Chapter 7 Selling Drugs
Early the next morning, Fang Chen relieved Zhang Lingxi's sleeping hole, and then went out with the homemade powder divided into ten parts.
Before going out, he also made some disguises, wearing a cap and a mask, dressed as a suspicious person.
There is no way, this powder is a 'cure-all' in the true sense. Once it is publicized, it is inevitable that some people will have bad intentions, and he doesn't want to be famous and ask for trouble, so he goes out with the mentality of 'one vote will be over'.
At first, Fang Chen found a stall at the subway entrance with more people, but after setting up for a long time, he got nothing except being scolded as a liar and getting hundreds of white eyes.
At noon, I don't know if someone reported him, and it also attracted the dispersal of law enforcement officers, if he didn't run fast, I am afraid he would have been arrested for 'ideological education'.
Although he was despised in the morning, at least from time to time there were curious onlookers.
His price was only 5,000 yuan a bottle.
In his opinion, this price is a free gift!
Unfortunately, the afternoon was even worse, Fang Chen's 'stall' moved to the park, and the target was those old men and old ladies.
However, no one paid any attention to him.
Later, even if he took the initiative to talk to sell his powder, he was scolded.
Fang Chen was a little discouraged, and he didn't know how many times he sighed at the 'eyes but no beads' of these people.
Thinking about how many immortal cultivators begged him with heavy courtesy, he didn't care about it!
In fact, there is a hidden aura in his medicinal powder, and as long as you know a little about the goods, you can see the mystery at a glance.
It's a pity......
For three days in a row, Fang Chen almost ran all over the port city, and he didn't sell a copy.
He was finally discouraged to find that he was really not a businessman.
In the past three days, Fang Chen has walked around the port city, shouting all the way, hoping to meet a 'discerning and discerning' Bole.
The more than 100 yuan in his pocket is still 'filial' to the little girl Zhang Lingxi!
As the only medical immortal in the Three Realms, the food money has to be supported by a high school student's little girl, which is a shame.
On the fourth day, Fang Chen decided to put it on the last day, because Zhang Zhimin had already persuaded the dean that he could go to work in the hospital tomorrow.
In the morning, there was no gain.
In the afternoon of that day, Fang Chen carried the signboard of 'curing all diseases' and came to the central shopping mall in the center of Hong Kong City.
Of course, the security guard of the central shopping mall would not let such a 'charlatan' go in to cheat, so Fang Chen had to move a stool at the intersection outside the mall and sit and wait for business to come to the door.
This is another two hours.
Seeing that it was almost evening, just when he was about to call it a day and go home in great disappointment, he unexpectedly saw his 'stupid apprentice' Zhang Lingxi and her two female classmates walking out of the central shopping mall, talking and laughing!
He saw her, and she saw him!
At this moment, the two looked at each other!
Even through the mask, she recognized him!
Fang Chen secretly screamed badly, seeing the ill intentions in her eyes.
When Zhang Lingxi saw that this unsightly guy was actually the 'stinky teacher Ah Chen' who was happy to bully her, his heart suddenly burst into joy!
Thinking of the past few days, this 'stinky begging person' scolded her for being a 'fool' no less than a hundred times, and brazenly 'blackmailed' her pocket money of more than 100 yuan, so that she was reluctant to buy a bag of potato chips in front of her classmates, and was ridiculed by her good sisters, Zhang Lingxi's resentment suddenly surged out.
A brain full of bad ideas is popping up.
"Okay, you stinky begging for food, this time Miss Ben caught you!"
'It's called feng shui taking turns!'
'Look how I expose you for selling fake medicine!'
In her eyes, Teacher Ah Chen, although he can do miraculous acupoint techniques, but to say that he can 'cure all diseases', that is to kill her and not believe it - people who can 'cure all diseases', as for setting up a stall here?
Fang Chen saw that the corners of her mouth raised a demonic smile, and suddenly felt bad, pretending not to know her, and hurriedly lifted the stool and signboard, intending to leave.
The result is obvious, how can the little girl let him get his wish?
"Hey, the one in front of you who 'cures all diseases'!
Fang Chen pretended not to hear, and Zhang Lingxi stepped forward and grabbed his arm.
"I'll let you stop, what are you running?
"This classmate, is there something wrong?"
Fang Chen asked stubbornly, and at the same time turned around helplessly, but his eyes looked at the two girls who were with Zhang Lingxi.
A slightly chubby girl with a round face, originally this kind of round-faced girl should be more likable because it is very cute. But her limbs are slender, but her small belly is obviously prominent.
It's very incongruous, and just looking at the face is cute and charming. But if you look at the figure, it's not so wonderful.
Similar to obesity, all the meat is on the belly.
But strictly speaking, this is a physique, not a disease, and the hospital is helpless, she is still the type of fat when she eats and grows meat when she gets fat. The full-length belly can't be thin. It was very painful for her.
Another girl with a single eyelid ponytail, dressed in a famous brand, looks like a child of a rich family with a beautiful face. But it was those eyes that greatly affected her appearance, giving people the feeling of a fox being a careful girl, she wanted to open her double eyelids many times, but she didn't dare to go, and she couldn't pull her face.
