The room in the five-star hotel was very luxurious, Bai Ling was very excited when he lay on the bed, and fell asleep in less than ten minutes.

"It's falling asleep, too fast. ”

Zheng Yu sat on the balcony and smoked a cigarette, looking outside, it was raining in the sky, and then Zheng Yu remembered Ao Bing and a few people, they hadn't been drinking for a few days, and today's Tianting Market should be open.

Just as he was about to leave, Zheng Yu saw Bai Ling roll to the ground.

"I've slept in coffins for thousands of years, and I'm not honest when I sleep. ”

Zheng Yu hugged him to the bed, but Bai Ling put his arms around Zheng Yu's neck, and his legs directly clamped Zheng Yu's body, so he came to lock Zheng Yu directly with the roots of the old tree, and the two fell on the bed, while Bai Ling fell asleep quietly.

it, Zheng Yu shouted helplessly in his heart, but everything is useless, no matter how he tries it, he will never be able to get Bai Ling off his body, Zheng Yu can only wait for Bai Ling to turn over by himself, it is really strange to say, Bai Ling just slept like this for a night, stunned and did not move, Zheng Yu was still praying in the first half of the night, and fell asleep directly in the second half of the night, he was really helpless.

"Ahh

Bai Ling screamed, and then slapped Zheng Yu and flew out.

"You shameless servant, you dare to do such a shameless thing to your master and me, if it weren't for the fact that you are my servant, I would definitely send you to see Xiao Chu today. ”

Xiao Chu, who is it?

Wrong!

"Hey, do you figure it out, it's obvious that you locked me up yesterday, and I didn't even go to the toilet yesterday, you see I still have evidence here." ”

Zheng Yu took out his mobile phone to record the video, and recorded the fact that Zheng Yu wanted to push Bai Ling away but couldn't push it away.

Seeing this scene, Bai Ling's face moved slightly, and she seemed to be a little embarrassed, but she behaved very calmly.

"What, I'm the queen, I can do whatever I want, I treat you like this because you are my servant, you should feel happy, not disgusted, you have to think that this is your blessing, right, what do you mean by this expression, are you not convinced?"

Grass, I'm really convinced, there is such a narcissistic guy in this world, I'm really convinced, Zheng Yu now feels that she must not be the demon king, if she is the demon king, Zheng Yu will eat this bed.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have disliked the Queen, please forgive me for my ignorance and presumptuousness. ”

In the face of absolute strength, Zheng Yu also had to surrender.

"Hmph, that's right, that's the king's faithful servant, servant, where are we going to play today?"

Zheng Yu was supposed to go back to the capital yesterday, but for the sake of this guy, he didn't go to catch a plane, he still took advantage of the time to go to the toilet and told Professor Chen that he would not go back with them, and that he would drive back by himself.

I didn't expect this girl to have fun, just kidding.

But there was really no way, Zheng Yu could only take Bai Ling to the nearest amusement park, which is a child's paradise, a teenager's paradise, and a place for teenagers to chat, the Ferris wheel, slowly rotating in the distance, the pirate ship came from all kinds of people shouting, shouting and screaming, roller coasters flew overhead, all of this, so that Bai Ling couldn't extricate himself.

After making the pirate ship, she did it again, and after three times in a row, Rao is Zheng Yu was a little uncomfortable.

"I'm going to do that!"

Bai Ling pointed to the roller coaster in the distance and shouted happily on tiptoe.

"Okay, okay, let's go, let's go. ”

Zheng Yu dragged his heavy body and followed Bai Ling on the roller coaster, a crazy roller coaster, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, sometimes urgent and sometimes slow, which made Zheng Yu a little unbearable.

"I still want it, I still want it!"

"No, no, no, the queen disturbed my life, and if I went again, I would burp!"

Zheng Yu really couldn't stand it, if he hadn't endured it just now, I'm afraid he would have to pee on the ground.

"Really, you're such a piece of waste, okay, it's decided, just use that. ”

Bai Ling looked at Zheng Yu with ill will.

Zheng Yu suddenly felt a little dangerous: "You want to do it..."

Without waiting for Zheng Yu to finish speaking, Bai Ling pointed at Zheng Yu's forehead, and then Zheng Yu lost consciousness, and followed Bai Ling on the roller coaster like a walking corpse, three times in a row, and the white-collar worker was finally satisfied, but Zheng Yu still looked like a walking dead at the moment and followed Bai Ling to other crazy projects.

