Chapter Forty-Six: Stinky Fart
It's been a few days since he came to Xia Shang City, but a lot of things have happened to Chen Fengtu in the past few days, and these things have made him even have no time to go out to play, and he doesn't even have time to plant the fairy spirit grass. No, not long after I came back, this girl came to the door. Fortunately, there is an enchantment he arranged in the current Fengxian District, and he can sense anything happening inside and outside, so he didn't go to this patrol.
Under the leadership of Li Mengxuan, Chen Fengtu walked with her to the bus station, and then got on the No. 15 bus, leading to Shanlin Street in Beicheng District, Xiashang City. Shanlin Street is a unique street in Xiashang City, where most of the people live here are migrant workers, and most of the houses are used for rent, and only a small part of them are lived in by themselves.
And Li Mengxuan's parents have worked hard in Xiashang City for more than 20 years, so they bought a house of no more than 60 square meters in this Shanlin Street, which is just enough for their family to live. Through her introduction, Chen Fengtu learned that her parents and her lived at home, and her brother had already dropped out of school and gone to work in other cities.
There are relatively few people in Fengxian District, because most of the people here live in the rich people, and there are more servants and security guards here who need this bus, so when you first get on the bus, there are not many people on the bus. But not long after the car went out, more than a dozen people came up at once, and the empty car quickly became crowded.
Maybe it's time for lunch, and there are more students and people off work, but after a while, the bus is crowded. This situation was the first time Chen Fengtu had seen it, and he looked at the crowd with curious eyes, and soon he noticed that there was a guy with a thief's eyebrows and eyes who was leaning closely against a middle-aged woman, and one hand was gently moving on the woman's body.
"Is this a thief?"
Chen Feng Tuhu looked at him suspiciously, but at this time, Li Mengxuan quietly pulled him and whispered in his ear, "This guy is a sweat idiot, he often does this kind of thing on this bus, and he has been taken to the police station many times, but every time he comes out, he still does it, it's disgusting!"
Speaking of this, Li Mengxuan had a look of disgust on her face, obviously she must have had a bad experience in this car. And at this time, the guy who was stuck in oil suddenly turned his head to look here. When his eyes saw Li Mengxuan, his obvious eyes lit up, and then he let go of the woman and walked directly through the crowd towards them.
Li Mengxuan's face turned pale when she saw this, and her hands subconsciously grabbed Chen Fengtu's arm and hugged it tightly. And the guy was stunned at first when he saw this scene, and then sneered and walked through the crowd to Chen Fengtu, and sneered, "Boy, get up for my uncle, if you don't get up, don't blame my uncle for not warning you!"
Even if this trouble is found by himself? Chen Fengtu was depressed for a while, but there was no expression on his face. Now he is wearing a security uniform, and ordinary bad guys must not dare to come up and offend him casually, but this guy doesn't seem to have any scruples, it is certain that he should have a backstage.
"Didn't you hear me?
Zhao Shifei does have some backstage, because his cousin is the small leader of the largest gang in Xia Shang City, so with his cousin as a support, he can be said to be a mixed wind and water in this mountain forest street. It's just that he has a very bad hobby, that is, sweat idiot. He liked the kind of teasing women, but these women didn't dare to resist at all, especially in crowded places.
Li Mengxuan is the woman he likes, but he hasn't made any substantive moves until now, except for the occasional card oil. The most important thing is that he likes to see this kind of age when he has not yet left society, pure and ignorant, this kind of budding girl, once she is stuck in a crowded place, in addition to a slight struggle, there is also that silent sense of anxiety, which makes him have a very delicious sense of ecstasy every time.
Seeing that the guy in front of him in a security uniform didn't seem to hear his words, Zhao Shifei's expression suddenly turned cold. Immediately, a hand grabbed at the other party, ready to grab the other party directly from the chair. Although he looks thin, he is naturally powerful, and he has practiced with his cousin for a while, so the speed of this shot is quite fast.
It's just that his speed is fast, and Chen Fengtu's speed is even faster, and that kind of speed has reached the point where mortals can't see it clearly. Chen Fengtu stretched out his hand and tapped on this guy's body several times in a row, each time hitting a certain acupoint of the other party, and then quickly withdrew his hand into his trouser pocket. At this time, Zhao Shifei's hand had already grabbed Chen Fengtu's collar, and as soon as he used his hand, he was ready to lift the guy in front of him.
"Bang!"
Suddenly, a muffled sound came out, and Zhao Shifei's face suddenly changed. Because in the midst of this muffled sound, a large bag suddenly bulged on his buttocks, and for a moment it was stinking, and he could even feel something squirting out from behind him with this muffled sound.
"Who the hell is it? Such a loud fart, it stinks to death!"
"Oh, this is, isn't it?"
"Quick, driver, stop now, it stinks!"
Soon, the crowd in the car was chaotic, this fart was not only loud, but also smelly! Just a breath, everyone in the car could smell the smell, especially the back seat, the person sitting behind Zhao Shifei, and he was not fainted at all. And what was even more terrifying was that he also felt that in the stench that came to his face, there were terrifying poison bombs sprayed on his face.
Sure enough, when he wiped his face and looked at the yellow liquid on his hands, he vomited. But the more terrifying thing has just begun at this time.
