Volume 1 Global Tricks to Death Chapter 170 Alien Battlefield

That is, Qin Lele suddenly asked, Chu Ci had never thought about the so-called retirement life at all.

He has only been working for more than a month, and he has not received his salary once, how can he fantasize about retirement.

And he felt that people should not think too far ahead, especially in a few decades, especially when working in a particularly high-risk job.

The more beautiful you think, the more likely you are to have accidents.

It's like before the crossing, I voted so much to build, and finally got a response to let him go for an interview, and it was a high-paying job, and the neighbor also changed to a beautiful young lady.

At that time, Chu Ci even gave the name of him and the young lady's child.

And then... There is no then, Chu is rich, and the world is destroyed.

Chu Ci was not interested, but Qin Lele was full of longing.

"When I retire, I will definitely retire with success, and all the merits that can be made have been made countless times... ”

Speaking of this, Qin Lele looked at Chu Ci and asked, "You say, when I retire, what position can I sit in?"

After thinking about it, Chu Ci looked uncertain: "Minister?"

"It's too low, I'm already the director now. ”

Chu Ci rolled his eyes.

When you retire, you can do it until the ball is long, the earth is the length of the earth, and the entire earth is in charge of painting the exterior walls.

The premise is that the Earth has not been plagued by aliens at that time.

Chu Ci didn't know much about the Chinese civil service system, so he counted on his fingers: "The bureau level and above should be the department level, which means that you need to be promoted to four more levels, deputy department level, department level, deputy minister level, and ministerial level to Wu Changfeng's position." ”

"It's not you who count, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is an independent special agency, there are no department-level cadres, and the bureau level is above the ministerial level. ”

"That's too casual, isn't it? ”

"It's so casual, the reason why there is a ministry level is so that it can command other fraternal units in case of special circumstances, if the highest level is the department level or bureau level, it is too troublesome to coordinate. ”

Chu Ci nodded, roughly understanding.

If you go out to carry out a mission, you will have to block the area or mobilize troops at every turn, and this kind of thing requires the cooperation of the fraternal units, and it is also necessary to consult with the top leaders of the fraternal units.

If you send a director over, you will open your mouth and close your mouth to drop the army, and people can call you to death with one mouth, and those who don't know still think that you are going to rise up.

Chu Ci said happily: "I'm a regular department now, I'm working hard to get a divisional level, and when I get to the divisional level, I'm poking and poking up, gritting my teeth, clicking, maybe it's going to be a bureau, Meizizi, hahahaha." ”

Qin Lele rolled his eyes, this sound weird.

It's hard and poke, and it's clicking, and you're going to get through the sewers?

Chu Ci was immersed in fantasy and became obscene.

"If I get mixed up with bureau-level cadres, I have to walk sideways when I go out, if I encounter someone who is not long-sighted, I will take out my mobile phone directly, and ten seconds later, twenty bombers will start dropping bombs and killing him!"

Qin Lele: "... ”

She'd heard of anyone taking out their mobile phones to call dozens of little brothers, but she really hadn't heard of anyone who could take out their mobile phones and call twenty bombers.

This is to make people find a place, this is to burn jade.

"And let the bombers come over to help, are you dreaming?"

Chu Ci asked seriously: "Then what if I get mixed up with the ministerial, the ministry can always learn the technique of bomber summoning, right?"

"Neither can the ministerial. ”

"What is it up to the ministerial level?"

Qin Lele couldn't cry or laugh: "Even if you are the secretary general of the United Nations, you can't contact bombers to bomb others." ”

"Why not, Ye Long will do it, take a broken phone and contact a few people, and then the bomber will come. ”

"Special affairs, and the Hosoyanagi Battalion is stationed there to deal with emergencies. ”

"That's right. Chu Ci was bored: "It's boring." ”

After thinking about it, Chu Ci asked, "You can't even summon bombers, why are you so desperate to mix up?"

Chu Ci had already thought about it, if Qin Lele said something like the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, he would immediately go back to sleep.

Qin Lele was indeed Qin Lele, and said viciously: "The older the old lady, the more the other party will not dare to bare her teeth when beating someone!"

Chu Ci sincerely admired: "Sure enough, you have ideals and ambitions, there is nothing wrong with this, you were born to be an official!"

After a pause, Chu Ci said: "Then when you are about to retire as a mixed minister, let me be a minister for two days and have a good time." ”

"What kind of place are you in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, what you said is too casual. ”

Chu Ci pursed his lips.