Even if it is a double eyelid, it is plastic surgery, and a Chinese female high school student like her is most afraid of the title of 'plastic surgery girl' on her back, not to mention a large number of plastic surgery failure cases on the Internet.
With a malicious smile, Zhang Lingxi pointed to Fang Chen's signboard, "You said you can cure all diseases, right?"
"yes, what's the problem?"
"I want you to give us a doctor!"
The chubby girl whispered in Zhang Lingxi's ear and said, "Xixi, this person is a liar at first glance, why waste time?"
There are many girls with ponytails, grabbing Zhang Lingxi and dragging him to the side: "This person is not only a liar, but also a human trafficker, let's stay away from him, haven't you read what the news says? Many traffickers are disguised as all kinds of identities, selling our girls to the ravines and ravines, and going to be wives for those foolish nerds." ”
Fang Chen smiled bitterly.
I've heard these similar words many times in the past few days, but it's the first time I've been told by an acquaintance.
Zhang Lingxi sneered, meaning something: "Little chubby, little vixen, although this person is a big liar at first glance, I believe that he is not so bad as to abduct and sell people, especially in the face of the three of us such beautiful and lovely girls, let alone do it!"
When the two female classmates heard her shouting their ugly nicknames in front of strangers, they suddenly couldn't hold back, and they all showed annoyed looks.
But Zhang Lingxi was obviously 'used to poisonous tongues', and ignored their expressions, glaring at Fang Chen provocatively: "This master, how is it, do you dare to treat us?"
Fang Chen pursed his lips, pointed to his signboard, and said proudly: "Why don't you dare?
Where are they sick?" Fang Chen asked, purely to know what tricks this little girl wanted to play.
Zhang Lingxi crossed his hands on his hips, pointed to his head proudly and said: "There is a super annoying stinky guy next to me, who not only robbed my bedroom, but also occupied my bed, and what is even more odious is that the villain always scolds me for being stupid, I just want to know, can you make me smart?"
The chubby girl and the ponytail girl were stunned at the same time, opened their mouths wide, and looked at her incredulously.
Is Jang Ling-hee serious?
Fang Chen's face twitched slightly, and when she was about to say 'stupidity is a terminal illness, hopeless', she didn't think that Zhang Lingxi's words were just foreshadowing, she pointed to the two companions and said, "Not only that, but you also have to help my little chubby lose weight, and then make the little vixen's eyes bigger." ”
It turned out that she deliberately called herself stupid first, just so as not to embarrass the two good sisters.
Sure enough, the two girls couldn't cry or laugh, but they couldn't get angry.
It's just that I wonder how she got into a relationship with a street liar? Is this too much to eat?
Fang Chen said angrily: "This female classmate, if you want to be smart, you have to study more! As for the two of them, one needs to eat more modestly, and the other needs to open double eyelids, you are not a disease, how can I cure it?"
"Who said it's not a disease? Do you want me to take their medical record cards out?" Zhang Lingxi tilted his head proudly, with a provocative expression: "The doctors have said that Chubby is obesity! It is also called obesity! As for the double eyelids, then you must not go to the plastic surgery hospital? Or do you want to say that the plastic surgery hospital is not a hospital?"
"Zhang Lingxi, you are using strong words, what do you want to do?"
Fang Chen saw that she was deliberately making trouble, and reluctantly called out her name.
The two female classmates immediately understood, and they knew each other.
"Hmph, what do I want to do? Didn't you write that it would cure all diseases?" Zhang Lingxi felt that he had won and was very happy: "If you don't have that ability, don't write anything that cures all diseases, that's a lie! Don't admit that you are a liar?"
"Who said I lied to people?" Fang Chen didn't care about other aspects, but he couldn't stand others saying that his medical skills were not good: "Although you are strong words, when did I say that I can't cure them with this medicine?"
This girl wants to embarrass me, so it's no wonder I'm doing it!
Double eyelids really can't be cured, and the effect of using them to improve obesity is not satisfactory, but as long as they quietly use aura to cheat, they don't know!
"What? This medicine will cure my little belly?" "And my single eyelid?
The two girls seemed to have heard the Arabian Nights, and their faces were full of disbelief.
As long as it's a normal person, I don't believe it.
Zhang Lingxi didn't believe it either: "Brag about you, if you can really cure it, I will do whatever you ask me to do from now on!"
"That's what you said. ”
"Of course, Miss Ben counts!"
Looking at Mr. Ah Chen's face full of confidence, Zhang Lingxi thought of his 'hidden acupuncture points' statement that subverted common sense, and was suddenly frightened, what if he really did it?
Thinking of this, she hurriedly added: "I mean, your medicinal powder can cure all diseases, and it must be effective immediately! ”
Fang Chen said secretly: I will use the aura, what can you do with me?
On the surface, he looked calm: "Okay, no problem, take the medicine and get an immediate effect." A small belly disappears, and a single eyelid becomes a double eyelid. What's the matter?"