The first volume of Reverse Odd Jobs is pulled
The general was attracted by the crack in the breastplate, he stretched out his finger and poked at the crack! His strength was great, and He Peng shook twice with his movements!
The general looked at He Peng in surprise, surprised that this low-level armored man could block the strength of his fingers.
The dog kept nodding his head!
"Okay!Okay!I've convinced you, I'll help you break the shell," He Peng reluctantly went to the weapon rack to choose weapons!
Dog aggrieved: "Woo"
He Peng: "Ha, you still complain that I don't keep you and you say you don't leave bones, and you don't like to leave you with hard bones, you are really difficult to serve!"
Dog: "Woo"
The general took a few crooked steps and saw that He Peng and the dog seemed to be arguing.
The guards hurriedly ran over and pushed, and with the general's own efforts, he finally pulled his head back.
It turns out that the general's head is stuck in the wall!
When his head went to the outside of the wall, he saw that his guards were crowding the doorway, and he couldn't help but curse: "Fool!
At the moment before hitting the wall, the big gray came deftly, and the general's head hit the wall, and the wall immediately had a hole!
"Lao Tzu hit you to death!"
The general felt humiliated by an inferior dog, and finally hit his head against the wall in anger!
Big Gray gnawed at the back of the general's head like a dog gnawing on a bone, but the armor was indeed too hard, even if Big Ash's teeth could easily pierce through the steel plate an inch back, it couldn't gnaw through the armor of the armor general!
The general's armor is heavy, and his hands can't reach the big dust, but he doesn't dare to hit it with an axe, and he is still a little dizzy when he took his head just now!
Big Ash slammed into the attack from behind the general, and pounced directly on the back of the general's neck!
The big gray eyes were bright, and he quickly circled around the general, and the general followed it at first, but then he was dizzy and dizzy, and he didn't turn: "Scolded, dog, you have the ability to come, you don't have the ability to roll, what kind of strength do you have, you can't break the defense!"
He Peng clasped his hands in front of his chest and said with a smile: "Big Ash, this is specially left for you!"
The general stopped shaking, grabbed the remaining wheel-like axe with both hands, and shouted, "Come, let you see the power of our warriors of the armor clan!"
He Peng scolded with a smile: "You stupid dog, it's obvious that your own skills in climbing the roof are too bad, and you complain that the location I picked is too high!"
The ashes fell to the ground, whining.
At this time, the guards outside had already heard the movement in the house, and they wanted to rush in to protect the general, but the general's door was locked, and this door was specially made, and they slammed it hard, and the door clanged, but they couldn't open it!
Bang! There was a loud bang, as if the big bell in the Jinshan Temple had been struck! The axe broke and fell to the ground, and the general was also shaken by the shock, but he shook proudly and said: "Haha, you see, you can't hurt me at all, you can't break my defense at all!"
The general swung his axe and hit his own head!
The general was stunned for a moment, and suddenly heard the sound of a window cracking behind him! Just as he was about to turn around, a gray shadow had already reached the top of his head with a murderous killing intent!
He Peng said: "No, you are wrong! This move of mine is called killing chickens with a knife!"
The general smiled: "Do you think I'm stupid, I've read all of your human soldiers' military books, your trick is called striking the east and the west, right, I won't be fooled!"
He Peng scolded: "Big gray! You stupid dog, if you don't show up again, I'll do it! Don't blame me for not leaving it for you!"
Another axe swept over, and He Peng raised his head and dodged!
He Peng gave way to one side!
The general was furious, and with an axe, he slashed at He Peng's head!
"Bastard! I'm pissed off!"
"My dog always complains about me that when he killed the armor clan, he was too quick to leave him a good time, so I'm going to leave you big one to him!"
"What's wrong with the dog?"
He Peng laughed: "General, you think too much, let you wait because I have a dog." ”
"What's the matter, do you want to play a conspiracy or surrender I warn you, don't use intrigue and trickery on me, that set is useless to me, I advise you to surrender immediately, I won't kill you, but you can be beaten less!"
"Wait for the general!"
But He Peng was more flexible than he imagined, as soon as he lowered his head, he let the axe over, and he didn't take a step back!
He didn't want to kill He Peng, He Peng played a very important role in any prehistoric civilization! The king of the Jinjia clan also secretly sent people to arrest He Peng!
The general saw that He Peng was not only not afraid, but laughed wildly: "Okay, okay, you're here, I'm looking for you everywhere! You come over to me!" As soon as the general's wheel-like axe flipped over, he used the inside of the axe to hook He Peng's neck!
The armor on He Peng's body fell off, revealing his original appearance!