With his sudden fart, Zhao Shifei's abdomen instantly began to overwhelm the sea. Then there was another bang, and a stench even more terrible than the previous one was released from his buttocks. This is not the end, but the beginning. When the second stinky fart sounded, Zhao Shifei's face suddenly distorted, and the whole person fell to the ground softly.
"Bang bang bang!"
A series of stinky farts erupted from his ass like a machine gun, and in less than half a minute, the place where he was sitting was already wet, and the man behind him was even more suffocated and almost fainted. Because the location was just behind Zhao Shifei, the second stinky fart spewed out was all sprayed on his body and face. Suddenly, his face turned pale, and the one sitting next to him opened the window directly, and jumped directly regardless of whether the car was still moving.
", run away!"
There was chaos in the car, especially in the back seat, which was desperate to open the window and jump out of the car, could they not escape? This is something more terrifying than a gas bomb, and in this crowded car, this thing is already indescribably terrifying. As for the front ones, they all squeezed towards the front of the car, and no one could stand such a terrifying gas bomb.
As for Chen Fengtu, he is much calmer. Because before the first stinky fart came out, he had already placed a layer of enchantment on himself and Li Mengxuan's bodies, directly isolating the two from the outside world. So, for the two of them, it was a sound but not a stench.
"Uncle, what's going on?" Li Mengxuan looked at the crowd running frantically with a pale face, and Zhao Shifei, the uncle who was about to deal with her just now, was confused.
"I gave this guy a few acupuncture points, and he's farting and diarrhea uncontrollably right now!" Chen Fengtu whispered next to Li Mengxuan's ear.
Hearing this, Li Mengxuan was stunned for a moment, then reacted, looked at Zhao Shifei who was sitting on the ground holding his stomach, subconsciously pinched his nose, and hid towards the window with a disgusted face.
At this time, Zhao Shifei was stunned, holding his tumbling belly, and in his heart there were a trillion grass and mud horses galloping by. He didn't eat anything indiscriminately today, and in his memory, except for the instant noodles he ate in the morning, he hadn't eaten a drop of rice until now. However, the instant noodles have expired, and this is the only possibility that will make him so embarrassed now.
However, at this time, he was suddenly stunned, a heat skewered from his abdomen, and then he trembled, an unprecedented Su Shuang dared to impact in his brain, this feeling was not instantaneous, nor was it something he could usually feel with his fight. The feeling of his soul flying out of the sky, as if there was no end, continued to impact his mind and whole body like his stinky fart.
At this moment, if anyone notices him, they will find that Zhao Shifei's face is as wonderful as it gets. First there was a twisted discomfort, and then a Su Shuang moan, so repeated and alternate, like a nervous disorder. And his pants are now soaked from front to back.
"Uncle, take me out of the car, I want to throw up!"
Although Li Mengxuan couldn't smell it, she couldn't stand it either. Especially looking at Zhao Shifei's current expression, there was a burst of disgust in her stomach, and she wanted to vomit when she was uncomfortable. Chen Fengtu touched the back of his head, and suddenly he realized that he seemed to have done something terrible. He didn't think about it well, and he wanted to fix this guy instead of being in the car, but after they got out of the car, but it was too late now.
Chen Fengtu nodded, picked up Li Mengxuan in the seat, put her directly out of the window, and slowly put her down, and then he jumped out of the car. At this time, the driver had already stopped the car, could he not stop? Even if he was in front, he could smell the terrible gas bomb. Therefore, even if he is going to be fined and deducted points by the traffic police, he does not plan to continue driving this car.
After the car stopped, everyone escaped in less than a minute, and a few bold ones covered their noses and rushed into the car with their mobile phones to record the video. This is the headline news! On the bus, someone maliciously released poison gas bombs, and then a series of machine guns, how could these gossipy guys easily let go of such headlines?
When Chen Fengtu and Li Mengxuan left here for a hundred meters, Li Mengxuan breathed a sigh of relief and gently patted her little chest. When her face improved, she covered her chest and raised her head for a while, laughing, "Uncle, you're too bad, aren't you?
Chen Fengtu didn't answer her, but shook his head and smiled, "I shouldn't have done it at that time, I'm a little sorry for the people behind that guy!"
Li Mengxuan listened to the laughter, and then there was a chill on her face. Because she was holding Chen Fengtu's arm at that time, she also saw that unlucky guy. And that guy is even more unlucky, he broke his leg directly after jumping out of the car, and he is waiting for an ambulance at this time.
"Let's go, hurry up to your house, uncle still has to go to work!"
Chen Fengtu didn't continue to say anything about this matter, it was just a convenient thing for him, and he couldn't get used to such a disgusting guy. If you have the strength, you can find a wife by yourself and do what you want to do at home, but it would be embarrassing to do such things that hurt customs and ruin a man's reputation in public.
In fact, the acupuncture points he ordered were not just as simple as letting that guy fart, there were also a few acupuncture points that could make that guy not touch a woman in his life, but Chen Fengtu didn't tell Li Mengxuan, and in his opinion, there was no need for that.
Li Mengxuan nodded, took Chen Fengtu to stop a taxi, and then left here. And not long after the two of them left, an old man suddenly appeared in their position just now. The old man looked at the departing taxi, and said with a deep face, "What a powerful acupoint technique, the speed is so fast, even I can't see clearly, isn't this person sent by the Immortal Sect?"
"With such a master going to Shanlin Street, I, the old man, will not go to offer ugliness!" the old man shook his head, and then turned around and left here.