Chapter 84 Scientifically analyze common sense, take the initiative to resign to avoid embarrassment
Back in the dormitory, Xiao Deng and Xiao Zhou were playing games on their mobile phones on the sofa, and when they saw me coming back, they greeted me casually, and then continued to devote themselves to the hot game.
I said to Xiao Deng: "Xiao Deng, the next time you run naked at home, remember to close the curtains." ”
After hearing my reminder, Xiao Deng immediately dropped his phone and asked, "Ah, Brother Du, what's the situation?"
"Someone complained to the property that we had people here running naked in broad daylight and being immoral, so the property reminded us to pay attention to drawing the curtains. "I didn't tell him that he had been secretly filmed, maybe because he had a short mouth.
"Huh, have I been seen by others for such a perfect body?"
Then he went to the balcony to look at it for a long time, and figured out which household saw it and complained. I knew, but I didn't break it.
At this time, Xiao Zhou spoke: "Brother Deng, when the indoor light is darker than the outdoor light, it is difficult to see you through the glass outside, and when the indoor light is brighter than the outdoor light, it will be clear to see the interior from the outside." So, be careful when you're running naked, either by closing the curtains or noticing the poor lighting between indoor and outdoor. ”
What Xiao Zhou said was very reasonable, but Xiao Deng didn't understand the reason, so he asked puzzledly: "Why is this?"
Xiao Zhou replied: "This is a little common sense in life, and I don't know much about the specific principle." ”
Unexpectedly, the two of them looked at me as I was about to go back to the room.
When they saw it, I stopped and said, "Well, what Xiao Zhou said is right, that's the truth. ”
"Brother Du, we want to ask what the principle is?" Xiao Deng asked.
I rolled my eyes and said, "If I can say it, can you understand?"
"Of course I understand, but I'm afraid you won't be able to say it. ”
Hehe, this is a typical agitation method, but I will eat this set, and if I am provoked, then I must not let the other party down.
I sat down on the sofa and said, "Okay, then I'll give you popular science, listen up." ”
"Brother Du, we'll wait. Xiao Zhou said with a hippie smile.
Xiao Deng on the side also nodded and said that he would listen.
I straightened out my thoughts and said, "The fundamental principle of human seeing is that the object refracts light into the eye and casts it on the retina, do you understand?"
The two nodded.
"Our pupils are light-sensitive and automatically resize based on ambient brightness. In bright environments, the pupils will shrink, reducing the amount of light projected on the retina, thus weakening the irritation of light to the eye, which is also the eye's self-protection mechanism. When there are bright places and dark places in the field of vision, the pupils will be stimulated by the bright places to shrink, but there is very little light refracted in the dark places, so the narrowed pupils will receive less light refracted by the dark environment, far less than the light from the bright environment, and it will definitely not be able to see the scene in the dark environment. ”
After I talked about the principle in a well-reasoned and well-founded way, the two of them were stunned at first, and then raised their hands and applauded together.
Xiao Zhou even cast a very admiring gaze and said, "Brother Du, you made it up too perfectly." ”
"Ah, I made it up? It's science, there's no doubt about it. ”
"Brother Du, his expression skills are not good, what he means is that your language is very well-organized and explains very thoroughly. Xiao Deng on the side helped explain.
Looking at Xiao Zhou again, he nodded awkwardly to show that he agreed with Xiao Deng's explanation.
Suddenly, Xiao Deng said thoughtlessly: "Then I'll buy a strong light and hang it outside the balcony, so you can't see me on the other side, right?"
"Don't you think it's complicated, it's power-consuming, and isn't it easier to close the curtains?" I said helplessly.
"Oh, yes, it's easier to implement. Xiao Deng showed a look of sudden realization, this guy's IQ was really rendered by Xiao Zhou.
It was a very varied weekend and the ups and downs were incredible.
When I woke up on Monday, it occurred to me that the leader might announce the final decision on the job adjustment today, and then I started to feel nervous.
I arrived at the office early, but I found that everyone except the leader came early, and it seemed that everyone was very concerned about what the leader mentioned last weekend.
We sat quietly at our workstations, waiting like lambs to the slaughter.
Soon, the familiar footsteps came from far to near the corridor again, and we straightened our sitting posture again to show that we were serious about going to work.
The leader opened the door of his office, and at the same time shouted to our office: "Xiao Du, come here." ”
Did I hear it wrong? The leader only called me alone? I didn't believe my ears a little, and whispered to Yang Shuai: "Did the leader call me?"