He Peng smiled and said, "I'm the person you're looking for!"
"You! bold!" the general held his axe in front of him, "who are you?"
Flesh and blood smeared the ground!
"And then like this!" He Peng's hand slammed into Henry's breastplate and pulled Henry's worm-like body out of the armor and slammed it to the ground!
With a click, He Peng crushed Henry's breastplate, and Henry screamed!
"That's the case, at this time, Henry's convoy is coming, so I'm like this"
The general snorted coldly, and it would be boring to listen to this lie, "Okay, don't say shhh
He Peng smiled: "That's because his body was torn apart by a dog!"
"Nonsense, there was no body of him at the scene at all. ”
"Yes General!"
The general was also amused, and his heart said that this kid's face is thick enough, I see how you make it up, the general said meaningfully, then did you show your might and finally kill him
Henry was very angry when he was suppressed, and scolded: "You are talking nonsense, you are obviously hiding in the stinky ditch!"
"Then I pressed him to ask him who he was and what his purpose was, and asked him to take me to his accomplices, who I intended to wipe out!"
"And then"
He Peng turned to Henry, stuck Henry's neck with his left hand, pushed him all the way to the sofa and held him down, saying, "At that time, I stuck his neck like this and pressed him on the front of the car." ”
"Okay general!"
The general's tone softened and said, "Use him as a comparison!"
"Bold!" The general took a step back vigilantly, and said in his heart This kid is too second, such a person is really good, isn't it necessary to have guts, this kid is probably so stupid that he doesn't know anything and is afraid.
He Peng stretched out his hand to grab the general's neck.
"Yes!"
He Peng laughed and said: "This is not the case, I was fighting with him at that time, that's it, can I imitate it for you!"
When the general heard this, he was furious and put the wheel-like axe in his hand on He Peng's neck: "Bastard, how can you embarrass us Jinjia Clan!"
When Henry saw that the general was angry, he immediately became excited, and preemptively reported: "Report to the general, he did escape, and I can testify to this! When I saw him, he was hiding in a stinking ditch by the side of the road, and he was half frightened!"
"Hmph, he said that he wasn't as good as running away, and he could break your defenses, how would you survive if you didn't escape, you must not tell me that you beat him away!"
The general began to be a little disgusted with He Peng's attitude, this kid, every time he spoke, he had to say "no, general", is it not a good phenomenon to oppose me and make him very happy! The general decided to beat him!
"No, General, I always fight with him!"
"Then where were you, you won't run away," the general's voice suddenly became sharp.
He Peng smiled: "No, he was not injured, he didn't run away, when the gunfire stopped, the soldiers were killed, one was killed after stopping, I think he was smoking a cigarette, he stopped for a while, and then killed the soldier too!"
"Is he injured and ran away, really, how can you let him run away But it's not your fault for this, it's all human soldiers who are too stupid. The general said with great regret.
"Then the soldiers opened fire on him together, and all the bullets were shot in one go!"
"Eun, go on. ”
"General, should I continue?" asked He Peng.
Henry was even more acidic on the side, but he understood that this stupid fool would no longer be something he could offend!
The general had already made up his mind to take He Peng under his command as a personal guard, and decided to give him resources to tilt so that his fragile armor could grow quickly.
The general nodded approvingly: "Well, you are not bad, you are not as arrogant as other armored people, I also like human martial arts, I can defeat the strong with the weak, I have to learn from it!"
He Peng said with a smile: "I know some fur, human martial arts are broad and profound, I don't learn much!"
The general looked at He Peng in surprise: "You know swordsmanship"
He Peng said: "Use a knife, a woodcutter, the knife is very blunt, one foot long, four fingers wide, from the right side of the neck to the top and down to the left waist, clean and neat, one knife kills!"
"How did you kill it" The general interrupted He Peng and asked, "Use a cold weapon or a gun!"
He Peng said: "At that time, the convoy pulled two carts of slaves back to the city, and only then did they enter the city road, and they saw a black-haired Chinese man on the side of the road, blocking the road, so the soldiers got out of the car to check, but the man shot and killed the soldiers who were checking."
Henry was the best at observing words and feelings, and immediately knew that this boy who had been brought by himself had gone lucky!
The general was very appreciative of He Peng's humility and arrogance, nodded and smiled with satisfaction, and said in his heart, this kid can be cultivated at that time, and he is qualified to be Lao Tzu's personal guard with this courage!
He Peng smiled: "Okay general, I am honored to tell you what happened!"
"You're good, tell me what happened!"
The general asked blankly: "What shell does the shell break?"
He Peng added a large pure steel hammer from his weapon, and said with a smile: "It's to break your shell!"