Chapter 156: Xueba's 108 Styles (for the lynx is also a big cat)
The "Truth is Coming......" screen turns to other surveillance footage of the library, and the timestamp returns to June.
Gu Xiaobai was flipping through the book again. The picture is enlarged, enlarged, enlarged, and some blurred pictures show Gu Xiaobai's books: "College Physics", "Feynman Physics Lecture Notes 1", "Feynman Physics Lecture Notes 2", "Dongyuan University Physics Question Bank over the Years", ......
Gu Xiaobai finished flipping through it, then put down the book and left.
Next to it, a number flashed with a click: "Gu Xiaobai: Feynman physics, 100 points." ”
Then he changed another shot, Gu Xiaobai was still flipping through the book.
"Optics", "Modern Optics", "Overview of the History of Optics", "Lectures on Optics", ......
There was a click: "Gu Xiaobai: Optics, 100 points." ”
The picture flashed quickly, and then clicked, and a stack of scores appeared on the screen, and the last one was "Introduction to Modern Acoustics" that Gu Xiaobai had just finished examining.
Seeing this scene, the people who were watching the video looked sluggish.
The problem is, the video also gives them crit.
"You think he's flipping through a book, but it's actually ...... He's learning ......"
"When he's done flipping, he's already learned......"
A villain vomiting blood appeared on the video, flashing the words: "Learn God, please accept the supernatural powers, spare me a dog's life......"
In front of the screen, countless people vomited blood.
That's really the case, isn't it......
Is there really such a strong person in this world?
"I know you don't believe it, the following is the 108 style of learning secret skills that are not passed on by the top students of Dongyuan University, take notes quickly!"
The picture turned into a silly photo.
The big heads of the four people, gathered around the piano case, grinned and laughed.
"Let's start with the stupid roe deer of the 306 singing squad (crossed out, changed to handsome guys, and then a small "no" word appeared in front of the handsome guy). ”
The photo flickered, and the focus was on Wang Haixia.
Then the video became the scene of Wang Haixia spraying stones in the foyer.
As soon as Wang Haixia started spraying, a line of words appeared on his body.
"Squirting power, a section!"
Then the video speed accelerated, and Wang Haixia's body swished out:
"Spray power, second stage!"
"Spray power, three stages!"
“...... 4th paragraph, 5th paragraph, 6th paragraph......"
"Ten paragraphs!"
"Wang Haixia is super god!"
As soon as the huge words flashed, I saw the timestamp change, and Wang Haixia walked out of the teaching building with high spirits.
"Wang Haixia: "Complex Variable Function", 100 points!"
Then came Wang Haixia's interview: "Spraying people can make the brain active, and the state is very good!"
The small print next to it: "Cherish life, don't imitate!"
The picture clicked and turned into a vintage parchment roll, on which the words appeared:
"One of the 108 styles of Xueba: spraying people to learn the method. ”
Whoosh, a line of small words flashed next to it: "Thank you Director Shi for your excellent assist!"
In front of the screen, Director Shi laughed, touching his head while laughing.
He really didn't know that there was such a history.
The next one is Zhou Xianting, and the picture becomes a surveillance long-distance shooting, a teenager full of muscles, doing push-ups in the corridor. One-handed, two-handed, left-handed, right-handed...... He had a book in front of him.
English 3 (100), English 4 (100), German (Elective) (100......
Interview: "I can't pass Xiaobai in other things, so I can only give full play to my advantages, learn the foreign language well, and stay away from Xiaobai when the time comes...... When you exercise, your brain becomes active, and you are in a good state!"
Click: "Xueba 108 Style 1: Motor Learning Method." ”
The picture changed again, becoming Zhao Mo.
Zhao Mo sat on the side of the road, silently in a daze.
Leaning against the tree, in a daze.
Stand on the edge of the stadium in a daze.
Looking at the beautiful young lady, in a daze.
A series of awards flashed out next to it, including the winner of the "Campus Computer Technology Competition", the first prize of the "Physics Laboratory Management Programming Grand Prix", and the most creative award of the "Dongwon University Forum Program Optimization Competition......
This is an IT guru who has been delayed by physics.
Interview: "......"
Forget it, give up the interview.
Click: "Look at the young lady (crossed out and changed to a daze) style learning method." ”
Seeing this, the audience was speechless, there is not a single fuel-efficient lamp in this bedroom!
I can't live this.
"Then let's look next door......"
The picture changed to Fu Wenyao.
Fu Wenyao played the guitar handsomely, continued to play the guitar handsomely, and played the guitar again handsomely.
Then Fu Wenyao's achievement appeared: "Defeated by Gu Xiaobai, defeated by Gu Xiaobai +1, defeated by Gu Xiaobai +2...... Top 10 in the Campus 100 Program, third in the Department of Physics......"
Interview: "I spend a lot of time studying every day, I'm not a genius, don't just film me playing the guitar! Brother An, you're too much......
Click: "Playing the guitar style (nonsense)." ”
Seeing this, the audience shook their heads helplessly.
Brother Yao is so miserable, obviously he was going to become a handsome star, but he was suppressed by Gu Xiaobai, it's miserable, it's miserable......
Go for a sympathy vote.
Fu Wenyao's fans are silently growing.
Then, it's the other domineering gods and seniors in the school.
Of course, a lot of them are still hilarious and nonsensical.
For example, a senior was reading a book while walking, and he hit a tree with a bang.
His achievement flashed next to him: "The first grade point holder of the School of Environment." ”
"Tree-knocking learning (don't imitate). ”
Another senior sister, walking and walking, hit the glass door with a bang, and it hurts to look at it......
"Glass-hitting learning method (the first place in the law school level, with the same face as the previous senior.) )
A senior sat outside the window on the fifth floor, reading a book carefully.
"If you can't learn it, you can jump off the building to learn (the senior has been arrested.) )
The more the video goes to the back, the more nonsense it gets, but everyone is getting happier and happier to watch.
When I looked at it, I suddenly felt ......
Damn, Xueba doesn't have a fuel-efficient lamp, this is!
It's so strong!
Xuebai is working so hard, what qualifications do you have to waste your youth here, go and study hard......
Wait, I'll watch this video first, and then I'll work hard!
After a lot of nonsense, the picture returned to the scene where Gu Xiaobai first turned over the Spring and Autumn historical materials.
Gu Xiaobai's flipping through the book was sped up dozens of times, and a vertical progress bar appeared next to it.
"Spring and Autumn Knowledge: Primary, Junior High, High School, Undergraduate, Master's, Doctoral, ......"
As Gu Xiaobai flipped through the book, the progress bar on the right soared, passing over elementary school, junior high school, high school, and undergraduate......
Slowed down when I was in my master's degree, and then stopped at the doctor's place.
According to the list of books that Gu Xiaobai borrowed and flipped through, and consulted a number of history professors, Gu Xiaobai's knowledge in the history of the Spring and Autumn Period was equivalent to that of a doctoral student. ”
Then, the video ends.
This is the end of this cheats, thanks for watching. ”
The picture went black.
Didn't say a word more.
However, what this video wants to say, everyone understands.
Is it strange for a musician whose knowledge of Spring and Autumn history is comparable to that of a Ph.D. student to write a song like "Yanyan"?
Strange?
"No, I don't believe it, he Gu Xiaobai is cheating!"
"yes, he's cheating!"
"Don't try to lie to me!"
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