Chinese weddings, the real protagonists basically have no right to speak, and their significance for the existence of the wedding itself is only to appear on time and receive blessings from all parties, to put it bluntly, it is two salted eggs.

Yi Qing and Fu Yiwei are naturally not exempt from vulgarity, Fu Yiwei struggled a little, but he was suppressed by Fu's mother in an instant, and was rewarded: Do you have the right to speak?

This made Yi Qing, who had been pretending to be a belly of suggestions and ready to mention, very wisely chose to turn off the fire.

Just listen obediently.

"Mom, I don't wear this, I brought clothes back from the capital, you are too ugly!"

At this moment, Fu Yiwei was wearing a big red cotton jacket and big red cotton pants, like a little daughter-in-law who was robbed up the mountain to be the wife of the village.

Yi Qing saw that she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, and then gave Fu Yiwei two big braids, and she was a stupid girl.

Fu's mother glared at her and said: "What's ugly, that's how I wore it when I got married to your father, it's so festive, you can wear it how you want, don't talk nonsense, besides, what kind of thing did you bring back, and the cheongsam, showing your arms and thighs, it's not serious to look at, you don't look at what day it is, it's more than 20 degrees below zero, you wear that thing, you're not afraid of freezing out." ”

Fu Yiwei was chopped off and covered with face, and he wanted to speak, but he was a little cowardly at Fu's mother's gaze, so he could only look at the red cheongsam spread on the bed with an aggrieved face.

This is her carefully selected wedding dress, this year's wedding dress is not popular in China, and some places in the south began to use it when getting married, and here in the north, people's general concept is that marriage should be prosperous, and what to say when wearing white.

"I ~~~~~~~~"

"Shut your mouth!"

Fu Yiwei immediately stopped, and could only sit honestly and let a group of female dependents do handiwork on her head.

"Wear this, this looks good!"

"Why are there one less earrings, hurry up and find them!"

"What are you doing with so much blush, making Xiaowei's face look like a monkey's ass. ”

"What about the red head rope, Xiaowei's whip hasn't been pierced yet!"

"Be nimble with your hands and feet, don't miss the good hour!"

was busy all the time, and Fu Yiwei, who had completely given up resistance, could only cry without tears and let these aunts and aunts fiddle with it wantonly.

When everything was done, a group of women surrounded Fu Yiwei and praised him.

"Xiaowei looks better when he dresses up like this!"

"Needless to say, Xiaowei has been smart since he was a child. ”

"Xiao Yi, you have to treat us well in the future, Xiaowei, such a beautiful daughter-in-law, where to find it!"

"That's it, you picked up a big bargain and married a flower of our old Fu family's fairy. ”

In this regard, Yi Qing could only smirk, kept saying "yes" in his mouth, and had to endure it hard to prevent himself from laughing, and almost suffocated his appendicitis.

"Okay, we're done with our work, auntie, let's go out first, let the little couple stay for a while!"

A group of people frolicked out, and only Yi Qing and Fu Yiwei were left in the house, and now there were no outsiders, Yi Qing didn't have to endure it so hard, he only glanced at Fu Yiwei's body, and immediately burst into laughter.

Fu Yiwei was already aggrieved, but when he saw that Yi Qing hadn't laughed at her yet, he was immediately annoyed, and he pounced on her with a mess.

"Let you laugh, I'll make you laugh, I'm like this, you can still laugh, you don't have a long heart! still laugh, I think you still dare to laugh!"

Yi Qing saw that Fu Yiwei was really annoyed, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Okay! Okay! Okay! I don't laugh, I don't laugh, in fact~~~~~~~~ in fact, you are ~~~~~~~ like this, and you are very good-looking!"

Saying such a thing against his will, Yi Qing felt uneasy in conscience.

Rao is Fu Yiwei's foundation is good, but he can't help but be so bad, not to mention the clothes, the whole stupid firewood girl, what is the name of the thing on her face, two thick black eyebrows, false eyelashes are so long that they can lift up the flowing sea, the cheeks are spicy and red, and the mouth, the lip line is almost to the chin.

I must have been impressed by Zhao Yanzi's makeup, and Fu Yiwei is now ten times worse than Zhao Yanzi.

After Fu Yiwei finished beating Yi Qing, he got up and went to get the mirror, only glanced at it, and almost scared himself to death, and he opened his mouth to cry when he opened his mouth aggrievedly.

Seeing this, Yi Qing hurriedly stopped: "Don't cry, don't cry, go back and cry again, when the time comes, your aunts, cousins and cousins will have to toss you again." ”

"What should I do then? Will I just let me go out like this? I'm ugly, I don't want it, I don't want to wear nice clothes, and I make my face like this, so that I can see people later. ”

Fu Yiwei said that he was about to purr on his face, Yi Qing hurriedly stopped her, held Fu Yiwei's chin, and looked carefully: "Don't worry, I'll see if I can save it." ”

Fu Yiwei didn't dare to move immediately, she also knew that if she really messed up her makeup, Fu's mother would have to beat her to death, and now she could only count on Yi Qing.

"Is there still ~~~~~~~ be saved?"

Yi Qing pondered for a while and said, "I'll try it!"

After speaking, he took out a full set of cosmetics, which Fu Yiwei brought back from the capital.

