On October 10, 2021, a community in Zhaoshi City

Half a year ago, Wang Xiaolong, who was still the fifth row of the fourth class of the second class of the eighty-second middle school in Zhaoshi City, carried the handle by the window group, and now he has been upgraded to the four heavenly kings in the fourth class of the third junior high school.

However, regardless of whether it is the Four Heavenly Kings or the Five King Kongs, it should be cleaned up by the head teacher or by the head teacher.

Wang Xiaolong played too much on the National Day before, and he didn't touch his homework during the seven-day long holiday, but he didn't touch it for the first six days.

There is too much debt.

Even if he struggled for half the night with a pen and a lamp on his last day, it still didn't help.

Originally, if Wang Xiaofeng, the younger sister of the squad leader, had made a move, she would have been able to help cover it up, but unfortunately Xiaolong Tianwang was too embarrassed during the holiday and offended Wang Da's squad leader.

Wang Xiaofeng not only did not help, but killed his relatives and actively reported it.

Gee.

It was the third year of junior high school, the high school entrance examination was about to take place, and the eleventh holiday had passed, and the run-in period for the beginning of the school had passed.

At this time, the little dragon king committed a crime against the wind, and was immediately turned into a chicken that set an example for monkeys.

Make up homework, see parents, tree typical, single seat in the first row, and focus on the care of teachers in each subject.........

The week after Wang Xiaolong's holiday was refreshing.

Today, the teachers of English and mathematics plus the homeroom teacher who is the Chinese teacher are very caring and have doubled his homework.

For this reason, Wang's mother, who learned about it in the Feixin group, also made a special call to the head teacher to express her gratitude.

In the bedroom, Wang Xiaolong was writing hard, and his sister Wang Xiaofeng, who was also a tutor and supervisor sent by Wang's mother, leaned on the chair in the bedroom, comfortably holding the tablet to brush comics.

As the class president and the top ten students in the grade all year round, as long as the grades do not fluctuate, parents and teachers will turn a blind eye to some of her relaxation and entertainment.

In the past, Wang Xiaolong was jealous of his sister's treatment, but now he is even more envious and jealous, from the beginning of school on the 8th to the present, he has not touched any electronic products for three days.

Game、Chasing、And chatting about the hot "god sister",I miss them so much......

Wang Xiaolong's heart was sour, but he suddenly heard the bedroom door knock from outside.

He was still distracted, almost instinctively, immediately cast his eyes on the book, his eyes were attentive, the pen in his hand seemed to be writing, and there were words in his mouth.

"The scenery of the northern country, thousands of miles of ice, thousands of miles of snow drifting, looking at the ......... inside and outside the Great Wall"

Wang Xiaofeng was also awakened by the movement of opening the door at this time, glanced at the pretending brother with disdain, skillfully adjusted the tablet comic page to the English glossary, and then looked at the person.

"Mom, what's wrong?"

Wang Ma glanced at Wang Xiaolong without raising her head, still "concentrating on studying", and nodded with satisfaction.

"Your grandma called and said dizzy, I'll take a look, I may not come back at night, your father's unit is on night shift, you two are obedient at home, go to bed early, I'll put the breakfast money on the coffee table tomorrow, remember to take it." ”

"Grandma doesn't matter, right?"

"It's okay, it's all old problems, I'll take her to the hospital to hang some water. ”

Wang's mother was very calm, and she thought about it often, and told her brother and sister a few more words, and opened the door and left the house.

.........

After Wang Ma left, both Wang Xiaolong and Wang Xiaofeng couldn't help but cheer for this rare freedom.

Too lazy to continue watching Wang Xiaolong pretend, Wang Xiaofeng went to the living room to turn on the TV with a happy face, chasing dramas.

After all, it's the third year of junior high school, and it's close to the high school entrance examination, so it's just lazy to take a tablet in the name of studying, and want to watch TV and play games openly, even Wang Xiaofeng doesn't have this treatment.

During the weekend holidays, maybe Wang Ma can occasionally show great compassion, but when she has to go to class the next day, it is delusional at all.

Wang Xiaofeng seized the rare opportunity to watch the drama and chase the fan, but Wang Xiaolong was not as comfortable as her.

