Chapter 48: School Starts
Monday, March 1st!
It's back to school!
Zhonghai No. 1 Elementary School was holding a grand opening ceremony, the gray-haired principal was slowly reading the congratulations, and Panda and Du Bishu in the audience were about to yawn.
"How long is this bad old man going to talk?"
Du Bishu complained: "Why hasn't it been over for half an hour, my legs are numb." ”
"Who knows, with the experience of last semester, the principal will probably have to speak for more than ten minutes......" Panda didn't finish speaking, and suddenly his eyes went dark.
The tall and majestic figure of the head teacher stood in front of him, angry flames dancing in his eyes behind the lenses, and his expression was full of coldness.
"Panda!
After the roll call, the head teacher then said with a hint of coldness: "The squad leader will remember the names of these two people, and today's duty will be handed over to them." ”
Panda cried with a sad face, and after the head teacher went to other areas with his hands behind his back, he couldn't help but kick Du Bishu.
Bastard!
You're the one who hurt me!
Du Bishu said with a smile: "What are you afraid of? This afternoon, the head teacher is going to hold a faculty meeting, and he has no time to supervise the duty." ”
Is it okay to not have to clean?
Panda's depression was swept away, and he didn't feel how uncomfortable the punishment was.
The principal's opening speech may not have changed at all, a speech took half a lifetime, and the time to end the speech was really ten minutes after Panda's prediction.
At the end of the grand opening ceremony, the class teachers returned to their respective classrooms with dozens of horses.
The same goes for Panda and Du Bishu.
Five (7) classes, this is their class.
On the first day of school, there will be no formal classes except for checking the completion of students' winter vacation homework.
In the first Chinese class, the Chinese teacher, who likes to wear a black coat and is as fat as a briquette, checked the completion of the winter vacation homework of the No. 40 horse boy in the class one by one, that is, whether he was obedient and wrote a diary.
Panda's diary was opened by the Chinese teacher, he glanced at it a few times, and then praised: "Good job! It seems that our Panda classmates have had a very fulfilling winter vacation!"
Hey!
Faced with the teacher's compliment, Panda touched his head embarrassedly.
Then there is Du Bishu.
[February 15th, fine.
Panda helped her mother go out to buy vinegar, but when she arrived at the supermarket, she found that she had forgotten to bring money. The cashier sneered and said to him, "Heh, you don't have any money to put a lot of money, and you can afford vinegar even if you are poor and sour?" Panda was furious and felt out his psychedelic rings......
The Chinese teacher's expression gradually became solemn.
Du Bishu faintly sensed a hint of danger, and swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva.
Closing Du Bishu's diary with an indifferent expression, the Chinese teacher asked quietly, "Du Bishu, did you copy this diary?"
"No! I wrote it myself!" Du Bishu shook his head and denied.
Hehe!
A cold glint flashed in the language teacher's eyes, and he took two steps back for Panda to hand over his diary. After opening it, he put it in front of Du Bishu, and then said, "Du Bishu, please read the first paragraph of Pan Da's diary!"
It's over!
Du Bishu Tianling covered the cold air, feeling that he had cultivated to the legendary fifth realm of cultivation - Yuan Shen Out of the Body!
Tremblingly, he picked up Panda's diary and read it in front of the class: "Monday, February 15th, I helped my mother go out to buy vinegar, and when I got to the supermarket, I found that I forgot to bring money......
As soon as he finished reading, the Chinese teacher applauded and said, "Du Bishu, you are good at linguistics, you can become a translator in the future......!" Chinese translation!"
Du Bishu: "......"
He lowered his head in shame and obediently admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry teacher, I was wrong." ”
"It's good to know it's wrong!"
They are all ignorant children, and the Chinese teacher doesn't want to criticize them too harshly.
He flicked Du Bishu's head with his hand and reprimanded: "Will you copy it in the future?"
"No more copying!"
"Well, that's good. Next, Wang Jiaming!"
[Monday, February 15, fine. Du Bishu helped Panda's mother go out to buy vinegar, but when she arrived at the supermarket, she found that she had forgotten to bring money......]
Chinese Teacher: "......"
The list of students on duty changed from two to three.
......
After the last class, five (7) classes are in the classroom.
Du Bishu took Pan Da and chased Wang Jiaming with a broom to chop.
"Who told you to copy my diary?" said Panda angrily.
"Is that what you can copy?" Du Bishu shouted.
The little overlord squatted in the corner with his head in his hands, like a helpless little sheep.
He cried and begged for mercy: "Good brother let me go! I didn't mean to, I just arrived at school and remembered that the diary was not finished, so I took it and copied it, but I didn't expect it to ......."
I didn't expect someone to have copied it!
Wang Jiaming felt that he was quite unlucky, so he casually touched a diary and copied it, but he didn't expect it to be a "third-hand product"!
Who can withstand this!
At that time, the teacher asked him to read Panda's diary, read Du Bishu's after reading Panda's diary, and then read his own ...... after reading Du Bishu's
He could hear the laughter of the class.
He is a little overlord in Zhonghai! When has he ever suffered such a grievance......
After a while, Panda and Du Bishu threw away their brooms and said to Wang Jiaming: "Your brother Pan and Brother Du are very angry, so they are on duty today?"
"I'm coming, brothers, go and rest, I'll just come!" Wang Jiaming said busily.
Panda and Du Bishu nodded in satisfaction.
"Dada, let's go to the commissary! I heard that Yang Ming from Class 62 led people to organize a yo-yo competition......
"Then let's go and see!"
Du Bishu easily found the deeply hidden sprint meteor from the inner layer of the school bag, and said to Panda, "Take the yo-yo!
Panda nodded, and the two of them immediately rushed out of the classroom and headed straight for the commissary.
In the open space next to the school commissary, there are already many "masters" and girls watching the excitement.
The masters came from all classes and gathered here, mainly in response to the "Heroic Order" issued by Yang Ming of Class 62, to decide the strongest king of Zhonghai Elementary School!
"Yang Ming Yang Ming, you are the best, knock out Zhen Cannon in one move!"
A boy was furious, turned around and yelled at the girls: "My name is Zhen Yingying, not Zhen Cannon!"
"Fake Hero! Zhen Cannon!"
The girls don't care about this, Yang Ming is the most handsome, and it's over.
Yang Ming is a slender boy, wearing a white coat, with slanted bangs, with statue-like handsome facial features, so handsome that people are angry. With this kind of skin, it is no wonder that it can touch the hearts of this group of girls.
"Yang Ming, don't think that you have learned that the Outer Heaven Silver Dragon is the strongest in Zhonghai! I, Zhen Yingying, want to let you understand what a real strong man is!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a rush of footsteps came.
"Strong, right? Zhen Yingying, right?"
The grim director of moral education and the tall security guards surrounded him, and said without sadness or joy: "Everyone stand in place, yo-yo take out......!" Stand still!Do you think I didn't see the magic wand in your hand?
Du Bishu and Pan Da, who had just arrived, were dumbfounded.
Before the two of them could retreat, a sharp-eyed security guard caught Du Bishu's action of hiding the ball, and immediately reported to the director of moral education: "Director, there are two more over there!"
"Will I turn it in myself or will I search it?"
Panda or Du Bishu: "......"