Chapter 42, Fishing Master
Through the streets, through tears. 6:00. I don't believe you love him. It's not true, it's not true, it's not me, Lychee, it must be a fake little double happiness today, I'm your first [my God, Lychee Cow No. 13, ah, the disaster at the farmer's market, the disaster in the live broadcast department, and now even their nephews are starting to be disasters, I just didn't expect to break up so soon
[Brother Lychee, you are so shameless, even your own nephew lied, you know you are employing child labor, I just want to say to you now, let go of that child, it is good for me, please] The sheep never thought of being killed [Although Brother Lychee is shameless, even his own nephew sings to make money, but I have to say, this little guy sings so well. Mouse loves rice I love you [Brother Lychee is really invincible, even my nephew is so handsome, crying...
Haha, I can't hold it back, Brother Lychee, you are too bad, do you know, I don't know that there are two people hiding next to me with live broadcast equipment, and he and Tang Xiaowang did all the live broadcasts. As the original Double Happiness and Huang Xiaoli, while hiding in the grass and continuing to play the scene of Tang Buyu's nephew, they looked at the gift in the studio, and almost screamed with joy.
Tang Bu, who lied to his nephew, seemed to have the same idea in his heart and looked at the position of Shuangxi's side, and then asked Tang Xiaowang curiously: "Xiao Wang, did you hear anything just now? Brother-in-law, I just saw that pile of hay, it seems to be shaking bucket by bucket, do you think there is a wild boar hidden in it?
Wild boars are a good thing. Why don't we go to your orchard and bring your rhubarb? Rhubarb is a good hunter, Tang Xiaowang pointed directly to the position of Shuangxi and Huang Xiaoli with sharp eyes, and even suggested at the end whether to go to the orchard to catch Tang Bu's big yellow dog. Listening to Tang Xiaowang's words, Tang Bu gently put him on the ground and made a confidential gesture.
Then he spun around and quietly hid behind Shuangxi and Huang Xiaoli, smiling and peeking at what they were doing. Hearing Tang Xiaowang's words that he wanted to release the dog, Shuangxi was particularly lively in the room where he lived at this time, not only did the ritual brush not stop, but the text exchange also went crazy, and the popularity also went crazy.
The little guy thinks you are wild boars and is ready to chase you with the dogs, but I heard that the hunting dogs in the mountain village are as big as tigers, so you better pray that it is better to be like this, the hero is selling the Lychee brothers [Yes, you better go and turn yourself in, we are watching here, at least the Lychee brothers dare not do anything to you, but if he lets the dogs, we can't stop him, after all, the distant water can't save the nearby fire... ...
Originally, he was a person who didn't dare to move and was doubly happy, and immediately raised his head to look outside. When I saw that there was only Tang Xiaowang outside, Shuangxi immediately jumped out, "Xiao Wang, where is your uncle?" He didn't really let the dog out, did he?"
"Xiao Wang, the sisters will go first, and when we come back, my sister will bring you soda. Don't tell your uncle, what are we doing here? After seeing Shuangxi stand up, Huang Xiaoli immediately stood up and took out the soda to Tang Xiaowang Hu You. ”
But even if I don't say it, my brother-in-law already knows it's you, because my brother-in-law is behind you." When she saw that Tang Bu was really behind her, Shuangxi and Huang Xiaoli immediately became sad, and then he turned around to forgive Tang Bu and said: "Ah, Brother Tang Bu, you are ah, we really didn't mean to broadcast you live. We wanted to give you a live broadcast, and then you happened to be passing by, and after the fans agreed, we hid and went live for a while. You won't be angry, right!!" Hearing that they were live broadcasting, Libu didn't say anything, just pointed to the two live broadcast rooms with an envious expression on his face "Your phone is so good, many people won't get stuck, unlike me, who is live broadcasting, so I can't even see the subtitles... By the way, we're going fishing, do you want to go with us? "You're not angry that we let you on the show without your permission?" See, Rib didn't mean to blame himself, and he also kindly asked himself if he was going fishing, and Double Happiness seemed a little confused to ask. Looking back at Double Happiness's live broadcast room, Tang shook his head slightly, then replied with a smile: "Why should I mind? I'm not a big star. I don't need to charge for the camera, so what do I mind? Also, I'm a host myself, so I can go to your studio. Maybe I can infect you. By the way, do you go or not, if you don't go, we go" Yes, yes, but we are still on the air, and we don't have enough time on the air today, so can we broadcast while fishing? Shuangxi happily said that he was going fishing, and then pointed to his phone and asked expectantly. When he heard Double Happiness, he waved his big hand and walked straight to his mouth, "Of course it's no problem, I'm the best fisherman within a hundred miles, ah, it's just that there's nothing to be afraid of live broadcasting, ah, wait to watch me fish, in the end, they're not those who itch... But when he got to the little lake, he couldn't enjoy himself anymore, because the water never stopped, and suddenly a carp, suddenly a small carp, suddenly a little carp, suddenly a crab, suddenly a shrimp, this is called a cool catfish. Let those who were watching the live broadcast can't wait to get out of the screen, grab Tang Xiaowang's fishing rod and have fun themselves, and come back to see Tang Bu's side, his buoy hasn't moved since he sat down. At this time, Tang Bu had already embarrassedly blocked his face with the double happiness hat, he was not face-to-face, his nephew caught a bunch of fish, and his uncle didn't even catch a single shrimp... At the same time, the fans at the scene, one after another, were also laughing wildly, I knew you would win in the end, but when I thought of what you just said, I just wanted to laugh, um, um, um, looking at the person in charge of Huang Xiaoli's special live broadcast, they all laughed and bent over at this moment.
