Chapter 121: What the hell does it smell like?



"Yu Xiaotian, the old man is going to break your body into ten thousand pieces!"

Pan Shirong's roar is really heartbreaking, making people's hearts tremble and chill when they hear it. It's no wonder he reacts like this, anyone who is tricked into snatching things from dogs, and eating radishes stained with dog feces as ginseng, I'm afraid they all have to do this.

Pan Shirong, who came back to his senses, didn't have to think about it to know that this must have been done by Yu Xiaotian, and then thinking about his gold, silver, jewelry, and half of his life savings, he was afraid that he had taken them away, and Pan Shirong, an old bastard, couldn't wait to eat his flesh and drink his blood.

Early the next morning, the entire king knew about the feat of Pan Chengxiang's kennel snatching turnips. The gossip enthusiasm of the people of the royal capital was suddenly ignited, and people were enthusiastically discussing the ten reasons why Prime Minister Pan Cheng was able to snatch the big dog, as well as the real reasons behind his snatching of radishes.

"Do you think that the radish is actually ginseng, otherwise why did Prime Minister Pan and his old man snatch the radish? At that time, someone saw a brocade box next to the kennel. ”

Some people speculate very reasonably, as if a detective is going straight to the essence of the matter.

"The fart ginseng, after Prime Minister Pan grabbed it, he ate it in one bite, and he was spicy and burst into tears. It was 100 percent a turnip, and it was said that it was covered with dog shit, and it smelled ...... Hey!"

"Yes, yes, I also heard that Prime Minister Pan Cheng ignored his injuries all over his body, grabbed the radish stained with dog shit and ate it in one bite. ”

Hearing the two of them say this, several people next to them couldn't help but feel a little disgusted, they really didn't understand how Prime Minister Pan and his old man ate it, couldn't he see the shit on it?

Just when everyone felt disgusted, a thief-eyed boy next to him blinked his eyes and asked with great interest:

"What does it smell like with dog poop?"

"Get out, ask Prime Minister Pan Cheng to ....... Several people around him were extremely angry at the same time, and they scolded this disgusting guy angrily.

The man scratched his head unwillingly and left, but he still kept muttering:

"What the hell does it taste like, I don't know if Prime Minister Pan feels like eating it, hey. Looking at his thirsty for knowledge, it seems that if it weren't for the big gap in status, he might really want to ask.

The palace of the prince of the protectorate, in the courtyard of Yu Xiaotian,

Yu Tianmad and Yu Xiaotian sat at a round table, the table was full of wine and food, and the grandfather and grandson were holding wine glasses and smiling about Pan Shirong's strange people and wonders!

Lao Bai, the manager on the side, was waiting with a smile, and from time to time he picked up the wine jug and poured wine for Yutian.

When Yu Xiaotian heard Pan Shirong's deeds, he immediately squirted out a mouthful of wine. He really didn't expect his record to be so impressive.

Originally, I just wanted to disgust Pan Shirong in retaliation for saying that he would not take it out to treat the queen when he fed the dog. I never expected that Pan Shirong would be stimulated to go directly to the dog to rob him.

After recovering from the surprise, Yu Xiaotian asked with some disbelief:

"What, Pan Shirong really ate the radish stained with dog shit?"

When Lao Bai, the manager on the side, heard this, he immediately replied:

"It's indeed such a young master, and now the people of the entire royal city want to ask what this radish smells like like on dog shit!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Yu Xiaotian with admiration, remembering that when he went to the warehouse that day, he didn't take anything when he left, only the box containing ginseng.

Now the box actually appeared in the Pan family's kennel, and there was a piece of radish that looked like ginseng. No need to ask, he designed it all.

I really didn't expect him to make Pan Shirong's old thief so ugly just by using a broken box and a piece of radish. was bitten by a dog first, and then ate a radish with dog feces, this image of Prime Minister Pan was completely ruined.

Now Pan Shirong is no longer the majestic prime minister in the hearts of the people of the country, he has turned into a joke about breaking into the kennel, grabbing dog food, and eating dog shit.

Such deeds are enough to make him the laughing stock of the entire officialdom!

All of this is done casually by the young master, it is really powerful, the more Lao Bai thinks about it, the more he feels that Yu Xiaotian is powerful.

When Yu Tianmad on the other side heard this, he immediately lowered his face and said, "Can you not be so disgusting, you are still eating." ”

"Grandpa, you eat slowly, grandson, I've finished eating. Yu Xiaotian stood up very simply and said, his words made Yu Tianfang even more depressed, he turned his head and said to the old man on the side:

"You sit down and eat with me,"

At this time, who still eats, Lao Bai naturally will not sit down, he just finished saying that the radish is stained with dog shit, where can he still eat, listen to the prince's order, so he said quietly:

"Lord Wang, you punished me yesterday for not being allowed to eat today, and the old slave didn't dare to disobey and disrespect. ”

"You...... You guys....... Yu Tianmad was snorted by these two people's popularity, but when he thought of Pan Shirong and the dog snatching radishes and eating dog shit, the depression in his heart was suddenly swept away.

He asked with a smile:

"Have you taken care of the things in the warehouse, how many are there?"

"Back to the prince, after preliminary sorting and calculation, the wealth brought back by the young master totals 13 million gold coins,"

Chief Bai proudly reported that this was probably the largest income in the history of the entire palace.

"There are more than 13 million gold coins, there are so many? No wonder the old thief fainted in pain. Yu Tianmad said with some surprise.

On the side, Yu Xiaotian said calmly:

"This is where to go, and there will be times when his flesh hurts in the future!"

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