151. Women are eggs
At the end of the year, various companies are holding annual meetings.
In addition to Pinru, there is another company on the beach.
Pinru was just playing, and they were more like they were here to train.
A crowd lined up and shouted slogans:
"I'm the best! I'm going to win! I'm going to conquer everyone!"
"XX Company will definitely win!"
In addition to shouting slogans, they also brought a table, and employees stood on the table, spread their hands and fell back, allowing the people below to reach out and catch it, testing the trust of the team.
How they like to play, Luo Xiu can't care so much, it's just that a group of them is too noisy.
It's as if a flock of ducks suddenly flooded into the calm beach, which was annoying.
Luo Xiu saw the middle-aged man who looked like their boss sitting next to him enjoying the shade, so he walked over and asked, "Are you engaged in team building?"
"That's right, pull them out to practice and improve morale. ”
"If I'm not mistaken, you're an insurance company, right?"
"Then you really guessed wrong, we are an e-commerce company, selling women's shoes on Taobao. ”
"It's a blessing. Luo Xiu shook his hand, "Then you must have heard of Pinru, right?"
"Why haven't you heard of it, originally we were Taobao's first women's shoes, because of them, our first position is about to be lost, if I want to meet their boss, I have to give him some color. ”
The middle-aged man glanced at Luo Xiu and asked, "Which company are you from?"
"We're just here to play, there's no company, hahaha!"
Luo Xiu laughed dryly.
I didn't expect to meet a competitor here.
"Okay, you guys keep playing, I'll take them for a run. ”
The middle-aged man suddenly had no interest in talking, and got up to leave.
......
At night, many people pitch tents on the beach.
Luo Xiu didn't have this leisure ambition, he just found a barbecue stall and skewered with Guan Shiyu on the beach.
The sea breeze, the beer, the barbecue, it was so enjoyable.
"Boss, you're eating barbecue!"
An Yi and Lin Bao'er walked over from a distance and said hello.
"Sit down and eat together!"
Luo Xiu said politely.
The two of them were not polite at all, and sat down to eat.
After a while, Li Shan, Yi Qingfei, and Zhao Jianye also came over.
"Brother Xiu, you're too much, you didn't even call us for a string. ”
"Sit, sit ......down," Luo Xiu raised his hand and shouted, "Boss, another dozen beers." ”
In this way, more and more employees came to eat, and finally the entire barbecue stall was rounded.
"How about we have a truth or dare?"
Li Shan proposed.
"From the time you start first, we'll play. ”
"Sister An Yi, don't bully me, be fair, turn the bottle. ”
Li Shan said as he emptied the middle of the table, took an empty beer bottle and turned it vigorously in the middle.
The bottle spun rapidly, slowly coming to a halt, and finally the mouth of the bottle pointed at himself.
"Damn, this luck is really amazing. ”
Li Shan rubbed his hands speechlessly.
"Truth or dare?" Luo Xiu asked with a smile.
"Let's take a big risk! Lao Tzu has nothing to fear. ”
For a cheeky person like Li Shan, asking a roadside girl for a phone and shouting that I was a fool and other risky behaviors, he did it without psychological pressure at all.
For a while, everyone couldn't think of any big adventure that could embarrass him.
"You turn on the speakerphone now and call the bright red confession. An also said.
"That's good. ”
"That's it. ”
Everyone's faces couldn't help but smile at their aunt.
"Fight, fight, what am I afraid of?"
Li Shan took out his mobile phone, turned out the bright red name in the phone book in front of everyone, and dialed it.
Everyone was quiet, holding their breath for fear of getting into a goof.
"Hey, why are you calling me?"
A nice voice came from the phone.
"Yanhong, I love you!"
Li Shan did not drag the slightest mud and water, and confessed directly.
"Poof, you're playing Truth or Dare, next time someone else fights, don't bother me. ”
"I'm playing Truth or Dare, but this time I'm going to choose Truth or Dare. ”
Li Shan said in a very affectionate voice.
The other side was silent for a while, and then whispered: "Don't drink so much, hang up first." ”
Li Shan hung up the phone and asked with a fluttering eyebrow: "How is it?"
"Little Lizi, you're too good at flirting, aren't you?"
"Awesome!"
"No wonder you can marry two ......" Luo Xiu almost spoiled.
But now no one paid attention to what he said, and picked up the wine bottles one by one to toast Li Shan.
"Come again and again. ”
Li Shan picked up the wine bottle and turned it hard.
This time the mouth of the bottle was aimed at Loshiu.
"I choose to tell the truth. ”
Luo Xiu said confidently.
He guessed that everyone would definitely ask who his favorite person was, and then he could answer Guan Shiyu generously.
"Xiaoyu fell into the water with your mother, who do you save first?" An Yi asked.
"An Yi, you're too good at playing, aren't you?
Li Shan's big adventure just now was also her question, and I don't know how her brain circuits are structured.
"Hurry up and answer, don't say the wrong thing, Xiaoyu can sit next to you. ”
Guan Shiyu preemptively said: "I can swim, I'll just rescue my aunt." ”
"Cut ......"
"It is forbidden to show affection!"
Everyone saw that the problem was solved, and made the sound of eating lemons.
"Turn and turn. ”
Luo Xiu picked up the wine bottle and twisted it hard, this time the mouth of the bottle was aimed at An Yi.
"Tell the truth!"
Ann also said nonchalantly.
Luo Xiu and Li Shan looked at each other and smiled, the opportunity for revenge had come.
"If you were to follow someone who was there, who would you most like?" asked Li Shan impatiently.
An Yi stretched out his right hand, slowly clenched his fist, and said with a contemptuous smile: "I want it all!"
"Wow!"
Everyone exclaimed in amazement.
"She's an old Si Ji, and this kind of problem can't be difficult for her. ”
"Are you girls so yellow?" asked the honest Zhao Jianye.
"They girls are like eggs, they are the outside, they are pure when they are peeled off, but they are yellow on the inside. ”
An Yi retorted: "Then you boys are mangoes, yellow on the outside and even more yellow on the inside." ”
"An is right!"
"Boys are perverts!"
The girls chimed in.
......
Everyone drank and played at the same time, leaving all the worries of work behind.
"You keep drinking, I'll go put some water. Losiu stood up.
"Go together. ”
"I'll go too. ”
A group of boys followed.
Everyone was almost drunk, holding each other's shoulders and walking to the toilet.
"The toilet is a bit far away, we solved it by the sea, right?"
Li Shan proposed.
"Good idea, pee him in a pool. ”
Everyone had no scruples and walked straight to the sea.
At this time, the waves were relatively calm, and seven or eight boys lined up, taking out the guys and facing the sea, farther than anyone to pee.
After peeing, they laughed heartily together.
The girls looked at their backs from afar and asked suspiciously, "Didn't they go to the toilet, how did they run to the beach?"
"Man, drink too much and just like that, restore the nature of the animal. ”