Chapter 14: The Temptation of Spicy Strips
Zheng Yu took out a few bags of spicy strips from the ring and handed them to Lao Jun.
"Hmm, is such a delicious food spicy strips, why don't you sell them?"
"If I take it out, will the God of Food kill me?"
"Look at the virtue of the God of Food, will he still kill you?"
I saw that the God of Food was carrying more than a dozen bags of puffed food in his hands, eating with relish, and his face was full of happiness.
This funny fairy.
Next, Zheng Yu sent the spicy strips to Zhubajie Supermarket, and the listing of the spicy strips directly caused all the gods to shout wildly, and they all ate red faces, all of them called cool.
The God of Food walked towards Zheng Yu with a can of beer.
"Hey, hey, little brother Zhengyu, may I ask you, what is this. ”
"This is beer, so just pull this ring. ”
Burst~
The beer was opened, and the god of food took a sip, feeling that it tasted good, and then took a big sip.
"Ah~~, it's so cool, this beer is so delicious. ”
Once again, the god of food made an intoxicated sound.
"If it's iced, it tastes even better. ”
"Oh, really? I'll try. ”
The god of food took the beer, and a cold breath came out of his hand, and then the god of food took another sip.
"Ah~~ Hahaha, sure enough, this frozen is delicious, no, I want all this beer. ”
Looking at the appearance of the God of Food, Zheng Yu felt funny, like a middle-aged greasy uncle.
With that, the god of food slipped into the supermarket and began to buy beer in large quantities.
And Zhu Bajie received a soft hand when he collected money inside, and his mouth was almost to the sky.
Zheng Yu smiled: "Lao Jun, do you see if Brother Pig's mouth will have jaw cramps." ”
When he turned around, he saw Lao Jun looking at Zheng Yu with a smile on his face, and Zheng Yu naturally knew what he meant.
Burst~
opened the beer, took a sip of spicy strips and a sip of wine, Lao Jun had everything he wanted, it was delicious.
"Hehe, Brother Zheng Yu, my grandson is here. ”
Sun Wukong came to Zheng Yu's side.
"Great Sage, you are here, come on, come and show you, this is the video and picture I took in Huaguo Mountain. ”
Saying that, Zheng Yu turned on the computer and showed Sun Wukong the videos he had recorded and the photos he took.
Looking at it, Sun Wukong actually cried.
“emmm...... Great Sage, what's wrong with you?"
"My grandson is homesick, woo woo woo ......"
Ay...... Even a hero like Monkey King has that weak side.
Zheng Yu stroked Sun Wukong's head like a father, and Sun Wukong snuggled in Zheng Yu's arms and sobbed.
Click!
The Taishang Laojun beside him didn't know when he actually learned to take pictures, leaving a rare image for the two.
Then Zheng Yu took out the fruits brought from Huaguo Mountain, and Sun Wukong saw it and triggered his longing even more.
"No, Brother Zheng Yu, my grandson wants to bow down to you, and you will be my grandson's brother from today onwards. ”
"What did you just say you were going to do?"
Taishang Laojun suddenly looked at the two of them with wide eyes.
"Bye, what's wrong?"
Zheng Yu looked at Lao Jun suspiciously.
"Hahaha, you are going to worship, come on, there are people here who are going to worship. ”
Suddenly, Lao Jun burst out laughing and let out an earth-shattering roar, startling Zheng Yu.
Hearing Lao Jun's shout, everyone's eyes looked over, those who were eating, drinking and having fun also stopped their movements, even the Seven Fairies and those customers who were doing SPA also ran out, and Chang'e, who was putting on makeup, also ran over.
"Whoever wants to worship, who wants to worship, I will be a flower girl. ”
Hearing that someone was going to worship, Chang'e was very excited.
"Flower girl?"
Zheng Yu looked at Chang'e with a puzzled expression.
"Yes, yes, Hua Niang, I'll be a Hua Niang. ”
Fairy Chang'e looked at Zheng Yu excitedly.
“emmm... Fairy Chang'e, it's not a marriage, it's a brotherhood. ”
Lao Jun immediately poured a basin of cold water on Fairy Chang'e, and Fairy Chang'e withered at that time.
"Yes, yes, but I'm going to sit in the front row. ”
Chang'e looked at Lao Jun expectantly.
"A thousand merits in the first row are counted as the price of your family. ”
Lao Jun smiled mysteriously.
"Thank you, Mr. Lao, I will go back to the store to make you a nutritious one. ”
"Hehe, okay, cough cough, if you want to reserve a seat, hurry up, the front row is good-looking, the front row is clear and can be interacted." ”
Immediately afterwards, many immortals came to reserve their seats, and Zheng Yu looked confused.
Zheng Yu hurriedly asked, "Laojun, what are you trying to do, what kind of seat do you want to make?"
Sun Wukong said: "Brother Zheng Yu, you don't know, there is something special about worshipping in our heavenly court, this ceremony is indispensable, and there are all kinds of expenses, and the most important thing is to have a feast for three days and three nights." ”
"Three days and three nights?" Zheng Yu hurriedly asked, "Then who will pay?"
"Naturally, it's us, but don't worry, my grandson still has some family background. ”
Hearing this, Zheng Yu finally relieved himself, someone paid for it, and he was still worried about a fart.