Yang Shuai whispered: "Yes, hurry up." ”
After getting Yang Shuai's confirmation, I quickly stood up and walked over with my steps.
As I walked, I wondered if the leader was going to transfer me alone, or was he going to take turns to persuade me one by one, and then he would attack me first?
The distance between the two offices was very close, and I didn't have time to think more, so I had already walked to the door of the leader's office, and I knocked on the door and walked in.
The moment I walked in, I thought a lot in my heart, "Let the storm come more violently", "The wind is sluggish and the water is cold", "This past year should be a good day and a good time." Even though there are a thousand kinds of styles, who can you tell them about?"
I tried my best to finally calm my worried heart a lot more steadily, only to hear the leader say: "Xiao Du, the union is looking for you, you should go quickly." ”
Ah? The leader only said that, and nothing else? This is the only sentence that deserves to call me over to say it? It turns out that the leader is also very naughty sometimes.
I asked again, "Leader, do you have anything else?"
"It's gone. ”
"Leader, then I'll go first?"
"Well, go ahead. ”
After walking out of the leader's office, my inner anxiety was instantly soothed, and what I thought was a thrilling game turned out to be a rebellious exercise.
At this point, I started to think about what the union was looking for me.
I remember that some time ago, the trade union leaders specifically asked me about my criteria for choosing a mate, did they want to introduce me to a partner? It turns out that you can also introduce a partner during working hours? Anyway, no matter what the matter is, going to the trade union is always much more relaxed than going to our leader.
When I knocked on the door of the trade union, Chairman Liang of the trade union greeted me very warmly and sat down quickly, and personally poured a cup of tea and handed it over.
Chairman Liang is a female leader, she has a gentle personality, is helpful, and has a good reputation in the hospital.
Holding the tea handed over by the chairman, my heart became puzzled, there is no need to be so polite to introduce the object, right? Could it be that a lady with a deep background has taken a fancy to me? Otherwise, there is no need for Chairman Liang to be so enthusiastic, thinking of this possibility, my heart has some expectations.
At this time, Chairman Liang returned to his position and sat down, and said, "Xiao Du, we received a report from the Municipal Public Security Bureau this morning. ”
As soon as Chairman Liang's words came out, I was instantly choked with water, it is really a good thing not to go out and a bad thing to travel thousands of miles, only to enter the police station for so many hours, and then reported to the work unit, is the tea in my hand the legendary "severed head tea"? So the chairman's attitude is so gentle, so that I can leave a little less resentful.
In this case, I don't need to worry about the issue of job transfer, and it is estimated that the next step will be to be laid off directly! It is really a true portrayal of "people have no foresight, and they must have near-term worries."
Thinking that his fate would be so miserable, a lot of cold sweat oozed from his palms. I glanced at Chairman Liang again, but instead of continuing to speak, she paused and looked at me with a smile.
From Chairman Liang's expression, it can be judged that the leader's pause may be so that I can take the initiative to retreat in the face of difficulties, so as not to embarrass everyone.
After some weighing, I finally mustered up the courage, stood up, and bowed slightly to the chairman, yes, this is my calm before leaving, even if I die, I can't break the jar.
"Hello, chairman, first of all, thank you for your care and cultivation over the years, the road is still very long, and I still have a lot of deficiencies, in the days to come, I will often recall your earnest teachings, to be lenient to others, strict with oneself, no matter what job in the future, as much as possible to give up the small self, the achievement of the big self. Although I have not made outstanding contributions in my previous work, I have always had a serious work attitude. I now formally submit my resignation to you, followed by a supplementary resignation report for your approval. ”
As soon as I was emotional, I had to find a breakthrough to vent to the fullest, and now the outlet is to make a passionate resignation speech, which can be described as more eloquent in adversity.
"Hmm, Xiao Du, what do you mean by that?" Chairman Liang asked in surprise.
"Aren't you going to dissuade me? ”
"Alas, Xiao Du, what are you thinking?" Chairman Liang said with a smile while shaking his head helplessly.
"Huh, don't you mean that?"
Knowing that I didn't really want to resign, Chairman Liang's face showed a rich smile, and he nodded again and again and said: "What a good boy born in a new society and growing up under the red flag, today you add glory to the company, and tomorrow the company will be proud of you." ”
The chairman's words were very obscure, which made me feel that the second monk was confused.
Am I really a good boy? What glory have I added to the enterprise? Is it necessary for the company to be proud of me? There are so many design masters who have made great achievements and achievements, it is enough for you to be proud of them, right? Is the chairman's brain confused?
A series of questions went back and forth in my mind.