"Zheng Yu, you kid is here, you have been absent from work a little bit in the past few days, if it weren't for me, you would have been fired. ”

Seeing Zheng Yu coming, Taishang Laojun, who was resting on the side, sang a mountain sound, which was naturally said to Zheng Yu, Zheng Yu saw that Taishang Laojun seemed to be a little bored, and he seemed to be missing something.

Zheng Yu immediately understood, and hurriedly handed over a cigarette.

"Laojun, please smile at this Huazi. ”

Taishang Laojun looked at it and smiled: "Very good, not bad, good and good, the children can be taught, but Zhou Mountain is eight hundred miles away, I don't know if you can get there." ”

Eight hundred miles!

Zheng Yu calculated, if he kept flying, he was afraid that he would not be able to reach it in a day, Tengyun boots were still good, and they could be reached in a few heels.

"Thank you for reminding me, I'll go first. ”

"Wait a minute, I said that you can't go, even if you have Tengyun boots, you can't get there in a short time, so I can't take your things for nothing, this thing is for you to hold, it can allow you to quickly reach Buzhou Mountain. ”

Saying that, Taishang Laojun handed over a pill to Zheng Yu.

"Laojun, what is this?"

"Rapid Sublimation Pill, but it is specially refined for you, holding this Pill in your mouth can increase your flight speed by a hundred times, and it only takes a quarter of an hour to reach Buzhou Mountain. ”

Looking at the elixir in his hand, Zheng Yu was shocked, he didn't expect Taishang Laojun to refine this elixir for himself, it was really moving.

Taishang Laojun continued: "Remember, you must take Buzhou Mountain, go early and return early, we are all waiting for the game to start." ”

Zheng Yu was originally a little moved, because he felt that Taishang Laojun was really good to him, but he was wrong, Taishang Laojun only gave Zheng Yu a speed in order to be able to compete, but Zheng Yu was also very happy, at least this is a new kind of baby.

"Thank you, don't worry, I'll go and come back soon. ”

As he spoke, Zheng Yu put the pill at the base of his tongue, raised his head and jumped into a rainbow light and disappeared into the sky.

It's not the first time Zheng Yu has flown in the sky, but this is the first time he has to be so fast, this speed is even faster than riding a rocket, listening to the wind whistling in his ears, his whole person is getting more and more excited.

"Wowha, this feeling of speeding is so cool, hahaha, it's so good to be a fairy. ”

Eight hundred miles away, Sun Wukong is drinking with Gonggong, this is already Sun Wukong has come to Buzhou Mountain for three consecutive days to beg for wine and eat, and his purpose is very simple is to go to the world from the lower realm of Buzhou Mountain, he said that he would go to the little guy who dared to talk to him for a while, but where to find a channel for him to go to Gonggong, the channel between the two worlds of people and immortals has long been cut off, Sun Wukong is simply whimsical.

Sun Wukong doesn't care about that, he comes to work with him every day, just to annoy him, make him unbearable, and then open a channel for himself.

It doesn't matter if you work together, as long as you don't make trouble, and the drinks are enough, you can drink casually, and there is no channel anyway.

Sun Wukong drank a cocktail, and suddenly looked up at the sky in the distance: "Oh, my brother Sun is here, hehe, Gonggong Xiao'er, you are going to be miserable now." ”

Sun Wukong jumped up to greet Zheng Yu, and after a while, Sun Wukong took Zheng Yu to the front of Gonggong.

"Hey, why are you?" Zheng Yu looked at the co-worker in front of him with a surprised expression: "You are the co-worker?

Gonggong smiled: "I'm just a little mountain god, no need to make a fuss, come, sit down and drink." ”

Sun Wukong said with a smile: "Brother doesn't have to give face to this old guy, he is just a mountain watcher, come and sit down, and annoy this old guy with my old grandson." ”

Hearing this, Zheng Yu hurriedly said: "Don't say that, the great sage, people are also the masters of Zhou Mountain." ”

Gonggong smiled and poured Zheng Yu a glass of wine: "Hey~ It's still Zheng Yu's little brother who is civilized and polite, Dasheng, you have to study hard, after all, you are brothers."

Hearing this, Sun Wukong cut and drank a glass of wine directly.

Gonggong picked up a glass of wine and said with a smile: "Let's talk about it, what is the reason why Zheng Yu's little brother came this time." ”

Zheng Yu said a little embarrassed: "This matter, I'm really a little embarrassed to speak, I don't know how to say it, let's put it this way, Gonggong senior, aren't you renting out Zhoushan?"

Burst~~

As soon as Gonggong took a sip of wine into his mouth, he heard Zheng Yu's words, and all of them squirted out, which happened to spray Sun Wukong's face.

Sun Wukong held the wine glass, blinked his golden eyes, and the wine on his face flowed down the monkey hair, and the whole person was stunned.

