Chapter 54 The Rooster Says He Will Become an Eagle
"Fat Apple, if you're sick, go and see it!
Neuropathy is also a disease, and it must be cured!
Although since your mental illness, I really have a lot more energy! Let me see a fat apple in the 100-meter sprint!
Still, I sympathize with you!"
Shalin teased for a moment with the fat apple.
Fat Apple said on his lips, really, there is definitely chicken essence! At the same time, he opened the photo album of his phone and wanted to show Shalin the video he recorded!
The expression on Fat Apple's face gradually appeared incredible, "No! The video I recorded clearly has chickens talking to people! Obviously threatening me......"
He played the video a few times, turned up the volume again, and tossed for a long time, but it was just a flock of chickens clucking and shaving sand......
Shalin laughed, and the conscious control robot flock stepped forward, and then said to the fat apple, "Look, isn't that so?"
A reed chicken stepped forward, made a gesture of please with its wings, and said, "Sir, if you are okay, please don't wander around in the sand of my house, affecting the growth of seedlings, please leave!"
The fat man was shocked and at the same time overjoyed, "Ah...... That's it, chicken essence, chicken essence, you have the ability to say it again!"
He turned on the video recording function of his mobile phone and started recording again, and the chicken said it again unscrupulously, and ran forward to peck a few times on the fat butt of the fat apple......
"Okay, you also saw it, do you have chicken essence here?"
"Really, I only heard my cooing a few times, you're really mentally ill, and your hallucinations are already very serious!"
"Impossible!"
"Don't believe me, look at the video you just recorded!"
The fat man opened the video, and the chickens were cooing from beginning to end, where is there such a thing as talking!
"What's going on?"
"You really have a mental problem, you should go to the hospital to see, why are the hallucinations so serious?
The fat man was wondering if he was hallucinating, and when he looked up, he was shocked: "You have a monkey squatting on your head!"
"Look, the hallucinations are serious! How can I have a monkey crouching on my head? Don't you believe you can record a video to see it?"
Fat Apple then pointed his phone at Shalin's head, and there was only Shalin in the screen, and there was no monkey in sight!
When he removed his phone, he saw a monkey squatting above Shalin's head smiling at him!
Fat Apple was shocked, the fat man still knew a little about mental illness, because his grandfather was a psychopath...... If one parent has schizophrenia, the incidence rate of the child is about 15%, and if both parents are schizophrenia, the child has about 40% of the disease......
Although he did not get sick in his parents' lifetime, it does not mean that the gene disappeared......
The apple-shaped fat man had already forgotten about this, but when he suddenly said this, he was terrified, turned around and ran away......
Sha Lin laughed, what is it if he is lame, Lao Tzu directly fooled people crazy......
"Master, I'm Wukong......"
"What's wrong?"
"Fortunately, this fat apple is crazy now, otherwise Shatang 10 might have been patented by him......"
"Uh-huh——?"
"The last time they stole seedlings, the fat man didn't even take a leaf with them, but in the end they found some hairy roots in the mud sticking to the soles of their shoes!
Then in the laboratory of the Desert Botanical Research Institute, it has been cultivated in more than fifty petri dishes, and it is now taking root......
However, the fat man did not tell anyone else, apparently intending to monopolize the results......
I found the photo in his phone ......"
Shalin was shocked: "Then what is he doing here with us now?"
"He came twice, both with the intention of taking a little bit of our Sand Sugar Ten organization here!
Go back and compare the genes to determine if the plants cultivated by his small hairy roots are Shatang No. 10!"
Salyn was shocked!
I didn't expect this apple to look round and bulging, but in fact, it's not cute at all, it's thoughtful, and it's quite a city!
Even if he is a dog raised by the gold owner, he is also a capable dog!
"Are you sure he's crazy now?"
"It's almost! I stimulated him just now, and with the schizophrenia factor in his genes, this stimulation has completely worked!"
"Although this apple is wasted, I think Sand Sugar Ten has leaked by now...... And it's a regular scientific research unit, so it's hard for me to start!"
"Wukong thinks that Master doesn't have to worry about it, Fat Apple's popularity in the unit is not good, he is crazy, and his things will be removed as garbage......"
Sha Lin thought about it, and felt that there was really no need to dwell on it anymore, he now had the artifact in his hand, and he could make money and grow anything he wanted, maybe this thing would really be thrown away as garbage, saving himself the risk of breaking into other people's regular units......
So he ordered the ten chickens to guard carefully in the future, so that no similar incident could happen again......
The chicken has an opinion: "I think we have to have a division of labor, a few run on the ground and a few fly in the sky, so that we can stare at ...... without dead ends."
"You are a fat chicken, flying into the sky, what do you think people will think when they see a real chicken?"
"We are universal bionic robots, which can not only become chickens, but also eagles, and can change all birds and beasts that are not very large......"
"Oh! I almost forgot...... But you have become eagles, and suddenly there are a few missing, how can I explain to my family?"
"Owner, you can buy a batch of real chickens, and we can also stock them for you...... Didn't you buy the Mystery of Life Liquid, which can be used to grow all living things, and ensure that the chickens you raise are delicious, nutritious and ......."
The effectiveness of the Mystery Liquid of Life, naturally, does not need to be introduced by chickens, and Sarin was instilled for two hours at the time, and was given a leaflet and instructions for use that were as exaggerated as the small advertisements of the cowhide...... Sarin is a wonderful use of this thing, and he is naturally familiar with it......
After this reminder, Shalin felt that it was very feasible, so he began to contact the chicken manufacturer to order......
"Chickens? chicken seedlings are not, there will be spring, now are to be slaughtered broilers, laying hens also have a batch, the growth time is not long, still in the peak period of egg production, if you want, the price may be a little high......"
Sha Lin thought about it, anyway, being idle is idle, get a little and raise it first, if the Mystery Liquid of Life really has such a good effect, taking advantage of the Spring Festival, you can make a lot of money......
"What if I want more?"
"If you can finish my slaughter, count you forty yuan a piece, a total of 20,000 broilers, laying hens ......"
"I want this broiler, you keep the laying hen first......"
"Okay! When will it be delivered?"
"Now!"
Several truckloads of chickens were delivered, and Shalin told his father that there was such a thing......
"Child, you are too sloppy! We have no chicken coop, no feed, nothing to prepare, in the big winter! In the desert, the chickens can be blown away by the wind......
Shalin's face turned red, what about 20,000 of them...... Rub, make it big, what to do!