "Take it!"
He Peng and Ma Wangdui were frightened, and the two of them quickly ran back to Ma Wangdui's study, and Ma Wangdui took He Peng's socks out of his mouth and sniffed them, and put them in his pockets.
Ding Ling was stunned, and a chaotic sound came from the room
"Woo, it hurts, how can you fight here, I'll fight with you!"
It was Liu Yishuang who lowered his voice and roared: "Shut up, dead girl, I didn't do anything, if you dare to say half a word, be careful!"
Then I heard two crunch sounds!
"Hey, sister, why are you with me! You won't be sick, will you! I don't like women!"
Garcy exclaimed loudly!
But it was late, and screams came from the room!
He Peng stuffed the two socks he was holding directly into his stinky mouth.
"Hey, brother, had a great night last night! I heard you shouting until dawn!"
He unscrewed the door and went out, seeing a dark face full of a wicked smile.
This room has sky-blue curtains, the walls are full of graffiti-observant paintings, and the furnishings and objects are all little girls', He Peng secretly blamed himself, how could he run to Garcy's room, damn it!
Finally got the clothes in his hand, and He Peng felt to the door while wearing them!
He Peng wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and countless divine beasts and mud horses in his heart galloped over
Garcy murmured again: "Your story is not finished yet, did the snail girl join him later?"
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He Pengdeng's heart stopped!
Garcy felt it, she clicked her mouth, and muttered half-asleep: "Brother He Peng, don't make trouble!"
The T-shirt was crumpled by the two women, like a tattered rag, He Peng squinted and didn't dare to look at the scenery, and hooked the T-shirt with his fingers and dragged it out!
So He Peng nodded on his toes and touched the end of the bed.
He was very entangled and hesitant! Finally, he took out the phantom demon core from his pocket, and said in his heart, no matter what the truth of this matter is, it must not be known, it is better to destroy all the evidence present, and then escape, if the situation is critical, use the phantom demon core, so that the two women can see the illusion of calm!
He Peng wanted to run away like this, but if he ran away like this, when the two of them woke up, would they think of anything when they saw He Peng's clothes
I finally put on my pants, but I found that the T-shirt was pressed under the legs of two women!
He Peng had never been so scared, he didn't know what happened last night, but judging from the situation at the scene, it didn't seem to be good, he was wearing pants in a panic, and almost stretched his two legs into one trouser leg several times.
He Peng froze in fright, Liu Yishuang blinked and stared at He Peng, and then as if he was still dreaming, he murmured: "Why do you always dream of this Mengen again!"
Coincidentally, Liu Yishuang opened his eyes at this time!
He Peng had to tiptoe back to the bed to find his pants, and when he saw that the pants were on the head of the bed, He Peng threw away the quilt and put on his pants in a panic!
He Peng ran to the door with the quilt in his arms! But many workers outside were cleaning the courtyard, and if they went out wrapped in quilts, they would die of laughter!
Garcy also knew that he had lost his temper, he glanced at He Peng with resentment, walked to Mawangdui and sat down, and said: "I don't know anything about economics, fortunately there are antelopes, he is negotiating with many Chinese business groups, many people are willing to invest, we have coordinated them to liaise with the government, the first investment will be the highway system connecting major cities and tribes, as well as the construction project of two seaports, after the foundation road is built, many factories will come here to build factories at the beginning of next year!"
it! I know you can't drink!
He Peng vaguely saw something that shouldn't be seen from the process of the towel being snatched around, and he was immediately frightened!
A small towel quilt on the long legs is being scrambled by two sleeping women in a daze!
I saw two pairs of long legs, one black and one white, on the snow-white sheets!
He Peng was so frightened that he turned his head in a hurry!
Sunlight is the enemy of hangovers. He wrapped the quilt around his body and walked to the window, trying to block out the harsh sunlight with a curtain, when suddenly there was a slight gasp behind him!
He Peng's early morning started at noon, and when the dazzling sunlight jumped on his eyelids, he woke up from a headache, and the fierceness of the second pot head made him have a splitting headache.
