Walking into the 'Seven Fairies Senior Health and Leisure Club', Zhang Tianshi was immediately shocked by this decoration.

"It's so prosperous, and it's really good. ”

"Heavenly Master upstairs, please, I have already told a few fairies, the upstairs Tianzi box is specially opened for you, and you just tell me how I can avoid those ghost things in the future. ”

The two of them changed their clothes and walked into the Tianzi box, the standard big health care style, and several body paintings hanging on the wall, so that Zhang Tianshi couldn't hold back and squirted out some nosebleeds.

I'll go, the gods are at this level.

After a while, two Xiaoqi walked in.

, the gods really know how to play, and they actually play doppelganger.

"Please be seated, two distinguished guests."

The two chose a full set of 'big health care', lying on the bed, and Xiao Qi began to serve the two.

"Oh, it's comfortable, I think I've lived Zhang Daoling for so many years, and it's the first time someone has given me a massage, comfortable. ”

Zheng Yu was speechless for an instant, is this a god, I haven't enjoyed it.

"Heavenly Master, hurry up and tell me how I should pay attention to what dirty things. ”

"There are demons and monsters everywhere in the world, and there is also a chance that the Three Realms are broken, you just need to read my Taixuan Sutra in your heart. ”

"Taixuanjing?"

Zheng Yu opened the Taixuan Sutra, and the small words went deep into Zheng Yu's mind, and then, Zheng Yu came to his senses, and the Taixuan Sutra had been completely remembered by Zheng Yu.

Zheng Yu saw that Zhang Tianshi was asleep, so he left, and before leaving, he told the Seven Fairies that he would record Zhang Daoling's expenses in his own account and wait for the end of the month.

When I returned to the market, I saw Taishang Laojun and Sun Wukong smoking cigarettes, and the intoxicated expressions of the two were gone.

"Hehe, this is Brother Zheng Yu, my grandson has been waiting for you for a long time. ”

"Oh, why is the Great Sage looking for me?"

"My grandson is indeed in trouble, old man, you go away. ”

"Hmph, I don't like to hear about your. ”

Lao Jun sat aside with a cigarette.

"Hehe, Brother Zheng Yu, I heard that I can go to the mortal world, so can you help my grandson go to the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave to see my grandson's monkeys and monkeys." ”

Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave?

Zheng Yu expressed doubts, he immediately turned on the computer to check, he didn't expect that there is really this Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave, and it is also an A-level tourist attraction, look at the introduction, it is really beautiful.

"Yes, yes, that's it, this is my grandson's home, squeak, my grandson is homesick. ”

Saying that, Sun Wukong wiped away tears.

Since the Three Realms were disconnected, Sun Wukong has also been in Heaven for countless years, and homesickness is inevitable.

"Hey, okay, Great Sage, I'll definitely go to Huaguo Mountain for a while, and I'll take some pictures for you when the time comes. ”

Zheng Yu also sighed and agreed.

"Okay, my grandson has written down your favor, but Brother Zheng Yu, can you sell me some cigarettes from the old man, it's really a good thing." ”

"Haha, what the Great Sage said is outside, my admiration for the Great Sage is like a surging river..."

Saying that, Zheng Yu directly took out a cigarette and handed it to Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong left happily.

"Alas, a poor man, too. ”

Zheng Yu sighed.

Then, Zheng Yu directly dialed Chang'e's phone.

"Hey, fairy, where are you, I have a lot of goods for you. ”

"Ah, I'm in Yaochi, come and find me. ”

After speaking, Chang'e hung up the phone directly.

"Yaochi? ”

"West. ”

Taishang Laojun appeared behind Zheng Yu like that ghost.

"Oh, old gentleman, you scared me to death. ”

Taishang Laojun took out his cigarette and looked at Zheng Yu carefully.

"What's wrong with me, Laojun?"

Zheng Yu felt that Lao Jun's eyes were not quite right.

"You kid be careful, something might get around you. ”

After hearing this, Zheng Yu's face turned green with fright.

"Laojun, we have to finish this, we can't be so scary. ”

"Hehe, the secret of heaven cannot be revealed, you can't hide from the chance. ”

After speaking, Taishang Laojun threw aside and started his glorious career.

"What a fairy, half of what you say. ”

After speaking, Zheng Yu walked towards the Western Yao Pond.

"Who dares to trespass into the heavens? ”

Not long after Zheng Yu walked out, two heavenly soldiers stopped him.

"Ah~~ I'll go to the key to find Chang'e, can the two of you be accommodating. ”

The two Heavenly Soldiers looked at each other, and then they both burst out laughing.

No. 1 Heavenly Soldier said: "It turned out to be Manager Zheng, it's really disrespectful." ”

"You know me?"

"You are the head of the Heavenly Realm Market, and if you are the eldest of the Taishang Laojun, you are the biggest, and we naturally know each other. ”

Zheng Yu didn't expect him to be so famous.

