"Hey, little host, you can hear from my words that I like Mr. Wang, so you are very experienced in relationships?

I'm three years older than our Mr. Wang, so think of any way to attract Mr. Wang's attention?"

Zhao Punctual didn't want to give Sister Green Tea any bullshit idea to chase men, he hadn't finished licking the bitter buddy of Dog No. 1 yet.

So, Zhao Punctual tried to turn the topic back: [We haven't finished talking about the boy who doesn't chase you?]

"I've forgotten about him, so you can quickly say it, and help me think of an idea. ”

Sorting out the buzzing brains, Zhao Shoushi said: [You just said that he would give up after chasing you for two years, and I suddenly agreed with your idea. If you chase you for two years and give up, it means that the two-year test period is definitely not enough, two years is too little, at least let him chase you for five or ten years.

A woman as good as you is in her 30s or 40s is especially easy to find a husband. Don't think I'm, that's what the boss of the United Nations said, it's true. 】

Uh~, Zhao Punctuality's brother's brother's cousin's cousin's nephew's third uncle's neighbor's surname Lian. The eldest son of the old Lian family is called Lian Heguo.

Lian Heguo's IQ is a bit problematic, which is commonly known as retarded.

"Huh?" Green Tea's puzzled voice came from the other end of the phone: "The boss of the United Nations is Pan Wen, right? Also, why do I always feel like you're scolding me?"

[I don't, it's not me, don't talk nonsense. 】

Zhao Punctuality, who used righteous words and denied the three links, whispered in a voice that no one could hear: "It's weird."

Zhao Punchou, who didn't want to continue the topic just now, diverted the topic and said: [Let's talk about how to help you attract your attention from Mr. Wang. It is recommended that you take a look at the overbearing president article, which has a whole set of things that can open the door to a new world. As for the problem that you are worried about being bigger than Mr. Wang, it is not a problem.

I don't know if you've heard of such a sentence, the bigger a woman is, the more popular she is, the third female college holds the gold brick, the female college sends the country thirty times, the female college sends the elixir three hundred, the female college three thousand rank in the fairy class, the female college thirty thousand is famous, the female three hundred million opens the world, you are a pure green tea bitch is really shameless~]

[Phew, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, your mouth is too fast, and you say bald. 】

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"Bastard, you're really scolding me! I'm going to report you, I'm going to get your boss to fire you! Bastard, tell me your name! And the way to report you!!I'm going to make you a lost dog. Bastard!!!pissed me off, pissed me off. ”

She was still scolding on the phone, but no one could hear her anymore, because Zhao Punctual had muted her call.

Zhao Punctuality, who had a meaningful smile on the corner of his mouth, said to Mike: [You see this is a trouble, I just gave a few suggestions, and she scolded me and insulted her? 】

[In order not to be wronged by her in vain, I decided to do what she wanted. We're not targeting anyone, so I'll tell you a story. Listen if you like it, quit if you don't like it. If you feel that my words have offended you, I'm sorry, and please bear with me, although I won't change it.

I once had a friend who sent him a shopping link for a 20,000 dollar baby from a girl he liked.

My friend has just stepped into society, and his monthly salary is less than 5,000, and there is really not much left after paying rent and utilities.

How could he come out of a small township and come up with 20,000 yuan to buy an unaffordable broken bag.

may have been delayed in receiving the transfer, and the girl sent a voice: 'You are too picky, you don't buy me a bag for 20,000 yuan, and you still have the face to say that you love me?'

I'm probably fed up with her anger and ready to take a boost;

20,000 yuan to buy a bag? I'll do the math for you, which is equal to four fruit machines, six chrysanthemum machines, eight PS3s, ten 3DS, and hundreds of heroes and skins in dozens of games.

You say I'm demoralized playing games? I'll give you a straightforward calculation, fitness card, massage card, health service VIP card, where can I go for domestic and overseas travel? I can't play anything?

The health service is almost two hundred, the better one is five hundred, and the method is not the same, people still want to treat me as a grandfather, I want to leave, they still have to say to me in a good voice: "Uncle, come back next time, I am No. 69 technician Feifei, remember to clock next time." ”

Do you think my friend is tough enough?

Anyway, I gave him thirty-two likes.

Let's start a new topic, that is: Shouldn't boys spend money on girls?

Should. But the premise of this should be that the two are happy, in order to pursue the pleasure of girls, and create a romantic environment, add some mood, why not, I think boys will not refuse.

If two people are truly in love and are running for a better future, then there is no problem in spending money on girls, because they will be partners who will spend their lives together in the future.

If a girl accepts your hard work, she will still be happy even if the gift is not expensive enough.

If a girl's first reaction when receiving your expensive gift is not how I want to show off to my friends, but whether you will have difficulties in your life.

Then I want to congratulate you, you have met the right person, don't let down such good girls, they are more precious than the most precious and pure diamonds in the world.

On the contrary, if a girl is dismissive of your heartfelt gifts, but smiles at you when she gives you expensive gifts, you should be wary of whether you are being used as a spare tire for licking dogs.

If someone doesn't understand the meaning of licking a dog, I can explain that it is the kind of relationship between the sexes, knowing that the other party doesn't like them, and once giving up their dignity and bottom line to please others, trying to exchange their enthusiasm for the other party's response.

Licking a dog is not the same as chasing a girl, the key is whether the two parties are on an equal footing, you have to understand: I am your suitor and not your slave.

There is a saying in my hometown: lick the dog lick the dog, lick until there is nothing left.

The friend above me summed up the six-word motto with his experience of licking the dog after drinking: licking the dog is not a house.

If all you look at is the money in my pocket, you only think of me as your stable meal ticket, a chauffeur, an ATM, a gift wholesaler.

Then why should I spend money on you?

Are you good-looking?Open the game, which of the hundreds of wives is uglier than you?

Do you share the joys and sorrows? Which of the fifty brothers who eat chicken has you holding back?

Are you knowledgeable? Open and search for hundreds of millions of questions, how many can you answer?

Are you talented? Who is not better than you can sing and dance in order to make a living in these years?

The door is not right, don't suffer if you don't have any skills, you are a good person, I don't deserve it, forget me, the next one!