"My brother-in-law came to my house to play, he was in high spirits, and he wanted to jump off the building, saying that he had expected Peking University, but it was only enough for Nanjing University, and I comforted him: 'Jump, jump, jump to solve all worries, and if you jump down, there will be nothing to do. He didn't jump, this kid went back on his word and didn't talk about his credit. ”

"I think back then, I was also a person who walked across the single-plank bridge, not only in the college entrance examination, but also in the competition. Let's talk about it, what exams did you take?"

A little celebrity on Weibo, who is not a big red or not very popular, posted two messages on Weibo.

There was a lot of talk at the bottom.

"It was almost a moment back then, I passed by Beiqing. ”

"NTU is not bad, I have an NTU-alumnus who won a national award this year, and is destined to leave a name in the 21st century of mankind. As it turns out, NTU is not bad. ”

"What's wrong with people now, they jump off buildings at every turn, and don't talk about a little tradition, we all jumped into the river back then!"

"I've also taken the competition, and once somehow there was one less test paper. Fortunately, it was a competition, just a few questions, so I took a piece of paper and copied it by hand. ”

"I competed in the same competition, and when I returned to school, the teacher and the old class asked me how I was doing, can I enter the semi-finals? I said, can I ...... I feel like I did pretty well in the exam. Later, when the results came out, all three of us in my class were wiped out. The three of us were embarrassed and invited the old class to drink, but he ordered a plate of pork head. This incident was listed by the three of us as one of the things that we will never forget in our lives. ”

The previous speeches were normal and did not provoke any sparks.

As usual, this blogger's Weibo can usually gather about 100 comments.

Until a comment broke in:

"It's been a long time since the college entrance examination, the car exam, the graduate exam, and the civil service exam, and when I reached middle age, I actually took the exam again recently, and the location is in the township government of our township!"

Under this article, some people commented, and soon one after another:

"Congratulations to the layer master, have you been promoted from the township chief to the senior official of the township party?"

"Come, Erguotou,! Which township are you in, layer master? I will go to your place to do things in the future, and give me some convenience!"

"Aren't they all recommended by the masses, colleagues, and above, as well as exams?"

"Layer master, come out and let it go, let me reveal, what kind of exam are you?"

Half a day later, the layer master came out at ten or twenty calls, and he still appeared on his mobile phone: "Dandelion, have you heard of it?"

Dandelion, the most ordinary three words, the most ordinary plant.

But this summer, the "dandelion" was like a meteorite flying from the sky, passing through the long space, through the atmosphere, appearing above the earth, and then smashing to the ground.

One.

Two pieces.

Three

10 100 1000 1000 1000 1......000

"Have you ever heard of dandelions?"

"Dandelion's cold medicine, have you ever taken it?"

"Are you a teacher? The teaching certificate has been appreciated again, see Dandelion for details. ”

"You're also happy to be able to breathe fresh exhaust fumes every day...... Why don't you try dandelion powder, it's cheap, it's cheap, it's only nine nine eight in a box!"

"Severe cold, fever, 48 degrees, still able to go to work normally. Don't marvel at my magic, you can too!"

"Today my dad has an exam, and someone actually sent the test paper to his home for him to take the exam!"

"Have you all passed?" "It's over!" "It's over!" "It's a bit embarrassing, it's a bit of a computer. "10,000 yuan in the account, Meizizi. "Although there is no interest, it is a pity that I still have to pay it back. "Ten thousand is also to be divided into ten months. "That's pretty good!" "Don't stop any of you, I'll sing a hymn to the dandelion!" "People are stupid, there is a lot of money, come quickly!"

About Dandelion, About Cold Medicine, About Assessment, About Dandelion Fund......

A spark can start a prairie fire.

There are no great big V ads, and there are no hot spots such as celebrities, at the beginning, things about dandelions were just sporadic and just dotted.

But soon, countless stars began to pop up.

It's all tap water.

It's all personal arson.

However, this is how the waters began to converge, and the fires began to rage, until the sky was all over the earth, and it was all those three words—

Dandelion!

Weibo hot search, hot search fifty, hot search thirty, hot search top ten, hot search top five, top three, second first!

When "Dandelion" occupied the first place in the hot search on Weibo for a week, Weibo officially opened a dandelion area, and all the topics and discussions turned here, and its popularity also exploded all of a sudden.

The number of daily active users quickly rose from 100,000 to 1 million, and then to 10 million at an even faster rate!

It's not the popularity of some live broadcast sites, but the actual number of participants, tens of millions of people! This can no longer be described as terrifying, it can only be said that it is terrifying!

Weibo officials tremblingly increased bandwidth, added routes, added servers, added manpower, added a large number of editors and monitoring personnel, and took the initiative to contact the state's control units, while ecstatic for this achievement, all sweating, for fear that something would go wrong if they were not careful.

Tens of millions of people!

If there is any mess, it will be a mess of tens of millions of people!

And that's just the beginning. Soon, the gathering of this magnitude formed a black hole, which began to devour everything around it with impunity.

10 million people.

20 million, 30 million, 40 million......

Not only domestic, but also many people from abroad have come in, so much so that on Weibo, English, Japanese, French...... All sorts of languages have popped up, not to mention traditional characters.

Dandelion.

Four powders of dandelion.

Dandelion Project, Dandelion Assessment System, Dandelion Fund, Dandelion Chinese Medicine Society.

All aspects and bits and pieces about dandelions are presented to the public without any concealment, tens of millions of publics!

Focus!

This may also be the largest focus in human history so far.

The big ship of Weibo was taken to the sky in an instant, and then, tens of thousands, millions, millions, billions of small flower umbrellas of dandelions were raised one after another, forming a sky full of snow.

"Can a cold really be cured in just an hour or two?"

Biologists, medical scientists, come out and speak.

"Is there really no problem with dandelion powder? Does it contain some kind of hormone?"

Biologists, medical scientists, pharmacologists, laboratory technicians, come out and speak.

"Can a teacher be superior?"

"Is teaching a special profession?"

"Should teachers enjoy the respect of society as a whole, and should teachers enjoy better social treatment?"

The teacher came out to speak.

Civil servants came out to speak.

Anthropologist, sociologist, psychologist...... Come out and speak.

"Dandelion assessment, how many levels have you passed?"

Earthlings, cats, vanals, aliens......

Come out and speak.

Weibo, Twitter, Moments, Internet.

TV, radio.

Newspapers, magazines.

Seminars and seminars at all levels and in all categories.

Half a month of fermentation, almost the entire earth, no one knows dandelions, no one knows dandelions.

The most direct reason is its miraculous efficacy.

When this kind of magic exceeds a certain limit, it exceeds people's conventional cognition. Its influence has exceeded a certain boundary, surpassed conventional cognition, and moved towards exaggeration and magic.

Under this main factor, other aspects related to dandelions are also increasingly involved in too much attention.

A lot of attention itself carries a great adsorption effect.

It's a snowball.

Rolling and rolling, faster and faster, bigger and bigger.

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