After a short embarrassment of the night, everyone was soon led into an African-style carnival by Ma Wangdui in a bold way of drinking, and the wine, music and dance told the story of unconscious
It was because of He Peng's lazy heart at this time that all the soldiers who believed in the Golden Armor God Sect in Africa in the future actually learned how to use one knee and right hand to hit the chest when they saw He Peng, so that He Peng couldn't change it no matter how much he wanted to!
But this matter is too complicated to explain, and He Peng didn't bother to explain it to them, so he directly pushed the corn onto the sofa and said, "Look less at those useless things in the future!"
He Peng broke out in a cold sweat!
Maize replied: "Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Legend of the Heroes of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, and Mu Guiying"
"What did you show him?"
He Peng was stunned!
At this time, Ma Wangdui laughed loudly, and he said: "Brother, you see that I can teach well, I gave him a few of my favorite Chinese war movies, otherwise how can he learn well!"
He Peng was made to cry and laugh!
Maize said aggrievedly: "But Mr. He Peng, shouldn't the Chinese soldiers meet his leader like this, I am loyal to you, and naturally I must abide by the etiquette of the Chinese soldiers!"
He Peng kicked him in the leg and scolded with a smile: "If you are mischievous again, be careful that Lao Tzu beats you!"
Maize stood up according to his words, straightened up and shouted, "Subordinates obey orders!"
He Peng embarrassedly hugged the corn: "Hurry up, hurry up, what are you kid fooling about"
But neither Garcy nor Ma Wangdui smiled, their expressions were very serious, and their expressions seemed to be normal.
Several people who came with He Peng, including Da Ash, laughed hey.
"Meet the general!" said Colonel Corn nondescriptly.
At this time, Colonel Corn walked in, he was more like an iron-blooded soldier, with a chilling momentum and eyes as sharp as an eagle, but when he saw He Peng, he immediately took a few steps, and when He Peng approached, he actually knelt down on one knee suddenly, hit his chest with his right hand, and made a military salute similar to that of an ancient Chinese general!
He Peng was slightly disappointed, he had to run non-stop in Africa and all over the world in three months, on the one hand, to develop the belief in the Golden Armor God, and on the other hand, to put all the Al people out and let them be reborn in the animals they liked.
Garcy glanced at his brother, and was very dissatisfied with him preemptively reporting these good things to He Peng, she said: "Someone will be sent soon, and when we expropriate the land they need, their engineering team will come to build the school and build the factory, and then the person in charge will be sent to preside over the opening of the school and the start of the factory!"
He Peng couldn't help but be happy when he heard this, the pickle factory and the wood carving factory were his old base, and he hadn't seen Lao Liao for a long time, and He Peng often missed them, and asked: "Can they send someone?"
Also, the world's most famous wood carving factory, not only plans to build a super wood carving processing base in our country, but also plans to invest in five wood carving technology schools in advance to train professional wood carving technicians, and the trained talents will work in the future processing base, they are expected to sell products to the whole of Africa, and even the products sold to the European market will be provided by us in the future!"
The largest food enterprise in China, Binhai Pickles Co., Ltd. plans to invest 100 billion yuan in our country to build a large-scale condiment production base, and is expected to cover the whole of Africa within two years!
At this time, Ma Wangdui added: "He Peng, this is all a blessing for you, those companies know that you are presiding over this matter, and your investment plan of four trillion yuan is there, and those companies in China that are difficult to recruit workers are crazy with excitement, and they are rushing to participate in your project one by one."
He Peng couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, this speed was too fast, far beyond his expectations.
Garcy also knew that he had lost his temper, he glanced at He Peng with resentment, walked to Mawangdui and sat down, and said: "I don't know anything about economics, fortunately there are antelopes, he is negotiating with many Chinese business groups, many people are willing to invest, we have coordinated them to liaise with the government, the first investment will be the highway system connecting major cities and tribes, as well as the construction project of two seaports, after the foundation road is built, many factories will come here to build factories at the beginning of next year!"
"Ah, this, Garcy, I asked you to go to Huaxia to investigate, how is this doing?"
After a burst of African dancing, Ma Wangdui proposes to play a game, and the name of the game is Truth or Dare!
He Peng really wanted to smash that pig's head in Mawangdui, it was this damn game that caused the chaos this morning!