88, Li Shan, whose inspiration is exhausted

Since the notice of the school sports meeting came out, the number of people in the school stadium has surged several times in an instant.

Although they were very resistant when they signed up, none of them wanted to lose face in front of so many people.

All the students who were forced to go into battle began to cram, and during these two weeks, they rushed to train in the hope of improving their performance.

Even Guan Shiyu went to buy a complete set of sports equipment, including professional running shoes, sports bras, and leggings......

In fact, she doesn't know what clothes to wear when running, she only picks the ones that look good.

On the day the equipment arrived, she took Luo Xiu to the sports field.

Luo Xiu couldn't understand, I didn't sign up for the competition, why did I train with her?

It wasn't until Guan Shiyu handed her a camera that she knew her role, a ruthless photographer.

Sure enough, training is not the goal, taking beautiful photos is what she wants.

Train for five minutes and take photos for two hours. Guan Shiyu was content to take the camera back to retouch, and never went to the sports field again.

She usually does some yoga in the dormitory to keep in shape, and sweaty exercises in the sun are not suitable for her.

......

The long-awaited school sports meeting has finally arrived.

In order not to delay the students' study time, the school arranged the sports meeting on Saturday morning very "intimately".

Everyone had to come to the stadium early in the morning to assemble.

First of all, the entrance ceremony, the stereos on both sides of the stadium played the "Athletes' Entrance Song" on a loop, and each department formed a team to enter the stadium, and when they passed by the rostrum, they shouted the slogan of their class.

The host of the sports meeting was Liu Runan, who was the school's radio station, and she introduced the teams in a crisp and pleasant voice.

"Facing the fragrance of azaleas, the athletes of the computer department are coming to us, they are young, they are united, they are confident, they are fearless. Their slogan is ......"

At this time, the students of the computer department shouted together: "Counting and calculating, never engaging in base." Fix a computer, turn it on and shut it down. ”

The hilarious slogan caused the audience to laugh.

Liu Runan glanced at the blackened face of the leader next to him, secretly stuck out his tongue, desperately suppressed the urge to laugh, and silently thought in his heart: I am a professional, and I must not laugh out loud.

At this time, the next team entered, and she hurriedly picked up the manuscript and continued to read:

"Look, who are they? The neat steps are sonorous and powerful, the confident faces are overflowing with moving colors, and the strong lineup exudes vigor and vitality, they are the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering, and their slogan is ......"

"Electromechanical and electromechanical, power is unlimited. Professional filming, repair of home appliances. ”

"Poof!" Professional Liu Runan finally couldn't help laughing, and it spread throughout the entire stadium through the stereo.

Driven by Liu Runan, everyone naturally laughed crazy.

Next is the medical school team, their slogan is average, but the students in the front row wear white coats, carry the stretcher forward, someone next to them with a hanging bottle to follow, halfway through, the student lying on the stretcher also fell, again causing the audience to laugh.

When it came to Luo Xiu's class, it was the most normal, and a group of people walked over in a normal square.

This is not because Li Shan, the chief director, has run out of inspiration, he even rehearsed several formations, but they were not used.

The first is to imitate the corpse in Xiangxi, and was seen by a passing leader during a rehearsal, and forcibly 404 on the grounds of feudal superstition.

NEXT HE GOT A VERY LARGE COSPLAY, AND BECAUSE OF SQYH, IT WAS ALSO 404.

Late one night, Li Shan scolded while drinking: We do not lack talents to create excellent culture, what we lack is the environment to create excellent culture.

In the end, Li Shan could only choose to strike, and everyone walked in front of the rostrum in a very boring formation of military training.

However, such a formation was praised by the leaders on the stage and gave the highest score.

......

At the end of the entrance ceremony, the athlete representatives and referee representatives took the oath, and finally the speeches of several big leaders.

What every leader said was: "Today's sun is very big, and the students have worked hard, so I will briefly say two points......

However, within these two points, there are four small points, each of which has six bars, and it will not end in two hours.

April in Yangcheng, Guangdong Province is not necessarily a sunny spring, it is like a dice in God's hand, and today's roll is summer.

The athletes stood in the sun for most of the day, sunburned, in a trance, and vaguely smelled the aroma of barbecue.

As if this was not a sports meeting, but a barbecue meeting.

Although the weather was very hot, Hu Jianren who was present was trembling. They don't know when they're going to be moved.

He didn't believe these rumors before he went to study in Guangdong Province, but when he saw the claypot rice on the menu, they did.

I don't know how long I waited, but I finally heard the principal announce, "The 2009 Spring Campus Sports Day has officially begun!"

This sentence was like a heavenly sound, and the students let out bursts of cheers.

The principal on the stage smiled and said to the people next to him: "Listening to this cheer, it shows that the students are very enthusiastic about the sports day, and we should hold more such activities." ”

"The headmaster is right!"

"Headmaster Wise!"

"Through this sports meeting, the students' sense of collective honor, sense of competition and fighting spirit have been greatly improved. ”

......

Without basketball and soccer games, the school sports will not arouse the enthusiasm of the students.

In addition to the contestants, other students want to go back to the dormitory to play games.

The smart sophomores and juniors had already sneaked away, and only the naΓ―ve freshmen were forced to stay as spectators to make the scene look lively.

The teachers also didn't like this kind of sports meeting, and it was rare to sacrifice a weekend like this, and there was no overtime pay.

Of course, the school sports day is not boring all the time, and there are occasional wonderful moments.

For example, when Guan Shiyu stood on the 100-meter track in sports shorts, it caused a sensation in the audience.

Although she ran last and almost fell, she got the most cheers.

As she crossed the finish line, the audience erupted in deafening cheers, as if she had won first place.

At this time, Luo Xiu walked over with a towel to help her wipe her sweat, and she did not resist, and the cheers stopped abruptly.

......

At the end of the three-day sports meeting, the principal held his belly with his hand as if he was 11 months pregnant, and said meaningfully: "The physical fitness of the students is still too poor, we should conduct individual tests, and students who do not meet the physical test standards will be disqualified from the scholarship." ”

"The headmaster is right!"

"Headmaster Wise!"

......

(PS: I've been writing about business before, and it's collapsed too tightly, these two chapters write about campus life to relax, not all school sports meetings are like this, and there are many that are very good.) The content is purely fictional and has nothing to do with recent current events, so please do not sit in the opposite seat.

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