The front desk of the hotel saw Zheng Yu's appearance, and secretly laughed, I don't know if I think about it anymore, this person is also a guy who has no control, and he is playing so well.

Back at the hotel, Zheng Yu was lying on the bed, his whole body muscles were constantly convulsing like spasms, and the internal organs in his body were also like displaced.

fell asleep at night, no matter where Zheng Yu slept, Bai Ling locked Zheng Yu as if he had location tracking, and gave him an old tree root.

In the dream, Zheng Yu endured countless tortures, played all kinds of amusement facilities, and the sound of screams also spread throughout the hotel, making the hotel almost call the police.

In the early morning of the next day, Bai Ling still flew Zheng Yu out as usual, Zheng Yu seemed to be used to it, and now Zheng Yu is finally much better, and his body is not so uncomfortable, sure enough, this practice is different.

"Where are you going today?"

Hearing Bai Ling's question, Zheng Yu's whole body suddenly trembled, playing with your sister.

Zheng Yu learned to be smart today, and immediately decided: "Dear Queen, we are tired of playing in this city, it's time to go to another city, and there is something more interesting waiting for you in the next city." ”

"Great, I like the new stuff the most, let's go. ”

This is a trip that is just going to go, without dragging the mud and water, the two drove straight to the highway, and after a day's drive, Bai Ling was bored and anxious.

"Haven't you made it to the next city yet?"

"Not yet, don't worry, it'll be there soon. ”

Zheng Yu won't be so stupid to take her to the next city to find abuse, just drive all the way back, but there is always an end to the highway, and when you get to the exit, you can only go down.

"Ah, it's finally time for the next city, let's go eat first, I'm going to eat roast suckling pig." ”

It's really a beep dog, this guy can't be a carnivorous animal, how can he be so fond of roast suckling pig, after eating roast suckling pig for several days, Zheng Yu is going crazy.

"Your Majesty, there are actually a lot of delicious ones, and you don't have to eat roast suckling pig. ”

Zheng Yu's words seemed to deeply sting Bai Ling's heart, Bai Ling lowered his head and muttered to himself: "But the Lun family wants to eat, when I was a child, my mother liked to make roast suckling pig for me the most, and I miss my mother's taste." ”

Damn!

It turns out that no matter how powerful a woman is, she has a soft-hearted moment, and this guy also has her affectionate side.

"Okay, then let's go eat roast suckling pig. ”

Entering the restaurant, Zheng Yu called three roast suckling pigs to come up, watching Bai Ling eat happily, Zheng Yu also shook his head helplessly, and the spectators on the side were all surprised, after seeing a little girl eating a whole roast suckling pig alone, they all took pictures and posted them on the Internet, and soon Bai Ling became a little Internet celebrity, the terminator of suckling pigs.

When Zheng Yu took Bai Ling to the restaurant in the next city, the restaurant owner immediately recognized Bai Ling.

"Hello, you are the little girl who is called the suckling pig terminator, I heard that you can eat five suckling pigs in one meal, I have six here, if you can eat them all, I will give you a face sheet, what do you think? But the premise is that you have to let me do a live broadcast, I can promote my suckling pig." ”

"You're such a nice guy. ”

Bai Ling smiled happily and immediately started eating.

As a result, the boss next to him started the live broadcast with our consent, and Zheng Yu sat on the side, lit a cigarette and smoked it.

Soon, the number of viewers in the boss's live broadcast room is increasing rapidly, and from time to time someone comes to ask for Bai Ling's contact information, I don't know if someone has revealed something, and some people actually call Zheng Yu.

"Hello, are you the assistant of the Suckling Pig Terminator?"

"What's that?"

"Hello, we are from the Yundian Suckling Pig Association, and we want to invite the white girl to join the association. ”

"Not interested. ”

"Hello, we want to invite the white girl to come to us to eat suckling pig!"

"Hello, we Gada would like to invite the White Maiden to our place to eat pork stewed vermicelli. ”

......

Zheng Yu had no choice but to throw away the calling card directly, and now the world was finally clean.

The Internet is really a good thing, and it wants to hear from anyone in minutes, but it also creates good conditions for some unscrupulous people.

Zheng Yu and Bai Ling drove past a park, and suddenly more than a dozen bandits rushed out and stopped the two.

"Suckling Pig Terminator, get off!"

Bai Ling frowned, and was about to make a move, but Zheng Yu hurriedly stopped her.

"Guys, do you want money or what?"

"Hello, we want the signature of the Suckling Pig Terminator. ”

Grass!

What a beep dog.