Chapter 315, Baking Powder?
"My son's full moon depends on what you can bring me. If you're so stingy that you don't even have a gift, I'm going to have you in a C-grade movie next year. By the way, did you really bring my son a full moon? It's not good for you to come alone.
At least bring a niece or nephew to see... Libu listened to Zhou Xiaoxin's words, and after walking around with him, he turned to him directly and said to him with a disdainful expression on his face. In the face of the contempt of the people's legislature, Zhou Xiaoxin was not angry at all, but laughed heartily" "I will bring them to your village when I have the opportunity in the future." But you know, I want you to be ready for my next show, and I'm sure your show will be a hit.
By the way, have you really brought the film to your village? Not long ago, I found my grandmother, and she liked the way it used to be shown, so I bought her a projector. After that, I only made two films, so I had to rotate them, or one of them was too boring... Why, do you have an opinion?
After smiling at Zhou Xiaoxin, Libu helped him take Xingtang off the boat. After seeing Tang Bu who helped move the Tang, Zhou Xiaoxin immediately pulled his Xingtang to the corner and continued to smile and say to Tang Bu: "I don't mind, I just want to ask you if you will continue tonight, after all, this is my first movie, and I want to see how it works." β
"Yes, how can we not do something with so many people today? What's wrong? You won't miss it, don't worry, we all know the rules of Tangjia Village, and it won't spread everywhere. Okay, go up, my uncle will be waiting for you there, they will arrange a bed for you... After casually returning a few words to Zhou Xiaoxin, he waved his hand and prepared to send him to Tangjia Village.
But I don't know exactly what my next play will be, Zhou Caution did not leave the plan immediately, but directly pestered Tang Bu and said with a smile: "I can't find any job there now, so I can only work in the mainland in the future. βγ
Now I want to know what my next steps are so that I can prepare in advance, this time you have to give me the normal price, not give me a cut, and I still want to eat. Your next play is called "Kung Fu", which is a martial arts movie set in the 80s and a comedy martial arts movie.
In the same way, I will give you the usual arrangement, trotters plus directors, money, and we also abide by the rules of trade, and in any case, I will not treat you badly in this regard. Now that you know what to do next, you can go up and rest.
To be honest, I'm very unhappy to see you now, you reminded me that because of your absence, I had to stay up late for half a month to edit the scene! After casually talking about Zhou Xiaoxin's next play, Tang Bu began to impatiently drive him away again. After knowing what his next play would be, Zhou Cheng still didn't want to leave, and pestered Tang Bu to ask: "So, did you write this play?" When will you give me your script? I'm a pig's foot director. I think I'd better get acquainted with the play sooner rather than later... βγ
When I'm done today, I'll print out the script and send it to you. If you don't have any problems, hurry up, now the whole world knows that you skipped work and left without editing the movie, so don't try to get attention here you go back and rest, they have arranged for you to be in the room, don't stand here, I know you're more handsome than me... Libu said that he almost had a cramp in his mouth today, so he didn't care much about Zhou Xiaoxin at this time, and one drove him back to rest. Hearing that Tang Bu would give him the script tonight, Zhou Xiaoxin finally stopped pestering him and pushed the suitcase to Tangjia Village. "Okay, I'll go upstairs and rest first, remember to give me the script tonight, or I'll go to your house tonight"
"You rest and rest, but don't sleep like a pig, ah, we are a village at night, and there are more than a thousand people eating together, so when the time comes, you have to go out to eat with us, don't oversleep, or after shouting a few words to Zhou Xiaoxin at night, don't come to me hungry, Tang Bu turned around to see the next guest, and when the next guest came ashore, he was stunned, and the guest was Jiao Meng.
In the face of Tang Bu's fright, he said bluntly, with a disgusted expression on his face What, can't I gain weight, or don't know me, you are my big customer, so how could I not recognize you, but you just recorded a good voice, and you have gained so much weight in a few months, look at your inflatable body, look at your fat hands, look at your elephant legs, hey, I really can't do it now, contact you with the former goddess sister Ah, you fat man is like another person, because I have become accustomed to Jiao Mengyu's mutual contempt, so Tang Bu just laughed at herβ
Who told you I was really fat?
"I'm pregnant, and the father of the child is you," Jiao said, rubbing his belly despite her objections, you don't even have a boyfriend, and neither are you... Wait, what? You say you're pregnant, the baby is mine, and you... When faced with Jiao Mengyu's answer, Tang Bu replied bluntly, but when he was halfway through his answer, he immediately looked at Jiao Mengyu with a frightened expression on his face, thinking that he remembered something terrible, "I'm kidding." She laughs.
By the way, what's the expression on your face, why do you look so scared when I tell you it's you? That's just a joke, why can't I drive? "I don't think it's her. She doesn't even like men... But why do I hope it's her? β
After muttering a few words in his head, Ribu quickly smiled and said, "No, am I playing with you?" But, you're pregnant, why don't you say it, you say it's early, I won't let you come, you call my son to bless me, you're so troublesome... Don't be presumptuous. I'm still here... By the way, have you arranged a place for us to stay?" When Tang Bu said that Jiao Mengyu was coming alone, Jiao Mengyu's assistant immediately opened his mouth and expressed his dissatisfaction to Tang Bu.