There's a lot of homework to write......

"Oops!"

Wang Xiaolong's face was wrinkled, and he weighed it in his heart for a long time, if he didn't write his homework today, he would continue to write with a bitter face.

But in the end, no one supervised, Wang Xiaolong is not a person who sits still, and after a while, he became wild, he went out to drink water in three minutes, went out to go to the toilet in five minutes, and was hungry in ten minutes.

In an hour, homework takes up less than 20 minutes, and the rest of the time is either miscellaneous work or "inadvertently" lingering in the living room, eyes chasing the rubber man with his arm getting longer on the TV.

Wang Xiaofeng was too lazy to pay attention to his brother, playing with the tablet while watching the drama, playing and playing, and suddenly swiped the news of the premiere of "Baolian Lantern" today, and his eyes suddenly lit up.

The last time "Family with Children 4" was broadcast, Wang Xiaofeng became obsessed with Chu Yuan, a handsome East Asian mixed-race guy who played Zuo Yangyang, and later paid special attention to Chu Yuan's bib and super talk, although he was not a hardcore fan, he was also a little fan girl.

Chu Yuan is the first male protagonist of "Baolian Lantern", Wang Xiaofeng has heard of it before, but because it was not broadcast, he didn't pay much attention to it.

The school has just started in the past two days, and I run at home every day, and I take the time to get my mobile phone and tablet, and I have limited time, so I focus on the comics and updates I watch, and I don't have time to pay attention to gossip and entertainment news.

didn't notice it for a while, and it was the day of the premiere of "Baolian Lantern".

After watching the time, it was already eight o'clock in the evening, Wang Xiaofeng quickly picked up the remote control, quit the anime, and transferred to Dongshan Satellite TV.

"Hey, what are you doing in the channel, it's the critical moment. ”

Now Wang Xiaolong, who was behind the sofa, couldn't help but ask, intending to let his sister know that it was a shameful act to interrupt others to watch anime.

Wang Xiaofeng glanced at him and asked coldly, "Have you finished your homework?"

"Ahem......"

With one move, the Little Dragon Heavenly King immediately retreated, and raised the cup in his hand with some embarrassment: "If you are thirsty, come out and get a glass of water." ”

Under Wang Xiaofeng's gaze, Wang Xiaolong took a glass of water, reluctantly retreated to the bedroom, and when the door was closed, he vaguely heard the sound of the TV.

"Nuwa's great god is refined into a treasure called [Baolian Lamp], this treasure is unpredictable, and the magic power is boundless, and people who are not virtuous and compassionate cannot use it.

Tens of thousands of years later, the Baolian lantern fell into the hands of the niece of the Jade Emperor, the Three Virgins, who held this treasure to drive away diseases and disasters in the world and benefit the people........."

The story of Baolian lamp agarwood saving his mother is not as well-known in China as Nezha's troubles in the sea and the Heavenly Palace, but many people still know about it.

Boys like Wang Xiaolong, who grew up listening to such myths and stories when they were young, are naturally no strangers to this.

Now when I hear the narrator's introduction, my already restless heart comes alive again.

Wang Xiaolong quietly opened the bedroom door and stretched out his head to look at the living room, although he couldn't see the screen clearly, he could still hear the sound of the TV very clearly.

.........

The plot of the first episode of "Baolian Lantern" entered very quickly, first introducing the origin of the treasure of Baolian Lantern, and then explaining that the Three Virgins violated the rules of heaven and married the scholar Liu Yanchang and had children.

After chatting for two minutes and explaining the antecedents clearly, I entered the text on [District 8].

Boom Boom –

The thunder was rolling, the dark clouds were thick, and hundreds of silver-gray and silver-armored heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals surrounded a farmhouse courtyard with weapons and magic weapons, and then flashed out six strange-shaped people.

There are bald heads and angry eyes, long hair and black robes, fat and round, thin as bones, long beards and red beards, and hats and armor.

The weapons in his hands are also rare Qimen weapons, such as the serrated long knife, the crescent moon double blade, the magic wand, the meteor hammer, the mace, and the hook and sickle.

These six people are Kang, Zhang, Yao, Li Siwei, Guo Shen, and the second general of Zhijian, collectively known as the six Meishan brothers.