Originally, he didn't think it was casual, but after knowing that Wu Changfeng was an alien cub, he felt quite casual.

A fat-headed fish essence can be mixed into a minister, why can't he, a serious earthling?

And it's not like it's been dry, it's just enjoyable for two days.

Qin Lele said with a smile: "Although the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is a special agency and the administrative system is a little different, I can't say that whoever is the minister will be the minister, you still have to work hard yourself, don't say it, your work is good, it's really good, as long as you are willing to work hard, you may not be able to rise to the top of the list." ”

"Do you want to work hard?" Chu Ci thought about it and asked, "Then what about me spending money, it's okay to spend money, you name it." ”

Qin Lele: "... ”

Chu Ci added: "As long as it doesn't exceed five figures, I can try my best to make it up for you." ”

"I'll give you six figures, and you can get me a minister. ”

Chu Ci pursed his lips.

If Lao Tzu said that if he got the minister, he would get the minister, who was still standing up here, and directly called a group of satellites to kill the Protestant beasts with a text message.

If you are on another planet, you can't think about useless things, and when you think about useless things, something will happen.

The two of them were talking about something they didn't have, when they suddenly felt the ground tremble.

Qin Lele's complexion changed slightly.

Chu Ci smiled bitterly.

He knew that he didn't have to stop.

One by one, the old cult beasts in the underground near the palace crawled out their big necks and climbed up from under the sand.

Ginnybume also ran out of the palace with a scream.

"Here they are, here they are, here the infidels are. ”

As soon as she trotted, Ji Nibumei climbed onto Chu Ci's shoulder, and began to shout in panic at Chu Ci's ear.

"Pioneers, hide with your followers as the infidels attack us. ”

Ji Nibumei is not big, but her voice is not small, and she still shouts by Chu Ci's ears.

I know that the heretics are here, and those who don't know think that her idol is going to play basketball.

Chu Ci and Qin Lele stood up, and the two of them ran to a high place, and sure enough, they saw the figure of a dark-colored beast appearing on the horizon, one after another, and there were many of them.

"Bless us, pioneers!"

After shouting at Chu Ci's ear again, Ji Nibumei slammed her head to the ground, bounced twice, and ran into the Herald.

The battle came suddenly, Chu Ci didn't say a word, and the beasts of the old sect had already rushed forward.

Qin Lele's eyes were worried: "The gap between the number of the enemy and us is too big. ”

Chu Ci was anxious in his eyes, but there was nothing he could do.

There is an essential difference between the beast fight and the human fight, there is no need for strategy, no need for the right time and place, and there is no need for the right people to meet, and it is over when you lie down and step on it, it's as simple as that, and no external factors can affect the trend of the battle.

And in addition to the crystal is a desert on this alien star, there is no accident affecting it.

In a word, the number of beasts is the key to victory.

They all have a lobster pincer, and the attack method is also very simple, no one is more resistant than the other, and no one is much more powerful than the other, so the two gangs of beasts are still fighting to see the number, and the old sect beasts led by Ji Nibumei have no advantage.

"Isn't it only two days since the fight ended, why did you come again?"

Qin Lele glanced sideways at Chu Ci.

"I'm going to get you. ”

Chu Ci sighed: "No way, who called the Sprinkle family that I am the incarnation of God, Amitabha, I hope that the Three Qing Dao Ancestors will be with the believers, Amen." ”

Qin Lele looked confused: "What kind of religion is Kot spreading?"

Chu Ci: "Hundred pulpits." ”

Qin Lele laughed angrily.

"When are you still poor? ”

Chu Ci shrugged.

Everything has already happened, what else can be done, let's take one step at a time.

It's really nothing to see if there's such a thing as a beast fight.

For the first time, six beasts fought, and it was interesting to watch.

The second cave attack and defense battle, I think that's it.

This time, three or four hundred beasts pinched each other, and they were tasteless.

It's nothing more than a brawl with a stinky hooligan, just rushing up.

But when they looked at it, they both realized that something was wrong.

The Protestant-controlled beasts, that is, the dark beasts, are unusually ruthless.

When you put your opponent in the back, you will stick the lobster tongs into your neck and slap them.

Ji Nibumei and Chu Ci said before that fighting is a common thing, but the two sides will never fight to the death.

Under normal circumstances, the opponent will be captured, and then the opponent will be forced to open the belly armor, which is equivalent to occupying the opponent's city.

There are only so many beasts, and if you kill one, you will have one less, so both sides are very restrained.