Even Zheng Yu on the side was stunned, and quickly took out a tissue to wipe Sun Wukong's face.

The co-worker hurriedly said: "Oh, this, I didn't mean it, Brother Zheng Yu's joke just now..."

"I'll go to your sister's, Gonggong Lao'er, you are challenging my grandson's patience, if you don't open the door, you won't open it, you still spray my face, wow, yes, yes, I'll split your Buzhou Mountain today. ”

Sun Wukong suddenly went violently, and the golden hoop stick in his hand was also tightly grasped, and he was about to make a move, and the frightened co-workers also retreated again and again.

Zheng Yu stepped forward and hurriedly grabbed Sun Wukong: "Great Sage, Great Sage, blame me for this, it's my fault for this, you see my face, come and sit down first, I'll negotiate with the co-workers." ”

Under Zheng Yu's persuasion, Sun Wukong sat down, but the expression on his face was still very angry.

Zheng Yu hurriedly came to Gonggong's side and said: "I said, Gonggong Mountain God, this thing is not authentic for you to do, you look at my brother, the original handsome little face has become a soup monkey, what do you say about this, I want to remind you first, if my brother is angry, you may not be able to stop it, this Zhou Mountain may really be able to bulldoze for you, so I will give you a choice, you are like this, you send us a mountain." ”

Gonggong said with a blank face: "What the hell, give you a mountain?"

Zheng Yu said: "A mountain is not a mountain you are not Zhou Shan I is peaceful, this deal is a good deal, besides, you are not Zhou Mountain, is not a mountain with mountains and mountains, countless peaks, you don't suffer a loss when you take out one, I think we are buddies I helped you like this." ”

Gonggong was speechless for a while, and a sip of wine spewed out a mountain, where is this deal worth it.

"So, which mountain do you see?" asked the co-worker, a little resignedly.

Hearing this, Zheng Yu hurriedly pointed to a mountain peak and said, "That's it, I look good at that mountain, the woods are dense, and it can be regarded as a separate and independent mountain, how about that?"

Gonggong frowned and said: "That's Qilian Mountain, that's okay, then I'll give it to you, but let's say it's okay, this mountain is given to you, you are not allowed to find the back account anymore, and from today on, don't let this monkey bother me anymore, my bar won't have time to open." ”

Zheng Yu hurriedly said: "Don't worry, with me, my brother will go back with me today, but before that, let's sign a contract first." ”

Zheng Yu actually took out a mountain transfer contract directly from the ring, which looked like a preparation made in advance.

The co-workers were a little embarrassed: "I still have to sign a contract, it's so troublesome." ”

Zheng Yu smiled and said: "Now you have to have a contract for everything, if you don't sign it, I have nothing to do with it." ”

The co-worker nodded and said, "Okay, everything depends on you." ”

The two signed the contract, and then Zheng Yu came to Sun Wukong's side, Sun Wukong looked at it and nodded with satisfaction.

Zheng Yu said with a smile: "Okay, it's decided, we will come over to redecorate the mountain in the near future, then Lord Mountain God, we will leave." ”

With that, Sun Wukong and Zheng Yu left together.

"Mountain, mountain god?"

The co-worker smiled helplessly, and at this moment, Xiang Liu came over and said, "Mountain master, you just gave him Qilian Mountain?"

"That's right, otherwise what's the matter, it's just a small Qilian Mountain, I want to see what the kid in this world will make my Qilian Mountain become. ”

"Mountain Lord, I heard that the Jade Emperor organized a racing competition, are you interested in participating in it? ”

"Racing?" Gonggong frowned when he heard this: "It's just a small competition, what is there to participate in, let's go and prepare for the bar, and it should open tomorrow." ”

Zheng Yu didn't expect that Bu Zhou Shan's matter would be solved so happily, but this is thanks to Sun Wukong's acting skills, if it weren't for Sun Wukong's impromptu performance, this Bu Zhou Shan really wouldn't have won it so easily.

"Great Sage, this time it's thanks to you, if it weren't for your idea, I'm afraid this is really not easy to win Zhoushan, if your acting skills are in the world, you will definitely be able to win the little golden man." ”

On the way back, Zheng Yu hurriedly thanked Sun Wukong for his dedication.

Sun Wukong smiled and said: "Hahaha, brother, you have lifted me, we are brothers, brothers don't talk to each other, let's go have a drink together." ”

The two returned to the Tianting Market, Zheng Yu and Sun Wukong agreed and then went to Tianrun Wanjia to take a turn, overall it was good, the supermarket was booming under Ao Bing's operation, and the people had already lined up at the gate.

Not to mention the costumes upstairs, Zheng Yu on the fifth floor has not officially opened, he came directly to the seventh floor, and before he went upstairs, he heard bursts of applause from the game hall on the seventh floor.