"You two, I'll go to Yaochi first if there's nothing to do. ”

"Hey, Mr. Zheng, that Yaochi is not the place you should go. ”

"Yes, I can't go to Yaochi in vain. ”

The two stopped Zhengyu, and then rubbed their fingers, which was obviously asking for money.

"Two, the younger brother has just arrived, but he doesn't have much money, can you be accommodating?"

"No money? ”

"That's right, I don't have any money. ”

The two of them are categorical, just 'smelly' and 'not' don't want 'ah' face.

Zheng Yu also sighed, it seems that it is the same everywhere.

"In the name of the Steward, I tell you to get out of the way. ”

Zheng Yu will not bow to the evil forces.

Both of them burst out laughing.

"Little brother, you are mistaken, you are just a lowly human being, you have the final say in the market, and we have the final say outside. ”

"Yes. ”

As soon as these words came out, Zheng Yu was also angry in his heart, what's wrong with human beings, even if you are immortals, you have never played mobile phones, computer game consoles, and you have never smoked Zhonghua, Yuxi and Hongta.

Zheng Yu saw his ring, and then lifted it.

"Then can you have the final say? ”

When the two men saw the ring, their faces changed greatly, and they immediately rose up respectfully, and threw themselves on their knees.

"I don't know that you are assigned by the Jade Emperor, please forgive me for offending. ”

Seeing the two kneeling on the ground and shivering, Zheng Yu turned around and left.

"As the saying goes, it's so good, Hades is better than a little ghost."

Yaochi has arrived.

Chang'e's laughter was heard inside.

Zheng Yu walked in and saw a 'spring' inside.

Zheng Yu immediately turned his head.

"Sister Chang'e, I brought your goods, but I didn't see anything. ”

In addition to Chang'e, there are several other women in it, and each of them is the color of the country and the city.

"Ahh ”

"Sister Chang'e, this friend of yours is so cute. ”

"Yes, Sister Chang'e, what's your friend's name. ”

"He's called Zheng Yu. ”

Seeing Zheng Yu's shy appearance, several beauties laughed.

"Hey, Zheng Yu, come here, what are you afraid of. ”

"Hey, no, I'll give you the goods, and I'll go. ”

At this time, Chang'e grabbed him and led him to the edge of Yao Chi.

Zheng Yu turned his head shyly, and when he saw those big beauties, he felt that his blood was surging a little, and he quickly immersed his face in the Yao Pond to calm down.

"Hey, what are you doing. ”

Chang'e pulled him up, but it was still too late.

I saw that Zheng Yu's mature face had turned into a childish child, as if he was more than ten years younger.

Zheng Yu looked at his reflection in the water in horror.

"Oh, I'll go, what kind of water is this?

"This is the Yao Chi Heavenly Water, which flows down from the Triple Heaven, but it's okay, you'll recover in a few hours. ”

"How many hours?"

Zheng Yu hurriedly asked, his current appearance is completely a primary school student, and he can't keep this appearance all the time.

"About two hours. ”

"Oh, that's fine. ”

Then Chang'e and the others laughed.

"Hey, wait, you say, since this can rejuvenate me, then the same goes for other people, if it is measured properly, make it into a mask, then it will be rich. ”

"Masks, what's that?"

Chang'e asked strangely.

"It's also a whitening skin care thing. ”

"Really, little friend, I want it too. ”

With a bang, a fairy on the side jumped out of the pool and came to Zheng Yu's side.

Immediately afterwards, several other fairies also came to Zheng Yu's side.

Seeing this, Chang'e also smiled.

"Hey, hey, hey, it's all there, it's all there. ”

Zheng Yu smiled stupidly.

During the conversation, Zheng Yu knew the identities of these people, one was the White Flower Fairy, the other was the Yaoji Fairy, and the other was the Hibiscus Fairy.

Especially this Yao Ji fairy, she is the most beloved daughter of the Queen Mother of the West, this entire Yao Chi belongs to others, Zheng Yu must obtain her consent if he wants to take away this Yao Chi fairy water.

In the end, Zheng Yu took a small bottle of holy water, and the price was a moisturizing and firming mask and a set of top-notch makeup.

Zheng Yu handed over all the goods to Chang'e and left quickly, he was afraid that he would not be able to stand it if he continued to stay here.

Back in the market, Taishang Laojun looked at it for a long time before he recognized it.

"Haha, Xiaoyou is too popular to play in Yaochi. ”

"Don't make fun of me, is there any way you can help me recover. ”

Lao Jun smiled and stretched out two fingers.

"Understood, hurry up. ”

Lao Jun's sleeve robe flicked, and Zheng Yu's face returned to its original state.

"Oops, it's so much more comfortable. ”

Then Zheng Yu took out two big gold bricks and gave them to Lao Jun.

At the end of the day's work, Zheng Yu returned to the world.

Zheng Yu found a hotel to live in, and now he has no place to live, so he can only live here first.

"Help, help~~"