"Alright, everyone, a total of 15,000 seats have been reserved, so let's wait for the next time if you don't have an appointment. ”
Lao Jun ended the appointment and immediately found Zheng Yu, who was about to leave.
"Hey, Xiao Zheng, you can't go, you are the protagonist, this has been released, you can't regret it. ”
"No, Lao Jun, it is an honor for my three lives to be able to worship the Great Sage, I can't ask for it, how can I regret it. ”
"That's good, then, I'll tell you about the last time I worshipped the Night Wandering God and the Day Wandering God. ”
"The Night Wanderer and the Day Wanderer, can these two people touch each other?"
Zheng Yu wondered, how could these two people meet.
"Of course they did, there was always a moment when the two of them intersected, as long as they finished the ceremony, they were left to do whatever they wanted. ”
Zheng Yu understood, co-authoring these immortals is just waiting to eat big households.
Next, Lao Jun told Zheng Yu about the rules of the night wandering god and the day wandering god, and after all the calculations, it would take hundreds of thousands of merits to be enough.
Emmm...
"I want to ask, is it too late for me to return?"
"Of course not, if you want to regret it, you will be spurned by all the gods, and it is impossible for you to mix in the heavenly realm in the future, you see that the giant spirit god is also here, if you regret it, he may shoot you to death. ”
Zheng Yu looked at the giant spirit god who was a few heads taller than everyone else, and couldn't help but swallow.
But where did he get these hundreds of thousands of merits?
"Think about it for a while. ”
With that, Lao Jun ran to continue his path of glory.
"A mobile phone? ”
"Great Sage, have you been idle lately?"
Sun Wukong, who was thinking about how to spend money, glanced at Zheng Yu and nodded.
"That's fine, you help me watch the meeting here, I'm going back, and when I come back, our money will come." ”
"Oh, yes, that's great, you can go quickly, I'll leave it to my grandson first." ”
Watching Zheng Yu leave, Lao Jun smiled mysteriously.
Back in the world, Zheng Yu sat in the car, thinking about what he needed to do next.
Immediately after, Zheng Yu drove towards the largest digital mall in the capital.
The Digital Mall sells a wide range of digital products, all of which are genuine.
The first floor is for the sale of various brands of mobile phones.
"Welcome, sir, what do you need. ”
As soon as I entered the door, the young lady of the shopping guide surrounded me.
"I'm going to take a look at my phone. ”
"Yes sir, do you have a suitable brand, I can recommend it to you. ”
"No need, I'll go directly to HW, to support domestic production. ”
"Yes sir, please come with me. ”
Came to the counter selling HW mobile phones, Zheng Yu looked at the mobile phones, they are all good, this one priced at 5888 is for his own use, it is very good to use.
"Excuse me, do you wholesale here?"
"Huh?~~~"
The shopping guide lady was directly confused.
"Batch, wholesale, sir, don't be kidding, we're here..."
"We're wholesale, it's up to you how much you want. ”
As he spoke, a man in a suit and tie walked over at the counter.
"Yo, isn't this Zheng Yu? ”
"Xue Shan, you work here. ”
Xue Shan, Zheng Yu's friend in college, both graduated from the first university in Beijing, the two had a good relationship when they were in school, lived in the same dormitory, and later went their separate ways after graduation, and worked hard for life, so they didn't contact each other again.
"I'm the sales manager here, Xiao Zhang, you go get busy first. ”
The shopping guide smiled and walked away.
"Manager, I'll go, you're all the manager, hey, you're much better than me. ”
"You're not bad, hey, are you married to Li Ruoxuan, if you get married, you must call me on the day of your wedding. ”
"Don't mention that slut to me, we broke up. ”
mentioned Li Ruoxuan, Zheng Yu was angry and didn't fight anywhere.
"What's the situation, break up, why, you two are recognized as the golden boy and girl of our school. ”
"Okay, don't mention her, that slut, let's have a drink. ”
Xue Shan looked at the spot, and it was indeed time for the meal, arranged it, and then left with Zheng Yu.
When they came to a nearby restaurant, the two ordered food and wine, and drank happily.
The two talked a lot, the bits and pieces of school, and the life afterward, Zheng Yu also told Li Ruoxuan about it, and in the end, he actually cried.
"Damn, that hateful rich second generation, isn't it just relying on the money in the family, what a grandson, brother, it's okay, when we get out of it, it's the end of that grandson. ”
The two of them raised their glasses and drank them all.
Xue Shan said: "By the way, will you go to the school celebration in a month."
"School anniversary?"
Zheng Yu has completely forgotten about the school anniversary, the school celebration has been held every year for so many years, but he rarely shows up, and Li Ruoxuan has always been there.
Although Zheng Yu doesn't like any school celebrations and other activities, he must go this time, and when the time comes, he will take out 18 million to donate a building to the school, and he can also slap Li Ruoxuan and Qin Hao in the face.
Yes, I decided that for the school anniversary in a month, I would work hard to make money from now on.
After a full meal, the two returned to the digital mall, and Zheng Yu's business was not done yet.
"Xue Shan, what are you doing, if you don't want to do it, get out of here. ”
As soon as the two stepped into the mall, they walked across the Mediterranean Sea and scolded Xue Shan angrily.
Xue Shan hurriedly lowered his head: "Manager, I, I am..."
"He's going to talk to me about business, why don't you allow it?"
Seeing his brother being bullied, Zheng Yu stood up for Xue Shan.