"Can you do it?"

Yi Qing was about to start, and when he heard this, he almost poked the eyebrow pencil into Fu Yiwei's mouth.

This is too reverie!

"Remember, never ask a man if it's okay!"

Fu Yiwei didn't understand, he closed his eyes directly, he could only treat a dead horse as a live horse doctor, if she was really asked to go to the wedding scene with the makeup just now, she would rather run away from the marriage, of course, when she escaped, she had to take Yi Qing with her.

Does Yi Qing know how to wear makeup?

The answer is yes!

When he was filming in the Red Mansion crew, there were only two makeup artists in the entire crew, and those in the makeup crew now joined later.

Because of the lack of makeup artists, almost every actor has learned a good makeup technique, and Yi Qing is naturally no exception.

The eyebrows must be retouched, the two lumps of plateau red must be removed, and the lip line must be redrawn.

This is his new daughter-in-law, Yi Qing was careful and carefully groomed, so she finally saved Fu Yiwei's face.

When the two of them were ready and went out of the house, although some people noticed it, they didn't say anything, everyone's aesthetics have not been distorted in the end, good-looking and ugly, they can still distinguish clearly, that is, the craftsmanship is a little trendy.

"Let's go!

A large group of people went downstairs with a hula la, looking for transportation, Yi Qing and Fu Yiwei took the car, the car was borrowed by Fu Xiaofei from the unit, and the other is that today's wedding room was borrowed by Fu's father.

The hotel where the wedding banquet is held is not far away, it is the largest in this area, today the Fu family marries a daughter, directly charters, very arrogant, if it was a few years earlier, Fu Dad really didn't dare to be so public, but now the social atmosphere is different, there is no need to hide the money, besides, Fu Dad's age is going to retire, and the scenery is not allowed!

Originally, Yi Qing wanted him to be responsible, but Fu's father and mother didn't let him, saying that the old Fu family married his daughter, and there was no reason to let Yi Qing spend money, which was very stubborn.

The hall is very large, and it is said that it was opened by the Belarusian refugees who fled to the northeast, and later became a state-run hotel, with 20 tables divided into four rows, and nearly 400 people were squeezed in.

The guests sat down, went to the food first, a large group of waiters came in, and soon every table was filled, and then the ceremony began.

There is no part of a father taking his daughter and handing over his palm pearl to his son-in-law.

From the very beginning, Yi Qing and Fu Yiwei poked on the stage like two fools, a little daughter-in-law in a red cotton jacket and red cotton pants, revealing a festive and silly atmosphere, and a groom official who was still handsome in a Mao suit.

Oh oh my!

Finally, the master of ceremonies came to the stage, looking a little like Uncle Ge, as soon as he came up, he began to tease the poor, if it weren't for the northeast entrance, Yi Qing would really think that it was Kanye who was invited.

The atmosphere was hot, and by the way, the attention of the guests was attracted from the sumptuous banquet to the stage, and the main drama began, first telling the difficult process of raising Fu Yiwei by Fu's father and mother, which sounded tear-jerking, but it was not quite the right way.

Yi Qing obviously heard that Fu Yiwei was spoiled by his parents and brother since he was a child, but when it came to the mouth of the emcee, it actually became a bitter cauliflower-like play, but the effect was still good.

Immediately after that, they will enter the traditional link, one worship heaven and earth, two worship the high hall, husband and wife worship each other, and send them to the ~~~~~~~~~ wolf pack!

As soon as the formal ceremony ended, Fu Yiwei's group of cousins and cousins rushed up, this is to get married.

Don't look at Yi Qing's first marriage in two lifetimes, but he has participated in a lot of weddings, and naturally he has seen marriages.

The elders won't come up, and the brothers-in-law can't follow the brain, but Fu Yiwei's cousin has a lot of cousins, and they all seem to be the masters who can toss.

Eating apples with a thread, as well as eating dumplings and saying "born or not" and the like are all pediatrics, these brothers-in-law, for a while, let Yi Qing Zhu Bajie carry his daughter-in-law, hold Fu Yiwei for a while to do squats, and let Fu Yiwei sit on Yi Qing's back for a while, let Yi Qing do push-ups, all kinds of means emerge in an endless stream, one is finished, and the next one is on top.

The wedding scene was chaotic, and the people in the audience laughed while eating, it seems that this routine is the correct way to open the wedding.

Fu Yiwei also smiled so much that his gums were about to be exposed, the only one who was depressed was Yi Qing, and he had prepared a touching guarantee, but he didn't have a chance to say it at all.

I've seen marriage in my previous life, but I've never seen such a troublemaker, some shows ask to say it, Yi Qing almost turned his face, but when he thought that today was his big day, he could only endure it, not only to endure it, but also to cooperate as much as possible.

It's so hard!

"Alright, alright, it's time for the groom and bride to toast!"

I don't know who shouted, but Yi Qing didn't wait for a reaction, he was surrounded by a group of brothers-in-law and got off the stage, and then the wine glass was stuffed into his hand.

Yi Qing's head suddenly became big for a while, and he was still drinking?

Today is a good day for him and Fu Yiwei, so you can't get drunk again!

Yi Qing looked at the wine glasses that were gradually being filled, and really wanted to say to these brothers-in-law: "Why don't we play for a while?"