"Uh, you're there too, I thought it was Sister Mengyu who came by herself!" Smiled and returned to Jiao Mengyu's assistant, and after saying a few words, Tang Bu stepped forward and hugged Jiao Mengyu's hand, and then on the side of supporting her, he smiled at her and said, "Come on, you pregnant woman. You're as as "dear panda". So, I'll arrange a better bed and breakfast for you, I'll arrange a personal doctor for you, if you, the great national treasure, are not feeling well... β
Wow, does the Tang family in your village want to build a second film and television base in this country? Have you spent a lot of money on these old houses?" Facing the surprised Jiao Mengyu, Tang Bu responded with a smile directly at the smug her: "Do you think I'm so bored that I still have to eat with the people in the studio? " οΌ
This is what our village looked like 200 years ago, we rearranged it according to the family tree, these are the houses we live in, not the places where we filmed" "Hey, kobu, who is this person you support? does he live here too? why don't you arrange for her to go to a hotel on the other side of the river, which is quieter and more suitable for pregnant women like her"
Tang Wanda, who was in charge of arranging accommodation at the entrance of the village, saw Jiao Mengyu holding Tang Bu's arm, and he smiled and handed him a bunch of keys. Listening to Tang Wanda's words, Tang Buxian smiled and nodded. Then he picked up the key, smiled and said, "Okay, let's give her a room so that we won't disturb her tomorrow when we beat the drums... β
After getting Tang Wanda's key, Tang Bu let go of Jiao Mengyu's hand, and then smiled and brought both of them to the last position of the bedside breakfast. Along the way, Jiao Mengyu has been observing the magical village of Tangjia Village. At the same time, she was also a little curious about how Tang Bu made this village, which originally only had a few people, attract nearly a thousand people to come back for the New Year.
In addition to this, she was surprised to find that Ribu was especially popular in the village. The old men of the village had seen him. His name is Kobu. Middle-aged man. His name is Rib. The young man saw him. His name is Don Gott. When the children saw him, they called him Uncle Rip. All the people they met were smiling, swimming with the don bu, and had a friendly attitude.
Even if she returned with a pregnant woman like her, no one in the village doubted them, as if they took it for granted. Halfway through, Jiao Mengyu finally couldn't help but say, "Libu, why don't you bring a pregnant woman like me back to the village, where people won't talk or point fingers behind her back?" Won't they suspect that I am your mistress? "Wow, in a month, I can finally get out of customs, hahaha... β
Husband, what are you doing here?Who are the people around you??" When I heard Jiao Mengyu's words, Tang Bu didn't have time to speak, he saw a figure rushing over in Tang Village, and the person also hurriedly ran over, holding his arm and calling her husband. Jiao Mengyu pointed at Tang Yanmei, who was holding her, with a shocked expression on her face, "Tang, I didn't know you were such a person." Your wife worked hard to give you four sons, and now you have another wife! β
"Don't try to turn us against each other. This is my former wife, but she's a little white now, a little skinny, with long hair and a little bit good-looking. The daughter-in-law doesn't admit that this has always been a dream of playing with the queen Huang Xiaoli, that is, she spent a lot of money with me to buy the queen's song. Trust me, a woman gains weight when she gets pregnant, look at her now..."
Old Tang Yanmei, although she is suitable for being a wife, she is really not very suitable for taking out, but now that she has become beautiful, Tang Bu directly can't help it, holding her to focus on Mengyu's hidden "Okay, you are the heroine Jiao Mengyu, my God, why did you grow so much meat? You are more terrible than when I was pregnant." You're not pregnant, are you? β
I heard Tang Bu say that this pregnant woman was Jiao Mengyu, Tang Yanmei immediately covered her mouth and twisted around on his face, facing Tang Bo's swagger and Tang Yanmei's shock, Jiao Mengyu gritted her teeth and looked at them, "Now you say I'm fat, Tang Bo." When I'm done with the baby, you'll know what I'm going to do to you!
And sister-in-law, you're not so thin now, wait until I'm done with the baby, I'll show you what a slender woman looks like, okay, tell me where I live, and get out of here, I don't want to see you and your wife, oh, that sister, I'm just in a state of spontaneous alertness, I didn't mean to laugh at you or anything, I just suddenly saw that you used to be so good, and saw a scene like this, and it felt incredible.
Don't be mad at me, I'm a redneck and I don't speak out of place. Don't mind. When Jiao Mengyu seemed to be angry, Tang Yanmei hurriedly walked up to her with a smile and explained. "I don't want to look at this guy right now. He's really annoying. He's been angry with me ever since I got off the boat!
Okay, okay, don't be angry, this is your house, your keys, groceries, quilts and pillows, all in the cupboard, you can use when you open it. Even if you think I'm bored, I'll take my wife for a walk.
Goodbye, fat heroine. After happily taking Jiao Mengyu to a homestay, Tang Bu immediately turned around, his eyes full of anger, in front of Tang Yanmei. As soon as Tang Yanmei left the dormitory, she took him by the arm and followed him to the village for a walk.
"Husband, why do I think you're mad at him?"
He asked, "A woman's sixth sense is terrible! After saying in his heart that a woman's sixth sense is terrible, he poked Tang Yanmei's head in disgust and quipped, "It's really stupid to be pregnant for three years." I have only had contact with Jiao Mengyu a few times, where do I go with her, but I am not envious of my heart... Do you think I'm a bomb and you're just mad at everyone??? β