After the Meishan brothers appeared, a few loud dog barks, and a thin-waisted black dog flashed out of the clouds, with two sounds, a flash of white light, and turned into a strange man with black hair and black clothes, with an ugly appearance and fierce eyes.

"King Huangmei, why did you become a dog this time?"

There was a sister's exclamation from the living room, Wang Xiaolong couldn't bear it anymore, and quietly ran to the living room, just as he saw Yan Changying who was stepping on the clouds, shrunken down, and holding a big bone rod in his hand.

That is, the yellow-eyed king in Wang Xiaofeng's mouth.

Since his debut in 2016, five or six years have passed, and his second uncle is now an old actor, and he has played no less than a dozen roles, large and small.

Among them, the most well-known is Captain Jia of "Underground Traffic Station", and then Huang Mei of "Magic Mobile".

Although Wang Xiaofeng himself also likes to watch sitcoms, he prefers "blockbusters" like mythical martial arts.

So in her heart, her first impression of her second uncle is King Huangmei, and her second impression is the high priest of the Spirit Clan in "Seven Swords 2", and the second uncle's most classic character, Captain Jia, has to be ranked after the two.

This doesn't matter, it's mainly personal preference, Wang Xiaolong didn't care, but followed the analysis.

"Dog spirit, it should be a roaring dog, and the Erlang God should come out. ”

As soon as the words fell, the howling dog played by the second uncle moved his nose and shouted respectfully with admiration: "Master." ”

Then, a figure slowly descended from the sky.

I saw that this person was sword-eyed, handsome and majestic, elegant and quiet, rich and beautiful, on his forehead, one long and one short, two lightning ripples, a silver crown on his head, an embroidered robe, silver armor and a black long cloak, and a three-pointed two-edged knife.

It is Yang Jian, the god of heaven and justice, and the true monarch of Guan Jiangkou Erlang.

"It's so handsome. ”

Wang Xiaofeng looked at the majestic Erlang God on the TV screen, his eyes suddenly became starry eyes, Wang Xiaolong glanced at his sister with disdain, and then looked at the TV, revealing a trace of solemnity in his eyes.

It's really handsome, and I have another strong rival on my way to the most handsome guy in the world.........

.........

Not to mention the reaction of the Wang family's brothers and sisters, after the handsome appearance of Erlang played by Jiao Jun here, there was no nonsense, and immediately let the Third Lady kill Liu Yanchang and the newborn Agarwood.

As an elder brother, Erlang God will hide her violation of the rules of heaven, and the Three Holy Mothers will continue to call gods and immortals in Huashan in the future.

The Three Holy Mothers were naturally unwilling, they didn't agree with each other, they fought, Erlang God swept the formation by himself, and the Meishan brothers, the roaring heavenly dogs, and hundreds of heavenly soldiers and heavenly generals surrounded the Three Holy Mother.

However, the Three Virgins relied on the power of the Baolian lantern to outnumber the crowd and not fall behind at all.

Erlang was furious and attacked Liu Yanchang and his son who were hiding aside, and the Three Holy Mothers were anxious to save people, so they sent the Baolian Lantern to Liu Yanchang and his son, and cast a spell to let the Baolian Lantern take Liu Yanchang and his son away, and he was ready to drag everyone down.

In the end, the father and son of the Liu family were able to escape, and the Three Holy Mothers were beaten into Huashan by the angry Erlang God and imprisoned in the prison in the belly of the mountain.

This point is still very touching, under the heavy surrounding, the husband and wife, mother and son were forced to separate, Wang Xiaolong looked very angry, and then thought of something, meaning something loudly.

"What kind of broken Erlang God, or is he a brother, bullying his sister like this. ”

"You know what. ”

Wang Xiaofeng, who had long been fascinated by Erlang God, stopped doing it, and immediately retorted: "Erlang God is the god of heaven and justice, impartially enforcing the law, and killing relatives with righteousness, how great it is." ”

“？？？”

Wang Xiaolong looked confused, Erlang God didn't say it, his words expressed an elder brother's concern and love for his sister, how could this girl not appreciate it at all.