It is worth mentioning that neither side will kill anyone, and the other is that they are both wearing high-tech uniforms, and no one will be killed.

Every time after a fight, if someone is robbed of the beast, it will be like a joke.

It's like the light-colored beast has lost the battle, and the little one inside is forcibly caught out, and then the Protestant little one enters the beast and locks the original little one outside, although you hit it with a small stone or bite it with a tooth, it won't open the door for you anyway, and stay where it is cool.

This time, however, the Protestants were markedly different, and the Protestants were using a scorched-earth strategy.

Theoretically, the only weakness of the beast is the neck, as it can enter the beast's body from the neck.

And after putting the beast down, stretch the lobster tongs into the neck and pound it, which is like stuffing the hand into the enemy's mouth and stabbing it, and the hand is also very long, directly stretching out the body along the mouth, it is completely to put people to death, from the outside into the inside, from the inside to cause destruction and deadly attacks.

The dark-colored beast has a large number of advantages, three or four beat one, after the light-colored beast is put down, one presses the body, one presses the lobster claw, and then the other is to put the lobster claw into the neck of the fallen beast and pound it, which is obviously a fatal fight, and the yin damage is extreme.

The lobster tongs are very long, more than ten meters, which means that when the whole root is submerged, it can completely destroy the thermonuclear absorber, which belongs to the stomach in one step.

Once the thermonuclear absorber is destroyed, even if the beast is useless, the little ones inside will lose their homes completely.

If people don't kill you, they will burn your house and kill you.

More and more of the beasts fell, all of them light-colored beasts driven by Old Christians.

"Damn, this is going to be out of business. Chu Ci no longer looked like he had just been so good, and he scolded again and again, but he couldn't think of the slightest way.

It's one thing to fight, but it's not a dead hand.

In the past, fighting was nothing more than snatching the beast, which was similar to the concept of snatching the city.

But this time, the other party obviously gave up the bottom line, this is going to die.

The light-colored beasts are retreating, and the dark-colored beasts are becoming more and more courageous.

Chu Ci sweated like rain, and Qin Lele was also gloomy.

Both of them knew that once the dark beasts rushed over, the two poor humans would never survive.

There is no room for hatred between religions, and if you catch it, you will be killed or roasted to death.

Qin Lele squinted his eyes and observed the situation on the battlefield, although he was anxious, there was not much panic on his face.

"What do you think?"

Chu Ci pondered for a moment and opened his mouth.

"Run. ”

"Leave them alone?"

"I want to take care of it, but the problem is that I can't manage it, if we run away, at least we will avoid being wiped out. Chu Ci said with a pious face: "They will bless me, bless me to shine the light of God on other alien planets, and bring the gospel to other alien cubs." ”

This is not to blame.

If you can still find a way to fight it with the same size, the problem is that he and Qin Lele are tied together and are not as big as a foot of the beast, how can this be beaten, not to mention that the other party still has more than 300 beasts.

Ginny Bumei is not a proper commander.

Either there was no instant communication between the beast and the beast, or the Protestants were caught off guard, in short, there was no tooth for tooth and blood for blood.

Everyone has changed their tactics, and they use lobster tongs to slap them in the mouth, but as a result, this group of old sectarians are still fighting as before, and they don't care about the other party when they put them down, and they don't kill them all.

Qin Lele's face suddenly calmed down and stared at Chu Ci.

"Don't die too far, we're going to be closer, I don't like to be alone. ”

Chu Ci was confused: "What do you mean?"

"Remember, death is closer to me!"

After leaving these words, Qin Lele jumped off the observation deck and ran quickly towards the city wall on the periphery of the palace.

Chu Ci sighed, he understood what Qin Lele meant.

This girl is going to enter the dead ghost Kurt in the Beast Gathering School.

Not all the beasts set foot on the battlefield, there were six outside the palace, and Ji Nibumei deliberately stayed behind to protect Chu Ci.

Of course, Mao Yong didn't, if Chu Ci was the commander, he would send all the beasts to the battlefield, because this kind of battle has no technical content, it just depends on quantity, of course, today is different, who is ruthless today and who has the advantage.

Obviously, the number of Ji Nibumei's subordinates is not enough, let alone ruthless, so the defeat is doomed, and the ending of Chu Ci and Qin Lele is also doomed.

Seeing that Qin Lele got into a beast and drove all the little ones out, Chu Ci scolded his mother and ran to the wall.

In this way, both of them entered the body of the beast and connected to the neurons.