Tang Bu took off his hat, held a fishing rod in one hand, and returned the hat to Double Happiness in the other "Double Happiness, don't look at me floating still, in fact, there is a big fish waiting for the hook, really I don't lie to you... ”。 "Little Double Happiness's eldest brother [Oh my God, I still don't believe it when I lost it all to their nephew, the whole family gambles, I bet on a hundred roses, Brother Lychee has no earthworms on his hook, who dares to bet with me?" ?
The water of a lifetime [are you going to bet?] You are a person who is sure of everything, just look at the fish that his nephew caught, they are all so small, his earthworms must have been eaten, otherwise how could they have not moved for so long I am Brother Lychee, I'm not sure, maybe Brother Lychee is a good person, he learned to take the bait from Jiang Ziya's volunteers, you said that there may be a big fish that can't be directly hooked in the future, what can I do.
But why don't you make an agreement on your bets? I've always wanted to see what you look like when you farm 100 koi at a time. The old man is said to be handsome. "After Huang Xiaoli was coquettish in the live broadcast room, she repaired the live broadcast equipment and went to the fishing rod road in front of Tang Bu" Tang Bu, the fans in the studio said, your fishing rod hasn't moved for a long time, maybe the earthworm on your hook has been eaten... ”
"How can you eat it without moving?" Most of the fans in the studio are from the city. They don't fish. They don't understand. Don't trust them. They just don't want me to catch a big fish."
Libu, who couldn't catch even a single fish, is now a pit in the stone, smelly and hard, and no one will believe it. However, before he could finish speaking, he pulled up a carp, and Tang Xiaowang interrupted his way with a grin, "Brother-in-law, there are more small fish here, so your fishing rod hasn't moved for so long, it must have been eaten by an earthworm... ”
"Impossible, not really, is it?"
For Huang Xiaoli's words, Tang Bu can also choose not to believe it, but Tang Bu, the nephew in the family who has been fishing with his father, still trusts him a little, of course, at this time, he still refuses to admit it.
But seeing that Tang Xiaowang said so, although Tang Bu didn't want to admit it, he still picked up the fishing rod and pulled out the hook. But, to everyone's surprise, Tang Bu's hook was not empty, but a large field snail. Seeing that his hook was on the snail, Tang Bu was embarrassed for a while, and immediately emphasized to Huang Xiaoli stiffly: "Did you see it? It's a trap. This snail is not a fish, but how many people can catch it, have you done it? Have you done it?
I don't think anyone has ever fished before, so you'll have to admit I'm a good fisherman. After all, not everyone can enjoy such a glorious thing as snail fishing, and the fans in the live broadcast room broke out again, and countless replies were scrolling wildly until Huang Xiaoli couldn't see who was who and what she said.
And at the intense moment when the subtitles in the live broadcast room were rolling, Tang Bu no longer had the double happiness of fishing, and suddenly picked up a fishing rod and pulled it up. Then Shuangxi was immediately surprised to see the crucian carp that he had been dragged ashore, and shouted happily: "Yay, yes, yes! Xiao Tang, I caught a fish, Brother Tang, I caught a fish, Xiao Wang, look, your sister caught a fish, yes, yes, super happy little Shuangxi big brother [I'm gone, my little Shuangxi is fishing, Lychee Brother, this fishing master is still fishing for snails, ah, Lychee Brothers, you are the same girl who fishes for snails like everyone else? ]
Material life on the water [Litchi brothers, now even Xiaoshuang Xingfu, who has never touched a fishing rod, has come to fish, you are a little incompetent as a fishing master, or Tang Bu is a cat, Shuangxing After fishing the first big crucian carp, he also used an open suspension to pull up a few black carp and crabs, etc., not to mention Tang Xiaowang's side, he caught more than half a bucket of fish, went home and killed it is estimated that Tang Bu and his three families could not eat it together. In other words, only Tang Bu, the poor fellow, fished for more than two hours to catch such a field snail.
Looking at his own harvest, looking at the harvest of Double Happiness, and then looking at Tang Xiaowang's harvest, Tang Bu directly took out a dollar from his pocket, and said to Tang Xiaowang with a smile: "Xiao Wang, now you come and tell your brother-in-law that the fish in this bucket was caught by you, or by your brother-in-law, and by your brother-in-law, right, my lovely classmate, Xiao Wang, hehe... It was my brother-in-law who caught it, but my brother-in-law had to take it to my house to cook it, because my mother now likes to drink fish soup and eat fish, and Tang Xiaowang gave it to me without much insistence.
Seeing Tang Bu's ability to hide his ability to fish, double happiness, Huang Xiaoli, and watching the live broadcast of millions of fans, such a sentence suddenly popped into his head: "What the fuck... Shameless! ”