"As long as the villain looks good, the three views follow the facial features, and netizens don't deceive me. ”

Looking at Erlang God's sister on the screen, Wang Xiaolong felt deeply frustrated.

I still want to please my sister well, and beg her to help me escape tomorrow, but I ended up on the horse's .........

Wang Xiaolong's psychology, Wang Xiaofeng was too lazy to take care of it, looking at the plot for the time being, there was no Erlang God, so he immediately opened the penguin and sent a message to talk about.

[Amway Amway, the most handsome Erlang God in history, Yang Jian, everyone go to Dongshan Satellite TV to watch "Baolian Lantern"!!]

Soon, there were people like and comment below.

[Erlang God Yang Jian?I prefer Cheng Biting Jin on the road] - No. 1 iron fan of a certain game.

[Execute the will of the world, gallop to your heart's content] - a game iron fan No. 2.

[Xiaofeng, do you also watch "Baolian Lantern", Erlang God is really handsome] - look at the female classmate.

[Go see it right away, the temperature will be low tomorrow, wear more clothes] - lick the dog.

【......】

Wang Xiaofeng didn't reply to the news, and her energy was mainly on TV.

After the Three Virgins were suppressed by Erlang God, they directly transitioned to 16 years later, when the baby Agarwood grew up and studied in a private school in Liujia Village.

Although Wang Xiaofeng is now obsessed with Erlang God, after all, he is also an old fan of Chu Yuan, and he has not completely climbed the wall for the time being, and he is also very concerned about the plot of agarwood.

The original "Baolian Lantern" allowed Agarwood to show the talent of the friendship between gods and men, and did a lot of things in the academy and at home.

To be honest, the filming was quite interesting, but it was somewhat procrastinating, so the Shanhe version of the script was changed, and after briefly explaining the extraordinaryness of agarwood, Erlang God went to the door.

This time the Erlang God is different from the towering god last time, specially dressed as a mortal scholar, wearing a white shirt, a jade crown and hair, and holding a folding fan, which is called a romantic and suave person.

Although Chu Yuan is also handsome, after all, he is still young and his temperament is also tender, and in order to highlight the extraordinaryness of the immortals, the plot deliberately makes the agarwood dress ordinary.

It's enough to appear alone, but when two people stand together, they immediately divide the highs and lows.

Wang Xiaofeng once again offered his star eyes, and his psychology that was still hesitant became firm.

Climb the wall, be sure to climb the wall.

I, Wang Xiaofeng, was born as the second master's person, and died as the second master's ghost.

At the same time, with the continuous development of the plot, the story of "Baolian Lantern" slowly began to plump.

Erlang God was afraid of the majesty of the heavenly rules and his own judicial god, so he did it to his third sister, but he still had a private relationship.

The Three Holy Mothers were only imprisoned by him in private, and the heavenly court didn't know about it, and for Agarwood and Liu Yanchang, after he learned about the whereabouts of the two, he couldn't bear to do it, especially Agarwood, he even had a bit of an uncle's heart.

Kill can not kill, let go can not be released, Erlang God is in a dilemma, at this time the queen mother is doing trouble, adding a new law to the heavenly article, thinking that the combination of those is a serious crime, and the person who conceals and does not report is guilty of the same crime.

Erlang God was completely passive.

The plot of the first two episodes passed quickly, and the Wang brothers and sisters watched it with taste, accompanied by the sound of the ending song.

"There are three virgins in heaven

Raw agarwood and daddy lived

Agarwood cried day and night to find her mother, crying to find her mother

The roaring dog chases, and Erlang God blocks

The Four Heavenly Kings often block the way

......

I'm all my mother

Mother is all I have

If my mother is miserable, I will not be happy

.........”

Although the lyrics in the last half are a bit like mother's treasure, the overall tune is cheerful and very brainwashing.

Wang Xiaolong hummed a few words and memorized the tune, muttering the Three Holy Ladies in his mouth, his face full of joy.

Wang Xiaofeng couldn't get used to seeing him so comfortable, so he deliberately blocked him: "You watched TV with me for two hours, and your homework was finished?"

“......”

The living room was silent, and two seconds later I remembered Wang Xiaolong's heart-rending yell.

", there's still !!!! work"